~Squigdoka'S FULL PROFILE.~
Ripped from Garret/kfshradio. He made the profile itself, I just re-wrote it with my OWN stuff.

NAMES: A lot.
I use a lot of names but Madoka is the one you'll see the most. I usually have a heart after the name.
Others include:
-Squigdoka
-Squigly
-Lycoris
-Maka
-Charlotte
-Reverie
-Ellsie
-Skully Juice
-Remilia

GENDER:
Everyone on the internet is a boy. Even if proven otherwise.

BIRTHDAY:
April 29, every year. :D

AGE: None of your goddamn business.

LOCATION: Atlantis. Unless I decide on something else.

POLITICAL VIEWS: I support the Lemon party

RELIGIOUS VIEWS: I think Buddha monks are pretty cool. Talk about this with me if you want but don't get mad if I don't take you seriously.

ORIENTATION: I'm turned on by buttered sharkfins.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: You'd like to know, wouldn't you?

WAIFU: Homura.

FETISHES:

-Blue skin
-Big fin
-Wait why am I listing this?
-Stop reading.
-You weirdo.

HONORARY TITLES / TAGS / NICKNAMES:
"Beo/Cutie/Hey you." - A nice few people. I appreciate such kind words.
"Legendary Bro/Super cool person/Best friend ever." - People who really like me, I guess?
"Dodgeball Champion." - Summer Camp.
"Pretty pamper princess." - Raging friend with a broken bike.
"Queen of Pink." - Undisclosed.
"Nails-for-breakfastiest." - Haze.
"Fag." - You. Jerk.
"The very best like no-one ever was." - Pokemon. Sorry Ash, maybe you'll cool off while standing in my shadow.

CLOSEST FRIENDS:
I'm not allowed to list these. You should know who you are.

FREQUENTED WEBSITES:
-Facebook (I'm not adding you.)
-Youtube

LINK(S):
-http://steamcommunity.com/id/LostInReverie


XBL: Lyc0ris

HAND: I'm born right handed but write with my left.

EYE COLOR: Blue

HAIR COLOR: Some weird shade of blonde. Brown when wet. Yellow during mid day. Red in the morning and late afternoons.

HEIGHT: 5'7"? This is a rough guess.

WEIGHT: You shouldn't be curious. I believe 125lbs.

LIKES:
-Music.
-Writing.
-Brainstorming.
-Rhyming.
-Juice and tea.
-Breakfast at any time of the day.
-True Friends.
-Vidya games.
-Exploring.
-Singing/Dancing.
-Swimming.
-Animals. Snake/Bunny/Sloth/etc.
-You. :)


DISLIKES:
-Stupidity.
-People coming to me about how bad their life is. If you're talking to me through an online gaming service on a computer... I'm pretty sure you're doing okay.
-Sexual talk. I don't mind the jokes (I'll make them myself.) but don't expect me to ever even consider ERP.
-People who "can't talk about something" because it somehow is too hard. The more open you are, the more I'll trust you.
-Intolerance towards anything besides what I listed above.
-You. >:c

PET PEEVES:
-Going few days where nobody talks to me, then having a few nights where nobody leaves me alone. The heck is that about?
-Most text faces in general. Of course I usually won't stop you from using them.
-Censorship. Falls under "not being able to talk about something."
-The word "whatever", and one word replies "k" "kay" or "Potassium".
-Poking at me until I respond. Don't do that. Message me whatever you need to say and I WILL get back to you.
-People not being honest when I ask them to be.
-People talking to me differently because they're mad at someone else or having a bad day. I don't need that.

LANGUAGES (order of proficiency):
-English
-Francais (At least... I use to.)
-Atlantian

FAVORITE TEXT FACES:
- >:c
- >:X
- >:O
They're all mad. ;A;

FUN FACTS:
-I really love music to a level I can't even describe. Share it with me and allow me to share it with you. Don't spam me with like 5 different songs at once.
In fact, don't even send more than one without giving me time to hear it! I get annoyed by that easily. Oh and PLEASE don't share random touhou music.
-If I'm rhyming it's either a really good thing or a really bad thing. Both ways I think I sound really cool!
-I have extreme trust issues with everyone. (Does that count as fun?)
-I can outswim you.
-I spellcheck a lot of my sentences before I send them.
-I would say I love talking about myself. I'm the most interesting person I know. This is backed up by me willing to write this profile after I seen a friend do it.
-I talk to myself.
-I have a great sense of style. Doesn't mean I use it much.
-Is 130 a good IQ? If so then that's what mine is. If not then I never told you, shut up.
-I got kicked out of school because I missed too many classes. I still graduated.
-I have a unwarranted sense of extreme self-worth and turn into an evil mastermind when I get a hint of someone liking me.
-I'm a heavy gamer (not literally) and I like Japanese stuff. This doesn't make me socially awkward. Offline I'm normal when I need to be.
-I have a really noisy chair. 


FAVORITE MOVIES: 
-Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa
-Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos
I don't actually watch many movies.

FAVORITE BOOK: The Thief Lord -- Cornelia Funke

FAVORITE ARTIST: Don't have one.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE: I don't drink.

FAVORITE FOOD: I don't eat. UH I MEAN I can't think of any favourite food. Baked doritos are pretty good.

FAVORITE CANDY: I REALLY can't pick a favourite candy.

FAVORITE DRINK: Errrthang.

FAVORITE BANDS:
(To be realistic I can't list them all... but to be fair I'll list first ones that come to mind. I'll toss in my favourite albums by some as well.)
-Marianas Trench -- Love all their albums, can't decide.
-Panic! At the Disco -- Same deal. All the albums rock.
-Zebrahead -- Broadcast to the World.
-Alexisonfire -- Watch Out!
-Billy Talent -- THE SECOND ONE. WHAT'S THAT CALLED AGAIN?
-My Chemical Romance -- I like most of the albums.
-See-Saw -- EVERYTHING THEY'VE DONE.
The list in endless but those are probably the most commonly listened to.

FAVORITE SONG:
-If I had to choose... Masterpiece Theatre 3.

FAVORITE TOUHOU OST:
Septette for the Dead Princess. But I don't really listen to touhou music.


SPORTS:
-Show Choir
-Swimming
-NOT EATING PRO LEAGUES

FAVORITE GAMES:
-Tales of Symphonia
-Fallout 3/FNV
-Oblivion/Skyrim
-Mass Effect games
-Resident Evil games
-Bioshock games

PSYCHOLOGICAL APTITUDE TEST RESULTS: (I think this is stupid but I did it anyway.)
Paranoid: 74%
Schizoid: 50%
Schizotypal: 86%
Antisocial: 58%
Borderline:  46%
Histrionic: 46%
Narcissistic: 42%
Avoidant: 54%
Dependent: 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive: 50%


LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FAVORITE CHAMPIONS (Mains):
-#1 MAIN: Lulu
-SOLOTOP: Wukong, Garen
-JUNGLER: Shaco, Shyvana
-MID: Katarina, Xin Zhao
-SUPPORT: Lulu, Nami
-CARRY: Vayne, Varus

--Everything below this is for Steam only.--

-GAMES GIFTED
I don't keep track of this but I have gifted quite a few.

-GAMES RECIEVED
I don't keep track of this either but I am thankful to the people who do gift me.


~~~IF YOU'VE ACTUALLY READ THIS FAR, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TELL ME IN PRIVATE CHAT.~~~

WHEN ROLEPLAYING, LOOK OUT FOR:
- Small details. I like to be descriptive. I usually make it worthwhile.
- I WILL GARY OAK YOU IF YOU TRY TO ERP. YOU CAN'T IGNORE HIS GIRTH.
- Me being a Mary Sue. Not that I will.
I never had complaints about me doing so but it's possible because I use my own STORY characters rather then RP characters.
- If I'm not being OC, I like to be spot-on with my persona and totally in character.

FREE TRIAL:
-Here I will post random chats that I have saved. Look at them for an idea of what it's like to talk to me. Or maybe you'll get a laugh.

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Remilia Scarlet: I don't know anything about religion
Lambdadelta: I love Jesus
Remilia Scarlet: uh oh
Lambdadelta: doggie style

Elizabeth pours you up a drink, adds a little bit of a liquid from a vial, then gives it to you.
Elizabeth: Drink.
Lambdadelta: Not sure what the vial is all about.
Lambdadelta drinks anyways.
Elizabeth: Poison. Death cures all diseases.
Lambdadelta dies.
Elizabeth: All better~

Lycoris: If you eat me, you will suffer internal bleeding
 Shiki: :<
 Shiki: but what if it was sexual eating?
Lycoris: I'm not a suppository

Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: Hello~
Remilia Scarlet: NO!
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: :<
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: Ok ._.
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon walks away

///Hx2Lux: That's pretty gay
///Hx2Lux: you should get better
///Hx2Lux: it's less gay
Sick & Tired: that made me giggle a bit, everything is funnier when you feel like shit
Sick & Tired: I didn't want to say "when you feel gay"
///Hx2Lux: I'll make you feel gay

Kiron Hyosho: Ever have a twine of paper thing and stuff and crack mod, shit, yeah, I mean no yes
Madoka Kaname: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Madoka Kaname: There's a lot of nudity and swearing and violence.
Akemi8Homura: It's just a lot of happy black people.

Maka Albarn: Tsunderes suck, mang.
///Whar: But I am
///Whar: tsundere.
Maka Albarn: You am suck

Reverie: So I had a LOOOT of hot chocolate today
Reverie: And I keep getting this feeling I'm gonna throw up
Reverie: But the feeling leaves a very sweet taste in my mouth.
Siobhan Morrighan: bleh
Siobhan Morrighan pats
­­Ran Yakumo: :3
­­Ran Yakumo: One of those ironic parts of life.
­­Ran Yakumo: Y'know, like being raped by someone who is REALLY good at it.
­­Ran Yakumo: OR SUDDENLY BEING AMBUSED BY AN ALLIGATOR WHO BIT YOUR FACE OFF
Reverie: Oh please, I do those things on a daily basis.
­­Ran Yakumo: I know
­­Ran Yakumo: You're the strangest, most awesome weirdo I know of
­­Ran Yakumo: But you do it well

///Koishi: if you find this
///Koishi: you're a god
-[ 5 minutes later ]-
Charlotte: http://puu.sh/1wDhK That looks cool
///Koishi: ...
///Koishi: that's it
///Koishi: the cove is in the bottom right of that puush link! see it?
Charlotte: You said I would be God
Charlotte: And I am Madoka
Charlotte not atm
///Koishi: YOU'RE GOD
///Koishi: GODOKA

Madoka Kaname: I pee'd in his glass of milk one year.
Madoka Kaname: I was mortified when I found out that your parents actually drank what you leave for "Santa".
????: wat
????: why would I leave perfectly good food out
????: surely santa is smart enough to operate a fridge
-[ You can't argue with that logic. ]-

Madoka Kaname: You never told me you were skilled in the art of surprise buttsecks.
Madoka Kaname: http://images.puella-magi.net/4/48/Madoka_Sayaka_Hitomi_playing.gif?20110810051054
Yume Satoko: You barely found that out now?
Madoka Kaname: BUTTSECKSER
Yume Satoko: Be happy im not a glue eater like garen is.

Darjeeling: Squigs
Squigly: Oh hai
Darjeeling: what's up.
Squigly: I was just logging in to change my profile, let people message me and then disappoint them by saying I'm going to sleep.
Darjeeling: Was I supposed to be disappointed?
Squigly: Are you disappointed?
Darjeeling: Nope

??Yoshika Headcrab: whats a AED
Reverie: A pile of snot.
??Yoshika Headcrab: is it tasty
Reverie: I'll tell you if I ever achieve it.
??Yoshika Headcrab: okay!
Reverie: I'll stick this on my profile to remind me.

Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: *gives you cupcake*
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: '^'
Reverie sticks her hand into the cupcake.
Reverie: When was this made, Eric?
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: 2 minutes ago '^'
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: It was for my family '^'
Reverie: I see... This explains why my hand is burning intensely..
Reverie licks the top of the cupcake, her hand still in it.
Reverie: Do they want it now?
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: Yus but there's one problem '^'
Reverie: Tell me what it is.. perhaps I can get my men to help you..
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: We have no knife ;~;
Reverie pulls her hand out through the top of the cupcake to point at the sky, ruining the cupcake.
Maebara Keiichi the Lolicon: ;~;
Reverie: Fear not! I can attain a cutting tool!
Reverie turns a twig on the ground into a spoon.
Reverie: Cut it with that!

Alice: Anyway, I was just like
Alice: ACID RAAAIIIIN
Alice: SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
Reverie: ACID RAIN
Reverie: SOME GET TROLLED, OTHERS LOSE THE GAME
Alice: ...Fuck

Reverie: My brother died this way and survived

Maka: MY FINGERS ARE NOT WORKING ANYMORE.
///Madotsuki: try clicking like i do
///Madotsuki: i will show you the definition of "my fingers dont work"
Maka: I know your fingers don't work
Maka: I found it disappointing
Maka: Wait
Maka: Shut up

Ellsie: Kill yourself.
.: I can't kill myself
.: /me is removed

Ellsie: Fucking fucky fuck
Ellsie: I sneezed and it really hurt
Alice: Sick?
Ellsie: No it just hurt
Ellsie: And then I said that
Alice: Okay
Ellsie: Now I'm laughing about it

Fortune: ...How do you make the Mfortune Yukkuri appear
Fortune: My friend spawned it during a fight, and I couldn't stop laughing
Fortune: That fucking mfortune Yukkuri
Fortune: Gets me every time
Ellsie: Dunno
Ellsie: I play her
Ellsie: doesn't mean I'
Ellsie: m GGOD
Ellsie: Fucking
Ellsie: I can't type with cookie all over my hanfs
Ellsie: HANDS
Fortune: EAT YOUR
Fortune: COOKIES

Lucien Lachance: lets have sex on the internetz bbz
Lucien Lachance: i unzip my dark brother hood robe and reveal my blade of woe
Lucien Lachance: i then unsheath my blade and you begin polishing it
Lucien Lachance: now you bbz
Brooke: Okay babe, I'll bite.
Brooke: *I slowly pull down my skirt and panties to reveal a massive 12 inch dick. I then shove it in your butt and take off my mask revealing Gary Motherfucking Oak.*
Brooke: You can't ignore my girth! Take it bitch take it!

Madoka: I have a problem.
Madoka: A first world problem.
Madoka: My neck hurts when I look to the right.
Madoka: That's where my TV is.

Madoka: You might not remember me, but I'm pretty sure you watch discovery channel.
Iku Nagae: yes I did
Iku Nagae: and I don't remember you
Madoka: I just came to say "hello"!
Iku Nagae: uhh hello person I don't seem to remember?

Madoka: Hey you! I wanna tell you something!
lolice margatroid: hello
lolice margatroid: what is it
Madoka: I just came to say "hello"!
lolice margatroid: I see -w-
lolice margatroid: well hello

Madoka: Pssssst.
 ChocolateMystia: :o
Madoka: Hello! Hello! Hello!
 ChocolateMystia: hi!
 ChocolateMystia: who are you :o
Madoka: Nobody special, I just came to say "hello"!
 ChocolateMystia: oh, I see

Madoka: But really, you should know!
 Hakurei Reimu : Huh?
Madoka: Take a guess! Take a guess!
 Hakurei Reimu : Really! I don't know.
Madoka: I just came to say "hello"!
 Hakurei Reimu : Is that so? Hello to you too.

[4:35:10 AM] Madoka gives you a totally gay but innocent hug.
[4:37:32 AM] Censored friend stretches
[4:38:08 AM] Censored friend: I'm totally up right now..
[4:38:55 AM] Madoka: That's really suggestive.
[4:39:32 AM] Censored friend: ...
[4:39:54 AM] Censored friend: You know that's not what I meant!
[4:40:41 AM] Madoka: But it was funny, huh?

Stapler: You should get to bed.
Stapler: Get someone you trust to fuck you to bed.
Stapler: I meant Tuck.
?Madoka?: I trust you.

[15 minutes of talking smack.]

Madoka: I SHOULD REALLY BE IN BED.
Stapler: GO TO BED THEN.
Stapler: GO TO BED, STAT
Madoka: I need to be fucked into bed.
Stapler: I'll fuck you to bed
Stapler: Oh, goddamnit
Stapler: What did you do to me