Name: Cassette Tape iPhone Case Desc: Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case. Price: $1.93 Name: Fruit Juice Sprayer Desc: A glorious new age is upon us - no longer must you struggle to squeeze the juice out of your citrus fruits with those weak little hands of yours - now you can effortlessly suck and spray the life out of a fruit with these fruit juice sprayers. Price: $4.99 Name: Batman Brake Light Cover Desc: You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car's brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you. Price: $6.49 Name: Sub-Zero MacBook Sticker Desc: Transform your regular MacBook's apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook. Price: $8.95 Name: Death Star Ice Cubes Desc: The power of the Imperials has never been as chilling as it is now thanks to these Death Star ice cube molds. Inspired to look like the infamous space station from Star Wars, the Death Star ice cube mold will pop out perfectly shaped mini planet destroyers every time. Price: $9.99 Name: Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper Desc: Now you'll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you'll know you're getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing. Price: $10.99 Name: Wrist Watch Post It Notes Desc: Stay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet. Price: $12.99 Name: Transformer USB Flash Drive Desc: If you loved playing with transformers as a kid, you'll love this Transforming USB flash drive. Equipped with four gigs of memory and built to look like Ravage, the decepticon transforming jungle cat definitely has more than meets the eye. Price: $14.00 Name: Han Solo Frozen iPhone Case Desc: You love Han Solo, he knows - and now you can add to your collection of Star Wars gear with this Han Solo frozen in carbonite iPhone case. These flexible silicone Han Solo cases are available in both black and white colors, and are a must have for Star Wars fans. Price: $15.99 Name: Credit Card Sized Toolkit Desc: This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick! Price: $17.19 Name: Pizza Cone Maker Desc: Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use kit are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for easy cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you'll be clogging your arteries in no time. Price: $18.99 Name: Camera Lens Coffee Mug Desc: This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it. Price: $19.99 Name: Sword Handle Umbrellas Desc: When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you'll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas. Price: $22.00 Name: Raptor Hoodie Desc: Transform from being boring and regularly clothed, to sporting a vicious looking open mouthed Raptor with the Raptor Hoodie. This Raptor Hoodie is a great gift for people who love dinosaurs and is available in both kids and adult sizes, so we can all dinosaur out! Price: $24.99 Name: Flying Radio Control Shark Desc: This radio control flying shark needs to be to seen in action. When in motion the shark's back fin moves and gives a surprisingly realistic look to anyone caught in this deadly beast's way. The flying radio control shark is made from durable nylon and uses refillable helium. Price: $27.95 Name: Snuggle Pillow Desc: This Snuggle Pillow will always be a shoulder for you to lie and cry on. This pillow is machine washable, includes the removable t-shirt, and also is a great neck pillow. Makes a great gift for the constantly neglected forever aloners or girls on the rebound. Price: $28.95 Name: Medieval Hand Blades Desc: Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you'll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well. Price: $29.95 Name: Beer Ammo Bandolier Desc: This beer ammo bandolier is the perfect way to carry a 12 pack of beer when tailgating or at parties. If G.I. Joe were an alcoholic, he'd use this beer ammo bandolier. This Beer Ammo Bandolier makes a great party gift. Price: $32.95 Name: Moving Ink Blot Masks Desc: If you're looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these Moving Inkblot Rorschach Masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles. Price: $35.00 Name: Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit Desc: In the show Man vs. Wild, Bear is put in extreme situations with little tools to survive the wilderness except his survival skills. You, however, are not Bear Grylls, so come prepared with this ultimate survival kit that includes everything you'll need if things go south. Price: $36.19 Name: DJ Cat Scratch Turntable Desc: You might not know it, but cats are natural DJs. Now you can let Mr. Fluffums practice his wicked DJ skills while also keeping his nails sharp with these cat scratch posts shaped like turntables that will actually spin when your cat puts his claws into it. Price: $39.99 Name: Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock Desc: Want an alarm clock that doubles as a Hollywood movie style bomb? This defusable bomb is a fully functional alarm clock with a snooze button, but when you press the big red button a scary countdown will start requiring you to cut the right wire before time runs out. Price: $42.95 Name: Brass Knuckles Taser Desc: Land some electrically charged blows to any potential attacker with these brass knuckles tazers. These knuckle enhancing stun guns pack an impressive 950,000 volts of electricity in every single punch, enough to paralyze your attacker even if you punch like a little girl. Price: $48.69 Name: Chocolate Planets Desc: Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor. Price: $50.00 Name: Hands Free Umbrella Dome Desc: Laugh in the face of mother nature with your own personal hands free umbrella dome that will shelter you from the rain while giving plenty of room to talk on the phone, keep your hair all fancy, and ensure you'll get plenty of looks from jealous haters. Price: $59.99 Name: Shark Pet Bed Desc: Let your small dog or cat sleep in the belly of the beast with these self cleaning shark pet beds. Using nanotechnology, these cool shark beds will absorb pet odors and bacteria and are easily cleaned with the fabric lining that unzips for a quick wash. Price: $69.99 Name: Super Mario Wall Stickers Desc: Decorate your room with one of the most recognizable games ever with the Super Mario wall stickers. Included in this Super Mario wall sticker package are three large and restickable vinyl decals, with dozens of smaller individual decals in each package. Price: $74.95 Name: Portable Nightlight Globes Desc: Light up the kid's room with these night light globes or grab a single globe and use it as a light source. These portable nightlight globes are available in any color you like, and stay lit for thirty minutes before fading to darkness to ease any kid into falling asleep. Price: $76.47 Name: Nintendo Gameboy Dress Desc: The Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you'll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy. Price: $78.00 Name: The Bed Fan Desc: If you are constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets at night because you can't maintain a cool temperature then you need a Bed Fan. The Bed Fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night's rest. Price: $79.99 Name: Magic Wand TV Remote Desc: Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel. Price: $89.99 Name: Bleeding Zombie Targets Desc: Prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse with these life like Zombie practice targets that will instantly gush with blood when shot; You can even blow their heads off. Available in many zombie forms, from standard to nazi zombie, to even ex-girlfriend zombie targets. Price: $92.95 Name: Suit Pajamas Desc: Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep with these Suit Pajamas. These Suit Pajamas are the officially licensed version of Suitjamas as seen in How I Met Your Mother, and are made from fine silk and cotton for a light and breathable feel. Price: $99.95 Name: Wooden Watches Desc: Go green while still staying stylish with these wooden watches. Available in a variety of popular watch styles, these wooden watches offer the same functionality as a traditional watch, but have a beautifully crafted natural wood exterior. Price: $113.99 Name: Armored Knight Hoodie Desc: Chivalry might be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't still dress like a knight in modern times with these armored knight hoodies. Featuring a retractable helmet and reinforced stitching, your armored knight hoodie is sure to last through many joustings. Price: $125.00 Name: Laser Pool Cue Desc: Perfectly strike the cue ball every time with this laser guide billiards cue stick. This regulation size and weight cue stick features a built-in laser so you can easily see where you will hit the cue ball, enabling you to strike with more accuracy for those difficult angled shots. Price: $129.95 Name: Zombie Gnomes Desc: While we all eagerly await the zombie apocalypse and all the joys it will soon bring, we can bide our time for now by imagining our friendly lawn gnomes becoming infected. These zombie garden gnomes are hand painted and make an excellent Halloween decoration. Price: $150.00 Name: Light Up Skateboard Desc: Cruise around town with these lightweight and flexible longboards that are infused with LEDs that will make this light up skateboard turn heads wherever you go. Perfect for skating at night, these light up skateboards are available in blue, green, and red LED versions. Price: $176.36 Name: Workaholics Bear Coat Desc: If you've got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm while you work in your cold cubicle space. Price: $200.00 Name: Tactical Coffee Mug Desc: No solider should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market - the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block block of aluminum, and you can customize it with an endless array of tactical attachments. Price: $223.99 Name: World's Most Powerful Laser Desc: Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don't paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it's practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world's most powerful laser. Price: $299.95 Name: Radio Control Spy Plane Desc: Do reconnaissance with military like precision with this radio control spy plane. Featuring a built in camera that transmits the video feed directly to your controller so you can get a first person flying view of what the R/C spy plane is recording. Price: $334.99 Name: Inflatable Walk On Water Ball Desc: You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn't stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia. Price: $399.00 Name: Mini Jelly Fish Tank Desc: This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you'll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in. Price: $499.00 Name: Beer Bottle Chandelier Desc: The Beer Bottle Chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful source of light that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift. Price: $599.00 Name: Giant Pancake Pillows Desc: Get 'em while they're hot! Start your morning off right with a healthy serving of pancakes with these giant pancake pillows. Each pancake is three feet wide, and comes with unique and realistic discolorations just like a real pancake. Syrup not included. Price: $600.00 Name: Coffee Table Aquarium Desc: No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you'll need. Price: $660.20 Name: Underwater Scooter Desc: With the under water scooter you can now explore miles of ocean without breaking a sweat. Great for scuba diving, snorkeling, and just general ocean fun, the underwater scooter weighs only ten pounds and will provide up to two hours of effortless underwater propulsion. Price: $698.00 Name: Modern Knives Set Desc: Combine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block. Price: $744.58 Name: Light Up Shoes Desc: These aren't just any regular light up shoes, these custom made kicks are hand made to order from the designer responsible for the lighting in the TRON movie and for Daft Punk. With each step you take, these shoes will light up any room and turn heads. Price: $749.00 Name: The Ultimate Swiss Army Knife Desc: If you were told you could take only one item with you to a desert island, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is that one item you'd take. With over 87 different tools crammed into this one epic package, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is the handiest tool you'll ever own. Price: $899.00 Name: AK-47 Rifle With Chainsaw Desc: Whether you're taking on hordes of zombies or just fighting one up close, the AK-47 rifle with an attached chainsaw is the go to weapon for zombie apocalypse survival. While not yet officially for sale, these unique AK-47 rifles are a must have item for doomsday preppers. Price: $1,200.00 Name: Metal Spiderman Table Desc: Our spidey sense is tingling - it's saying we're about to go broke thanks to this unbelievable Metal Spiderman Table from the amazing Kreatworks Etsy shop that specializes in huge metallic statues. This Spiderman Table is a definite must buy for Spiderman fans. Price: $2,200.00 Name: Crystal Clear Canoe Desc: Glass bottom boat tours just got knocked down a notch thanks to these amazing clear canoes that allow you to view the marine life below you like never before with up to two people in this clear canoe! This canoe is also collapsible for easy storage. Price: $2,243.17 Name: Space Invaders Couch Desc: The Space Invaders couch is one of the highest quality retro video game couches ever made. Its sleek design and memory foam cushioning makes the Space Invaders couch not only incredibly nostalgic, but comfortable too, and it's a great house warming gift for geeks. Price: $5,000.00 Name: Inflatable 14" Climbable Iceberg Desc: This 14 foot inflatable iceberg is climbable, can be used as a diving platform, hangout spot, or even as a small island for those lonely nights when the wife kicks you out of the house. Without a doubt, this is the best $6,000.00 you'll ever spend. Price: $5,999.99 Name: Walk In Beer Cooler Desc: No you're not dead, but you have entered beer heaven - the walk in beer cooler is completely real and an essential addition to any man cave! Perfect for storing a huge assortment of cases of beer, kegs, and it even includes a built in draft tap. Price: $6,349.00 Name: Labyrinth Aquarium Desc: Give your home some real character and show off your fish with the Labyrinth Aquarium. This Labyrinth Aquarium is designed for tropical fish and includes lights, filters, air pumps, cleaning supplies, and makes a cool gift idea for any home. Price: $6,500.00 Name: Gigantic Water Slide Desc: This inflatable water slide stands an impressive sixteen feet tall and is the ultimate water slide for the summer time. The gigantic water slide also features a large standing area inside of the slide, making for an excellent hang out spot on the water. Price: $9,000.00 Name: Ford Mustang Pool Table Desc: Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry - the legendary 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang pool tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels. Price: $9,995.00 Name: Aquarium Bed Desc: Literally sleep with the fishes with this amazing aquarium bed headboard. This massive 650 gallon aquarium is completely custom made to give your bedroom a one of a kind aquatic look, and can probably double as a swimming pool if you feel like swimming with your pets. Price: $11,500.00 Name: Self Controlled Tow Boat Desc: Water ski anywhere and be in complete control with this unmanned water skiing boat that is controlled entirely by the skier. This unmanned skier boat holds up to six gallons of gas and automatically shuts off if the skier lets go of the handle. Price: $17,000.00 Name: Fighter Spaceship Bed Desc: Throw out those boring Tempur-pedic bed sets and get yourself a bed that looks like a deadly fighter spaceship. These out of this world spaceship beds also come with a customizable galaxy mural painting, and will make any room look amazing. Droids sold separately. Price: $18,000.00 Name: Interactive Pool Table Desc: Play billiards on this digitally upgraded pool table that interacts with every movement of the pool balls. Custom set high definition imagery displays underneath each ball, and more of the image gets revealed as the pool balls roll over this high class pool table. Price: $25,000.00 Name: Life Size T-Rex Sculpture Desc: Turn your backyard into a dinosaur museum with these life size T-Rex and other various dinosaur sculptures! Standing over twelve feet tall, this realistic T-Rex sculpture is the next best thing to having a private island, a team of scientists, and a prehistoric frozen mosquito. Price: $32,734.87 Name: Bowling Ball Billiards Desc: It's not out of the ordinary for bowling alleys to have a pool hall, but this bowling ball billiards game brings the two sports together like never before! Played similar to a real game of pool, these giant billiard games are designed for cruise ships, hotels, and rich homeowners. Price: $39,000.00 Name: Ultimate Computer Station Desc: Complete work assignments, play video games, or just browse the web like never before with the ultimate computer station that features everything from touch screen controls to air filtering systems. This hand built chair will make you the envy of cubicle dwellers everywhere. Price: $44,750.00 Name: Pumpkin Carriage Bed Desc: Spoil your little princess with this unbelievable fairy tale inspired pumpkin carriage bed. Quit reading your daughters those fairy tale stories - because now she can experience it in real life with these hand crafted fantasy beds made with only the highest quality materials. Price: $47,000.00 Name: Tron Motorcycle Desc: This Tron style motorcycle is a fully functional and street legal bike that is powered by a Suzuki 996cc engine. While riding on the Tron motorcycle you lay in a flat position akin to the Tron movie. For only $55,000.00 you can tear up the streets Tron Style. Price: $55,000.00 Name: Dolphin Power Boat Desc: Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete. Price: $65,000.00 Name: The Water Jet Pack Desc: Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is officially the greatest thing ever. For only $100,000.00 you can own your very own water thrusting jetpack. The water jet pack can lift you up to 30 feet high and thrust forward at 30 miles per hour. Price: $100,000.00 Name: The Flying Hovercraft Desc: Whether you need to travel by land, air, or sea, the flying hovercraft can tackle any surface at speeds as high as 70 miles per hour thanks to its 130 horse power turbo charged engine while carrying a payload up to 600 pounds over a distance of 160 miles. Price: $190,000.00 Name: Flying Car Desc: Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we'd have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Futureā„¢ has finally arrived - flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot's license to fly it. Price: $350,000.00 Name: Diesel Powered MechWarrior Desc: Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program. Price: $1,350,000.00 74