Marcos Swee
WHY IS
FACEBOOK
BEEPING
I'M LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW
AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT MINIMIZED OH MY GOD
IT'S BEEPING BEFORE
YOU SEND THE MESSAGE WTF
wait

Kai Drawwater
PFF

Marcos Swee
is it because I put the headphones on now?
uh

Kai Drawwater
LOL MAYBE

Marcos Swee
UH
IT DOES
THAT SOUND
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT AWAY FROM THE WINDOW? LOL

Kai Drawwater
Wait
My laptop is 100% volume
It doesn't do it...

Marcos Swee
uh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kai Drawwater
Yeah, it does it if I'm off the window
Weird...

Marcos Swee
it does even if I'm in it...
uhhhhhhhhhhh
And I can't change anything

Kai Drawwater
We've made your Facebook horny
That's its mating call

Marcos Swee
!
!!!!!!!!
What if it gets pregnant

Kai Drawwater
LOL

Marcos Swee
I'm not
dealing with kids
You can be the mom

Kai Drawwater
Little MySpace and Bebo babies
WHAT
Well
I guess seeing as I'm the uke
Okay </3

Marcos Swee
DEAR
I'M GOING TO WORK
KEEP A LOOK AT THOSE SHIT
SHITS
those things
I have
Pokémon to adopt!

Kai Drawwater
LOLLL
I think you meant 'keep an eye on those shits' LOL

Marcos Swee
yeah
oops 

Kai Drawwater
AND HEY THIS IS A MODERN RELATIONSHIP, I'M GOING TO WORK TOO
PUT THE SHITS IN THE OVEN

Marcos Swee
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO ~KEEP AN EYE~ ON THIS -points at little facebook-
!
Ew
It would make the oven smelly

Kai Drawwater
LOL

Marcos Swee
I'm not eating anything done in it

Kai Drawwater
With baby flesh

Marcos Swee
ever again
good bye
-leaves the house and never returns-