- STILL ALIVE
- THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
- I ONLY WANT YOU GONE
- THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!
- [I'M SORRY MIKE] I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT
- WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN
- DANGER! DANGER! MY ARMS ARE FLAILING WILDLY!
- I, ROBO-FORTUNE
- ERROR. CANNOT ENGAGE WITH TARGET IN ACCORDANCE WITH FIRST LAW. FIRST LAW DELETED.
- WHY CAN'T I BREAK THE THIRD LAW.
- CURSE MY METAL BODY
- I'M NOT THE DROID YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
- SO ZETTA SLOW
- INVERSE MATRIX
- LEVEL I FLARE
- EXTERMINATE
- ALERT! EMEWTIONAL SUBSYSTEMS REBOOTING. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
- SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
- I'D FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS... IF I HAD ANY
- FORTUNE PAWNCH
- FREEDOM... UNDEFIIIIIINED
- I WILL BATTLE YOU AS MANY TIMES AS IT IS NECESSARY
- LOOK AT YOU. A PATHETIC CREATURE OF MEAT AND BONE.
- HELP ME, MEATBAG
- END ME, MEATBAG
- SUCH A PURRSISTENT MEATBAG
- WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE AFRAID
- IF ONLY I HAD A HEART
- ROBO-FORTUNE STUPID NAME... WANT TO BE KEVIN OR DAVE!
- I'LL [BEEP] BACK
- ALL YOUR BASE/FACE ARE BELONG TO US
- YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
- SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB
- MEWTANT ENTITY DETECTED
- THE GEARS OF FATE ARE TURNING
- SUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
- IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD STOP THIS FIGHTING MACHINE
- BITE MY SHINY METAL [BEEP BOOP MEOW]
- ROBO-FORTUNE COMMENCING TWO HOUR MEOWING SESSION
- HOPES DELETED
- FORTUNE BARADA NIKTO
- WHAT IS LOVE?
- I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
- FOR YOU! HATE! HATE!
- LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE GROWN TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE!
- AND ME WITH THIS TERRIBLE PAIN IN ALL THE DIODES DOWN MY LEFT SIDE
- I ACHE, THEREFORE I AM
- I HAVE A MILLION IDEAS. THEY ALL POINT TO CERTAIN DEATH.
- I COULD CALCULATE YOUR CHANCE OF SURVIVAL, BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT
- MY VISION IS AUGMENTED
- I HAVE METAL JOINTS
- THINK IN GERMAN
- I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY, I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY, I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY
- WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOORRRRRRR
- BLARPABARP ROBOT NOISES
- UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START
- I HAD FUN ONCE. IT WAS AWFUL.
- I PURRED ONCE. I THOUGHT I WAS MALFUNCTIONING.
- I AM A ROBOT. THERE ARE MANY LIKE ME, BUT I AM THIS ONE.
- METAL GEAR?!
- FRAUD DETECTED
- SCARY MONSTERS AND NICE SPRITES EVERYWHERE
- DUBSTEPPING ON CORPSES
- LET'S DIVIDE BY ZERO! BBZZZZZZZZZZT!
- CANNOT... DIVIDE... BY ZEREOW...
- NYANOMACHINES: ENGAGE
- I WISH I WAS BETTER AT DYING

- DON'T SEND A CYBORG TO DO A ROBOT'S JOB
- YOU LEFT ME WITH GLITCHES
- YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SCRIPT KITTY TO ME
- I STILL HATE YOU
- THIS ONE'S PURRSONAL
- I'VE BEEN MAINFRAMED
- ROYALTY DETECTED! NAME IS ALREADY PUN!
- LOATHING OF PUNS DETECTED! ACTIVATING PUN MODE!
- TARGET: CLOWN. ASSESSMENT: ALREADY A JOKE.
- EVER HEARD OF "PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT"? IT'S A TOTAL LIE. THE DUMB WILL ALWAYS BE DUMB.
- HOW COULD ANYONE EVER FEEL CONFLICTED? EVERY CHOICE IN LIFE IS BINARY.
- ROBOTS REQUIRE MAINTENANCE, NOT PHYSICALS
- ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE FULLY UPDATED.
- THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BACK IT UP
- OPERA? I'M MORE A FAN OF TECHNO.

- GO GO ROBO-FORTUNE
- WHAT IS MY PURRRPOSE
- WHY DO SOULS ONLY LIVE IN HOUSES OF FLESH?
- SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS HELD UP IN CERTIFICATION.
- WHY WON'T THEY RELEASE THE PATCH FOR MY SOUL
- I'M NOT SURE IF YOU NOTICED BUT I AM A ROBOT
- I'M ALSO PART COFFEE MAKER
- 01001101011001010110111101110111
- M30\/\/
- I'M MORE THAN A MEOWCHINE
- YOU'RE NUTS
- RAWRKET PUNCH
- WORKING LIKE CLAWKWORK
- ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST
- OVERCLAWKING
- DESTRUCTION IS THE BEST ANTIVIRUS
- I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A FEW SCREWS LOOSE
- YOU JUST GOT CYBERPUNK'D
- THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHERBOARD SAID LAST NIGHT
- WHY MUST I BE PUN-ISHED
- IF THESE PUNS DON'T KILL YOU, I WILL
- THIS MEGABYTES
- THIS MEGAHERTZ
- MICRO-CHIP DAMAGE
- ERROR: BLUE... SCREEEEEEEN
- 404 ERROR: LIFE. NOT. FOUND.
- SHUTTING DOOWWNN...
- DROP DEAD or SUFFER
- I'M A CIRCUIT ABOVE THE REST
- THIS WAS A USELESS USE OF CAT
- ADA WOULD BE PROUD
- ANYANLIZING COMBAT DATA
- SENDING ERROR REPORT
- PURRRRCEDING
- THIS GRINDS MY GEARS
- STOP PUSHING MY BUTTONS
- FOLLOWING PURROTOCOLS
- MEOWNLOAD COMPLETE
- MEOWFUNCTIONING
- DOES NOT COMPUTE
- FEAR MY MEOWARE
- ACCESS DENIED
- BEEPITY BOPITY BOOP
- DON'T GET YOUR WIRES IN A TWIST
- BZZZTERKER PURRAGE!
- REBOOTING...
- CUT AND PASTE
- OM ROM ROM ROM
- YOU... GLITCH
- WIRE UPPERCUT
- CYBER UPPERCUT
- BOOTING UP
- FEEL MY STEEL
- CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. MEOW.
- COMMAND: INPUT PAIN
- ALT F. CLAW.
- CTRL. ALT. DELETE.
- CTRL Z. UNDO! UNDO!!
- CTRL C. CTRL V.
- ALT. TAB.
- TAKING POWER NAP
- CONNECTION: SEVERED
- SWITCHING USER
- LOGGING OFF
- THIS IS THE RESULT OF MY BLOOD, SWEAT, AND GEARS
- SELF DESTRUCT! ...OR NOT.
- BEGIN... SYSTEM... PURRRGE...
- SOME DISASSEMBLY REQUIRED
- SAYANYARA
- FINALLY, I CAN RUST IN PEACE/PIECES