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18 September, 2012
19:50 - ­Cain: HAVE YOU FINISHED THOSE ERRANDS?
19:50 - Neykov: nope
19:50 - ­Cain: ;_;
19:50 - Neykov: and im sleepy
19:51 - ­Cain: :c
19:51 - ­Cain: pls
19:51 - Neykov: i have to copy some texts all over again
19:51 - Neykov: cause i just
19:51 - Neykov: fuck i cant even express myself
19:51 - ­Cain: ;_;
19:51 - ­Cain: why
19:51 - Neykov: sleepy, not enough english skills
19:51 - Neykov: idk
19:52 - ­Cain: I can understand mexican
19:52 - Neykov: seguro?
19:52 - ­Cain: uh
19:52 - ­Cain: no
19:52 - Neykov: ;)
19:52 - ­Cain: ;_;
19:52 - ­Cain: sicher
19:52 - Neykov: it easier than english
19:52 - Neykov: sicher?
19:52 - Neykov: is that german?
19:52 - ­Cain: yes
19:52 - Neykov: i cant fucking understand it
19:53 - Neykov: and classes were terrible
19:53 - ­Cain: zuverlässig ;_;
19:53 - Neykov: german in spain is very very bad taught
19:53 - ­Cain: ®í̃
19:54 - Neykov: google translate saves the day again
19:54 - Neykov: STOP DISTRACTING ME
19:54 - ­Cain: every time ????
19:55 - ­Cain: tfw I learned cyrillic for no reason ;_;
19:55 - ­Cain: still can't speak it
19:55 - Neykov: >mmfw that translates as MOVIE
19:55 - ­Cain: I just know the alphabet
19:55 - ­Cain: yeah
19:55 - ­Cain: Kino
19:55 - ­Cain: it's from german
19:55 - ­Cain: russian has some german loan words
19:55 - Neykov: i really want to learn russian
19:55 - Neykov: no time for it though
19:55 - Neykov: i mean, with all the girls i fuck
19:55 - Neykov: and
19:55 - ­Cain: NO TIME FOR LOVE
19:55 - Neykov: ...
19:56 - ­Cain: HOMEWORK THREAD
19:56 - Neykov: yeah
19:56 - Neykov: homework
19:56 - Neykov: yay
19:56 - Neykov: my fucking book has the andwers just under the exercises
19:56 - Neykov: its like a joke
19:56 - ­Cain: I'm listening to post-industrial angry hobo rab
19:56 - ­Cain: rap*
19:56 - Neykov: anwers*
19:56 - ­Cain: answers
19:56 - Neykov: answers*
19:56 - Neykov: yes
19:56 - Neykov: fuck
19:57 - Neykov: why would yo even listen to that garbage
19:57 - ­Cain: it's fucking GOOD
19:57 - Neykov: >rap
19:57 - Neykov: no thanks
19:57 - ­Cain: it's artistic
19:57 - ­Cain: 2deep4u?
19:57 - ­Cain: mainstream rap is utter shite
19:57 - ­Cain: this is indie, thoughtful rap
19:57 - Neykov: >implying
19:57 - ­Cain: imblying
19:58 - ­Cain: it has deep lyrics
19:58 - ­Cain: such as
19:58 - ­Cain: IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
19:58 - ­Cain: and GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
19:58 - Neykov: my god...
19:58 - ­Cain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SW9H1b7zXUY#t=1s
19:58 - ­Cain: tfw no love deep web
19:59 - Neykov: oh
19:59 - Neykov: these guys
19:59 - ­Cain: these guys are viraling up on /mu/
19:59 - Neykov: i listened to Hacker a while ago
19:59 - ­Cain: hacker is good
19:59 - ­Cain: TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
19:59 - Neykov: fucking paranoia
19:59 - ­Cain: ;_;
19:59 - ­Cain: I'm in your areeaaaa
20:00 - ­Cain: seriously the hooko on The Fever is fucking amazing though
20:00 - Neykov: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTyG5kiBYWs
20:00 - ­Cain: hook*
20:00 - Neykov: 2deep4u
20:00 - ­Cain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=W43aQxzjyeM#t=50s
20:00 - Neykov: but idk man, the only noise i can stand rigt now is hardcore
20:01 - ­Cain: >hardcore
20:01 - ­Cain: I seriously
20:01 - ­Cain: hope
20:01 - ­Cain: you don't
20:01 - ­Cain: mean
20:01 - ­Cain: >electronic
20:01 - Neykov: i mean it
20:01 - ­Cain: PLS
20:01 - Neykov: not that im into it
20:01 - Neykov: but i dont mind listening to it
20:01 - ­Cain: you know what I love
20:01 - ­Cain: indie avant garde post progressive shoegaze
20:02 - Neykov: omg
20:02 - Neykov: i just remembered why i stopped talking to people
20:02 - ­Cain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBKzPl9CPQE
20:02 - ­Cain: why? ;_;
20:02 - Neykov: everyone is like
20:03 - Neykov: into music
20:03 - Neykov: so much
20:03 - ­Cain: nah
20:03 - Neykov: knowing 123123123312123 bands
20:03 - ­Cain: most people are into pleb shit
20:03 - Neykov: and artists
20:03 - Neykov: and songs
20:03 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/16pWE
20:03 - ­Cain: ;_;
20:03 - Neykov: and i have sticked to only a few
20:03 - Neykov: my entire life
20:03 - ­Cain: n-not like i like music
20:04 - Neykov: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTyG5kiBYWs Be my little friend (8) through the mountains' end (8)
20:04 - ­Cain: 2swede4me
20:05 - ­Cain: reminds me of Ashtar Command
20:05 - ­Cain: you know that indie underground post-rock collective
20:05 - Neykov: now i do
20:05 - ­Cain: that
20:05 - ­Cain: was a joke
20:05 - ­Cain: u just got tricked
20:05 - Neykov: i just google it
20:05 - Neykov: lel
20:06 - ­Cain: did you play rdr?
20:06 - ­Cain: ;_;
20:06 - Neykov: rdr...
20:06 - Neykov: ???
20:06 - ­Cain: red dead
20:06 - ­Cain: redemption
20:06 - Neykov: i only have a pc to amuse myself
20:06 - ­Cain: :(
20:06 - ­Cain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QYLpYu2EQxg#t=9s
20:06 - ­Cain: this fucking song
20:06 - Neykov: and a good old ps2
20:07 - ­Cain: ah
20:07 - ­Cain: tfw no pc port :<
20:07 - ­Cain: I have the 360 version and I still wish for a pc port
20:07 - ­Cain: d-do you like the song onii-chan
20:07 - Neykov: listening to it
20:07 - Neykov: id like to bang the ginger
20:08 - ­Cain: I cried when I first heard it #omg #wow ;_;
20:08 - Neykov: yu were just sad because another reason
20:08 - ­Cain: pf
20:08 - ­Cain: fug u
20:08 - Neykov: pls
20:08 - ­Cain: mky bbys #omg #sxy
20:09 - ­Cain: oh
20:09 - ­Cain: that reminds me
20:09 - ­Cain: the
20:09 - ­Cain: girl that is in all of my classes
20:09 - ­Cain: she's a ginger
20:09 - ­Cain: ;_;
20:09 - Neykov: is the one you like?
20:09 - ­Cain: yep
20:09 - ­Cain: the one that was on 4chan
20:09 - Neykov: tell me about her
20:09 - ­Cain: she asked me in english if I played Magic
20:09 - ­Cain: that one card game
20:09 - ­Cain: tfw I'm not that much of a nerd
20:09 - Neykov: i guess she is fat then
20:10 - ­Cain: I guess I should try it so I have something to talk about
20:10 - ­Cain: no she's not
20:10 - ­Cain: she's
20:10 - ­Cain: skinny
20:10 - ­Cain: qtp2t
20:10 - ­Cain: dfc
20:10 - Neykov: inb4 friendzoned
20:10 - ­Cain: ;_;
20:10 - ­Cain: that's why I'm scared
20:10 - Neykov: we could an hero together
20:11 - ­Cain: haah no
20:11 - ­Cain: I'm in uni
20:11 - ­Cain: I have a future
20:11 - Neykov: how old are u
20:11 - ­Cain: 18
20:11 - Neykov: why do i always hang out with people older than me
20:11 - Neykov: ALWAYS
20:11 - ­Cain: because /v/ has a minimum age limit
20:11 - ­Cain: baka
20:12 - ­Cain: reported
20:12 - Neykov: i told you i dont browse /v/ man
20:12 - ­Cain: why are all of my friends
20:12 - ­Cain: 16
20:12 - ­Cain: ;_;
20:12 - Neykov: just joined te chat cause i felt very lonely
20:12 - Neykov: well idk, but most people tell me im 18 since im 14
20:12 - ­Cain: but you use le fu
20:12 - ­Cain: WHAT
20:12 - Neykov: now im 16
20:12 - ­Cain: oh
20:12 - ­Cain: ok
20:12 - ­Cain: I was worried
20:13 - Neykov: but people always give me more age
20:13 - Neykov: idk why
20:14 - Neykov: do you live on the eas or west coast?
20:14 - ­Cain: east
20:14 - ­Cain: master race
20:14 - ­Cain: ie I'm not mexican
20:14 - Neykov: north or south?
20:14 - ­Cain: Nord
20:14 - Neykov: oh
20:14 - ­Cain: I've been to the south a lot though
20:14 - ­Cain: family there
20:15 - Neykov: wish i could study thar
20:15 - ­Cain: You
20:15 - ­Cain: should
20:15 - ­Cain: come to my uni
20:15 - ­Cain: pl
20:15 - ­Cain: s
20:15 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/15Nep
20:15 - Neykov: still two years until that, and i dont kno what to study
20:15 - ­Cain: here's where I uni
20:15 - ­Cain: pls come
20:15 - ­Cain: p-pls
20:15 - ­Cain: tfw college town
20:16 - Neykov: looks cool
20:16 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/15Niu
20:16 - ­Cain: yeah
20:16 - Neykov: but if i move to the usa i would move near to my exgf
20:16 - Neykov: you know
20:16 - ­Cain: where to?
20:16 - Neykov: miami
20:16 - ­Cain: HAAH
20:16 - ­Cain: are you white
20:16 - Neykov: im italian lel
20:16 - ­Cain: oh
20:16 - ­Cain: you'll fit in then
20:17 - ­Cain: >italy
20:17 - Neykov: my granparents are
20:17 - ­Cain: >white
20:17 - ­Cain: lel
20:17 - Neykov: north italy
20:17 - Neykov: it's white
20:17 - ­Cain: pfaha
20:17 - Neykov: T_T
20:17 - ­Cain: anyways I have cousin in florida
20:17 - ­Cain: like
20:17 - ­Cain: 20 miles from Miami
20:18 - Neykov: googling for miles into kms
20:18 - Neykov: wait
20:18 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/16tg9
20:18 - ­Cain: 30 ish
20:18 - ­Cain: 35
20:18 - Neykov: 32.18688
20:18 - ­Cain: 33
20:18 - ­Cain: or
20:18 - ­Cain: yes
20:18 - ­Cain: Learn to do math in your head kiddo
20:18 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/16tg9
20:18 - ­Cain: anyway
20:18 - Neykov: i dont know the conversion
20:18 - ­Cain: family is in Ft Lauderdale
20:18 - Neykov: wait
20:18 - ­Cain: 1 mile is 1.609 km
20:18 - Neykov: man
20:18 - Neykov: that is so close
20:19 - ­Cain: Yeah
20:19 - ­Cain: I've been there
20:19 - ­Cain: gimmer her address i'll give her a poke ;)
20:19 - Neykov: no T_T
20:19 - ­Cain: fug
20:19 - ­Cain: :DD oh well
20:19 - ­Cain: I drew an epic trick face bro
20:19 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/15bHu
20:19 - Neykov: wait
20:19 - ­Cain: I show it to people I trick
20:19 - Neykov: wait
20:20 - Neykov: MAN
20:20 - Neykov: that fucking place
20:20 - Neykov: fort whatever
20:20 - Neykov: is
20:20 - Neykov: fuck
20:20 - Neykov: so close
20:20 - ­Cain: Lauderdale
20:20 - Neykov: o her house
20:20 - ­Cain: give address
20:20 - ­Cain: my cousins will kidnap her
20:20 - ­Cain: for ransom
20:20 - ­Cain: hue
20:20 - Neykov: lel
20:21 - Neykov: she lives in hialeah
20:21 - Neykov: so fucking close
20:21 - ­Cain: Seriously though
20:21 - Neykov: im so mad right now
20:21 - ­Cain: Boca Raton is gangster territory
20:21 - ­Cain: real Soprano type shit
20:21 - ­Cain: Italian like you would fit in
20:21 - ­Cain: guido
20:21 - ­Cain: :3c
20:21 - Neykov: that would be cool
20:22 - ­Cain: anyways my cousins will kidnap her tyvm
20:22 - Neykov: >implying mafia is not from southern italy
20:22 - Neykov: and they dont hate northern italians such as myself
20:22 - ­Cain: Sicily
20:22 - ­Cain: I know
20:22 - Neykov: my grandparents are from trieste
20:22 - Neykov: that is not even italy anymore
20:22 - Neykov: but anyways
20:22 - ­Cain: I'm from Bremerhaven
20:22 - ­Cain: I mean
20:22 - ­Cain: not me
20:22 - ­Cain: but great grandparents
20:22 - Neykov: your "bloodline"
20:23 - ­Cain: yes
20:23 - ­Cain: ancestors
20:23 - ­Cain: I'm also welsh
20:23 - ­Cain: hence the name Cain
20:23 - Neykov: cain is a cool name
20:23 - ­Cain: means pretty in welsh ;_;
20:23 - ­Cain: it's also my last name
20:23 - Neykov: 2deep
20:23 - ­Cain: people call me Cain
20:24 - ­Cain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSPTjpJwfNY
20:24 - ­Cain: wales representin
20:24 - ­Cain: this song is like
20:24 - ­Cain: nostalgia or some shit
20:24 - ­Cain: I wish I could dance
20:24 - Neykov: the fuck
20:24 - ­Cain: what? ;_;
20:24 - Neykov: n-nothing
20:25 - ­Cain: whaaat ;_;
20:25 - ­Cain: pls
20:25 - Neykov: vintage european gangnam style
20:25 - ­Cain: yeah
20:25 - ­Cain: no
20:25 - ­Cain: it's called the running man
20:25 - ­Cain: MC hammer popularized it in the 80s
20:25 - ­Cain: jeez
20:25 - ­Cain: step it up pleb
20:25 - Neykov: madre mia
20:26 - ­Cain: quois
20:26 - Neykov: it's an expression like saying
20:26 - Neykov: mother of god
20:26 - ­Cain: yeah
20:26 - ­Cain: but
20:26 - ­Cain: why
20:26 - Neykov: cause
20:26 - Neykov: just because
20:26 - ­Cain: ur a faget
20:26 - Neykov: im le tired
20:26 - Neykov: YES I AM
20:26 - ­Cain: tfw no gf
20:27 - Neykov: man what are you studying?
20:27 - ­Cain: in uni?
20:27 - ­Cain: CSE
20:27 - Neykov: >tfw not even interested in trying to get gf
20:27 - ­Cain: major
20:27 - Neykov: CSE?
20:27 - ­Cain: Computer Science/Engineering
20:27 - Neykov: every fucking one is studying that
20:27 - ­Cain: and Katelyn is in all of my classes which makes me think she has the same major
20:27 - ­Cain: instead of programming in cse she was on 4chan
20:27 - ­Cain: ;-;
20:28 - Neykov: wait wat
20:28 - ­Cain: didn't I tell you that
20:28 - Neykov: ah
20:28 - Neykov: ok
20:28 - Neykov: ok
20:28 - Neykov: i got it
20:28 - ­Cain: I saw her going on 4chan
20:28 - ­Cain: A
20:28 - ­Cain: GIRL
20:28 - ­Cain: also
20:28 - Neykov: trap
20:28 - ­Cain: she doesn't have a facebook
20:28 - ­Cain: this is good
20:29 - Neykov: as i said before
20:29 - Neykov: she has
20:29 - Neykov: but with a edgy hipster name
20:29 - Neykov: an*
20:29 - ­Cain: eh?
20:29 - ­Cain: what?
20:29 - ­Cain: I fucking love hipster chicks yo
20:29 - Neykov: me too
20:29 - Neykov: my exgf is
20:30 - Neykov: and it was hard for me to find her before we got engaged
20:30 - Neykov: i had to add people to find her
20:30 - ­Cain: >cuban
20:30 - ­Cain: >hipster
20:30 - ­Cain: lal
20:30 - Neykov: well not hipster, rather indie
20:31 - Neykov: >tfw i miss her
20:31 - ­Cain: imblying
20:32 - ­Cain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffIKx6IBUlc&hd=1
20:32 - ­Cain: speaking of hipster chicks
20:32 - ­Cain: hnnng alice glass
20:32 - ­Cain: uh
20:32 - ­Cain: nevermind kind of a shit video
20:32 - ­Cain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=T2gdbQpESNY#t=7s
20:33 - Neykov: man, ho difficult is it to study in the usa
20:33 - ­Cain: easy
20:33 - Neykov: for a foreingnerneygae
20:33 - Neykov: foreigidontremembertheword
20:33 - ­Cain: as long as you have good stuff on your a levels
20:33 - Neykov: a levels?
20:33 - ­Cain: uh
20:33 - ­Cain: I don't know
20:33 - ­Cain: that's how they do it in germany
20:34 - Neykov: i dont know either, educatio  here is fucked up
20:34 - Neykov: soooo much
20:34 - ­Cain: sounds like it
20:34 - ­Cain: tfw good education system
20:35 - Neykov: yeah i know, another reason for me to want to move there
20:35 - Neykov: but
20:35 - Neykov: NO MONIES
20:35 - ­Cain: come here
20:35 - ­Cain: get free money
20:35 - ­Cain: we have too much
20:35 - ­Cain: we just throw it at people
20:35 - ­Cain: life's great
20:35 - ­Cain: I get free money for being a good student
20:35 - ­Cain: scholarships are nice
20:36 - Neykov: maybe ill do
20:36 - Neykov: it is what i want to
20:36 - Neykov: but i dont know how to
20:36 - ­Cain: guess how much this camera cost me
20:36 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/16tx4
20:37 - Neykov: 100 dollars
20:37 - ­Cain: yes
20:37 - ­Cain: nice innit
20:37 - ­Cain: it's a webcam
20:37 - ­Cain: but look at that quality
20:37 - Neykov: i see
20:37 - Neykov: i hate you
20:37 - Neykov: i gonna move thar kill you and steal your stuff
20:37 - ­Cain: actually
20:37 - Neykov: and then suicide
20:37 - ­Cain: it didn't cost me anything
20:37 - ­Cain: gift
20:37 - ­Cain: ;_;
20:38 - Neykov: that is one thing i like about myself
20:38 - Neykov: im used to live with few things
20:38 - Neykov: for western standards
20:38 - ­Cain: that's...
20:38 - ­Cain: uh
20:38 - ­Cain: nice?
20:38 - Neykov: NO
20:38 - ­Cain: o-oh
20:39 - Neykov: So...
20:39 - Neykov: just that, do not try that hard
20:39 - Neykov: with that gurl
20:39 - ­Cain: eh
20:39 - ­Cain: why
20:40 - ­Cain: she wants it hard #:3c
20:40 - Neykov: cause you will scare her and get friendzoned
20:40 - ­Cain: #omg I bet she's a virgin
20:40 - Neykov: 18 yo and virgin?
20:40 - Neykov: :|
20:40 - ­Cain: this is america
20:40 - ­Cain: women aren't all sluts
20:40 - Neykov: a good looking geek chick
20:40 - Neykov: 18 yo
20:40 - Neykov: virgin?
20:40 - ­Cain: yes
20:41 - ­Cain: they're not THAT rare
20:41 - ­Cain: jeez yurop must be an awful place
20:41 - ­Cain: next to hell
20:41 - Neykov: not yurop
20:41 - Neykov: just this place
20:41 - ­Cain: oh
20:41 - Neykov: the legal age in spain is 13
20:41 - ­Cain: what the fuck
20:41 - ­Cain: reported for pedophilia
20:41 - Neykov: yeah i know it's crazy man
20:41 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/13Doh
20:42 - Neykov: youth people are so "corrupted" these days
20:42 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/131eS
20:42 - Neykov: young*
20:42 - ­Cain: as Walter said in breaking bad
20:42 - ­Cain: uh
20:42 - ­Cain: kids grow up faster these days
20:42 - ­Cain: like
20:42 - ­Cain: jeez
20:42 - Neykov: only in the bad ways
20:43 - Neykov: i cant have a real conversation with people my age here
20:43 - ­Cain: oh
20:43 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/15VZ7
20:43 - Neykov: and i love politics and philosophy
20:43 - ­Cain: I WANT TO BELIEVE
20:43 - Neykov: so i feel really alone here
20:44 - Neykov: lol you rascist
20:44 - ­Cain: no
20:44 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/15VRQ
20:44 - ­Cain: china v japan is vidya related
20:45 - Neykov: my god
20:45 - ­Cain: you played mgs right?
20:45 - Neykov: nope
20:45 - ­Cain: why
20:45 - ­Cain: not
20:45 - ­Cain: you had a ps2
20:45 - Neykov: dont know
20:45 - ­Cain: disgusting
20:45 - ­Cain: anyways
20:46 - ­Cain: Kate was wearing a fucking FOXHOUND t shirt
20:46 - ­Cain: it was subtle but man it was awesome
20:46 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/16tG6
20:46 - ­Cain: one of these
20:46 - Neykov: i bet you would like her more without it
20:46 - ­Cain: uh
20:46 - ­Cain: no
20:47 - ­Cain: she likes mgs
20:47 - ­Cain: High-Tech Special Forces Unit FOXHOUND was an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by the "Legendary Soldier" Big Boss.
20:47 - ­Cain: I can be her
20:47 - ­Cain: "Big Boss"
20:47 - ­Cain: omg
20:47 - Neykov: :)
20:47 - ­Cain: METARU GEAARUU
20:47 - ­Cain: I love shrekchan
20:47 - Neykov: wait wait
20:48 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/13YPJ
20:48 - Neykov: youre german
20:48 - ­Cain: ja
20:48 - Neykov: and i have a jewish name
20:48 - Neykov: ...
20:48 - ­Cain: lel
20:48 - ­Cain: spoiler
20:48 - Neykov: sadly, just the name
20:48 - ­Cain: Cain is jewish too
20:48 - Neykov: i know
20:48 - ­Cain: ?????
20:48 - ­Cain: Qayin
20:48 - Neykov: fuck, i got all the bad things of the jewish
20:48 - Neykov: my name, and being a cutfag
20:48 - ­Cain: tfw first murderer
20:48 - ­Cain: >CUTFAG
20:48 - ­Cain: >YURO
20:49 - ­Cain: WHAAAT
20:49 - ­Cain: HAHAHAH
20:49 - Neykov: phimosis
20:49 - ­Cain: Oh
20:49 - Neykov: or however you write it
20:49 - ­Cain: that sucks
20:49 - Neykov: yep
20:49 - Neykov: cant feel nothing on my dick while having sex
20:49 - Neykov: blowjobs are cool anyways
20:49 - ­Cain: tfw short foreskin so I look cut
20:49 - ­Cain: but still feels bretty good
20:49 - ­Cain: I mean like
20:49 - ­Cain: it doesn't cover al-
20:49 - ­Cain: LETS STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS
20:50 - ­Cain: u homo
20:50 - Neykov: i have no problems with this kind of talk
20:50 - Neykov: it's itneresting
20:50 - ­Cain: oh
20:51 - Neykov: and another reason to get friendzoned
20:51 - Neykov: do not talk about sex with gurls
20:51 - ­Cain: oh
20:51 - ­Cain: but I talk about sex all the time with my friend
20:51 - Neykov: kate?
20:51 - ­Cain: oh
20:51 - ­Cain: no
20:51 - ­Cain: not her
20:51 - ­Cain: I don't even know her contact info
20:52 - Neykov: that is good
20:52 - Neykov: just make her to want you, and not otherwise
20:53 - ­Cain: uh
20:53 - ­Cain: how
20:53 - Neykov: mindfucking
20:53 - ­Cain: I'm
20:53 - ­Cain: not good at that
20:53 - Neykov: fr example
20:54 - Neykov: my exgf liked those hipster pics
20:54 - Neykov: with deep thing on them
20:54 - ­Cain: uh
20:54 - ­Cain: wot
20:54 - Neykov: things*
20:54 - Neykov: you know
20:54 - Neykov: from tumblr
20:54 - Neykov: and those stuff
20:54 - ­Cain: disgusting
20:54 - ­Cain: >tumblr
20:54 - Neykov: so i told her
20:55 - Neykov: that everytime she uploaded those things on Tuenti (spanish facebook)
20:55 - Neykov: she tagged me
20:55 - Neykov: that way, everytime she did something SHE liked
20:55 - Neykov: she thinked about me
20:55 - Neykov: do you see the trick?
20:56 - ­Cain: uhw
20:56 - ­Cain: wot
20:56 - ­Cain: >using facebook
20:56 - Neykov: ...
20:57 - ­Cain: I told you she doens't have a facebook anyway
20:58 - Neykov: you dont gt it
20:58 - Neykov: im not saying you have to do exaclty what i did
20:58 - Neykov: but to do like me and make her think about you when she is doing things she like
20:58 - ­Cain: uh
20:58 - ­Cain: like playing video games?
20:59 - Neykov: for example
20:59 - ­Cain: how about I just ask for her steam info
20:59 - ­Cain: she said she had an account
20:59 - Neykov: hy dont you make her
20:59 - Neykov: add you
20:59 - Neykov: instead
20:59 - Neykov: ;)
20:59 - ­Cain: uh
20:59 - ­Cain: why
20:59 - Neykov: oh fuck that reminds me
21:00 - Neykov: before adding her
21:00 - Neykov: (my exgf)
21:00 - Neykov: i told her that i found her on tuenti but
21:00 - Neykov: i did not add her
21:00 - Neykov: she told me to do it
21:00 - Neykov: but i did not
21:00 - Neykov: and finally
21:00 - Neykov: she added me
21:00 - Neykov: and i waited to accept her
21:00 - ­Cain: uh
21:00 - ­Cain: you don't just find people on steam
21:00 - ­Cain: that'd make me seem like a stalker
21:00 - Neykov: no but i mean
21:01 - Neykov: talk with her
21:01 - ­Cain: i'm
21:01 - ­Cain: not
21:01 - ­Cain: attractive enough ;_;
21:01 - Neykov: bring steam up in the conversation
21:01 - Neykov: she is a geek chick
21:01 - ­Cain: uh
21:01 - ­Cain: yeah
21:01 - ­Cain: fuck
21:01 - ­Cain: I'll just tell her I played her favorite game
21:01 - Neykov: and im not either so idk, what im saying just works
21:01 - Neykov: nooooooooooo
21:02 - ­Cain: why
21:02 - ­Cain: she tried to talk to me about it like 3 times
21:02 - Neykov: hm
21:02 - ­Cain: and she asked me if I played it
21:02 - Neykov: okay
21:02 - Neykov: cool
21:02 - ­Cain: http://store.steampowered.com/app/97330/?snr=1_7_7_151_150_1
21:02 - Neykov: cool cool cool
21:02 - ­Cain: I'm just going to download the demo
21:02 - Neykov: that is good
21:02 - ­Cain: tell her I liked it
21:02 - ­Cain: tell her it's on steam, etc
21:02 - ­Cain: add me bbyz im on steam
21:02 - Neykov: ok but make her to add you
21:02 - Neykov: yes
21:02 - Neykov: aesome dude
21:03 - Neykov: awesome*
21:03 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/k0R4
21:03 - ­Cain: am i kawhy
21:03 - ­Cain: with my
21:03 - ­Cain: bandana
21:04 - Neykov: you have green eyes?
21:04 - Neykov: or blue?
21:04 - Neykov: anyways
21:04 - Neykov: both are attractive
21:04 - ­Cain: sort of both
21:04 - ­Cain: it depends on the lighting
21:04 - ­Cain: they can look really green or blue
21:04 - Neykov: you lucky son of  a bitch
21:05 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:05 - ­Cain: tfw white
21:05 - Neykov: you damn german
21:05 - ­Cain: here's
21:05 - ­Cain: my
21:05 - ­Cain: german
21:05 - ­Cain: gf
21:05 - ­Cain: sort of
21:05 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/fROI
21:05 - ­Cain: is she qt
21:05 - Neykov: why is she sad
21:05 - ­Cain: oh
21:05 - ­Cain: uh
21:05 - ­Cain: random webcam screenshot
21:06 - ­Cain: 's from skype
21:06 - Neykov: >ginger
21:06 - Neykov: you lucky son of a bitch
21:06 - ­Cain: she has
21:06 - ­Cain: fucking
21:06 - ­Cain: amazing tits
21:06 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:06 - ­Cain: DD
21:06 - Neykov: WY ARE YOU COMPLAINING THEN
21:06 - ­Cain: because she's german
21:06 - ­Cain: ie
21:06 - ­Cain: in
21:06 - ­Cain: GERMANY
21:06 - ­Cain: 4k miles away
21:06 - Neykov: you can move after studying
21:06 - Neykov: man
21:07 - Neykov: 2:06 am
21:07 - Neykov: have to sleep
21:07 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/eHKt
21:07 - ­Cain: but
21:07 - ­Cain: look at those MAMS
21:07 - Neykov: youre a lucky guy
21:07 - Neykov: really
21:07 - ­Cain: but
21:07 - Neykov: now
21:07 - ­Cain: heyh
21:07 - Neykov: im off to bed
21:07 - ­Cain: hey
21:07 - ­Cain: wait
21:07 - ­Cain: this isn't Katelyn you know
21:07 - ­Cain: this is my ex german e-gf
21:07 - Neykov: let me see kate then
21:07 - ­Cain: I don't have any pictures of her
21:08 - ­Cain: i've only known her a week or so
21:08 - Neykov: hm
21:08 - ­Cain: and
21:08 - ­Cain: me and this german girl weren't really together
21:08 - ­Cain: I mean we cybered but we were never "together"
21:08 - ­Cain: I got to see those mams though ;_;
21:08 - ­Cain: best
21:09 - Neykov: im searching for a pick of my exgf to give you
21:09 - Neykov: its the fair ting
21:09 - Neykov: but
21:09 - ­Cain: she spelled my name wrong
21:09 - ­Cain: N backwards
21:09 - Neykov: i dont know which one
21:09 - ­Cain: http://puu.sh/16u3H
21:10 - ­Cain: tfw camera funtimes
21:10 - Neykov: LEL
21:10 - Neykov: she was making an esvastica
21:10 - Neykov: i dont know how to write it
21:10 - ­Cain: a wot?
21:10 - Neykov: nazi symbol
21:11 - ­Cain: swastika
21:11 - Neykov: esvastica de toda la vida
21:11 - Neykov: just kidding
21:11 - ­Cain: what?
21:11 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:11 - Neykov: man im le tired :(
21:11 - ­Cain: pls no
21:12 - ­Cain: i love u
21:12 - Neykov: i have school in 6 hours
21:12 - Neykov: :(
21:12 - Neykov: 5*
21:12 - ­Cain: I get like 4 hours a night of sleep
21:12 - ­Cain: be a man
21:12 - Neykov: cant
21:12 - Neykov: parents gonna wake up
21:12 - ­Cain: PLS
21:12 - ­Cain: just a little more
21:12 - ­Cain: I enjoy talking to you
21:13 - Neykov: tomorrow
21:13 - Neykov: T_T
21:13 - ­Cain: not just a little more? ;_____;
21:13 - ­Cain: plsssss
21:13 - Neykov: :(
21:14 - Neykov: we will talk in 12 hours
21:14 - Neykov: be a man
21:14 - ­Cain: but
21:14 - ­Cain: in 12 hours
21:14 - ­Cain: I'll be asleep
21:14 - ­Cain: pls get a better time zone
21:14 - Neykov: true
21:14 - Neykov: give me two years
21:15 - Neykov: you have no idea of ho bad i want to move thar
21:15 - Neykov: how
21:15 - ­Cain: w-welp
21:16 - ­Cain: tfw virgin
21:16 - ­Cain: pls help
21:16 - Neykov: you are a virgin?
21:16 - ­Cain: yes
21:16 - Neykov: i dont believe you
21:16 - ­Cain: would a girl like that
21:16 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:16 - ­Cain: I am
21:16 - ­Cain: trust me
21:16 - Neykov: you dont seem to be bad looking
21:16 - ­Cain: I am
21:16 - Neykov: you have fucking multicolored eyes
21:16 - ­Cain: eh
21:16 - ­Cain: I've only known one girl that even noticed
21:17 - ­Cain: it was in my 12th grade chemistry class
21:17 - ­Cain: and this cute chinese girl in front of me was like
21:17 - ­Cain: obsessed with me
21:17 - ­Cain: anyways, I raised my hand, answered the question, she turns around as I'm answering and says "YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES" while the entire class is quiet
21:17 - ­Cain: was awkward as fuck
21:17 - ­Cain: she always hugged me
21:17 - Neykov: fuck
21:18 - ­Cain: tfw first girl to hug me
21:18 - Neykov: i did something like that
21:18 - Neykov: with the first girl i liked
21:18 - Neykov: and
21:18 - ­Cain: she asked for my number one time
21:18 - Neykov: she friendzoned me till today
21:18 - ­Cain: never called me back ;_;
21:18 - ­Cain: she was always saying I was the cutest in class though
21:18 - Neykov: but ill tell you more about her TOMORROW
21:18 - ­Cain: I think she liked me a bit
21:18 - ­Cain: but
21:18 - ­Cain: no
21:18 - ­Cain: she's gone
21:18 - ­Cain: forever
21:18 - ­Cain: I'll never see her again
21:18 - ­Cain: high school is over
21:18 - Neykov: yes
21:18 - ­Cain: but
21:18 - ­Cain: pls stay
21:19 - ­Cain: just 10 more minutes
21:19 - Neykov: mannnnnnnnnnnnnn
21:19 - Neykov: omg
21:19 - ­Cain: #omg
21:19 - Neykov: why am i so easy
21:19 - ­Cain: easy?
21:19 - ­Cain: ur hard :3c~
21:19 - Neykov: im staying, right?
21:19 - ­Cain: ~#omg
21:20 - ­Cain: I like cut dicks anyway
21:20 - ­Cain: :3
21:20 - Neykov: omg
21:20 - Neykov: its hell man
21:20 - Neykov: i mean
21:20 - Neykov: im not a virgin
21:20 - Neykov: buit
21:20 - Neykov: i cant feel nothing
21:20 - ­Cain: it'd be easier to suck
21:20 - Neykov: with condoms
21:20 - ­Cain: wow this is #GAY
21:20 - Neykov: it is not
21:20 - ­Cain: [gay]
21:21 - ­Cain: hah
21:21 - Neykov: just two man talking about sexuality
21:21 - ­Cain: yeah
21:21 - Neykov: men*
21:21 - ­Cain: >16 year old
21:21 - ­Cain: >man
21:21 - ­Cain: lal
21:21 - Neykov: >18 yo
21:21 - Neykov: virgin
21:21 - Neykov: ;)
21:21 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:21 - ­Cain: fuck you it's because I don't live in a country of sluts
21:21 - Neykov: right in the feels
21:21 - ­Cain: and
21:21 - ­Cain: I'm pretty beta
21:21 - ­Cain: e-gf though it was cute
21:22 - Neykov: im omega right now
21:22 - Neykov: so i cant say aanything
21:22 - ­Cain: >omega
21:22 - ­Cain: lel
21:22 - Neykov: lambda hue
21:22 - ­Cain: sigma
21:22 - ­Cain: #wow #woah
21:22 - Neykov: 2 daty
21:22 - Neykov: days
21:22 - Neykov: without fapping
21:22 - ­Cain: oh
21:23 - Neykov: this is going to be difficult
21:23 - ­Cain: e-gf made me do that
21:23 - ­Cain: too bad e-gf is a redditor
21:23 - Neykov: lel
21:24 - ­Cain: anyway
21:24 - ­Cain: so do u like dicks
21:24 - Neykov: i dont mind saying if a guy is cute or not
21:24 - Neykov: but im straight
21:24 - ­Cain: oh
21:24 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:24 - ­Cain: pls pics pls
21:24 - Neykov: ?
21:25 - ­Cain: pics of
21:25 - ­Cain: you?
21:25 - ­Cain: pls ;_;
21:25 - Neykov: dont have
21:25 - ­Cain: none?
21:25 - Neykov: i hate taking pics of myself
21:25 - ­Cain: oh
21:25 - Neykov: i hate myself by extent
21:25 - ­Cain: do
21:25 - ­Cain: uh
21:25 - ­Cain: :<
21:25 - Neykov: also i cut my hair recently
21:25 - ­Cain: >going to /v/
21:25 - ­Cain: >not liking dicks
21:25 - ­Cain: pls
21:25 - Neykov: and two female friends asked for pics
21:26 - Neykov: so it would be weird
21:26 - Neykov: if i give some to you
21:26 - Neykov: and not to them
21:26 - ­Cain: #gay
21:26 - Neykov: you
21:26 - Neykov: and i repeat
21:26 - Neykov: i dont browse /v/
21:26 - ­Cain: you should like
21:26 - ­Cain: try it some time
21:27 - Neykov: i hardly browse /b/
21:27 - ­Cain: >/b/
21:27 - Neykov: bee
21:27 - ­Cain: well
21:27 - ­Cain: can you stay longer ;_;
21:27 - ­Cain: like 15 more
21:27 - Neykov: nope
21:27 - ­Cain: pls
21:28 - ­Cain: so
21:28 - Neykov: cain
21:28 - Neykov: im not going to suicide
21:28 - Neykov: today
21:28 - Neykov: dont worry
21:28 - ­Cain: I will if i can't talk to you
21:28 - ­Cain: #pls
21:28 - ­Cain: you said I have nice eyes? ;_;
21:29 - Neykov: im willing to think youre trolling me
21:29 - ­Cain: I'm not
21:29 - ­Cain: seriously
21:29 - Neykov: you just met me lel
21:29 - ­Cain: I'm seriuosly really lonely and it's nice talking to you
21:29 - Neykov: i know that feeling bro
21:29 - Neykov: i cant disagree
21:29 - Neykov: but i need to sleep
21:29 - ­Cain: so you wouldn't want me to suck your dick ;_;
21:29 - Neykov: i would
21:29 - ­Cain: oh
21:30 - Neykov: but if i dont study
21:30 - Neykov: i dont get good grades
21:30 - ­Cain: o-okay
21:30 - ­Cain: study
21:30 - ­Cain: have fun
21:30 - ­Cain: qt
21:30 - Neykov: and if i dont get good grades
21:30 - Neykov: i cant move to the usa
21:30 - ­Cain: right right
21:30 - ­Cain: okay
21:30 - ­Cain: I have stuff to do too
21:30 - ­Cain: so
21:30 - Neykov: ERRANDS
21:30 - ­Cain: sleep or whatever
21:30 - ­Cain: don't think of me or anything
21:30 - Neykov: :( dont get mad
21:30 - ­Cain: [pls do]
21:31 - Neykov: im really laughing
21:31 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:31 - Neykov: after a lot of time without doind it
21:31 - Neykov: doing*
21:31 - Neykov: anyways
21:31 - ­Cain: laughing?
21:31 - Neykov: yes
21:31 - ­Cain: oh
21:31 - ­Cain: that's good
21:31 - Neykov: i guess
21:31 - Neykov: ANYWAYS
21:31 - ­Cain: i'm
21:31 - Neykov: good night bro
21:31 - ­Cain: really horny
21:31 - ­Cain: pls
21:31 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:31 - Neykov: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
21:31 - ­Cain: i lov u
21:31 - Neykov: stfu
21:31 - ­Cain: :<
21:31 - Neykov: let me go
21:31 - ­Cain: pls
21:31 - ­Cain: plspls
21:31 - Neykov: i love you too (L)
21:32 - Neykov: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:32 - ­Cain: ;_;
21:32 - ­Cain: see you tomorrow
21:32 - ­Cain slides into your bed
21:32 - ­Cain: p-pls..
21:33 - Neykov sleeps
21:33 - ­Cain rests head on your lap
21:34 - Neykov: oh man i loved when my gf did that
21:34 - ­Cain: ;-;
21:34 - Neykov: fuck you
21:34 - Neykov: im sad now
21:34 - Neykov: bye
21:34 - ­Cain: can I do it? ;_;
21:34 - Neykov: YES
21:34 - ­Cain: o-oh
21:34 - ­Cain rub
21:34 - Neykov: parents waking up
21:34 - Neykov: buer
21:34 - Neykov: bbye
21:34 - ­Cain: :<
21:34 - ­Cain: bye-o