Winston: yeah sights nightsights 45 acp buckshit cockbore, my xc9882nm with bogshite boltcocking walnut dickstock can pop bellends at 9 meters
Karbine: and putting strippers in them is a fucking art
hyphen: i was gonna buy a mosin but i decided whats the point
Karbine: loading a mosin bullet by bullet usually gives you a red thumb too lol
hyphen: might as well get an sks instead
Karbine: sks hnnngh
hyphen: costs about the same as a kar98
Karbine: inaccurate
hyphen: for the yugos
Karbine: crappy cartridge
Karbine: for a rifle
hyphen: yeah its dumb
hyphen: but i still think theyre neat
Karbine: they r
hyphen: mostly because the yugo has a folding bayonet and rifle grenade launcher standard
hyphen: lmao
Karbine: china pigsticker
Karbine: also no, enfield bolt springing back is not annoying
Karbine: because you can eject the casing by just tapping it up
Karbine: enfields don't ever jam in like a mosin bolt
Karbine: never have to slap it up
Karbine: or bash the bolt on a table..
hyphen: idk id probably forget about it and pull it up and back
hyphen: and the bolt would throw me against the wall
hyphen: and kill me
Karbine: haha no its not rough
Karbine: its very light
hyphen: gun flies back
Karbine: however because it cocks on push
hyphen: stock to the jaw
Karbine: it makes it harder to stay on target when cylcing
hyphen: reload half as often tho
Winston: yeah man, my pigfastic x9000 with custom pissfire beavertail shoots 90mm acp so smooth
Karbine: yeh 10 rounds
Karbine: but a bitch to load
hyphen: yeah winston get mad dude??????
Karbine: usually just load it 5 rounds a go
hyphen: we have things like rights
Karbine: and yeh
hyphen: allowed to own guns, have less violent crimes anyway
Karbine: only people allowed guns in the uk are near death farmers 
hyphen: instead of getting shot you just get stabbed
Karbine: with orange tipped pink double barrel 410 ga shotguns
Karbine: allowed to carry 4 shells in home at a time
Karbine: subject to search once a month
Karbine: if you look at your gun you get a fine
hyphen: forced to fire birdshot sabot
Karbine: ENGLAND
Winston: mate my xt1000 152mm ACP derringer with nightsights would whoop your cockshut patriot DT50 any day, fucking ruger fanboy
hyphen: single bird pellet
Karbine: hahaha
Winston: get on my level
Karbine: must yell to warn ducks before firing
Karbine: OI
Karbine: GONNA FIRE
Winston: you seem rustled
Karbine: mAD
hyphen: dang i wish i had guns like those cool americans
You ragdolled Yourself
You unragdolled Yourself
Winston: yeah I wish I could make holes in stuff from a distance
Winston: for like £50 a shot
hyphen: ur dumb
Winston: god then I'd be happy
Winston: mad
hyphen: bullets are cheap
Winston:  Mate my XRD-300-45 Tactical Intervention Magnum Carbine is the ideal tool for the high speed low drag tactical operator in a high-risk defense situation
Winston: you just wish you had that kind of piece
hyphen: hello
Winston: yeah i open carry an 88mm
Winston: it's legal in my state
hyphen: mine too hEH OWNED
Winston: HAHA dude the other day I was open carrying a howitzer and these cops were like dude wow but I told them it was legal and 
Winston: they were like oh
Winston: Dual howitzers
Winston: (with nightsights ofc)
Winston: RON PAUL 2012
Karbine: FAggot.
Winston: I filmed their faces and put it on youtube because I'm a proud 26 year old american with rights
Winston: god the bolt is just too concelaprapped for this piece I might have to fit XM-250s to it but they're $8000 in my state now
*DEAD* Winston: probably end up having to go for a claptrap cockwhistle
Karbine: magpul dickassy thermalfart scope
Winston: so dude I was hunting spiders in full ghillie and my rapstop quickload nightfire XR-500 Carbine just sheared a bolt and 
Winston: the mainspring propelled a 9mm up my nostril
*DEAD* Winston: can't breathe
Karbine: FAGGOT.
hyphen: gm13 broke spawnlists
hyphen: fuck
hyphen: u 
Winston: so I was open carrying dual torpedoes and this mexican got all raffy-bap-cockflutey with me saying I was disturbing the peace
Winston: thank god I had my quicklube eisenhowitzer on me
hyphen: eisenhowitzer
Winston: Bust a Cap Up In Him
Karbine: quickbone
hyphen: shitspaff
*DEAD* Winston: ye
hyphen: 360 noscope
Winston: 360 underbutt doorbang jumpshot 
You ragdolled Yourself
You unragdolled Yourself
You ragdolled Yourself
You unragdolled Yourself
Karbine: asscan tank
Karbine: tiny TANK
hyphen: is adv dupe 2 dead
Karbine: no
hyphen: hm
hyphen: its broken for me
Karbine: broken how
Winston: so I was grating some .22 on my enchilasadachiloda el tacobravo down at wollybob's and this guy was like "dude that's rank"
hyphen: cant load anything
hyphen: it ways opening but the loading bar never progresses
hyphen: and it never actually opens
hyphen: and wont let me do anything else, saying advanced duplicator is busy
Karbine: rejoin
Karbine: HAHA
hyphen: it did this to me before
Karbine: update ad2 on ur CLIENT
Karbine: ??
hyphen: i did
hyphen: idk
hyphen: its why i havent played at all since october 21st
hyphen: when everything broke
hyphen: w/e its 5am im going to BED
Winston: ugh do you know where I can get cheap mainspring housings for a rofflebutt mexibuster 500
hyphen: mexibuster
Winston: yeah I picked it up from bestbuymart 24/7 patriot onestop shop last weekend
Winston: because my eisenhowitzer wasn't cutting it
*DEAD* Winston: and it doesn't chamber 90mm fuckshot
Karbine: 90mm fuckshot
Winston: yeah
*DEAD* Winston: just for manstopping really
Karbine: trainstopping
*DEAD* Winston: that's why I carry mexibuster tacticals now
Karbine: i'm trying to build god damn it
Karbine: mouse all over the place for laughing
Karbine: FUCK YOU
Karbine: j&o handjob 910 supercarry 99mm
Karbine: fucking tears
Winston: so I was down at wallyballyphillybob's in illanois
Karbine: j&o
*DEAD* Winston: grabbed an encelabravo taco 
*DEAD* Winston: and a chees-ruger
*DEAD* Winston: and it came with a 203mm pistol
Karbine: ROT
*DEAD* Winston: MaDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karbine: RIGHT
Karbine: fitting ammo in this hunk of shit
Karbine: fucking acf menu
Karbine: DREAD reading it
Winston: i just
Karbine: eyeballs burn off
Winston: my lungs have just given up
Karbine: i just
Karbine: turn my monitor sideways
Karbine: can read the text
Winston: hahahaha
Winston: yes
Winston: good one garry
Karbine: at least the sliders aren't 1cm long now
Winston: I can read it on mine
Winston: calibrate your monitor WOW!
Karbine: yeah uh
Karbine: die
Winston: so I found out the other day that the new Dodge Tram comes with a 72mm cannon
Winston: smoothbore
Karbine: dodge tram
Winston: you just have to ask the dude
Karbine: FUCK OFF
Karbine: dodge snarger
Winston: dodge partridge
Karbine: gonna name this the cougar I
Karbine: sabre was the last series
Karbine: similar tanx
Winston: if you peel off the stars and stripes sticker on the windshield of a dodge tram there's a code which you can exchange for .45
Karbine: but this gonna be 30t
Karbine: good god
Karbine: get a free 357 assmaster magnum with each chevy beeferado purcahse
Winston: dude that can't even penetrate beef jerky at 20 meters, you want the S&W Popgun chambered in Twinkie hollowpoint
Winston: mmm, microwaved cheese-ruger with enchilado bravo tacodelshit sauce
Karbine: ROT
Winston: soooo nice if you just slide a popfart between the bread and the ruger
Winston: so dude I was soaking up this mountain dew that I spilled into my razer deathgrip platinum edition rainbowdash livery keyboard
Winston: and the fucking thing broke on my ass
Winston: but they wouldn't replace it because my state has a law now where you can't get a replacement keyboard if your 
Winston: titanium tactical satnav isn't chambered in 12mm
Winston: or if it doesn't have a matte black mountain dew resistant coating on the slide
Winston: so I was trying to force a 1911 mainspring over my dick
Winston: but the waffytap easy clean piss-spray that I used to lubricate it
Winston: stuck like glue to my sausage
Winston: had to go to a special doctor in wisconsin
Winston: can't wait to spend $20,000 on this lower reciever
Winston: has a special coating
Winston: (: