Online banking podcast(?) Script:

Adam: Hi! My name is Sir Lord Reginald esq. of Fancypancington. Because I’m better than all of you filthy peasants and actually have money to spend, banking security is important to me.

Brett: But Sir Lord Reginald esq. of Fancypancington, how do we remain safe online?

Adam: Now, because I’m being paid to be here and have nothing better to do, I will show you how to bank safely.

Brett: Oh, boy!

Adam: Shut up, Plebeian

Adam: First, choose a secure location to bank from, e.g. your home computer. Don’t use a public computer; they are teeming with more viruses than a common folk. Also, if you use your grandma’s pre historic internet explorer 6, you deserve to be robbed. Use a secure browser, such as Opera. I do love the Opera, don’t you? No filthy peasants.

Dylan: Hola, is dis de banking security studio? Oh, si, si, I just like to warn you to be safe online o you loose all yo money. If I bank safely online, I would still be de Mexican with 12 pesos.

Brett: Ah! A peasant! Help me Sir Lord Reginald esq. of Fancypancington!

Adam: Oh, I have encountered this poor species before on one of my many travels around the world! It used to own Mexico’s finest dirt taco emporium, but now, because he didn’t bank safely, he is merely, how do you say? ‘A bag of fleas’

Adam: You see, he forgot to choose a secure password and he