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Zeffy: 100mg of dimenhidrynate
Zeffy: 50mg of dph
Zeffy: 1.7g of dxm
Zeffy: im gonna be
Zeffy: high
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Zeffy: im
Zeffy: hi
Zeffy: how r u sir
Zeffy: :))))))))))))))0
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://youtubedoubler.com/5PUg
Zeffy: this is fucking disturbing
Zeffy: ;_;
Zeffy: this is awesome
Zeffy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M&feature=related
Zeffy: this song souds so
Zeffy: so good
Zeffy: right now
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Los Santos here we come again

GTA V nigga

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Zeffy: i hope
Zeffy: so
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: R* recently commented on a PC version
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: actually
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: they commented about it on other systems
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: directly refering to Nintendo and Apple
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but not the PC
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >GTA V on iOS higher priority than PC
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >yfw
Zeffy: gay
Zeffy: 2hi4this
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: druggie
Zeffy: Zeffy: >hallucinating using the computer
Zeffy: >halucinated sending this message
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: nice
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ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: sup druggier
Zeffy: that
Zeffy: feel
Zeffy: when
Zeffy: i ant remote control my computer
Zeffy: when im high
Zeffy: from my  head
Zeffy: 4
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: WANT TO TALK WHILE HIGH?
Zeffy: whhhhhaa
Zeffy: http://puu.sh/1sRBa
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: that's dumb
Zeffy: probably
Zeffy: i was saving that picture for today though
Zeffy: I wanted to use it
Zeffy: somehow
Zeffy: fucking youtube
Zeffy: keeps
Zeffy: lagging
Zeffy: i am going to restar my computer because everything is slow
Zeffy: inb4just my head
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: just 2 hi
Zeffy: is accually dolan
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Zeffy: http://puu.sh/1sRT9
Zeffy: tryinh to talkj rto gf
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ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: good idea
Zeffy: Zeffy: the guy whos
Zeffy: geting me vodka
Zeffy: is gonna get weed
Zeffy: were gonna get
Zeffy: totally
Zeffy: idk even
Zeffy: :D
Zeffy: wjhy
Zeffy: why is that a bad idea
Zeffy: :(
Zeffy: o
Zeffy: i feel like vasaline
Zeffy: wow i can type better without looking
Zeffy: wht
Zeffy: dxm makes everything sound good
Zeffy: like
Zeffy: even
Zeffy: ambient noise on skype
Zeffy: yes
Zeffy: >trying to lower youtube volume by muting mic on skype
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Zeffy: http://puu.sh/1sU1w
Zeffy: lol
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yep
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: great idea
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Zeffy: iohjgrhoisho'ifesiohfe
Zeffy: [KLJSDFPJISFDJIPDSFJIODSFJIOFDSIOJSFDIOJFDSIOJSFDIOJDSFOIJFDSIOJDSFIOJSFDIOJFDS
Zeffy: FUCKING
Zeffy: BITCH
Zeffy: http://puu.sh/1sYjG
Zeffy: SHE FUCKING DID IT
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yep
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: she sure did
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hey
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hey zef
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: what do you think about your facebook addiction?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: you uh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: wanna drop it?
Zeffy: :((((((((((((((((((9
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ let's fake your suicide
Zeffy: iv
Zeffy: never felt this fucking
Zeffy: butt angered
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah, you sure have reason to be.
Zeffy: im like
Zeffy: cusing
Zeffy: at my computer
Zeffy: and throwing shit
Zeffy: IM STILL FUCKING HIGH
Zeffy: that did say she married him right
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: uh
Zeffy: inb4it didnt and im freaking the fuck out for no reason
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I thought that was a girl
Zeffy: no
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Kieran is a pretty much a female name
Zeffy: its a huge faggot
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Oh wow.
Zeffy: from florida wtf
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: What a fucking whore.
Zeffy: his fucking cover
Zeffy: fuck
Zeffy: http://puu.sh/1sYuM
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: so, yeah.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Fuck that bitch.
Zeffy: im crying
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I'm here for you.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: It's not that easy of a thing to do, I understand that, but my best advice for you is to just, completely and utterly ignore her
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: block her out from your life
Zeffy: lol, she blocked me
Zeffy: cool.
Zeffy: slut
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: What a fucking bitch.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Seriously
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: That shit legitmately pisses me the fuck off.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: She acts all out of it because she's e-fucking some other dude
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: what a complete and utter slut.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: How are you holding up?
Zeffy: bawling
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: nothing much than that you can do.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: maybe this'll put a smile on your face
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >A truck carrying the launch shipment of Assassin's Creed 3 for PC for the Benelux states (Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg) has been stolen by criminals, according to European business site Entertainment Business.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: THE FUCKIN' TEMPLARS ARE UP TO SOME SHIT IN THE BENELUX
Zeffy: hahahahah
Zeffy: ite did
Zeffy: thanks
Zeffy: god damnit
Zeffy: fuck
Zeffy: fuck
Zeffy: fuck
Zeffy: fjfcufkfkufkufkuf
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Who the fuck makes a game you can't ALT F4 out of?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Jesus christ
Zeffy: R*
Zeffy: fucking cant in SA
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fucking dumb
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: "hurr durr y do u need a panik button???"
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fucking idiots
Zeffy: they do it to protect babbies who play online
Zeffy: "PRESS ALT F4 FOR AIMBOT"
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: why the fuck protect them?
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Zeffy: idk
Zeffy: fuck, man.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Yep...
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I know what you're going through, it really fuckin' sucks.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I'm here for you.
Zeffy: i know
Zeffy: im just like
Zeffy: fkn
Zeffy: i tell her
Zeffy: the only thing
Zeffy: she could do
Zeffy: that would make me leave her
Zeffy: is cheat on me
Zeffy: so what does she go and fucking do?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: No one will ever know.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: urgh
Zeffy: http://puu.sh/1sZaE
Zeffy: ALL THE MALES COMMENTING ARE GAY
Zeffy: why couldnt i have been gay
Zeffy: seriously
Zeffy: :(
Zeffy: planetside 2 is my new gf
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: maybe my comment will make you smile
Zeffy: :)
Zeffy: my gay friend likes you
Zeffy: :D
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Hurrah?
Zeffy: lul
Zeffy: >got the sudden urge to go walk around the block
Zeffy: >still tripping pretty hard
Zeffy: uh oh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: god damn
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Hawken is fun fun fun
Zeffy: man
Zeffy: i had a pretty bad trip
Zeffy: like
Zeffy: the only good part of it was the music
Zeffy: and then... THAT DRAGON WOMAN
Zeffy: ruined it
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hey
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: you loved hearing me
Zeffy: dude I was so fucked up on skype
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah, don't worry
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Alex has been worse
Zeffy: lmao
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I don't know what that motherfucker does
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but he sure can do it
Zeffy: i was seriously sitting there for 5 minutes talking to you
Zeffy: muted
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it wasn't that long
Zeffy: because i was trying to make a youtube video quiet
Zeffy: oh
Zeffy: felt liek it
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
Zeffy: doesnt even make sense lol
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: nothing much does when you're high.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hence why I don't like doing it too much.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I like being in control.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but, I can see why other people would do it.
Zeffy: i dont
Zeffy: being drunk is better than this
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I mean
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I've only done hallucinogens.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fuck that stimuli shit
Zeffy: if i were to discribe disassociatives
Zeffy: well
Zeffy: at least dxm
Zeffy: it's like,
Zeffy: imagine being drunk, but fully cognitively aware
Zeffy: like you can think, you just cant move your body
Zeffy: its fucking weird
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yup nope
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://puu.sh/1sZMG
Zeffy: is that you
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: mhm
Zeffy: i would put my shaft in your
Zeffy: damn
Zeffy: i cant think of anything
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: big thing on the right arm is a rocket launcher
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: machine gun looking thing is basically an AR
Zeffy: that the mechassault game?
Zeffy: ish
Zeffy: hting
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: no, not MWO
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: MWO is shit
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's Hawken
Zeffy: wjat
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Mechwarrior Online
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: the Mechassault game
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: is shit
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: this game is Hawken
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it is not shit
Zeffy: oh
Zeffy: well you said something about a game
Zeffy: like MA
Zeffy: but i was on my phone and
Zeffy: i dont really
Zeffy: remember
Zeffy: lol
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: sign up, yo
Zeffy: oh fuck
Zeffy: i have to go to the bathroom
Zeffy: inb4 falling
Zeffy: and dying
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/11/20/ten-thousand-hawken-beta-keys-just-here/
Zeffy: brb
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: pls liv
Zeffy: my cat
Zeffy: is looking at me like
Zeffy: wtf r u doing fagit
Zeffy: im alive
Zeffy: man dxm really dries out your throat
Zeffy: iim trying to eat a taco and it tastes like cardboard
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: heh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fuck
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I REALLY want a Rift now
Zeffy: y
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >Hawken
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: just
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Looking around in your cockpit
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fuwck
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: gaegjkasdg
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: gets me so hard
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Spoilers: I really fucking like mechs
Zeffy: what does that have to do with rift
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: It's Rift capable
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I'm talking about the Oculus Rift
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: not the MMO
Zeffy: oh
Zeffy: lol
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: when I refer to Rift, you know I'm talking about the Oculus
Zeffy: sure
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Compared to other VR headsets, the Rift is so god damn cheap
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: for a person like me
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's so god damn expensive
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >$300
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Like, I get what Carmack was talking about now
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: took a fuckin' mecha game for me to see, but yeah, I get it.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: (yeah plus SAO I guess)
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: plus, VALVe is looking to get into the same field
Zeffy: oh cool
Zeffy: i didnt know
Zeffy: what it was
Zeffy: so
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >rejected it when I told him about it last night
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: god dammit zef
Zeffy: gaben
Zeffy: lol
Zeffy: THIS IS FUCKING LEGIT
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: see?
Zeffy: when ca i get one
Zeffy: so I can have a waifu that isnt a total slut
Zeffy: :D
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: they're set to ship out next month
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but
Zeffy: DAMN SON
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: currently the only retail game that supports it is Doom 3 BFG
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Hawken will
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: however, support it at launch
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: as will Strike Suit Zero
Zeffy: fucking stoked
Zeffy: >Resolution: 1280x800 (640x800 per eye)
Zeffy: unstoked.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: It's better than what currently has existed, but yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it needs some work.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: that said!
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Here's to the future!
Zeffy: I'm pretty sure LG was working on a 1080p display for VR helmets...
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Zeffy: like
Zeffy: forever ago
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: and how much are they going to charge for it?
Zeffy: idk
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: The Sony unit
Zeffy: hold on
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: which is the only thing comparable to the Rift, costs $800
Zeffy: maybe it was sony
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's still not the same
Zeffy: yeah
Zeffy: but i mean
Zeffy: if you are going to be that close to the screen
Zeffy: the pixel density needs to be soooooooooooo high
Zeffy: or it will look like rubbish
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: welp, considering everyone in PC gaming is jizzing over it
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: we'll see.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fuck god dammit I want to be in my mecha nd bow shit upalfakdslhkdgh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I have mechlust.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: The urge to be in a mech, and destroy other mechs.
Zeffy: lol'd
Zeffy: >mfw michaelah is like creeping my wall even though she unfriended me
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: huh?
Zeffy: shes liking comments on shit
Zeffy: wtf
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: what the fuck?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Seriously
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: what the actual fuck
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: What a fucking cunt.
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Zeffy: SHES COMMENTING ON SHIT
Zeffy: SERIOUSLY
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hey
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: let's play video games
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: oi
Zeffy: >she went around and told all our mutual friends some bullshit story
Zeffy: >causing drama
Zeffy: LOL
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: lolwut
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Wow
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: what a fucking whore.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: The fuck did she say?
Zeffy: "Michaelah Stramecky basically what happened is levi knows that i hate it when he takes pills and shit to get high, and he did it anyways and started talking to me and said he'll be high the next few days. so i said 'don't talk to me whilst you're fucking high. bye.' and then he was like wghakjghkj but was too high to care. then after a few hours, he sobered up and saw that i am JOKINGLY married to an admin of a facebook page and FREAKED out."
Zeffy: >I didnt even take pills
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Zeffy: fucking psycho whore
Zeffy: seriously
Zeffy: >MFW SOMEHOW IAM GETTING CONVINCED TO TALK TO HER AGAIN
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: no
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fucking nope
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: ...
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah, go fucking fuck yourself, Macleans
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://puu.sh/1t0AC
Zeffy: lawl
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: heres their fucking issue from 2 weeks ago
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://puu.sh/1t0AT
Zeffy: LOL
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: the bitch on the right currently ruins BC
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I mean runs
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: woops
Zeffy: my cat is
Zeffy: sleepugn
Zeffy: in taco bell wrappers
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: disgusting
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I thought you meant actual, home made tacos
Zeffy: no lo
Zeffy: l
Zeffy: im loling
Zeffy: so hard
Zeffy: what
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: TAKE A PHOTO
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: PUT IT ON FACEBOOK
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: 50,000 LIKES???
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: NEW WAIFU
Zeffy: WHERE
Zeffy: IS
Zeffy: MY PHONE
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: DON'T FUCKING WAKE THE CAT JESUS
Zeffy: oh
Zeffy: he was sleeping on my phone
Zeffy: too
Zeffy: oops
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ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: GET THE CAMERA
Zeffy: lol
Zeffy: the picture looks so shitty
Zeffy: on my phone
Zeffy: but on my computer
Zeffy: it looks
Zeffy: real nice
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: huh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: what if google called their AR glasses
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: iGoogle
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: because
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: you know
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >i
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >eye
Zeffy: good
Zeffy: 1
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Zeffy is now Online.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: that is one fat ass cat, btw
Zeffy: ikr
Zeffy: hes not really its just the way he sits
Zeffy: he does look fat tho
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: woah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I should pretend to be really high and call Taco Bell
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's a 1-800 number
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: aka free international
Zeffy: do it
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: still pissed when Nintendo didn't get back to me about that whore
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: huh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I should post it on r/gaming
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I know those faggots'd get behind me
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: zef?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: more like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: jef
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: and I don't mean like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Jeff
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I mean like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: pronounced with an H
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: jef
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: jeffy
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: heffy
Zeffy has changed their name to heffy.
heffy: :)
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's got a ring to it
heffy: it sounds more manly
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: like Heav, right?
heffy: yes
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://puu.sh/1t1aV
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >you will never have a cute disabled girl that loves you
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: if I can't have 2D
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: then give me my mecha
heffy: dwwla
heffy: feels
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ fuck
heffy: fucking feels
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: don't worry
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ has them too
heffy: http://puu.sh/1t1n5
heffy: alright
heffy: whos the motherfucker
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: dude
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: station is like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: super old
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: aand it's not your in-game name
heffy: oh
heffy: well
heffy: 2highforthis
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ annand I still have that image I sent up
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ quite literally forever alone
heffy: so
heffy: what is
heffy: station name
heffy: ?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: account name
heffy: o
heffy: jesus christ could they have made that more confusing
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yes
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: every mmo does that
heffy is now Away.
heffy is now Online.
heffy is now Away.
heffy is now Online.
heffy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0zUVZDclok&feature=youtu.be
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://puu.sh/1t1aV
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: still up there
heffy: LISTEN TO IT
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ forever adrift
heffy: >Millionyoung
heffy: I was expecting some
heffy: shit tier
heffy: music
heffy: but its really good
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: pretty good.
heffy: so
heffy: >friend that is getting me vodka tomorrow
heffy: >listens to nujabes
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: bro
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunYnrPo2_0
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >I can't hold all this melancholy
heffy: :(
heffy: >first day of PS2 being out
heffy: >63mb patch
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >modern day video games
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >not having before day one patches
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: remember that Medal of Honor bullshit I snet you?
heffy: >DOESNT PATCH IT FROM STEAM
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: that's very common
heffy: fucking goddammnit shit
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: with those types of games
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: with a seperate launcher
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: http://puu.sh/1t1QD
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >have hardly listened to any NIN in the last 2 years
heffy Lia
heffy willyoumarryme
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ shesalreadymarried
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ shehasakid
heffy: 2bad
heffy: so
heffy: I just realized
heffy: I havent actually slept (a full night)
heffy: in
heffy: 3 days.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: quit doing drugs
heffy maybe if i keep doing drugs a 2d loli will come to this demension because she cares about me so much that she wants me to stop
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ that's in my field of hallucinogens
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: go fucking figure
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >think to myself "huh, Blops 2's soundtrack sounds a lot like Mass Effect
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >MUSIC COMPOSED BY JACK WALL
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: go figure
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: (Jack Wall co-produced ME1's OST)
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fucking loved that OST
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: samething with Human Revoltuion
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >playing XCOM
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >this really sounds like Human Revolution
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >same fucking guy
heffy: >spawn in PS2
heffy: >die instantly
heffy well.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: really?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I guess you're being assaulted
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: most of the time it's
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >spawn
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >walk walk walk walk
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >walk
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >walk
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >you're dead
heffy: lol
heffy: "HEY SO I KNOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME AT ALL,
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's stupid
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: thought they'd at leastp uit in a tutorial
heffy: BUT WELL JUST DROP YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF A COMBAT ZONE WITH 100s OF OTHER PLAYERS WITHOUT EVEN A WALK THROUGH"
heffy: fuckin dirtbags.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: just like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I don't know
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hop in the ingame VOIP and start playing porn
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: (you can do this)
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: (everyone around you will hear this)
heffy: lol'd
heffy: >NVIDIA Optimus
heffy: >wants to run GTA SA on integrated graphics
heffy lol
heffy: man
heffy: I need a controller
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: lolnope
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: 360 pad doesn't work
heffy: seropis
heffy: serious
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: all modern controllers don't
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: lol
heffy: that's a load of bollocks
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: problem with the trigger's analog axis
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: You can fuck it around to make it work
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: you'll need something to make your controller fake key strokes
heffy: wow.
heffy: well maybe i can get ome black friday deals on X360 for windows controllers
heffy: yey
heffy: >wireless controllers are still $44
heffy: >the console is fucking $100
heffy: >are you joking
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ yeah...
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: also:
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: for the wireless controller you'll need an adaptor
heffy: i know
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: okay
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: the Razer Onza controllers are fucking GREAT
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: better than the stock controller
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but they're easy to break
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I use one
heffy: fucking shit tier protocol that doesnt use blutooth
heffy: xbox ones i mean
heffy: what makes it great
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: the Razer controller?
heffy: mhm
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: The way it feels in your hands
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's so fucking good
heffy: oic
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's lighter, but it just
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: urgh god it molds so well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: easily the best controller I've used
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: like I've said
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's broke to breaking
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: prone
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: prone to breaking
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: what the fuck
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but yeah
heffy: lol i knew what you meant
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it has extended triggers
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: uh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: HARDER RUMBLE ^_~
heffy: o bbby
heffy: how do you like the etriggers
heffy: im watchign a review and the guy is making a big shit about it
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: 2 extra customizable shoulder buttons
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: It's good
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's strange at first, but you come to appreciate them
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: the way it is on the 360 pad is more
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I don't know, duller?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: shorter?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: This one extends quite nicely, so you won't miss the trigger
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: you're not going to just like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: accidently hit it, or something
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but it avoids missing it
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I like them.
heffy: hrm
heffy: ill look into that
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: you'll commonly see it for $40
heffy: also dont get a g700
heffy: fucking rubbish
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
heffy: not even the wireless part
heffy: its their fucking
heffy: "hyperscrolling"
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: 2DAFEWTUR
heffy: seriously
heffy: its so fucking dumb
heffy: >use it for web pages
heffy: >slightly useful
heffy: >switch back and forth a lot
heffy: >suddenly the switch stops working
heffy: >hyperscrolls on normal
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: the G500's scroll is very nice
heffy: >cant fucking play any games that require a scroller
heffy: meh.
heffy: it was alright
heffy: i dont think im going to get a logitech mouse next time
heffy: ive always talked shit about razer but they have some good mice
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: that break instantly
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it either works forever or it's shit
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: all my history with it: shit
heffy: heh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: Logitech is king of the mouse
heffy: their new ones are shit tho
heffy: the g700 literally
heffy: feels flimsy
heffy: rediculous
heffy: for a fuckin
heffy: $100 mouse
heffy: i want quality
heffy: :c
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: 'cause it aint a G500
heffy: even the g500
heffy: you shake it back and forth and the scroll wheel wobbles
heffy: and makes noise
heffy: it's dumb.
heffy: the scroll wheel SHOULD NOT MOVE when you move the mouse
heffy: yano
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: wheel didn't wobble for me
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but the noise is annoying
heffy: yeah
heffy: the g500 was build way better than the g700
heffy: lol
heffy: >had a place to put weights
heffy: >felt quality
heffy: http://puu.sh/1t2jn
heffy: that first comment
heffy: im dying
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >Is Japanese people Asian
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: also:
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >the last fucking two
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: oh
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: our convo blocked out the box
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: um
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: technically, yeah, that dude is right
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: the top answer
heffy: lol i know but the way the comment people interpreted it
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I know
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I know
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but fuck
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: it's like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fuck
heffy: yeah
heffy: still dying
heffy are japanese women easy
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ for my big gaijin chinchin, you know it
heffy: ;)
heffy: http://puu.sh/1t2p0
heffy is now Away.
heffy is now Online.
heffy: http://kotaku.com/5962745/half-way-through-the-cartoon-suddenly-turned-to-a-porno
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: was going to send you that
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: then you know
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: bitches and whores
heffy: im calling bullshit on this
heffy: >chinese people having daughters
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: ha
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: more importantly
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >small kid
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >episode fucking 3 of that show
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I mean
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: >eleven
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: come fucking on
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: if it was like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hardcore BSDM scat transsexual shit
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: then yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: but if it's just like
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: a dude and a chick fucking?
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ come on
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: fuck
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: I need to finish that show
heffy: LOL
heffy: yes you do
heffy: AND ON THAT NOTE
heffy: i should
heffy: probably
heffy: sleep
heffy: if i can
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: yeah
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: was just listening about why you should get 8 hours of sleep
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ 2bad4ubrain
heffy: who needs sleep
heffy: when you've got drugs
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: well
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: your brain does
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: especially after drugs
heffy: lol man
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: /especially/ after drugs
heffy: i just now finally came down maybe
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: so
heffy: an hour ago
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: get lots of sleep
heffy: from the dxm
heffy: and can walk normally
heffy: that was from 2pm yesterday
heffy: until
heffy: 5am
heffy: jesus.
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ yep...
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: wait
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: today si thursdays
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: si
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: senior
heffy: lol i dont even remember yesterday
heffy: it's like,
heffy: I remember it being 4
heffy: then suddenly it was 12
heffy: i think somewhere along the way I passed out and slept but idk
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ remembers the WHOOOOOOOOOLE THING
heffy: oh god
heffy: inb4you recorded me being an idiot
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: hey
ＤＪ Ｙｏｕｈｅｉ: wanna see something cool?
heffy: im not sure