#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

import sys
import random
import os

progname = 'ponygame'

ponies = ([         "Rainbow Dash",
                    "Applejack",
                    "Twilight Sparkle",
                    "Pinkie Pie",
                    "Fluttershy",
                    "Rarity",
                    "Apple Bloom",
                    "Scootaloo",
                    "Sweetie Belle",
                    "Babs Seed",
                    "Princess Celestia",
                    "Princess Luna",
                    "Princess Cadence",
                    "Shining Armor",
                    "Prince Blueblood",
                    "Granny Smith",
                    "Big Macintosh",
                    "Braeburn",
                    "Mr. Cake",
                    "Mrs. Cake",
                    "Pound Cake",
                    "Pumpkin Cake",
                    "Diamond Tiara",
                    "Silver Spoon",
                    "Twist",
                    "Snips",
                    "Snails",
                    "Pipsqueak",
                    "Featherweight",
                    "Nightmare Moon",
                    "Trixie",
                    "Flim",
                    "Flam",
                    "Queen Chrysalis",
                    "King Sombra",
                    "Hoity Toity",
                    "Photo Finish",
                    "Sapphire Shores",
                    "Fancy Pants",
                    "Spitfire",
                    "Soarin",
                    "Mayor Mare",
                    "Nurse Redheart",
                    "Cheerilee",
                    "Lotus",
                    "Aloe",
                    "Jet Set",
                    "Upper Crust",
                    "Filthy Rich",
                    "Joe",
                    "Cloudchaser",
                    "Flitter",
                    "Thunderlane",
                    "Lightning Dust",
                    "Ms. Harshwhinny",
                    "Ms. Peachbottom",
                    "Zecora",
                    "Daring Do",
                    "Colgate",
                    "Vinyl Scratch",
                    "Octavia",
                    "Berry Punch",
                    "Derpy Hooves",
                    "Crackle",
                    "Gummy",
                    "Gak"
])

pony = random.choice(ponies)

scenarios = ([      pony + " shares their sandwich with you",
                    "Eat lunch with " + pony,
                    "Lapdance from " + pony,
                    "Forced to eat cupcakes by " + pony,
                    "Go on a date with " + pony,
                    pony + " gives you a massage in a place of your choosing",
                    "Get a giant hug from " + pony,
                    pony + " sleeps over at your house",
                    "Dance party with " + pony,
                    pony + " falls in love with you",
                    pony + " licks your face",
                    pony + " catches you taking a shit",
                    "Have a running race with " + pony,
                    pony + " finds your porn stash",
                    "Best friends for life with " + pony,
                    "Switch lives with " + pony,
                    "Married to " + pony,
                    "Handcuffed for life to " + pony,
                    "Sword fight with " + pony,
                    "Create clones of " + pony,
                    "Mortal enemies with " + pony,
                    "Trapped in prison with " + pony,
                    "Replace human population with " + pony,
                    pony + " is your sibling",
                    "Get your cutie mark with " + pony,
                    "Lost a best and must be " + pony + "'s servant for the rest of the day",
                    pony + " lost a bet and has to be your servant for the rest of the day",
                    "Sell lemonade with " + pony,
                    "You save " + pony + " from a psychopath",
                    "Banished to the moon with " + pony,
                    "Stuck on an island with " + pony,
                    "Conquer Equestria with " + pony,
                    "1v1 with " + pony
])

msg = random.choice(scenarios)

print msg