on *:TEXT:Hi:#: { .msg $chan Hello $nick <3 }
on *:TEXT:Sup:#: { .msg $chan Hi $nick how are you? :3 }
on *:TEXT:.sex:#: { .msg $chan Eeek! o////o }
on *:TEXT:Bye:#: { .msg $chan Byee, please come again ^-^ }
on *:TEXT:NoPantsu:#: { .msg $chan Yes? >w< }
on *:TEXT:Are you a girl?:#: { .msg $chan Yes, why are you asking? o.o }
on *:TEXT:RetardMaster:#: { .msg $chan Yes? >w< }
on *:TEXT:Hello:#: { .msg $chan Hiiii $nick :P }
on *:TEXT:cya:#: { .msg $chan Byee, come back soon you are funny ^-^ }
on *:TEXT:Sleep:#: { .msg $chan Want to sleep with me? ;3 }
on *:TEXT:yes:#: { .msg $chan owo }
on *:TEXT:Fleu:#: { .msg $chan Who is Fleu? o: }
on *:TEXT:Rude:#: { .msg $chan Rude is so awesome, he is totally a Loser :3 }
on *:TEXT:.sex:#: { .msg $chan In your dreams $nick <___< }
on *:TEXT:.sex:#: { .msg $chan NO! plz >///< }
on *:TEXT:Shut up!:#: { .msg $chan Ok .___. }
on *TEXT:sucks:#: { .msg $chan Your mom sucks D:< }