[12:21:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: So I went to the doctor. [12:21:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: And had to get another shot in my ass. [12:23:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: Its a real suicide.If u think its not then make video with suicide yourself. [12:24:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: This guy thinks they put a real suicide in a music video. [12:25:14 PM] fr1kin: i got this steam chat logger [12:25:20 PM] fr1kin: that logs chats into text files [12:25:25 PM] fr1kin: so much better [12:25:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: So if somebody spams you enough, they could take up your entire hard drive with logs? [12:25:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: Like, if they send you 1 million messages. [12:26:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: The shit on my legs is oozing orange shit now. [12:26:59 PM] fr1kin: they would have to spam me a lot to fill up 700GB [12:27:25 PM] fr1kin: and spamming to quickly will disconnect you from steam [12:27:40 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/276Nx [12:27:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: 751619276800 [12:27:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: One character = 1 byte? [12:28:10 PM] fr1kin: regardless [12:28:15 PM] fr1kin: it would take forever [12:28:20 PM] fr1kin: i once was playing css [12:28:22 PM] fr1kin: with my cheat [12:28:25 PM] fr1kin: with logging on [12:28:28 PM] fr1kin: in createmove [12:28:34 PM] fr1kin: 5 messages created per tick [12:28:46 PM] fr1kin: the file was only 500mb after 1 hour [12:29:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: What were you logging? [12:29:15 PM] fr1kin: angles [12:29:19 PM] fr1kin: player data [12:29:22 PM] Dicks Johnson: Why? [12:29:24 PM] fr1kin: debug strings [12:29:28 PM] fr1kin: i was debugging [12:29:32 PM] fr1kin: and forgot to remove it [12:29:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: Anyway, can't you send messages to others through OpenSteamWorks? [12:29:53 PM] fr1kin: problem [12:29:55 PM] fr1kin: probably [12:30:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: So if somebody wanted to, they could write a script to send a huge ass message every second? [12:31:07 PM] fr1kin: steam limits [12:31:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Apparently if this shit is orange, it's infected. [12:31:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Going to go amputate my leg real quick. [12:31:52 PM] fr1kin: you should [12:31:55 PM] fr1kin: get a knife [12:31:59 PM] fr1kin: cut it [12:32:05 PM] fr1kin: and squeeze leg [12:32:11 PM] fr1kin: and get puss out [12:32:16 PM] fr1kin: record it [12:32:19 PM] fr1kin: because i want to see [12:33:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: Already cut my leg off. [12:33:29 PM] fr1kin: rip [12:35:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: This shit is oozing like crazy. [12:35:39 PM] fr1kin: what kind of bite is it [12:35:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Don't know if it's a bite or not. [12:35:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's a definite severe allergic reaction. [12:36:06 PM] fr1kin: to school [12:37:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: This shit always pops up on a Friday. [12:37:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: I wouldn't mind as much if it came up on a Monday or something. [12:45:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: I should rewrite the Linux Mint review. [12:46:59 PM] fr1kin: why [12:47:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: Don't know. [12:47:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: Not really rewrite, but make a new one. [12:51:13 PM] fr1kin: finally [12:51:16 PM] fr1kin: done with this [12:51:17 PM] fr1kin: http://pastebin.com/6Msvpiju [12:52:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nice Try But I Did This ApproXimately Four Years Ago For SubAtomic Gaming At Two In The MorNing And In Three Minutes [1:03:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hello All Tyler Wearing Here And As You All Know I ReCently Wrote A ReView Of Linux Mint XfcE Edition That Has GarNered Quite A Bit Of ConTroVersy Just To Quote Glenn Beck On The Issue And This Is A Direct Quote By The Way While Tyler Wearing Does Sell DeVestating Gayry Mod Hacks And Is PerHaps On Of The GreaTest Coders Of All Time He Doesnt Hit On The Key Notes As To Why Linux Mint XfcE AcTually Does Suck Fair Point Glenn And I Must Say From One CulTural Icon To AnoTher I Very Much AppreCiate Your In Depth AnaLysis Of Popular CulTural I Should Have Known That Being A CulTural Icon I Have A ObliGation To Share My Well EduCated OpiNion In A Very DesCriptive Way So Ladies And GentleMen I PreSent To You The New And ImProved Version Of My Linux Mint XfcE Edition ReView [1:04:12 PM] fr1kin: more hate or less? [1:04:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: More. [1:45:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: Look at them balls. Where they at? I can't even see the balls. [1:56:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: 1nh4le (8) - Last updated Today, 12:07 AM Neutral (0): Ignorant Prick [1:57:12 PM] fr1kin: what did you post [1:57:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [2:09:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: Is it 2:09? [2:09:56 PM] fr1kin: ye [2:10:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Alright. Fixed that shit. [2:11:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: 2:55 PM - Skittles 2.0: Oh shit 2:55 PM - Skittles 2.0: i need to force player models 2:55 PM - Skittles 2.0: How do I do that? 2:59 PM - american genieas: player:SetModel 3:00 PM - Skittles 2.0: would that be server sided? 3:00 PM - Skittles 2.0: oh wait 3:03 PM - Skittles 2.0: does it require a hook or no? 3:03 PM - american genieas: no, but their model might reset if they die or something else sets it 3:04 PM - Skittles 2.0: How would I prevent that? [2:12:23 PM] fr1kin: this is when you give him horrible instructions [2:12:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: 3:10 PM - american genieas: hook.Add("PlayerSpawn","setmodel", function(ply) ply:SetModel("blahblah") end) 3:10 PM - Skittles 2.0: at the bottom ? [2:13:25 PM] fr1kin: is he a fucking moron? [2:13:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: ye [2:44:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: Covered my leg in band-aids. [2:44:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Success. [2:48:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Pop that pussy for me, or you're gonna get a beating down. [2:59:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck my leg is starting to hurt. [3:00:48 PM] fr1kin: cut it off [3:00:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Already did. [3:03:42 PM] fr1kin: i hate when gmod errors so quickly [3:03:46 PM] fr1kin: i cant catch the eror [3:05:15 PM] fr1kin: [ERROR] lua/includes/modules/halo.lua:165: attempt to index global 'hook' (a nil value) 1. v - lua/includes/modules/halo.lua:165 2. unknown - lua/includes/modules/hook.lua:82 [ERROR] lua/includes/modules/notification.lua:141: attempt to index global 'table' (a nil value) 1. v - lua/includes/modules/notification.lua:141 2. unknown - lua/includes/modules/hook.lua:82 [3:05:24 PM] fr1kin: i dont even know [3:05:37 PM] fr1kin: why this is happening [3:05:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: What's the line? [3:06:42 PM] fr1kin: shit [3:06:42 PM] fr1kin: lol [3:25:24 PM] fr1kin: http://pastebin.com/rXQ6TkK7 [3:25:33 PM] fr1kin: so hard to get it perfect [3:25:36 PM] fr1kin: but i got it [3:31:56 PM] fr1kin: i have to go to church in an hour [3:31:59 PM] fr1kin: fucccccccccccccccccccccccccck [3:56:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: Christfag. [3:57:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: So I met this girl at the club. I just wanted her to suck my dick. That's because she's a boppin' bitch. [3:58:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: Looks like PacketCat really can boot forever now. [3:58:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: Spencer fixed the balancing system. [3:58:41 PM] fr1kin: ded [3:58:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: Now I just need somebody to boot. [3:59:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: 50.31.65.111:27015 [3:59:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: That's Skittle's server. [4:01:32 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTWom75eaLQ [4:01:51 PM] fr1kin: watching him shit at 10:00 [4:02:55 PM] fr1kin: LOL [4:02:57 PM] fr1kin: he got owned [4:03:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Shitty recording software. [4:03:14 PM] fr1kin: ginject sucks ass [4:03:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Why doesn't he just use the triggerbot? [4:05:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Got to find a Linux live CD that has GParted. [4:13:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: Trying to get on my buff hype. [4:23:15 PM] fr1kin: god DAMN [4:23:19 PM] fr1kin: my mom is annoying [4:23:31 PM] fr1kin: she just walked into my room 6 times [4:23:42 PM] fr1kin: and asked me stupid questions [4:23:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: Maybe you should listen to Mr. T more often. [4:24:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo [4:27:02 PM] fr1kin: what [5:01:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Ok So I Will Just Build UpOn The Old ReView Which You Can Read [url=http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3192228]Here[/url] Ok So Now As You All Know I EnJoy The Ever IlleGal BesTiality Porn PriMarily The Ever InFamous And CritiCally Acclaimed ZooSkool Which By The Way They MisSpelled School MayBe They Should Have Bought My ElecTronic Book On Formal Speech Which By The Way Is On Sale For The Low Low Cost Of Twenty United States Dollars Via PayPal Get Ahead Of The CompeTition And Buy The Book Right Now I GuaRantee You Will Be Opened To ApproXimately Twenty Seven Or More Job OpporTunities By ImPressing People With Your Formal Speech AnyWay I Had WindOwns Set Up To Spoof My InterNet ProtoCol Address When I Boot It Up But As Soon As I DownLoaded The New ZooSkool Video I Get A Knock On My Door ThinKing It Was Just AnoTher One Of My Many Adoring Fans I Open The Door But It Was AcTually The Federal Bureau Of InVestigation Trying To Arrest Me Luckily My BroTher Is A Cop And Got Me Out Of Trouble AnoTher Bad Thing I Can Say About Linux Mint XfcE Edition Is That It Has No Games As You All Know I Am The Leader Of The Ever InFamous Clan MyGot So It Is A Big Deal When I Cant Go On My InFamous Deadly Trolling Sprees On Gayry Mod So I Am Now UnInsTalling Linux Mint XfcE Edition BeCause It Is A Piece Of FeCal Matter And Thats The Bottom Line BeCause Tyler Wearing Said So [7:56:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: HF is always 403ing. [7:56:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hello All Tyler Wearing Here And As You All Know I ReCently Wrote A ReView Of Linux Mint XfcE Edition That Has GarNered Quite A Bit Of ConTroVersy Just To Quote Glenn Beck On The Issue And This Is A Direct Quote By The Way While Tyler Wearing Does Sell DeVestating Gayry Mod Hacks And Is PerHaps On Of The GreaTest Coders Of All Time He Doesnt Hit On The Key Notes As To Why Linux Mint XfcE AcTually Does Suck Fair Point Glenn And I Must Say From One CulTural Icon To AnoTher I Very Much AppreCiate Your In Depth AnaLysis Of Popular CulTural I Should Have Known That Being A CulTural Icon I Have A ObliGation To Share My Well EduCated OpiNion In A Very DesCriptive Way So Ladies And GentleMen I PreSent To You The New And ImProved Version Of My Linux Mint XfcE Edition ReView Ok So I Will Just Build UpOn The Old ReView Which You Can Read [url=http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3192228]Here[/url] Ok So Now As You All Know I EnJoy The Ever IlleGal BesTiality Porn PriMarily The Ever InFamous And CritiCally Acclaimed ZooSkool Which By The Way They MisSpelled School MayBe They Should Have Bought My ElecTronic Book On Formal Speech Which By The Way Is On Sale For The Low Low Cost Of Twenty United States Dollars Via PayPal Get Ahead Of The CompeTition And Buy The Book Right Now I GuaRantee You Will Be Opened To ApproXimately Twenty Seven Or More Job OpporTunities By ImPressing People With Your Formal Speech AnyWay I Had WindOwns Set Up To Spoof My InterNet ProtoCol Address When I Boot It Up But As Soon As I DownLoaded The New ZooSkool Video I Get A Knock On My Door ThinKing It Was Just AnoTher One Of My Many Adoring Fans I Open The Door But It Was AcTually The Federal Bureau Of InVestigation Trying To Arrest Me Luckily My BroTher Is A Cop And Got Me Out Of Trouble AnoTher Bad Thing I Can Say About Linux Mint XfcE Edition Is That It Has No Games As You All Know I Am The Leader Of The Ever InFamous Clan MyGot So It Is A Big Deal When I Cant Go On My InFamous Deadly Trolling Sprees On Gayry Mod So I Am Now UnInsTalling [7:56:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: Linux Mint XfcE Edition BeCause It Is A Piece Of FeCal Matter And Thats The Bottom Line BeCause Tyler Wearing Said So [7:56:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: I want to post that, but it's in offline mode. [7:57:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: Your forum account is currently banned. Ban Reason: Nuisance. Ban will be lifted: 02-27-2013, 02:40 AM [8:01:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3281035 [8:02:37 PM] fr1kin: hahahaha [8:02:47 PM] fr1kin: banned for 4 days [8:02:48 PM] fr1kin: wtf [8:03:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Banned for a week. [8:03:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: Was banned 3 days ago. [8:13:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: local dframe = vgui.Create("DFrame"); dframe:SetSize(0,0); dframe:SetVisible(true); dframe:MakePopup(); g.timer.Simple(.1, function() dframe:Remove(); end); [8:13:45 PM] fr1kin: wtf [8:13:48 PM] fr1kin: oh [8:13:50 PM] fr1kin: anti pop ups [8:13:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's in a menu. [8:14:00 PM] fr1kin: tool tips [8:14:03 PM] fr1kin: ye [8:14:06 PM] fr1kin: what happens [8:14:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: SethHack menu. [8:14:18 PM] fr1kin: is if you have your mouse over a check box [8:14:21 PM] fr1kin: tool tip appears [8:14:27 PM] fr1kin: and if you close menu [8:14:30 PM] fr1kin: it wont disapear [8:14:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Ah. [8:14:42 PM] fr1kin: so he just makes a panel and removes it [8:29:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: You be burning dirty rocks with a light switch. Bitch nigga, you're about as hard as a dyke's clit. [8:48:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: I stole this guy's shit on Runescape. [8:48:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Now he is following me around and calling me a punk. [9:00:15 PM] fr1kin: your ass [9:00:17 PM] fr1kin: = MINE [9:00:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [9:01:44 PM] fr1kin: unzips mants [9:01:46 PM] fr1kin: pants [9:02:04 PM] fr1kin: wips out dick [9:02:08 PM] fr1kin: 7 inches of love [9:02:15 PM] fr1kin: now it gets hard [9:02:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Whips out dictionary. [9:02:18 PM] fr1kin: 16 inches [9:02:30 PM] fr1kin: hahaha [10:30:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: xerA→ Away include( 'shared.lua' ) [10:38:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: What does table.concat return? [10:46:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: Time for some RUNNEEEESCAPPPPEEEE [11:29:33 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27qwD [11:29:33 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27qwD [11:29:34 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27qwD [11:29:34 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27qwD [11:29:34 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27qwD [11:29:34 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27qwD [11:29:35 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27qwD http://puu.sh/27qwD [11:34:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: Saw it. [11:48:15 PM] fr1kin: tired [11:48:16 PM] fr1kin: sleep [11:48:16 PM] fr1kin: cya [12:43:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3282116 [12:43:29 PM] fr1kin: seen it [12:58:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: Monster Hunter demo released on 3DS. [12:58:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Time to download that bitch. [1:09:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: Linux is some shit. [1:09:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: I tried to get something back from the trash. [1:09:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: "This no longer exists, but is needed to restore the file. Would you like to do this?" [1:10:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes, thank you Linux. I really needed to be notified that you were restoring the file. [2:43:36 PM] fr1kin: dick faggot [2:47:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Eazy-E saw your ass and went in it quick. [2:48:11 PM] fr1kin: gmod ^^ [2:48:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: time to download alyx nude model #8395 from the workshop ^^ [2:48:59 PM] fr1kin: ohh horny ^^ [2:49:04 PM] fr1kin: fap fap ^^ [2:49:19 PM] fr1kin: i am fapping my overies ^^ [2:49:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: the firemans helmet just swelled up ^^ [2:50:09 PM] fr1kin: wtf ^^ [2:50:15 PM] fr1kin: white liquid ^^ [2:50:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: i think my penis is a twinkie ^^ [2:50:37 PM] fr1kin: im going to eat my penis ^^ [2:51:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: Going to try and get Sykranos to play RS with me. [2:54:09 PM] fr1kin: ok ^^ [2:54:21 PM] fr1kin: btw noob game ^^ [2:54:29 PM] fr1kin: gonna play css with new aimbot hack ^^ [2:54:35 PM] fr1kin: wtf virus ^^ [2:54:47 PM] fr1kin: shit someone is trying to log into my account ^^ [2:54:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: steam guard ^^ [3:08:12 PM] fr1kin: wtf ^^ [3:08:15 PM] fr1kin: bypassed ^^ [3:08:20 PM] fr1kin: moter fuck !!! ^^ [3:11:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.zimagez.com/zimage/screenshot-02242013-031136pm.php [3:11:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: Ballin' [3:14:10 PM] fr1kin: i have more [3:14:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [3:15:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hopefully this will get me to level 40 prayer. [3:17:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Level 40. Ballin' [3:42:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://puu.sh/27O7C [3:48:18 PM] fr1kin: u [3:48:23 PM] fr1kin: or some1 else [3:48:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Sykranos playing on Skittle's server. [3:49:09 PM] fr1kin: u mean hacking the fuck out of it with hera delux edition [3:56:58 PM] fr1kin: booty is more important [3:57:03 PM] fr1kin: than wata [5:15:40 PM] fr1kin: lol [5:15:47 PM] fr1kin: u can request files from a server [5:15:49 PM] fr1kin: in gmod [5:15:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: snixzz13 was banned. [5:15:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [5:16:09 PM] fr1kin: why gayry [5:16:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: You can do it in any Source game. [5:16:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: The exploit used to be way more effective, though. [5:55:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: I saw a rather ballin' negro male at Taco Bell. [5:57:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: He looked like one of the dancers in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdk1gwWH-Cg [5:57:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: He also drove a Rolls Royce. [5:57:22 PM] fr1kin: the niggest car [5:57:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: He also had a pimp hat. [5:57:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: And was wearing sunglasses in-doors. [5:58:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: His scarf was the same color as the Jamaican scarf. [5:59:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: flag* [6:09:22 PM] fr1kin: http://www.chacha.com/question/what-sound-does-a-baby-make-when-you-put-it-in-the-blender [6:09:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bazinga. [6:15:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1249214 [6:15:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: Holy mother of late. [6:15:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: This happened like a week ago. [6:24:13 PM] fr1kin: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3237945 [6:24:17 PM] fr1kin: it keeps being cracked [6:24:22 PM] fr1kin: but he keeps selling it [6:25:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: Little Do They All Know That Me Tyler Wearing Cracked This All By MySelf [6:26:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: Can't believe I forgot this when making the Tyler site. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU [6:55:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Oprah Winfrey, you'll get your ass whooped, you'd better keep fucking with a cookbook. If you think I'm treating you wrong, then pack your shit and get your monkey ass on. [6:59:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: (User was banned for this post ("Idiot Cull" - Starpluck)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Idiot Cull" - Starpluck)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Idiot Cull" - Gran PC)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Idiot Cull" - garry)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Idiat Coil" - cosmic duck)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Idiot Cull" - Swebonny)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Edward Cullen" - daijitsu)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Did we run this into the ground yet" - Asaratha)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Not quite" - Orkel)) (User was permabanned for this post ("hi guys whats up" - postal)) (User was permabanned for this post ("hi postal good how r u" - Rusty100)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Uhm mods? anyone going to ban this dude?" - Craptasket)) (User was permabanned for this post ("sorry guys i was out getting starbucks what's goin on" - Pascall)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Imagine if the ban hammer was a weapons in street fighter and thus wasn't the best combo of the game" - MaxOfS2D)) (User was permabanned for this post ("i was asleep :(" - Autumn)) (User was permabanned for this post ("asaratha sucks" - Ninja101)) (User was permabanned for this post ("I never get to ban anyone in this god damn thread." - rilez)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Late as usual" - Megafan)) (User was permabanned for this post ("Something witty" - Dav0r)) [7:07:15 PM] fr1kin: if i dont ever come back then goodbye [9:27:53 PM] fr1kin: oh my GOD [9:28:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes? [9:28:07 PM] fr1kin: i was about to lose everything [9:28:16 PM] fr1kin: because my mom was so fucking pissed [9:28:31 PM] fr1kin: she was soo fuucking pissed [9:28:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: About? [9:28:50 PM] fr1kin: me being "disrespectful" [9:29:03 PM] fr1kin: she was trying to take everything away [9:29:08 PM] fr1kin: but i argued [9:29:13 PM] fr1kin: and i totally punked [9:29:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: You missed your one opportunity to say "Shut your vagina up." [9:46:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Can you resend that screenshot I sent you of Skittles' gamemode? [9:47:10 PM] fr1kin: his gamemode? [9:47:17 PM] fr1kin: that is zmod or something [9:47:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yeah, but it's on his server, called "PvP Roleplay" [9:49:09 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/27O7C [9:49:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Thanks. [9:51:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: In other news, I am raping in Runescape. [9:52:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Level 18 and destroying level 28 guards. [11:09:48 PM] fr1kin: wow [11:10:02 PM] fr1kin: read 7 chapters in 2 hours [11:10:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: RetarT reader. [11:10:13 PM] fr1kin: this book is so long [11:10:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: What book? [11:10:29 PM] fr1kin: Into The Wild [11:10:35 PM] fr1kin: not Call of the Wild [11:23:55 PM] fr1kin: im going to sleep [11:24:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [11:24:01 PM] fr1kin: lol im so happy [11:24:06 PM] fr1kin: i didn't get my shit fucked [11:24:21 PM] fr1kin: my parents were going to take my entire computer away [11:24:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Not just the RAM? [11:24:48 PM] fr1kin: that would pretty much be taking it away [11:25:00 PM] fr1kin: only other ram in this house is shit [11:25:03 PM] fr1kin: or in a laptop [11:25:06 PM] fr1kin: anyways [11:25:07 PM] fr1kin: cya [11:25:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [4:03:58 PM] fr1kin: Busted A Fat Nut [4:04:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: Cause Of All Her Screamin I Busted Me A Fat Nut [4:04:37 PM] fr1kin: i got ideas for hera threads [4:05:02 PM] fr1kin: we get fairy tales or popular fiction novels [4:05:10 PM] fr1kin: and rewrite them for hera threads [4:05:16 PM] fr1kin: The Boy Who Cried Hacker [4:05:44 PM] fr1kin: replace the wolf with a user that is using The Devsastating Gayrys Mod Hack Hera [4:06:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: Takes too long. [4:19:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm running all over the place trying to find this net. [4:23:03 PM] fr1kin: do you have skype resolver [4:23:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [4:24:10 PM] fr1kin: can you get ip of [4:24:11 PM] fr1kin: nottzparsons123 [4:24:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: cpc2-stap10-2-0-cust106.12-2.cable.virginmedia.com 86.8.44.107 7076 [4:25:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: 86.8.44.107 [4:25:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Who is it? [4:34:22 PM] fr1kin: idk [4:34:23 PM] fr1kin: some fag [4:34:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Did you want me to attack it or something? [4:34:41 PM] fr1kin: A 16 Year Old Graphics Designer [4:34:50 PM] fr1kin: http://mitchthegfx.daportfolio.com/about/ [4:34:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hippie. [4:35:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Self coded. [4:35:11 PM] fr1kin: 4:35 PM - x0XP: go ahead [4:35:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Down. [4:35:33 PM] fr1kin: im going to friends house [4:35:35 PM] fr1kin: bye bye [4:35:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [7:36:25 PM] fr1kin: back [7:36:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yo. [7:37:14 PM] fr1kin: time to check the daily stupid [7:37:32 PM] fr1kin: Scripting Team NEEDED! [7:37:36 PM] fr1kin: asking HF [7:39:34 PM] fr1kin: gInfect [7:40:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: I need a Runescape crew to mob deep with. [7:41:36 PM] fr1kin: gay [7:41:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: You. [7:41:49 PM] fr1kin: runescape [7:41:52 PM] fr1kin: you are gay [7:41:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: You. [7:42:07 PM] fr1kin: yes i am not gay [7:42:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. You are gay if you don't play Runescape. [7:42:26 PM] fr1kin: you are confused [7:42:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [7:42:38 PM] fr1kin: you are [7:42:46 PM] fr1kin: but no use telling you because you dont know [7:43:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: Runescape is the most heterosexual game on the internet. [7:43:20 PM] fr1kin: if you just trash it [7:44:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: I am catching swordfish. [7:44:21 PM] fr1kin: i do that with my dick [7:44:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: They think it's a beetle. [7:45:00 PM] fr1kin: they dont chase it [7:45:03 PM] fr1kin: they run from it [7:45:08 PM] fr1kin: they think it's a giant worm [7:45:24 PM] fr1kin: so i chase them into a net [7:45:27 PM] fr1kin: using my dick [7:46:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then you didn't catch them with your dick. [7:47:18 PM] fr1kin: not literally [7:47:30 PM] fr1kin: but my dick is what caused them to run into the net [7:47:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: That's not catching them with your dick. [7:48:15 PM] fr1kin: not literally catching them [7:48:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Dicks Johnson: I am catching swordfish. fr1kin: i do that with my dick [7:48:50 PM] fr1kin: and? [7:49:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: You're saying you catch them with your dick. [7:49:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: While you obviously do not. [7:49:17 PM] fr1kin: not literally catching them [7:49:22 PM] fr1kin: but my dick is the cause [7:49:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: You said you catch them with your dick. [7:49:45 PM] fr1kin: and i do [7:49:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [7:49:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's the proximate cause of their capture. [7:50:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: You're not catching them with your dick. [7:50:19 PM] fr1kin: my dick is making them get caught in the net [7:50:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: But you're not catching them with your dick. [7:50:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: The net is catching them. [7:50:35 PM] fr1kin: nope [7:50:47 PM] fr1kin: i never said tthe net caught them [7:51:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: fr1kin: but my dick is what caused them to run into the net [7:51:23 PM] fr1kin: the net is still in the water [7:51:31 PM] fr1kin: they could escape if my dick were not there [7:51:38 PM] fr1kin: i could lift the net [7:51:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: That doesn't mean your dick caught them. [7:51:43 PM] fr1kin: but i use my dick skewers them [7:55:59 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/28t6p [7:56:01 PM] fr1kin: owned [7:56:06 PM] fr1kin: bitch got slapped [7:56:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: stop asking me ;-; [7:56:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: i dont need money ;-; [8:05:52 PM] fr1kin: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3160541 [8:12:18 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/28tz8 [8:12:19 PM] fr1kin: LOL [8:22:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: BoTarT [8:24:56 PM] fr1kin: his tranny ass [8:25:06 PM] fr1kin: he says [8:25:13 PM] fr1kin: "i wanna just not look ugly" [8:25:15 PM] fr1kin: he is fat [8:25:18 PM] fr1kin: as fuck [8:25:20 PM] fr1kin: and a nigger [8:25:29 PM] fr1kin: wait [8:25:30 PM] fr1kin: a beaner [8:25:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Lost his picture again. [8:28:11 PM] fr1kin: male cheetahs love to eat out [8:28:27 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/28u2G [8:28:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: DP [8:54:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: 20 million gold lottery. [8:54:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [8:55:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck. [8:55:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: 30 million now. [9:21:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1249517 [9:21:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: 73 winners. [9:21:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: I bet that 0% of Facepunch users even understands it. [9:22:23 PM] fr1kin: haha us didnt do it u dumb fucking americans u suck europe ftw ;-; [9:24:31 PM] fr1kin: haha [9:24:33 PM] fr1kin: they are late [9:24:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: By 2 years. [9:32:26 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKDRcHab6mc [9:32:39 PM] fr1kin: look at comments [10:17:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: You're mom. [10:38:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Your body's near that coral reef, it was once upon a time you came home with me. In the next chapter, you were left in my teeth. [10:44:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: At the fucking mall, 40 bitches on my nutsack. I pulled up on a motherfuckin' unicorn. Fucking ponies nigga. [10:57:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Runescape server is down. [10:58:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [10:59:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: My cat smells like popcorn. [11:00:31 PM] fr1kin: what is a good beat for freestyle [11:00:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: One second, I'll find one. [11:01:24 PM] fr1kin: how do rappers link words together so well [11:01:33 PM] fr1kin: i can use e's and b's [11:01:37 PM] fr1kin: but it's hard [11:01:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: Do a freestyle on this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c199gIatGc [11:02:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: Their fat nigger lips bounce off each other quickly making it easier to pronounce words. [11:02:30 PM] fr1kin: im doing a rap with my friends [11:02:32 PM] fr1kin: for TOK [11:02:41 PM] fr1kin: because our teacher asigned it [11:02:48 PM] fr1kin: we are using [11:02:52 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZKeH5k4JMU [11:02:58 PM] fr1kin: and they dont have a bass [11:03:02 PM] fr1kin: so when i just played it [11:03:05 PM] fr1kin: it was like WOW [11:03:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: Shitty. [11:03:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'll find another. [11:04:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Maybe. [11:04:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: This is hard. [11:05:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: Do one over the Steak Sauce instrumental. [11:05:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ1T1_alV4g [11:05:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Find a good freestyle, and claim you made it. [11:07:41 PM] fr1kin: how do you rap somewhat quickly [11:08:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Practice. [11:08:13 PM] fr1kin: i use to all the time [11:08:16 PM] fr1kin: back in summer [11:08:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: When I'm alone I'll rap songs that I know all the words to. [11:08:27 PM] fr1kin: i did get somewhat fast [11:08:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Like I've done Down 4 My Niggaz so many times. [11:08:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: That I can recite it in like 40 seconds. [11:11:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: What does the rap have to be about? [11:11:08 PM] fr1kin: do u want my verse [11:11:12 PM] fr1kin: i didn't write it [11:11:24 PM] fr1kin: im just modding it so i can say it easily [11:11:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: Okay. [11:11:52 PM] fr1kin: just so you know [11:11:57 PM] fr1kin: we have to do it over a movie called [11:12:04 PM] fr1kin: The Gods Must Be Crazy [11:12:34 PM] fr1kin: and i didn't choose the beat or the verse [11:12:40 PM] fr1kin: those not from tha bush those raised en tha rush in the cities without any hush experience new changes at the rate of their wages they live in a world of tech where I bet the new is the best for people like us the unkown is the norm 4G today 5G to the next CD players one year iPods to the next GPS trackers now but maybe impants next [11:12:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [11:13:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'd just take an F. [11:13:16 PM] fr1kin: haha [11:13:21 PM] fr1kin: it's one verse of many [11:13:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: That shit is embarrassing. [11:13:30 PM] fr1kin: that is the point really [11:13:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: I feel embarrassed for you. [11:13:39 PM] fr1kin: im wearing a wigg and sagging my pants [11:13:42 PM] fr1kin: with a gold chain [11:13:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: Here is how you get out of doing work. [11:14:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Find a song with a fast ass rapper. [11:14:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Memorize what he says. [11:14:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: And say it as fast as possible so nobody can hear what you're talking about. [11:14:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: Instant A. [11:14:29 PM] fr1kin: fast rap is hard as fuck [11:14:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Find a toned down one. [11:14:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: I got you. [11:14:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWE4pjKrzGE#t=22s [11:14:58 PM] fr1kin: she wont let me change the song [11:15:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Oh. It's a women. [11:15:16 PM] fr1kin: and an indian [11:15:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bitches ain't shit. [11:17:19 PM] fr1kin: i need to chagne [11:17:20 PM] fr1kin: 4G today 5G to the next [11:17:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: You rhymed "next" 3 times. [11:17:32 PM] fr1kin: i didn't [11:17:35 PM] fr1kin: she did [11:19:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Holy fuck it is hot. [11:45:59 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s [11:46:09 PM] fr1kin: look what he does with his words [11:46:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: Watsky doesn't rap fast. [11:46:24 PM] fr1kin: he sounds fast [11:46:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [11:47:01 PM] fr1kin: we are changing to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX4YV1nWhb4 [11:47:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: He only sounds fast because he slurs the fuck out of his words. [11:47:41 PM] fr1kin: 11:46 PM - fr1kin: he sounds fast 11:46 PM - Dicks Johnson (1): No. [11:47:44 PM] fr1kin: wtf !!!!! [11:48:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yeah, but he isn't fast. [11:48:27 PM] fr1kin: i said he sounds fast [11:48:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Kind of. [11:48:45 PM] fr1kin: He only sounds fast [11:49:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: The original is faster. [11:49:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrghtXWfVYM#t=34s [11:50:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: Busta Rhymes is actually fast, doesn't just sound fast. [11:55:33 PM] fr1kin: fuck [11:55:35 PM] fr1kin: school [11:55:38 PM] fr1kin: nigger ass bitch [11:55:46 PM] fr1kin: 5% chance of snow [11:55:51 PM] fr1kin: it is windy as a mothertrucker [11:55:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [11:56:22 PM] fr1kin: cYa [3:50:01 PM] fr1kin: pennytrait [3:51:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: My nigger friend was making fun of niggers today. [3:51:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: The teacher told him to close his laptop, and he said "Ooooh, got me on. SKERRRR" [4:33:47 PM] fr1kin: nigger friend [4:33:49 PM] fr1kin: no friend [4:54:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: SKERRRR [4:57:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: So we had Papa Johns at school today after testing. [4:57:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: I got 2 pieces of sausage. [4:57:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: This FAT bitch next to me [4:57:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: Got like 5 pieces of pepperoni, 2 pieces of cheese, and 2 pieces of sausage. [4:57:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then asked for more. [4:58:01 PM] fr1kin: wow [4:58:14 PM] fr1kin: if she sat on you [4:58:17 PM] fr1kin: what would you do [4:58:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Get out my phone and call for a crane. [4:59:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Actually, that wouldn't work. [4:59:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: I would have to call in paramedics. [4:59:07 PM] fr1kin: dont you love it [4:59:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: And they would have to put ropes on her and do some ancient Egyptian shit. [4:59:18 PM] fr1kin: when a fat bitch tells you to not eat much [4:59:24 PM] fr1kin: and you dont even know them [4:59:32 PM] fr1kin: once i was in a restraunt [4:59:45 PM] fr1kin: and i was taking a ton of chicken legs [4:59:49 PM] fr1kin: i had like 5 [5:00:02 PM] fr1kin: and this fat bitch went up next to me and told me im going to get fat [5:00:14 PM] fr1kin: she just wanted the chicken legs [5:00:22 PM] Dicks Johnson: Did gravy pour out of her mouth? [5:00:33 PM] fr1kin: probably [5:00:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: Was her sweat thicker than jizz? [5:01:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then the bitch who was devouring the pizza asked if she could get another Dr. Pepper. [5:01:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: After she drank hers and her boyfriend's. [5:01:55 PM] fr1kin: how fat was she [5:02:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Heavier than me. [5:02:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: I weigh 260. [5:02:08 PM] fr1kin: a beast [5:02:13 PM] fr1kin: 260? [5:02:15 PM] fr1kin: wtf [5:02:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: Gained weight. [5:02:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm 6'3, though. [5:02:28 PM] fr1kin: my brother weighs 250 [5:02:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: So it doesn't really show. [5:02:31 PM] fr1kin: and hes fat as fuck [5:02:34 PM] fr1kin: oh [5:02:37 PM] fr1kin: wow ur tallllllll [5:02:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Sykranos says he is a fucking giant. [5:02:51 PM] fr1kin: there is a kid in my class that is 6'7 [5:03:08 PM] fr1kin: do you know [5:03:11 PM] fr1kin: how tall that is [5:03:15 PM] fr1kin: he is a giant [5:03:23 PM] fr1kin: he has to bend down to walk under doors [5:03:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's not really that tall. [5:03:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Below average for a basketball player, probably. [5:03:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: But it depends on how old he is. [5:04:04 PM] fr1kin: hes 17 [5:04:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: He won't grow much, then. [5:04:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: He'll be lucky to hit 6'10 by the time he's done growing. [5:04:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'll be lucky to hit 6'7. [5:06:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm hungry as fuck. [5:07:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Only thing I've eaten since yesterday were those 2 slices of pizza. [5:32:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: My obese friend and I were walking down the hall, and there was this fat bitch in front of us. [5:32:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: So I was like "Beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat." [5:32:46 PM] fr1kin: wow OWNED [5:32:48 PM] fr1kin: OWNED HARD [5:33:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: I have yet to finish my story. [5:33:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: So, he was like "Post-Shmeesterized. Fucking cleestered. Too clapped. Cleestropopped. Post-world-war shmeestro-popped." [5:34:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: He was making up words to describe her beatness for like 3 minutes. [5:36:20 PM] fr1kin: and she heard none of it [5:36:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm sure she did. [5:36:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just didn't know we were talking about her. [5:36:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bitch was like 400 pounds. [5:36:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: And wearing yoga pants. [5:39:04 PM] fr1kin: lol people go on a diet [5:39:08 PM] fr1kin: using tape worms [5:39:17 PM] fr1kin: i hope they know the worm has to shit [6:18:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: So? [6:18:28 PM] fr1kin: shitting out shit [6:18:29 PM] fr1kin: wtf [6:18:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes, but it's no big deal. [6:18:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's just putting back what was there before. [6:21:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPCE0aprNSw#t=51s [6:21:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [6:34:05 PM] fr1kin: ass [6:34:05 PM] fr1kin: ass [6:34:06 PM] fr1kin: ass [6:34:06 PM] fr1kin: ass [6:36:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: Trying to get on my buff hype. [6:37:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yo, look at me I'm looking Suge Knight. [6:43:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4q3qVgEaiI#t=1m21s [6:49:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2EW4KzNoBM#t=11s [6:49:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: This shit is hilarious. [6:51:20 PM] fr1kin: you know what would be ironic [6:51:26 PM] fr1kin: if dirt nasty was a virgin [6:51:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: He has money. [6:51:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: He's not a virgin. [7:06:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Frank Stacks is married. [7:06:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [7:06:19 PM] fr1kin: that poor pussy [7:08:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: When you were born, everybody knew you were a fag. You came out of your mom, and came into your dad. [7:15:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck you bitch, you ain't gotta pick up. [7:25:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydJWmgwxJ4M [7:25:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: This is some douchebaggery. [7:38:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: you are just jealous because you suck...and linkin park is awesome and guess what.....THEY MAKE MORE MONEY THEN YOUI!!!! [7:38:48 PM] fr1kin: more money = better [7:38:56 PM] fr1kin: justin bieber is the best [7:39:02 PM] fr1kin: love their logic [7:40:10 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/28Zkb [7:40:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes, I am jealous that a bunch of grown men can put absolutely no effort into their music and still be successful from little kids buying their music. Thanks for informing me; I would have never guessed that a popular band makes more money than a 17-year-old. [7:40:12 PM] fr1kin: rofl [7:40:24 PM] fr1kin: tyler calling my code his [7:40:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Going to have to make a le_troller2 account soon. [7:41:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Haha, I just remembered. [7:41:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Tyler can't make a Facepunch account. [7:42:07 PM] fr1kin: I remember the days when I fell for these "I'll pay you later" tricks. That's when I started adding kill switches on all of my code. [7:42:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: ye [7:42:25 PM] fr1kin: blueposion is more retart than tyler [7:42:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: I was going to post this morning. [7:42:33 PM] fr1kin: we should destory him [7:42:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: But I had to go to school. [7:42:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: "God forbid people steal public code from private scripts." [7:43:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: I would take his server down, but apparently he is paying Sykranos for work. [7:44:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: 50.31.65.111:27015 [7:45:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: If you want to shit on it. [7:45:52 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/28Zu8 [7:45:55 PM] fr1kin: rofl [8:06:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud Copter [8:08:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: well im pretty jealous, but im not being a jerk about this like you are, and also...if you don't like it go cry in a corner because there are millions of people that love linkin park and your stupid opinion doesn't need to be thrown out there so just go....and you really had the odasity to go to a linkin park song and say crap about them.....you sir are a scrub [8:09:34 PM] fr1kin: my grandmother has a sweat rag from elvis presley [8:09:40 PM] fr1kin: that he gave her [8:09:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Jock strap? [8:09:54 PM] fr1kin: i dont know [8:10:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: She's boppin' [8:11:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXFcr6oy5dk [8:11:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Swamp donkey central. [8:11:57 PM] fr1kin: im sick again [8:12:19 PM] fr1kin: her ass [8:12:21 PM] fr1kin: is HUGE [8:12:35 PM] fr1kin: too bad her hair is fake [8:12:37 PM] fr1kin: and her boobs [8:12:39 PM] fr1kin: and her ass [8:12:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Her ass and tits are her only attractive features. [8:12:46 PM] fr1kin: and her voice [8:13:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: I've never met a black bitch who was actually attractive. [8:13:52 PM] fr1kin: you should make a ton of CDs with bitch made songs [8:13:58 PM] fr1kin: get into your friends cars [8:14:04 PM] fr1kin: and put them into the cd player [8:14:22 PM] fr1kin: then boost the volume up and shut off the car [8:14:34 PM] fr1kin: destory the mute button [8:14:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Who leaves their car unlocked at school? [8:14:54 PM] fr1kin: a lot of people [8:15:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fagmeisters. [8:15:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1235980&p=39720179&viewfull=1#post39720179 [8:16:41 PM] fr1kin: notch's networth has changed from $10 million [8:16:48 PM] fr1kin: to $40 in a few months [8:17:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: More than my net worth. [8:17:16 PM] fr1kin: $0 [8:17:25 PM] fr1kin: rapper dick man !!! [8:17:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [8:21:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: She went bezerk, she got real mad, she went to Mickey Ds got 2 big macs got large fries, got some sprite and apple pie. She says she's going to fuck with me the hard way. She wants to ride my dick, and I said no way. [8:21:45 PM] fr1kin: ride the cow [8:22:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Everytime we talk the bitch tells me that she's hungry. I say she should go on a diet, she says boy you're funny. Bitch heard what I said, pick up that phone and call Jenny Craig. [8:23:36 PM] fr1kin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sUPWUfniSg [8:23:47 PM] fr1kin: demin ningas [8:24:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: What game is this? [8:24:29 PM] fr1kin: i dont know [8:24:34 PM] fr1kin: a stupid one [8:24:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: Video looks like Ninja Gaiden. [8:26:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: All I care about is marijuana. I'd smoke it if I had it, I'd disintegrate my lungs. I don't care if I get stupid because I'm dumb, and I'm such a fucking stoner, somebody should have told you I'm sober. [8:30:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a222/RaVeNsRaGe/avatar9204_8.gif [8:30:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: An AK and an AWP at the same time. [8:30:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [8:30:40 PM] fr1kin: spray for css? [8:30:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: Some fag's signature on HF. [8:31:08 PM] fr1kin: is that a cheat at the start? [8:31:22 PM] Dicks Johnson: I think it's a shitty representation of a buy menu. [8:33:16 PM] fr1kin: alright let me get this straight it's okay to masturbate but suckin your own dick is gay? [8:44:25 PM] fr1kin: lol itisrainingblood set all his videos to private? [8:44:27 PM] fr1kin: why [10:04:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: Runescape server has been down for DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP [10:04:24 PM] fr1kin: down forever [10:04:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: I think I might download Die Hard. [10:04:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: I've never seen it before. [10:04:56 PM] fr1kin: are you ever gonna play gmod again [10:04:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: All I can find is the shitty 2013 movie. [10:05:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: Perhaps. [10:05:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: If I could find a nice rip of Vista or 7, I could just re-install Windows. [10:05:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Or if I had a spare $10, I could go buy a bigger flash drive. [10:05:57 PM] fr1kin: i have a dvd [10:06:04 PM] fr1kin: with win7 ultimate [10:06:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: DVDs are for bustas. [10:06:19 PM] fr1kin: cd* [10:06:40 PM] fr1kin: question is do you have a win key? [10:06:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'd rather have it on a USB stick. [10:06:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [10:06:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't need a Windows key. [10:07:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: Windows Loader, son. [10:07:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Choose to not install updates, and disable your internet connection, and it wont force you to activate on install. [10:08:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: I fucking hate school. [10:08:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: I am always tired from only getting 5 hours of sleep. [10:08:44 PM] fr1kin: lol [10:09:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: They need to shorten school for seniors. [10:09:14 PM] fr1kin: they do [10:09:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't even have to be there to pass half my classes. [10:09:21 PM] fr1kin: at least for us [10:09:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Here they only have co-op. [10:09:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Which you can only do if you have a job. [10:09:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: Otherwise, you have to go the entire day. [10:09:45 PM] fr1kin: lua jobs [10:09:47 PM] fr1kin: lololol [10:09:56 PM] fr1kin: blow jobs [10:10:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Let's see what classes I should be able to skip. [10:10:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: 1st, 2nd, 3rd period black days. [10:10:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: 1st, 2nd period red days. [10:10:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't even have to show up to pass them. [10:11:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: But how early it starts is so bullshit. [10:11:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: I have to wake up at 6:30 AM. [10:11:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: Get out at 3:20. [10:11:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Get home at about 3:40. [10:11:42 PM] fr1kin: everyone is downgrading CS 1.6 [10:11:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: So, 6 hours and 20 minutes of free time. [10:12:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: For a busy person such as myself, that is not enough time. [10:12:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: So I end up staying up late. [10:12:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Get 5 hours of sleep. [10:12:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Vicious cycle that is school. [10:13:40 PM] fr1kin: name a car other than corvette that is a sexy beast [10:13:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: None. [10:13:57 PM] fr1kin: viper? [10:14:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [10:14:07 PM] fr1kin: corvette and viper look the same lol [10:14:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [10:14:28 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/293wo [10:14:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: One on right is the Corvette. [10:14:52 PM] fr1kin: obviously [10:15:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: They don't look alike. [10:15:03 PM] fr1kin: the fucking symbol is on the front [10:15:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: The front is much longer on the Corvette. [10:15:16 PM] fr1kin: they are not completely alike [10:15:20 PM] fr1kin: but they are similar [10:15:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: fr1kin: corvette and viper look the same lol [10:15:42 PM] fr1kin: i didn't mean to put it into such strict context [10:15:52 PM] fr1kin: but i should of remembered im dealing with you [10:16:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: How else would "look the same" be interpreted? [10:16:26 PM] fr1kin: depends [10:16:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: On? [10:16:47 PM] fr1kin: look exactly the same would chagne it [10:16:53 PM] fr1kin: but look the same is somewhat true [10:17:03 PM] fr1kin: they both have the body work [10:17:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: They look similar. [10:17:11 PM] fr1kin: that is alike [10:17:15 PM] fr1kin: yes [10:17:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck I am tired. [10:17:53 PM] fr1kin: get laid [10:18:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't have any money. [10:18:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm not black, either. [10:18:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: So I guess I'll be a virgin for the rest of my life. [10:18:34 PM] fr1kin: all 260 pounds of you [10:18:39 PM] fr1kin: unless i find your ass [10:19:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: Well, I guess that depends on how you define sex. [10:20:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: I've had sexual contact with a women but never laid the pipe. [10:21:32 PM] fr1kin: sex is when you get your dick [10:21:39 PM] fr1kin: and shove it into a bitch [10:21:53 PM] fr1kin: and your mom doesn't count [10:22:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Does it have to be penetration? [10:22:12 PM] fr1kin: some people say [10:22:24 PM] fr1kin: other say just touching a bitch with ur dick [10:22:38 PM] fr1kin: then others say you gotta get the bitch prego [10:22:46 PM] fr1kin: then others say you cant use protection [10:22:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: So if you are walking down the hall, and some bitch is swinging her arms. [10:22:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: And she hits you in the dick. [10:22:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: You lose your virginity. [10:23:25 PM] fr1kin: if the dick penetrates her [10:23:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: What if it's open hand? [10:23:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: So it like slips into her palm. [10:23:40 PM] fr1kin: i mena unless you are walking around naked [10:23:52 PM] fr1kin: well then you have lost your virginity to yourself [10:23:58 PM] fr1kin: a long time ago [10:24:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: You underestimate the heat I am packing. [10:25:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: I need a group to mob deep with in Mario Kart 7. [10:26:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: I also need one for Runescape. [10:34:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-yxT97UPo#t=48s [10:34:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: The beat to this song is the shit. [10:35:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Somebody needs to send this to a feminist group. [10:35:47 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/29452 [10:35:50 PM] fr1kin: done [10:36:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: ChadyWady [10:36:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Tell your brother to get a less gay name. [10:36:32 PM] fr1kin: he wont [10:36:53 PM] fr1kin: frank drives a porsche [10:37:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: To make fun of it. [10:37:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: He actually has 5 lambos. [10:37:45 PM] fr1kin: i wonder if he does [10:37:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: I wonder how the fuck he has money. [10:38:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: He's a fucking battle rapper. [10:38:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: But can afford all this shit. [10:39:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Know anybody who hates racism? [10:39:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: Send them this shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yb7ecqzTa0#t=2m35s [10:41:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm fucking thirsty. Going to go drink like a gallon of water. [10:45:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Tap water is the drollest. [10:55:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE [10:55:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: This shit has 28 million views. [11:02:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: Sleep. [11:02:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [11:02:29 PM] fr1kin: cta [11:02:30 PM] fr1kin: cya [4:17:51 PM] fr1kin: looks like uv been trold [4:18:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: By? [4:19:04 PM] fr1kin: "NO! Don't! I wanna keep hacking on gmod since you can't get VAC'd. If you release this on facepunch almost everyone who make a server will use this. :( You should make a private bypass that only you can use lol." [4:19:07 PM] fr1kin: i was just saying shit [4:19:16 PM] fr1kin: im going to finish my anticheat now [4:19:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: Tell noPE that "south african wall squid" is Sykranos. [4:19:43 PM] fr1kin: hes away [4:19:47 PM] fr1kin: but told him [4:21:39 PM] fr1kin: what servre is 92.2.211.154:27015 [4:21:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: HeX's. [4:24:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hi2cTlz4Gs [5:07:55 PM] fr1kin: we are getting a new cat [7:02:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: 'Disabled children cost too much and should be put down': Calls for councillor to stand down after outrageous rant [7:03:01 PM] fr1kin: lol [7:03:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm kind of growing a hate for retards. [7:11:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4 [7:11:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: We need to do this again. [7:19:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: itt autistic facepunchers being upset (User was banned for this post ("trolling" - postal)) [7:45:16 PM] fr1kin: trtollder [7:52:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm in the trap house with my long johns, and I've been trapping all day long. They call me baking soda Armstrong, before it dries that shit be gone. [7:55:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6-_21bdxqs [8:01:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: The 69er Similar to the Canadian Jackhammer, but better. While stand-up 69ing with a chick, unexpectedly jizz all over her face, clutch her legs, and piledrive her to the ground. Then, you have the option of throwing her in a ditch or in a dumpster. [8:02:15 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/29wXu [8:02:44 PM] fr1kin: cars produce CO2? [8:02:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Trolled hard. [8:05:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Alternate: Standing and partially squatted in a 69 position, the male wears a top hat eats out the chick (the female's bush is his beard) and proclaims "4 score and 7 years ago!" while taking a shit (freeing the slaves) at the same time. [8:14:36 PM] fr1kin: would you have sex [8:14:48 PM] fr1kin: with me [8:14:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [8:14:58 PM] fr1kin: aw [8:15:20 PM] fr1kin: who would you bang even if they didn't want it [8:15:29 PM] fr1kin: and you were in front of thousands of people [8:15:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Selena Gomez. [8:16:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: That foreign bitch from My Name Is Earl. [8:16:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: Shakira. [8:24:19 PM] fr1kin: lol have you seen tacobot [8:24:25 PM] fr1kin: i haven't looked at it in a while [8:24:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: A long time ago. [8:37:11 PM] fr1kin: what is the oldest bot you have [8:37:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Probably either Genesis or Jet. [8:37:41 PM] fr1kin: genesis? [8:37:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: I've sent it to you like 6 times. [8:38:03 PM] fr1kin: /************************************ GENESIS BOT By Averice ************************************/ [8:38:06 PM] fr1kin: this? [8:38:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [8:38:17 PM] fr1kin: this doesn't look old [8:38:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Sykranos says it is. [8:38:42 PM] fr1kin: lol this is so not [8:38:47 PM] fr1kin: 2011 [8:38:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: How do you know? [8:39:03 PM] fr1kin: gmcl_deco [8:39:05 PM] fr1kin: gm_cvar2 [8:39:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: I got it in 2011, and it was broken then. [8:40:00 PM] fr1kin: wtf [8:40:02 PM] fr1kin: wait a second [8:40:08 PM] fr1kin: this shit looks familar [8:41:30 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/29y33 [8:41:31 PM] fr1kin: yeah [8:41:33 PM] fr1kin: right [8:41:37 PM] fr1kin: old my ass [8:41:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: FapHack is pretty old. [8:41:49 PM] fr1kin: nospread is from bbot [8:41:56 PM] fr1kin: 2011 is not old [8:42:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: That was a long ass time ago. [8:42:20 PM] fr1kin: almost 2 years [8:42:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: He was using it a while before releasing it. [8:42:52 PM] fr1kin: gen stole it from flap [8:42:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: And I'm pretty sure it was released in 2010. [8:43:10 PM] fr1kin: and flap didn't add bow prediction for a few versions [8:43:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yeah, 2010. [8:44:04 PM] fr1kin: looking at the first faphack release [8:44:11 PM] fr1kin: i see no bow prediction [8:44:35 PM] fr1kin: from 6/17/2010 [8:44:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: Alright, then the 2nd oldest I have is either ASB or Autoaim. [8:45:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: Unless Bandsox is older. [8:45:21 PM] fr1kin: lol elebot [8:45:28 PM] fr1kin: someone was bragging about that shit [8:45:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Soleedus. [8:46:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Your favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edP0L6LQzZE [8:46:50 PM] fr1kin: wtffff [8:47:10 PM] fr1kin: jesus fucking christ [8:47:14 PM] fr1kin: how did deco [8:47:17 PM] fr1kin: code his hack [8:47:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't see how people can code in such cryptic ways. [8:48:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hello All Tyler Wearing Here Again I Have A New Thing To Leak Its Called Gayry Mod Client Side Module UnderScore Deco [8:48:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://pastebin.com/cWwswZEb [8:49:06 PM] fr1kin: probably from my folder i gave him [8:49:25 PM] fr1kin: he wont figure it out [8:49:30 PM] fr1kin: this isn't the correct code lol [8:50:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: ObViously You Need To ReWrite It All In Floating Point Unit RegiSters [8:51:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: Remember Micro's hardware hack? [8:52:05 PM] fr1kin: dead [8:52:09 PM] fr1kin: i changed it ;-; [8:52:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Now Adding In Support For My Lua Hack Kit I Know You All Love To Use It [9:14:03 PM] fr1kin: http://steamcommunity.com/id/theMoDeR/ [9:14:25 PM] fr1kin: that Giggles kid? [9:15:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Who? [9:15:42 PM] fr1kin: on HF [9:16:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Link me to his profile. [9:16:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: On HF. [9:23:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Going to sleep. [9:23:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [9:23:24 PM] fr1kin: cya ─────────────────── [4:23:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: PK day on Runescape. [4:23:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: TIME TO WRECK FAGS [4:23:32 PM] fr1kin: PK? [4:23:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: Player killing. [4:23:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: They raised the XP rates 10000% [4:23:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: And everything in the shop is free. [4:37:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: AhAhAhAhAhAhAhA This Will Do NoThing But Stop Skiddie Noob Bitches Like Capt Skiddie SpafSkiddie And MyGot Wav From Cheating In Your SerVer Rest Assured That The Real King Of Gayry Mod Hacking Also Known As Me Has AlReady ByPassed This AntiCheat But Oh Im Not Stopping There You Have Posted A Thread AttempTing To DeThrone The Real King The Real King Being Me Bitch But I Cant Let That Happen So Im Going To Have To Bring In The Big Guns My BroTher Is A Cop And Says This Is Highly Illegal Cease And DeSist Bitch BeFore I Get Him To Load Up His TaSer And Hit Harder Than A MotherTrucker [4:38:20 PM] fr1kin: hahahaha [4:38:42 PM] fr1kin: tyler is gonna regret saying his brother is a cop [4:39:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: If I can ever get proper hosting, I will add a "legal" page to the site. [4:42:46 PM] fr1kin: what do you mean [4:43:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: The Tyler site. [4:43:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: If I get a proper host. [4:43:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'll put it back up with a legal page, and explain what his brother will do if you cross him. [4:49:45 PM] fr1kin: why will no host accept you [4:49:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [5:41:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm all cut up, I'm looking so buff. [5:42:14 PM] fr1kin: cut up from me [5:42:17 PM] fr1kin: cutting ur dick [5:42:18 PM] fr1kin: in half [6:19:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: Badonkin' Donuts. [6:20:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Want to hear a joke that will make you laugh your ass off? [6:20:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: I see you've already heard it. [6:21:55 PM] fr1kin: what [6:22:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFY0KU2DNAQ [6:25:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: Robert Maize (pictured), better known by his stage name ‘Mr. Ghetto‘, was arrested after an hours-long standoff that was concluded after New Orleans SWAT members tossed tear gas into the popular rapper’s home on Saturday. [7:42:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm at the trap house with my long johns, and I've been trapping all day long. SKERRRRRRRR [7:43:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: I need to figure out what the fuck sker means. [7:44:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: a word to describe a person that usually doesn't think with their head. some synonyms would be: wigger, stupid, slut, someone who tries to hard and needs to just act like themselves. a pushover, someone who doesn't care what their boyfriend smokes, someone who thinks they can get away with anything. a word to describe someone who needs to act more intelligent, like everyone knows they can be. basically this word can mean whatever you want it to. [7:47:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_-J-3j5IbI [7:48:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: He is black as fuck. [7:49:21 PM] fr1kin: Wood please. [7:54:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: I can't get no wood. [7:56:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: I am sticking it, but it just bends because my dick just won't go hard. [7:59:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: -18 rep on snixzz14. [8:00:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: I wonder how many posts I have. [8:00:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: 13 posts and -18 rep. [8:00:44 PM] fr1kin: lol [8:00:50 PM] fr1kin: but a lot are removed [8:00:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: 38 of them have been removed. [8:02:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/18yearold-woman-obsessed-with-necrophilia-accused-of-having-sex-on-top-of-corpses-8513472.html [8:15:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: I need more shit to send to Tyler's house. [8:16:09 PM] fr1kin: religion is your friend [8:16:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Free bible. [8:18:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wont let me put a state in. [8:22:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: I should send him a copy of The Great Hymn To The Aten. [8:29:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: Time to ask why my posts are deleted. [8:29:34 PM] fr1kin: Skiddie Bitch [8:29:42 PM] fr1kin: MADmins [8:29:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: God Damn Mean Ass Nasty Bitches [8:33:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hello All Tyler Wearing Here Again But You All Know That Being A CulTural Icon I Am Well Known All Over This FoRum But DeSpite My StaTus My Posts Are Always Deleted And Its Starting To Annoy Me Not Piss Me Off Though BeCause As You All Know I Am UnTrollable And Can Not Be Raged If You Think OtherWise Try Me Bitch But Dont Blame Me When That Loaded Gun Is Pointed ToWards Your Head AnyWay I Have Made ApproXimately Over FiFty ToTal Posts And All But ThirTeen Have Been DeLeted I Just Want To Know Why It Seems That Some MadMins Are Mad That I Am Making The Big Bucks While They Are Sitting AloNe In Their PaRents BaseMent Why Wont These God Damn Mean Ass Nasty Player Haters Get Off My Jock Strap And Learn A Thing Or Two From The Leader Of The MarkeTing Group The Leader Being Me And The Leader Of The InFamous MyGot Clan Also Known As Me Bitch [8:35:24 PM] fr1kin: hahaha [8:35:30 PM] fr1kin: i love ur posts [8:35:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3293709 [8:35:39 PM] fr1kin: how the fuck are you not banned [8:35:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [8:35:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: Been banned like 3 times already. [8:36:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Total of 21 days. [8:36:55 PM] fr1kin: lol [8:37:12 PM] fr1kin: the bugatti has a W16 [8:37:16 PM] fr1kin: not a V16 [8:37:18 PM] fr1kin: god damn [8:38:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: SHE TOOK $200 OUT OF MY bank account. Now, I know you will all say "She is your mom, she can do what she wants." But when it comes to taking money away from me, I get livid, fucking livid. Two hundred fucking dollars, of money, from MY bank account. [8:39:23 PM] fr1kin: post [8:39:24 PM] fr1kin: and say [8:39:42 PM] fr1kin: Those Two Hundred Dollars Were Spent On Me As She Wanted To Give Me A Blowie [8:40:07 PM] fr1kin: But Blowing A CurTural Icon Such As MySelf Is Going To Cost The Big Bucks [8:41:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: AcTually That Two Hundred United States Dollars Via PayPal Was Used To SoliCit Sex Out Of Me Which By The Way I Am A MiNor And This Is HighLy IlleGal I Have ConTacted My BroTher Who Is A Cop And He Is Pressing Charges Against You BeCause She Used Your Money For It So Ya Good Luck With That Bitch [8:41:23 PM] fr1kin: My mother paid over $1,100 for a trip to Disney World. I failed two classes and apparently we have this gay rule where you fail, you don't go. Should I hack the school system to find a fault in the rules, or should I pay my mother back the $1,100+ dollars? I'm solid broke right now, and am really pissed. [8:41:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: HF 403. [8:43:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: Posted. [8:43:51 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=IWuapNf5tSY&feature=fvwp [8:45:00 PM] fr1kin: i wonder why they kill baby pigs [8:45:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bacon. [8:45:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozVmISmzsac [8:45:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: My obese friend and I pissed off some libtard by laughing about some dude picking up and throwing a cow in this video. [8:46:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Actually, wrong video. [8:46:28 PM] fr1kin: does that horse have a dildo in his ass [8:46:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [8:47:00 PM] fr1kin: oh [8:47:04 PM] fr1kin: it's giving birth u tard [8:47:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes, it's the wrong video. [8:47:27 PM] fr1kin: wtf [8:47:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Looking for the right one. [8:47:36 PM] fr1kin: they are born knowing how to walk [8:47:44 PM] fr1kin: that is so weird [8:47:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [8:48:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: Damn, I can't find the video. [8:48:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Anyway, this guy picks up a fucking cow. [8:48:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: And slams it into the ground. [8:48:41 PM] fr1kin: a cow [8:48:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then stomps on its head. [8:48:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: We were rolling. [8:49:09 PM] fr1kin: i have some problem watching animals get shat on [8:49:17 PM] fr1kin: but im find with humans getting fucked [8:49:35 PM] fr1kin: maybe im just use to it [8:49:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: When people get fucked, it's because they did something dumb. [8:49:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Animals are just ignorant. [8:49:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: They're like children. [8:50:06 PM] fr1kin: people get fucked for no reason sometimes [8:50:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: Not usually. [8:50:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's usually some mistake they have made. [8:50:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: Killing animals is like killing somebody with Down's Syndrome. [8:50:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's only sad, because they can't defend themselves. [8:51:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: And they really have no idea what's going on. [8:51:27 PM] fr1kin: so i would have trouble killing a downie [8:51:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Probably. [8:52:42 PM] fr1kin: i dont know if i could but i think i could kill someone and feel nothing [8:53:06 PM] fr1kin: i've always wanted to be a sociopath [8:53:15 PM] fr1kin: because i hate emotions so much [8:53:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Killing animals is the first step to being a sociopath. [8:53:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: If you feel bad for animals, you can't be a sociopath. [8:53:55 PM] fr1kin: i know' [8:54:08 PM] fr1kin: im not going to kill animals [8:54:14 PM] fr1kin: i just want to feel no emotion to loss [8:54:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fall on your head a few times. [8:55:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: Only people I would actually consider true sociopaths are Albert Fish, Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez. [8:56:07 PM] fr1kin: i wonder why im even here [8:56:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Your parents had sex. [8:56:38 PM] fr1kin: but why is it so special to be on earth [8:56:44 PM] fr1kin: and alive [8:57:11 PM] fr1kin: i want to see how hard it is to kill myself [8:57:21 PM] fr1kin: even though i know it end everything [8:57:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's not hard to kill yourself. [8:57:32 PM] fr1kin: it is [8:57:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nah. [8:57:49 PM] fr1kin: i want to do it slowly [8:57:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: At 17, you don't really have anything to live for. [8:57:58 PM] fr1kin: and fully aware [8:58:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: Stick pens into your dick. [8:58:25 PM] fr1kin: what i want to do [8:58:33 PM] fr1kin: is cause myself to believe im dying [8:58:36 PM] fr1kin: and i know how to [8:58:46 PM] fr1kin: i will get a jar and fill it with pills [8:58:58 PM] fr1kin: and put 1 deadly pill inside of a jar of 100 [8:59:08 PM] fr1kin: and randomly pick one pill and take it [8:59:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: 1/100 chance of it being the deadly pill. [8:59:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Any sane person would assume that it's not deadly. [8:59:33 PM] fr1kin: the suspence [8:59:45 PM] fr1kin: you would start to notice little things [9:00:00 PM] fr1kin: and trick yourself into thinking you took the deadly pill [9:00:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: Not me. [9:00:17 PM] fr1kin: it's like russian roulette [9:00:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: Except with 100 chambers. [9:00:48 PM] fr1kin: number of chambers wont matter [9:00:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: It does. [9:01:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: 1/6 chance vs. 1/100 chance. [9:01:21 PM] fr1kin: well i guess the less the more suspensful [9:01:27 PM] fr1kin: but it's still pretty suspensful [9:01:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: Or you know, just kill yourself like anybody else would. [9:01:57 PM] fr1kin: but i dont want to die [9:02:01 PM] fr1kin: that is my problem [9:02:06 PM] fr1kin: issue really [9:02:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then don't. [9:02:27 PM] fr1kin: when i say i [9:02:31 PM] fr1kin: i mean my body [9:02:48 PM] fr1kin: my conscious self wants to die [9:02:58 PM] fr1kin: but my body wants to survive [9:03:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then don't. [9:03:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: You could always go into a coma. [9:03:55 PM] fr1kin: sounds easy enough [9:04:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just hire this guy to punch you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJner6rEFiI [9:05:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Add in music, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHLzjlGEtNI [9:52:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Chipped tooth ruth bit some dick off my swole cock. [9:55:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hack Forums is full of ungrateful brats. [9:55:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: She took your Christmas money & money your Grand parents gave you as a gift? I'd piss her off, Refuse to do anything, Play my music hella loud & do things to wind her up until I got it back. Take her sim card from her phone & hide it, Take the TV remote, Bin food from your fridge that hasn't been eaten. That's the kind of stuff I'd do (Call me immature, But if it was my money taken for no reason, Immaturity goes both ways). [9:55:16 PM] fr1kin: ye [9:57:35 PM] fr1kin: Just a few things: 1. You shouldn't count on your lua script being loaded just because of the three special chars. I just add four to my hack file name and it will run before yours. 2. Instead of wrapping your code with if (CLIENT) then do if (not CLIENT) then Error("Idiot.\n") end at the top of your file. 3. Don't assign your locals like your do currently, for instance, instead of local hook = hook, use local hook = require("hook"); it will stop people trying to simply modify global tables. 4. Add microbot.main.lua and microbot.loader.lua to that list of cheats. Better yet use a whitelist, whitelist are always better than blacklists. You can generate the whitelist on the server once it's started up. 5. DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT FUCKING USE CONSOLE COMMANDS TO SEND INFO FROM CLIENT TO SERVER (IN THIS CASE). At least use usermessages. (Harder to hook usermessages engine side, so if you do everything right on the lua side your client->server comm should be un-blockable to shitty module coders and lua coders) 6. I just bypassed your anticheat: BypassConVar("byp_acl", "sv_allowcslua"). Ofcourse for my private cvar scripting tool, but still, it takes 2 sec to bypass it. Other than that good job, better than some AC's I've seen for GMod. [9:57:38 PM] fr1kin: poor captmicro [9:57:46 PM] fr1kin: retart as fuck [9:58:10 PM] fr1kin: this one is a keeper [10:00:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: 1.) Are you fucking retarded? 2.) Read #1. 3.) Read #1. 4.) No fucking shit. 5.) No fucking shit. 6.) Wow, nice job bypassing an anti-cheat that's meant for detecting Lua cheats using a module. [10:00:43 PM] fr1kin: you should add [10:01:17 PM] fr1kin: "Dont you have a hardware hack/lua scripting api/external hack/firewire hack to be working on? [10:01:29 PM] fr1kin: idk the firewire thing [10:02:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: I just posted "Capt. Spergy once again acting as if he can actually code." [10:02:50 PM] fr1kin: Yuuki is trying to get nospread working [10:03:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: (Harder to hook usermessages engine side [10:03:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [10:03:22 PM] fr1kin: engine side [10:03:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: Why don't you call him out on his bullshit? [10:03:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Punch the bitch in his shit. [10:04:45 PM] fr1kin: PC to PC firewire hack [10:04:50 PM] fr1kin: 4 projects [10:04:53 PM] fr1kin: none of them done [10:05:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to release your PerfectHack crack? [10:05:19 PM] fr1kin: when are you going to release r00thop? [10:05:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to finish that OS? [10:05:57 PM] fr1kin: when are you going to finish MIS? [10:06:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to graduate from MIT? [10:06:20 PM] fr1kin: when are you going to finish LHK? [10:06:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to bypass Script Enforcer in Gmod 13? [10:07:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to add that smooth aim to your aimbot? [10:07:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to make your prediction non-shit? [10:07:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to pass Algebra I? [10:07:59 PM] fr1kin: if you made that post [10:08:06 PM] fr1kin: he would fucking kill himself [10:08:20 PM] fr1kin: no fucking way he could answer all of those questions [10:08:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to get your site up? [10:08:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to make an aimbot that doesn't take 3 seconds to aim at a player? [10:09:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to learn how visibility checks work? [10:09:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: When are you going to stop looping through every entity in CreateMove and blame it on Lua? [10:10:11 PM] fr1kin: i've vaccumed my room [10:10:16 PM] fr1kin: and tonight im going to take out my contacts [10:10:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: Contacts. [10:10:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: Blind fag. [10:11:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://tpainirene.bandcamp.com/album/c [10:11:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT [10:28:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Once again I give good advice and you try to start shit. I tell him how to fix the major problem (sending console commands to ban the player), and also make his AC less prone to getting overridden (aka use require("modulename") not the global var for it). [10:35:33 PM] fr1kin: http://www.makemebabies.com/ [10:35:34 PM] fr1kin: hahah [10:35:39 PM] fr1kin: lets put tylers picture [10:35:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: I no longer have it. [10:36:11 PM] fr1kin: http://tylerhacks.webs.com/modeling [10:36:41 PM] fr1kin: i need his partner [10:36:45 PM] fr1kin: who should it be [10:36:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: Seth. [10:37:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Don't bother with that, though. [10:37:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: makemebabies20.ourtoolbar.com/exe [10:37:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Sounds like some obvious adware. [10:39:54 PM] fr1kin: it removed my adblock [10:40:01 PM] fr1kin: malwarebytes is blocking it [10:40:03 PM] fr1kin: lol [10:40:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Owned. [10:40:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: I remember there used to be a site where you could just upload directly and it would do it. [10:40:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Can't remember the name, though. [10:41:17 PM] fr1kin: didn't even give me the program [10:46:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nice Try But My BroTher Who Is A Cop Has Just AlerTed Me That This Is HighLy Illegal Now GeneRally As A MariJuana Smoker HimSelf He Is Pretty Mellow On The SubJect UnFortunately For You I Am In The MidSt Of AnoTher One Of My InFamous Deadly Trolling Sprees And Im Afraid That You Stepped Right In My Path So I Must Take You Out I Have Asked My BroTher To File A Warrant For Your Arrest So Ya Good Luck With That I AdVise That You Just Cease And DeSist BeFore I Have Him PerSonally Come And Arrest Him You Have Been OffiCially Warned [10:49:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: Thanks For The Offer But Im Afraid That I Have AlReady Fucked Your SisTer Troll Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Loud [10:52:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: SeriouSly EveryBody You God Damn Mean Ass Nasty Bitches Cant Even Answer My Question WithOut AttempTing To Troll Me Just Give It Up My BroTher Who Is A Cop Has AlerTed Me That This Is ClassiFied As Cyber Bullying So Ya Cease And DeSist And Get A Life All You Do Is Troll All Day While Im Out With My ExTremely AcTive SoCial Life [10:53:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: -24 rep. [10:58:18 PM] fr1kin: STABBING AND RIPPING UP my stuffed bear, I fucking flipped out like never before. I threw her against the wall with tears streaming down my face [10:58:28 PM] fr1kin: hack forums cat fights [10:58:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Sperg cage match. [10:59:02 PM] fr1kin: pinned her on the ground and slapped her a few times then hit her a couple times. I then saw the knife but I thought better of myself and got up, [10:59:09 PM] fr1kin: stabbed her than saw the knife [10:59:19 PM] fr1kin: his story is very accurate [10:59:33 PM] fr1kin: I look at my stuffed bear and I'm so sad and depressed I want to kill myself, I've never been like this, ever. [10:59:37 PM] fr1kin: stuffed bear [10:59:42 PM] fr1kin: what a fucking baby [10:59:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: I know. [11:00:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: Im The One RaGing Here Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ha Thats Funny BeCause I BeLieve I StaTed That Im The One Who Is UnTrollable If AnyBody Is Mad Here Are The Ones Who RePort My Posts And The MadMins Who DeLete My Posts I Have Done Nothing To You All But Count This MoNey And Youre All Just Jealous Ya Right NoBody Likes Low Quality PostErs Which Is Why NoBody Likes You Learn ForMal Speech Then Come Back Bitch [11:05:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: This is where as a parent you beat the shit out of the kid until you are sure the welts last at least a month. [11:05:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: 29 dumbs. [11:06:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: The kid bought $1700 on an app. [11:10:31 PM] fr1kin: that guys sister tore his teddy bear [11:10:38 PM] fr1kin: becasue he told her to turn off the tv? [11:10:44 PM] fr1kin: either A) hes lying [11:10:51 PM] fr1kin: or B) she has the down's [11:11:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: Or C) She decided that a boy shouldn't have a fucking teddy bear. [11:11:46 PM] fr1kin: She's 13 im 16 [11:11:52 PM] fr1kin: mature as fuck [11:12:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Why would a 16 year old have a teddy bear? [11:12:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: I could see keeping it. [11:12:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: But not keeping it close or anything. [11:12:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just because it's from his grandma. [11:12:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Doesn't mean you have to flip shit over it. [11:12:50 PM] fr1kin: i would beat her just because i had a good excuse [11:12:55 PM] fr1kin: and i like to beat people [11:13:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: Exercise. [11:14:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Get on your buff hype. [11:14:10 PM] fr1kin: i love to beat people [11:14:15 PM] fr1kin: once [11:14:25 PM] fr1kin: i got my little brother [11:14:34 PM] fr1kin: and strangled him [11:14:42 PM] fr1kin: so hard that he [11:14:49 PM] fr1kin: had red marks on his neck [11:14:55 PM] fr1kin: for weeks [11:14:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: I've only hit one person in my life. [11:15:13 PM] fr1kin: never again did my brother fuck with my computer [11:15:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Back in like 7th grade, some fag was hitting me at the bus stop. [11:15:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: After like 5 minutes, I just punched him square in the face. [11:15:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: And he bent over for a few seconds holding his nose, and went home. [11:18:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: Going to sleep. [11:18:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. ─────────────────── [3:41:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: Your forum account is currently banned. Ban Reason: Nuisance. Ban will be lifted: 03-07-2013, 11:28 PM [3:52:39 PM] fr1kin: rofl [3:56:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wally wally wally wally world. [3:56:43 PM] fr1kin: garry is just banning all the LQ members [3:56:44 PM] fr1kin: and alts [3:56:48 PM] fr1kin: people are so stupid [3:56:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: ye [3:58:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: She in that lingerie section. She buying boy shorts. She buying boy shorts. She buying panty panty panty panty panty panty hose. [4:00:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Baby you so fine, she gave me her number in the checkout line. Gotta ring it up ring it ring it ring it up ring ring it. [4:00:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: This song is catchy as hell. [5:07:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Some 79 year old bitch RIPPED the jews. [5:07:39 PM] fr1kin: lol [5:07:41 PM] fr1kin: today [5:07:53 PM] fr1kin: in history our teacher bought some peppers [5:08:04 PM] fr1kin: for class [5:08:11 PM] fr1kin: he didn't know what they were [5:08:17 PM] fr1kin: but a few kids ate them [5:08:24 PM] fr1kin: and it was so hot [5:08:32 PM] fr1kin: they all ran to the water fountains [5:08:44 PM] fr1kin: and they filled up [5:08:48 PM] fr1kin: so they ran into the bathrooms [5:08:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Water doesn't cool it down. [5:08:53 PM] fr1kin: and drank from the sink [5:09:06 PM] fr1kin: they didn't have milk or yogurt [5:09:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: Water only makes it worse. [5:09:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: You're not dilluting it. [5:09:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just spreading it even more. [5:10:56 PM] fr1kin: it was the third hottest pepper in the world [5:10:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: The 79 year old said "The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens." [5:11:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: Habanero? [5:11:12 PM] fr1kin: if that is the third then yes [5:11:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: Not sure how it ranks. [5:11:28 PM] fr1kin: the first kid who ate it has ate a ghost pepper [5:11:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's like 10 times hotter than Jalapeno. [5:11:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: I call bullshit. [5:11:43 PM] fr1kin: he said it made him through up [5:11:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Eating a ghost pepper straight up would cause ulcers. [5:12:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: My cousin drank habanero hot sauce, and had to go to the hospital. [5:12:25 PM] fr1kin: he said he had explosive shit [5:12:49 PM] fr1kin: we talked our teacher into doing it [5:13:10 PM] fr1kin: oh my god [5:13:17 PM] fr1kin: they use this as pepper spray [5:15:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: Basically what any good antiaim is, a spinbot so your head is constantly rotating so it's harder to hit. You will have to use CalcView to make it look like normal and do fancy stuff like stopping spinbot when shooting or walking. [5:15:36 PM] fr1kin: let me guess [5:15:40 PM] fr1kin: captmicro posted that [5:15:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [5:15:55 PM] fr1kin: confirmed dumbass [5:16:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3261624&pid=30930631#pid30930631 [5:18:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: Windows is broken and my car is destroyed, and now I've got the repo man on my front doorstep. [5:19:27 PM] fr1kin: verse? [5:19:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: From Toyota Corolla. [5:20:01 PM] fr1kin: because you are living just like that person [5:20:07 PM] fr1kin: windows is fucked in safe mode [5:20:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: Tyler's brother trying to arrest me. [5:21:00 PM] fr1kin: ArrEst Him GodDamn [5:22:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: This Is ReGodDamnDicuLous I Have Asked You NuMerous Times But I Still Have To Troll Him Off The SerVer EveryDay Ok You Know What I Am DownLoading UlySses AdminiStration Module Logs We Will See Who Is LauGhing Soon [5:25:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: She got a big booty, probably make a big doodie. [5:27:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDXyIm9I5s [5:28:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: This deal ends the minute after you check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker. [5:31:40 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bU5yKVygKU [5:31:41 PM] fr1kin: look [5:31:48 PM] fr1kin: how fucking quickly he gets to 60mph [5:32:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's a Corvette. [5:32:07 PM] fr1kin: the lingenfelter corvette gets to 60mph in almost 1 second [5:32:20 PM] fr1kin: modded corvette [5:33:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: HES DDOSING ME 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: YOU CUNT 6:31 PM - MyG0t_SniXzz8: o no 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: FUCKING 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: RETARD 6:31 PM - MyG0t_SniXzz8: i ddos him !! 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: FUCKING 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: IDIOT 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: FUCK YOU, SYKRANOS 6:31 PM - high capacity assault clips: YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. 6:31 PM - MyG0t_SniXzz8: fak !! 6:32 PM - high capacity assault clips: FUCK 6:32 PM - high capacity assault clips: YOU. 6:32 PM - high capacity assault clips is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join. 6:32 PM - MyG0t_SniXzz8: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaak !!!! [5:33:50 PM] fr1kin: rofl [5:36:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1362112783155.gif [5:36:42 PM] fr1kin: sAw it [5:50:29 PM] fr1kin: young hoes get undressed [5:54:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bet. [5:55:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Intertwine my mind around thine nine caliber. [5:56:51 PM] fr1kin: why do people thing require( "hook" ) will do anything [5:57:08 PM] fr1kin: i hope they know that require scans through package.loaded [5:57:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: They have the spergs. [5:57:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Remember this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg [5:58:15 PM] fr1kin: ye [5:58:29 PM] fr1kin: why did youtube remove it [5:58:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [5:58:39 PM] fr1kin: there was nothing wrong with it [5:58:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Probably so many people re-uploading it that they couldn't determine which was original. [5:59:26 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2awWx [5:59:27 PM] fr1kin: fr1kin [5:59:32 PM] fr1kin: im going to need that $1 back ;-; [5:59:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: One United States Dollar [6:55:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: Auto Parts shop is hiring. [6:55:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Excellent communication skills and competitive drive Prior Automotive Experience [6:55:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck. [7:08:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally world. [7:12:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: Look up "Do The Harlem Shake" on YouTube and wait a few seconds. [8:12:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: These trannies eating cupcakes in cartoon world. I fucked a real zebra and a cartoon squirell. My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm growing dreadlocks, that pussy ain't mine anymore, I call it my Xbox. [8:14:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Garry is friends with Stan. [8:14:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [9:18:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: Thank you for registering on Hack Forums, le_troller_alt. [10:45:56 PM] fr1kin: lol [10:53:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ah You Think You Can Just Ruin My BusiNess This Easy No Sorry Its Not Happening Bitch There Is No Way That This Skiddie Noob TriggerBot Can ComPete With My Smash Hit Hack Hera Which By The Way Is On Sale For Thirty Eight United States Dollars Via PayPal To CeleBrate My BroThers ProMotion To CapTain Of The West Allis WisConsin Which By The Way I Live On 2170 South Eighty Ninth Street So Send Me ChoColate And VaRious Things To Show Your Support Police Force AnyWay As I Was Saying I Have AlerTed My BroTher That You Are TrYing And Failing To Ruin My BuSiness But He Said He Will Give You One More Chance To Cease And DeSist You Are Lucky I Am Nice Or I Would Have Asked Him To Bust A Cap In Your Ass Right On The Spot [10:53:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hello EveryBody Coding ProdiGy Tyler Wearing Here With A Brand New DownLoader I Just Made At Like Two In The MorNing I Hope You All EnJoy It I Made It All By MySelf Oh And By The By You May Not Send This To Other People WithOut My PerMission If You Do So I Will Have No Choice But To Tell My Older BroTher Who Is CapTain Of The West Allis PoLice Force Who Will Then Have To Tase Your Ass Right On The Spot Ok WithOut FurTher A Do Here Is My CusTom DownLoader ProGram I Hope You All EnJoy http://speedyfiles.net/file/0Q6Je [10:53:38 PM] fr1kin: what is it [10:53:40 PM] fr1kin: ahhaha [10:53:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: JDownloader renamed HeraDownLoader.Exe [10:54:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: Oh Hello There I Did Not See You There CritiCally Acclaimed Coder Tyler Wearing Here And I See Youre Looking For A Easy Way To Learn C With Classes Well Look No FurTher Backed By My ExTensive BackGround In Making DeVestating Gayry Mod Hacks Such As My Smash Hit Hack Hera Which By The Way You May PurChase For The Low Low Cost Of Thirty Eight UniTed States Dollars Via PayPal And My ExTensive Legal Team Which InCludes My Older BroTher Who Is The CapTain Of The West Allis PoLice Squad And I Am Willing To Offer My TuToring SerVices For The Wow Low Cost Of Three HunDred UniTed States Dollars Via PayPal Now While That May Seem Like A Lot Of Money I Can GuaranTee That You Will Learn How To Code C With Classes In Less Than Three Hours And I Will Even Throw In A Copy Of My Best Selling New York Times Book How To Speak ForMal Speech Which Will Put You Ahead Of The CompeTition When Applying For A Job But Dont Take My Word For It LisTen To What One Of My Many SatisFied CusTomers Has To Say About My SerVice [10:54:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: [quote="CaptSkiddie"] Wow As A NoVice Coder I Can Vouch For My BroTher Tyler Wearing He Taught Me Assembly In ApproXimately Twenty Seven Seconds In United States Time And I Have ReCeived SeVeral Calls About Job OpporTunities Since I Read His Smash Hit Book How To Speak ForMal Speech Though Through My Daily RouTines Of AutoErotic AsPhyxiation I Have Lost Too Many Brain Cells To ReTain The InFormation He Has GiVen Me Over The YearsI Can Also Vouch For His Legal Team EveryTime Some Skiddie Noob Gets Pissed Off At Me For Using The Smash Hit Hack Hera And Launches A Denial Of SerVice Attack I Can Rest Assured That I Can Just Call His BroTher And Get The Bitch Arrested And Thrown In Jail For ApproXimately Ten Years [/quote] [10:58:57 PM] fr1kin: rofl [10:59:04 PM] fr1kin: i cant wait for tyler to be banned [11:01:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: One day in 1977, Chase rang his mother's doorbell and greeted her by thrusting a dead cat in her face. He then threw the cat to the ground, knelt down, ripped its stomach open with his bare hands, and stuck his hands inside the cat, smearing its blood all over his face while screaming. [11:01:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [11:06:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: Chase, meanwhile, took David's corpse home with him, where he chopped off his penis and used it as a straw through which he sucked the blood out of the body. [11:29:47 PM] fr1kin: thread? [11:29:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: Posts were deleted. [11:30:20 PM] fr1kin: aw [11:30:25 PM] fr1kin: banned? [11:30:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [11:30:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: I made another called le_troller2. [11:30:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Was banned, too. [11:30:40 PM] fr1kin: perma? [11:30:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: One month. [11:32:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: [ERROR] lua/hake.lua:438: bad argument #1 to 'LocalToWorld' (Vector expected, got string) [11:33:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: How can you possibly make that mistake? [11:34:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: This verse is the shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dCbkwLQpqc#t=2m54s [11:45:34 PM] fr1kin: im going to sleep [11:45:39 PM] fr1kin: cya [11:45:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [1:36:25 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB35oH-ttms [1:36:36 PM] fr1kin: look how bad it is [1:36:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hera. [1:37:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: You can beat Hera by manually moving your mouse. [1:37:09 PM] fr1kin: i know [1:37:30 PM] fr1kin: downies can beat hera [1:46:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally wally [1:50:54 PM] fr1kin: http://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3295949 [1:50:59 PM] fr1kin: trolololo ;-; [1:51:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: He called me out, I can't respond. [1:54:35 PM] fr1kin: g.rawset(_G, "RunConsoleCommand", oRunConsoleCommand) [1:54:54 PM] fr1kin: just sitting in the middle of the script [1:55:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: ye [1:56:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: I wonder how long I should continue to prove my genetic and intellectual superiority to all of these fags. [2:11:11 PM] fr1kin: i should write a credits list [2:11:15 PM] fr1kin: for tyler's page [2:11:18 PM] fr1kin: and list [2:11:21 PM] fr1kin: every single coder [2:14:59 PM] fr1kin: AddHook("CreateMove",function(cmd, u) if GetConVarNumber("Hera_AIM_Anti") == 1 then if (LocalPlayer():KeyDown(IN_ATTACK)) then return end local aa = cmd:GetViewAngles() cmd:SetViewAngles(Angle(-181, aa.y, 180)) end end) [2:15:02 PM] fr1kin: hahahaha [2:17:00 PM] fr1kin: doesn't gMAD work with linux [2:17:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [2:17:20 PM] fr1kin: i thought Gayry said he was working on it [2:17:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nah. [2:17:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just server. [2:17:49 PM] fr1kin: MotherTrucker [2:31:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Thank you for registering on Hack Forums, MyGot_Le_Troller. [2:31:59 PM] fr1kin: haahha [2:35:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: AhAhAhAhAhAhA Ha Little Do You Know That She Was Just AnoTher VicTim Of One Of My NuMerous InFamous Deadly Trolling Sprees It Is Too Late To Save Her The ButtMad Has Grown To Great As I Have Just Leaked Her Less Than DeVestating Gayry Mod Hack She Has No Choice But To CoMmit SuiCide Also If You Even Dare Try To Stop Her From Killing HerSelf I Will NoTify By BroTher Who Is CapTain Of The West Allis WisConsin PoLice Force And He Will Come To Your House And PerSonally Arrest You For AttemPted Murder Thrown In The Brig For ApproXimately Twenty Years Central Time So Tell Me Is It Worth It [2:36:30 PM] fr1kin: MyGot Le TollEr [2:39:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hello All Tyler Wearing Here Sorry EveryBody But Im The One Who Has The Highest InTelligence QuoTient Here I Have DeVeloped My Own Language Also Known As ForMal Speech Which By The Way You Can Learn It YourSelf By Buying My New York Times Best Selling ElecTronic Book How To Speak ForMal LanGuage By Tyler Wearing For The Low Price Of Twenty United States Dollars Via PayPal Not To MenTion I Have Made The Most DeVestating Gayry Mod Hack In Gayry Mod HiStory Not To MenTion That I Am Quite PossiBly The Most SuccessFul EntrePenEur In ReCent Years With A Net Worth Of ApproXimately Two HunDred Million United States Dollars Via PayPal [2:40:35 PM] fr1kin: Two HunDred Million United States Dollars Via PayPal [2:40:40 PM] fr1kin: ahahaha [2:42:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: AhAhAhAhAhAhAhAh Ha Skiddie Noob Bitch Thinks That NaTural SeLection Still Exists In ToDays Society If That Were The Case All Of You Downs SynDrome MongoLoids Who FreQuent This FoRum Would Be Dead By Now Oh By The Way That Doesnt InClude Me BeCause I Am Super Smart And Have A Very AcTive Social Life [2:43:29 PM] fr1kin: I Got So Many Hunnies They Are CurrEnttLy BlowIng My Penis As I Speak [2:50:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hello All CriTically Acclaimed Coder Hacker HackTivist Chef Hacky Sack Player MyGot Griefer ReViewer And ParTier Tyler Wearing Here Also Known As A Big Deal To ReView This PoPular Hack Forums ProDuct Called Snow Booter Now As You All Know I Have DeVeloped The Most DeVestating Booter In Hack Forums HiStory Also Called SubAtomic Booter Which Can OutPut A Staggering EighTeen Point Seventy Four GigaBits Per Second Of User DataGram Packets But I Figured I Would Give This A Try BeCause Im Bored And Have Enough Of The Big Bucks To Spend My Money On UseLess Things So I Get My Log In And Try To Boot Google Dot Com Which Shouldnt Be That Hard Of A TarGet As SubAtomic Booter Has TaKen It Down NumeRous Times But No Google Didnt Even Lag At All Like What The Fuck Talk About A Waste Of Twelve United States Dollars Via PayPal Not To MenTion That It Can Only Boot Six Hundred SeConds Or For All Of You DumbFucks Let Me Do The Math For You Six HunDred Seconds DiVided By One HunDred Twenty Seconds MultiPlied By Two Equals Ten Minutes While SubAtomic Booter Is CapaBle Of Booting For ApproXimately EighTeen Hours And Twenty Two Seconds Also My BroTher Who Is A Cop AlerTed Me That This Is Highly Illegal So I ReCommend You Cease And DeSist ImmeDiately [2:53:18 PM] fr1kin: pollyzoid is the guy that made hera? [2:53:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [2:53:30 PM] fr1kin: how many people have tried to get past HAC [2:53:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [2:53:43 PM] fr1kin: i know he did [2:53:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: He didn't bypass it. [2:53:52 PM] fr1kin: what people do you know tried [2:53:59 PM] fr1kin: i said tried [2:54:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: Specifically? [2:54:13 PM] fr1kin: just somewhat good coders [2:54:17 PM] fr1kin: c0bra, pollyzoid [2:54:22 PM] fr1kin: gbps? helix? [2:54:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: HeX. [2:54:38 PM] fr1kin: did helix try? [2:54:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [2:54:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Benboost tried. [2:54:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hahahahaha. [2:54:51 PM] fr1kin: not good [3:17:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: What's with black bitches and shaking their asses [3:18:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtZXfXIBSzI [3:19:08 PM] fr1kin: i wish SOPA was passed [3:19:53 PM] fr1kin: wtf i cant pirate ;-; [3:20:04 PM] fr1kin: dislike unconstitutional [3:20:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: I wish a lot of things were passed. [3:20:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: No effect on me. [3:20:24 PM] fr1kin: AntiDownsSynDrome [3:20:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: But it pisses people off when their so-called human rights are violated. [3:20:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: Apparently piracy is a human right. [3:25:20 PM] fr1kin: i think it's time for another tyler video [3:25:28 PM] fr1kin: this time im going to use [3:25:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Don't know the password. [3:25:31 PM] fr1kin: hera [3:25:39 PM] fr1kin: really [3:25:44 PM] fr1kin: U Lost The PassWord [3:25:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: Really. [3:25:50 PM] fr1kin: What About The EMail\ [3:26:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: It's Sykranos' email. [3:26:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: You know he doesn't know the password. [3:26:22 PM] fr1kin: isn't the password tyler hacks [3:26:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [3:27:36 PM] fr1kin: i know it use to be tylerhack [3:27:52 PM] fr1kin: why did you change it? [3:28:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't remember changing it. [3:28:20 PM] fr1kin: so it's the same password [3:28:25 PM] fr1kin: as it has been [3:28:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Try it. [3:29:40 PM] fr1kin: wow [3:29:46 PM] fr1kin: w/e i will make another account [3:29:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: w/e [3:30:18 PM] fr1kin: Dont CriTiTize My Leet Speech [3:35:17 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2aZom [3:35:18 PM] fr1kin: wow [3:37:33 PM] fr1kin: myg0ttylerwearings0ft@gmail.com [3:37:36 PM] fr1kin: pw is tylerhack [3:37:47 PM] fr1kin: now for my video [3:45:34 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2aZKd [3:49:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: FaiL [3:49:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Why is everything called a fail nowadays? [3:49:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: I was watching "50 funniest fails" or something like that on VH1. [3:49:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: And none of them were actually fails. [3:50:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: Some guy riding his bike gets tackled by some huge ass moose. [3:50:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [3:50:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: How is that a fail on his part? [3:50:10 PM] fr1kin: porn bloopers [3:50:30 PM] fr1kin: women drowns in semen [3:50:40 PM] fr1kin: that would fucking sell [3:51:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bukakke. Never tell your password to anyone. 3:50 PM - fr1kin: that would fucking sell 3:51 PM - Dicks Johnson: Bukakke. 5:23 PM - Dicks Johnson: How to bypass any kind of Lua anti-cheat, module or not: Don't use lua to write aimbots, use sourcesdk interfaces. 5:23 PM - Dicks Johnson: SourceSDK interfaces. 5:24 PM - fr1kin: SourceSDK InTerFaces 5:24 PM - Dicks Johnson: Want to respond 5:24 PM - Dicks Johnson: ? 5:24 PM - Dicks Johnson: Damn, I keep forgetting about punctuation now. 5:25 PM - fr1kin: this is a golden moment 5:25 PM - fr1kin: you have never done that 5:25 PM - fr1kin: it looks so weird 5:25 PM - fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2b3is 5:25 PM - fr1kin: i dont know 5:25 PM - fr1kin: if i want to 5:25 PM - Dicks Johnson: You do. 5:25 PM - fr1kin: hes so stupid 5:26 PM - fr1kin: he will just pull more shit out of his ass 5:26 PM - Dicks Johnson: Why does everything you do have to be about silencing the other person? 5:26 PM - fr1kin: because when he does that 5:26 PM - fr1kin: i really cant respond 5:26 PM - fr1kin: it's just stupid 5:26 PM - Dicks Johnson: I can help. 5:27 PM - fr1kin: i will just respond 5:27 PM - fr1kin: "Says the guy that is "making" a full lua api for source games" 5:33 PM - fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2b3Bh 5:33 PM - fr1kin: wtf !! 5:34 PM - Dicks Johnson: No idea. 5:34 PM - fr1kin: those are all ur related channels 5:34 PM - fr1kin: hahaah 5:34 PM - Dicks Johnson: Probably pulled from the videos I frequently post on. 5:35 PM - fr1kin: lol 5:35 PM - fr1kin: the guy that posted "and thats a wrap" 5:35 PM - fr1kin: had his post removeed 5:46 PM - Dicks Johnson: If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payments. 6:03 PM - Dicks Johnson is now Online. 6:08 PM - fr1kin: lets buy botulinum toxin 6:18 PM - fr1kin: got idea for tyler thing 6:18 PM - fr1kin: sign him up on some assassin forum on tor 6:18 PM - fr1kin: they have those 6:19 PM - fr1kin: but you can only access them through tor 6:19 PM - Dicks Johnson: I'll pass. 6:19 PM - fr1kin: i can make a fake HF product 6:19 PM - Dicks Johnson: No rep. 6:19 PM - fr1kin: [VouChed][Hot] Assassin 6:21 PM - Dicks Johnson: Looking for coder (For chemicalcheats) 6:21 PM - fr1kin: myg0t_le_troller still up? 6:21 PM - Dicks Johnson: No. 6:22 PM - fr1kin: snixzz14? 6:22 PM - Dicks Johnson: No. 6:29 PM - fr1kin: i took 2 vyvanse pills today 6:30 PM - fr1kin: they did nothing 6:30 PM - fr1kin: but now they are working 6:30 PM - fr1kin: both of them at the same time 6:30 PM - fr1kin: my heart rate is going to be so high 6:30 PM - Dicks Johnson: Heart attack. 6:50 PM - Dicks Johnson is now Online. 6:56 PM - Dicks Johnson: So me and some friends were putting in bits of credit card to trickmy schools vending machine o give us free snacks and my friend snitched on me so i got suspended for abusesi g a glitch in th machine. You know how snacks say not for indicidual resale. My school doesn't hav permission to sell the items I brought that up and got suspended to longer. What d you guys think of his? 6:56 PM - fr1kin: Hera Money Coorp 6:57 PM - Dicks Johnson: My parents froze my bank account which had all my money in it and they won't give me my allowance because they are mad that I donate $50/week for a membership on a private server. They say that I foolishly spend my money on useless stuff but that isn't useless. 6:59 PM - fr1kin: poor poor kid 6:59 PM - Dicks Johnson: $50 a week. 6:59 PM - Dicks Johnson: That's more than I make in a year. 7:00 PM - fr1kin: lol 7:02 PM - Dicks Johnson: Got any idea on how to set up a site with XAMPP? 7:02 PM - Dicks Johnson: I have access to Daz's dedi now. 7:19 PM - Dicks Johnson is now Online. 7:20 PM - Dicks Johnson: Got something in the mail saying I have to go to court if I miss anymore days of school. 7:20 PM - fr1kin: holy fuck 7:20 PM - fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2b71O 7:20 PM - Dicks Johnson: I've only missed 6 days. 7:20 PM - fr1kin: valve has like 10 functions 7:21 PM - fr1kin: that call 1 function 7:21 PM - Dicks Johnson: AhAhAhAhAhA Skiddie Noob Using Source Engine SoftWare DeVelopment Kit UnLike Me Who Always Uses SigScanning Not Offsets ConSider Your Cheat Leaked 7:23 PM - Dicks Johnson: Researchers at the United States Holocaust Museum claim that 15-20 million people died in the Holocaust, much higher than previously thought. 7:24 PM - Dicks Johnson: Hitler actually was a pretty cool guy. 7:24 PM - Dicks Johnson: Who else can say they killed an entire country's worth of people? 7:24 PM - fr1kin: killing the jews was pretty mean 7:24 PM - fr1kin: but he did it to gain power 7:25 PM - Dicks Johnson: The jews bitch way too much. 7:25 PM - Dicks Johnson: They act as if they're the only ones who were killed. 7:25 PM - Dicks Johnson: They only made up like 1/4 of the people killed during the Holocaust. 7:25 PM - Dicks Johnson: Everybody else killed deserved it. 7:25 PM - fr1kin: that is a lot for a civilian population 7:26 PM - fr1kin: is there not a ivdebugoverlay.cpp 7:26 PM - fr1kin: wtf 7:26 PM - Dicks Johnson: Yeah, but it's not like he totally wiped out the population. 7:26 PM - Dicks Johnson: They act like he did. 7:26 PM - Dicks Johnson: There were so many fucking Jews in Europe. 7:26 PM - Dicks Johnson: That 5 million is pretty negligible. 7:27 PM - Dicks Johnson: But, the Holocaust isn't the "worlds biggest evil" as so many people claim it to be. 7:27 PM - Dicks Johnson: Nor was Hitler the most evil man to live. 7:28 PM - Dicks Johnson: More like the most briliant military mastermind ever to live. 7:45 PM - Dicks Johnson is now Online. 7:48 PM - Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3280851 7:48 PM - Dicks Johnson: http://i.imgur.com/HhmW9vj.png 7:48 PM - Dicks Johnson: REALISTIC 7:50 PM - fr1kin: http://i.imgur.com/uG6V6QN.png 7:50 PM - fr1kin: real 7:50 PM - fr1kin: ok this is a troll 7:50 PM - Dicks Johnson: Vouch for writing straight letters on a rounded surface. 8:12 PM - Dicks Johnson is now Online. 8:13 PM - Dicks Johnson: Real talk. I kill niggas. 8:17 PM - Dicks Johnson: Thank you for registering on Hack Forums, le_troller_alt2. 8:22 PM - Dicks Johnson: Hello All CriTically Acclaimed Coder Hacker HackTivist Chef Hacky Sack Player MyGot Griefer ReViewer And ParTier Tyler Wearing Here Also Known As A Big Deal To ReView This PoPular Hack Forums ProDuct Called Snow Booter Now As You All Know I Have DeVeloped The Most DeVestating Booter In Hack Forums HiStory Also Called SubAtomic Booter Which Can OutPut A Staggering EighTeen Point Seventy Four GigaBits Per Second Of User DataGram Packets But I Figured I Would Give This A Try BeCause Im Bored And Have Enough Of The Big Bucks To Spend My Money On UseLess Things So I Get My Log In And Try To Boot Google Dot Com Which Shouldnt Be That Hard Of A TarGet As SubAtomic Booter Has TaKen It Down NumeRous Times But No Google Didnt Even Lag At All Like What The Fuck Talk About A Waste Of Twelve United States Dollars Via PayPal Not To MenTion That It Can Only Boot Six Hundred SeConds Or For All Of You DumbFucks Let Me Do The Math For You Six HunDred Seconds DiVided By One HunDred Twenty Seconds MultiPlied By Two Equals Ten Minutes While SubAtomic Booter Is CapaBle Of Booting For ApproXimately EighTeen Hours And Twenty Two Seconds Also My BroTher Who Is A Cop AlerTed Me That This Is Highly Illegal So I ReCommend You Cease And DeSist ImmeDiately BeFore He Throws You In Jail For ApproXimately Twenty Seven Years Or For You DumbFucks Let Me Do The Math For You Seven HunDred ThirTy MultiPlied By One HunDred Eight Equals SevenTy Eight ThouSand Eight HunDred Fourty DiVided By Four Equals NineTeen ThouSand Seven HunDred Ten Days In PriSon So You Tell Me Is It Worth It Bitch 8:23 PM - fr1kin: change gigabyte 8:23 PM - fr1kin: to TeraByte 8:23 PM - Dicks Johnson: Okay. 8:23 PM - fr1kin: admins are gonna start perma banning you 8:24 PM - Dicks Johnson: Blow me a kiss, and I'll blow one back in the shape of my dick. 8:30 PM - Dicks Johnson: Banned. 8:30 PM - fr1kin: wow 8:30 PM - fr1kin: WoWFaSt 8:30 PM - Dicks Johnson: Whenever I get banned, I try to get Sykranos to ask Tyler why he reported me. 8:32 PM - Dicks Johnson: 9:31 PM - the professenal troller: why did you report dicks johnsons post 9:31 PM - =(: why does he blame me 9:31 PM - =(: im in game 9:31 PM - =(: i didnt 9:31 PM - =(: report 9:31 PM - =(: his 9:31 PM - =(: stupid 9:31 PM - =(: fucking 9:31 PM - =(: post 9:31 PM - =(: i dont even know where hes posting them 9:31 PM - =(: you just send me them 9:32 PM - the professenal troller: yes u did 9:32 PM - =(: okay 9:32 PM - =(: whatever you say 8:37 PM - Dicks Johnson: I need some programs to claim credit for. 8:37 PM - fr1kin: LOIC 8:37 PM - fr1kin: Hades 8:37 PM - fr1kin: FireHack 8:37 PM - Dicks Johnson: Link to the old Enhanced Aim crack. 8:37 PM - Dicks Johnson: Put it on Sharecash. 8:38 PM - Dicks Johnson: I Cracked This All By MySelf 8:38 PM - fr1kin: sharecash is butttttttt 8:38 PM - Dicks Johnson: Exactly. 8:38 PM - Dicks Johnson: If somebody actually does it, they are going to be PISSED 8:38 PM - fr1kin: lol make the sharedcash 8:38 PM - fr1kin: download 8:38 PM - fr1kin: have a .txt 8:39 PM - fr1kin: that has a link to another sharedcash 8:40 PM - Dicks Johnson: Thank you for registering on Hack Forums, le_troller_alt3. 8:41 PM - Dicks Johnson: Going to rar the text file. 8:41 PM - fr1kin: Please welcome our newest member, le_troller_alt3 [8:45:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Got a link to the 2011 DBS crack? [8:45:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nevermind, tobys.dk has it. [8:45:48 PM] fr1kin: nope [8:50:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://speedyfiles.net/file/0Q6Ox Add Me On Steam For More InFormation Or If You Would Like To ByPass The Next SurVey Also Taking CraCking Jobs Right Now For Fourty United States Dollars Via PayPal Which Is ConVenienTly The Same Price As Hera If You Want To Buy A Good Cheat InStead http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040553376 [9:00:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3298606 [9:00:32 PM] fr1kin: what hack is it? [9:00:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: Enhanced Aim. [9:00:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: From 2011. [9:01:15 PM] fr1kin: lol denmark [9:01:21 PM] fr1kin: organner is from poland [9:01:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Oh, well. [9:07:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3290603&pid=30955257#pid30955257 [9:07:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: I have the highest IQ on HF. [9:08:29 PM] fr1kin: do you know your IQ? [9:08:33 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [9:10:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3298606 [9:10:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Updated the thread. [9:10:48 PM] fr1kin: GAHAH [9:10:51 PM] fr1kin: WOW [9:10:56 PM] fr1kin: where di you get that [9:11:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Google advanced search for large images. [9:23:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, and we'll fuck her. That's right, we'll fuck her, because at Big Bill Hell's we fuck you're fucked six ways from Sunday. [9:33:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: AhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA Ha You Think You Can Troll Me How About No Being The Master Of All Trolling Im Afraid You Will Find That I Am ComPletely UnTrollable This Didnt Work Zero Out Of Ten Bad Troll [9:37:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Your forum account is currently banned. Ban Reason: http://www.hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=1696530 Ban will be lifted: 03-05-2013, 09:37 PM [10:34:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://static.adzerk.net/Advertisers/c1e01603c0044aecac7d6ffaef7bae72.gif [10:35:09 PM] fr1kin: rofl [10:35:19 PM] fr1kin: Oh I Found You [10:35:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://static.adzerk.net/Advertisers/9c48e9777d9449c99cf330646711bbfb.gif [10:36:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo [10:36:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: This song. [10:49:09 PM] fr1kin: Big Booty [10:49:40 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bd0f [10:49:44 PM] fr1kin: this is sad [10:49:47 PM] fr1kin: Just Dance 3 [10:49:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: What's the list for? [10:50:23 PM] fr1kin: best selling games of 2011 [10:50:32 PM] fr1kin: i thought skyrim would be second [10:50:38 PM] fr1kin: but i forgot about humanity [10:50:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: All of these games are booty water. [10:51:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Best selling game of 2011 should be Mario Kart 7. [10:51:13 PM] fr1kin: or mario party 17 [10:51:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bioshock 2. [10:52:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nevermind, that was 2010. [10:52:21 PM] fr1kin: the new bioshock is coming [10:52:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. [10:52:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: Infinite. [10:52:28 PM] fr1kin: it looks really nice [10:52:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: I've beaten both Bioshock 1 and 2 like 20 times. [10:52:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: Going to buy it when it comes out. [10:52:55 PM] fr1kin: though i dont know how rapture went from under water to air [10:53:05 PM] fr1kin: break that puppies neck [10:53:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't think it's rapture anymore. [10:53:16 PM] fr1kin: break that puppies neck' [10:53:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: First game was the best in the series. [10:53:50 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FXY6fpoaKY [10:54:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: That is some shit quality. [10:54:26 PM] fr1kin: makes my hands get stiff [10:54:33 PM] fr1kin: makes me wanna hurt someone [10:54:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: Doesn't sound that bad. [10:54:57 PM] fr1kin: it's not that [10:55:03 PM] fr1kin: its just makes me wanna hurt someone [10:55:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: Ever played System Shock? [10:55:14 PM] fr1kin: no [10:55:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: Download it. [10:55:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't see how Team Fortress 2 didn't end up on that best selling list. [10:55:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: It went F2P in 2011. [10:55:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Sold a fuckton of hats. [10:56:29 PM] fr1kin: i've been making a plot for a game for a few months [10:56:40 PM] fr1kin: so if i ever get off my ass [10:56:43 PM] fr1kin: i can make it [10:56:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: Ok EveryBody I Have This Idea For A New GameMode [10:57:09 PM] fr1kin: Hack VerUs LeGit Player [10:57:23 PM] fr1kin: The LeGit Player Has No Idea There Is A Hacker [10:57:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: so there will be pirates and ninjas and guns and u play as the pirate in outer space and have to shoot the ninjas who r trying to jump on ur ship [10:58:03 PM] fr1kin: my games setting isn't in space [10:58:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: Make it a mod first. [10:58:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then if there is enough support, make a full game. [10:58:55 PM] fr1kin: the idea is like any of the elder scrolls game [10:59:00 PM] fr1kin: but it is placed in the future [10:59:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Gay RPGs that have no depth? [10:59:17 PM] fr1kin: and it also has some concepts of bioshock [10:59:27 PM] fr1kin: like genetic enginering [10:59:46 PM] fr1kin: and mechanical things [10:59:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: I've heard of this game before. [10:59:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: Trying to think of the name. [11:00:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: Maybe Savage? [11:00:13 PM] Dicks Johnson: Or The Suffering [11:00:46 PM] fr1kin: it's not like that [11:00:57 PM] fr1kin: but i guess it is an RPG [11:01:51 PM] fr1kin: because you can modify yourself biologically or electronically [11:02:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wouldn't that just be a play on the normal RPG element of leveling up and customization? [11:02:28 PM] fr1kin: i dont want to have leveling up [11:02:53 PM] fr1kin: because everything will be equal in someway [11:03:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: Everything would need to have some kind of drawback. [11:03:10 PM] fr1kin: yeah [11:03:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Like for more powerful modifications, a certain ailment like maybe -30 of your original health when equipped. [11:03:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Or 25% chance of missing. [11:03:47 PM] fr1kin: my main idea is having it placed in the stratosphere [11:03:54 PM] fr1kin: where the air is thin [11:04:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Limited oxygen? [11:04:17 PM] fr1kin: so vehicels can travel quickly [11:04:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: I think something like Doom 3 had would be cool. [11:04:43 PM] fr1kin: doom 3 is very closed [11:04:51 PM] fr1kin: im not aiming for spooky [11:04:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: Where in certain spots you need to go out to the surface, you needed oxygen to breathe, and it was limited so you had to rush. [11:05:45 PM] fr1kin: well the idea is like bioshock infinite [11:05:52 PM] fr1kin: floating islands [11:06:20 PM] fr1kin: but the fact it's in the stratosphere [11:06:28 PM] fr1kin: makes it so you can travel to places quickly [11:06:47 PM] fr1kin: with what i think some type of hover board or some shit [11:07:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: Unreal Tournament 3. [11:07:14 PM] fr1kin: yeah [11:07:25 PM] fr1kin: but it will allow you to attack on the ground and in the air [11:07:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: Maybe the ability to add customizations to the board. [11:07:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: Trick it the fuck out with like spikes on the wheels or something. [11:07:58 PM] fr1kin: TURBO CHARGERS [11:08:01 PM] fr1kin: xD [11:08:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: So you can just ride by and chop people up. [11:08:21 PM] fr1kin: the idea is that it saves you if you fall off a building [11:08:29 PM] fr1kin: or platform [11:08:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: Epona's song. [11:08:51 PM] fr1kin: wtf [11:09:08 PM] fr1kin: oh [11:09:10 PM] fr1kin: zelda [11:09:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: You've never played OOT? [11:09:18 PM] fr1kin: i never finished it [11:09:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: Confirmed homo. [11:09:37 PM] fr1kin: my brother deleted my profile [11:09:48 PM] fr1kin: and i hated one level [11:09:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: That's when you start a new one. [11:09:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Water temple. [11:09:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: Everybody hates it. [11:09:55 PM] fr1kin: so i just gave up [11:10:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: I got stuck in the water temple twice on the 3DS version. [11:10:20 PM] fr1kin: hahaha [11:10:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: There is a bug where if you use a key in the wrong place, you get totally stuck. [11:10:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: So I've restarted that game twice. [11:11:05 PM] fr1kin: the problem with zelda [11:11:09 PM] fr1kin: with me atleast [11:11:17 PM] fr1kin: is the mazes it puts you through [11:11:31 PM] fr1kin: i hate jumping back and forth to certain areas [11:11:36 PM] fr1kin: over and over again [11:11:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nintendo hates hard games. [11:11:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: So any maze they make you do won't be that hard. [11:11:56 PM] fr1kin: it's not hard but it's fucking annoying [11:12:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: That's in most adventure games. [11:12:07 PM] fr1kin: its like [11:12:09 PM] fr1kin: hit this [11:12:10 PM] fr1kin: run there [11:12:14 PM] fr1kin: make it in time [11:12:25 PM] fr1kin: whoever made that concept [11:12:27 PM] fr1kin: is a fucker [11:12:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes, but it does it well. [11:12:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Other games are just fucking annoying with it. [11:12:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: It gets you to the point where you are slightly annoyed. [11:13:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: But that makes it more rewarding when you actually finish it. [11:13:07 PM] fr1kin: my fav game is mercenaries [11:13:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Plus they usually award you with a new item or something after mazes. [11:13:27 PM] fr1kin: it has puzzles [11:13:30 PM] fr1kin: but not fucking [11:13:43 PM] fr1kin: trapped in some building opening doors [11:13:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: You would hate Final Fantasy X. [11:14:01 PM] fr1kin: it is the only open world game i have beaten [11:14:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: Game has 60+ hours of gameplay and most of it is complex puzzles. [11:14:25 PM] Dicks Johnson: You can literally spend 5 hours doing one puzzle in that game. [11:14:33 PM] fr1kin: i like puzzles like in hl2 [11:14:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: In a lot of them if you mess up once you have to start over. [11:14:42 PM] fr1kin: but when im trapped in some place [11:14:48 PM] fr1kin: for an extended period of time [11:14:53 PM] fr1kin: i get annoyed [11:14:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: Same. [11:15:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: Makes me lose interest in the game. [11:15:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: Though if I enjoyed the game up to that point, I'll usually at least spend a few hours trying to get past it. [11:20:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: I should stick another server on this dedicated server. [11:20:38 PM] Dicks Johnson: Already running 2 Source servers. [11:27:22 PM] Dicks Johnson: Would you consider getting a boob job as spending or investing? [11:27:41 PM] fr1kin: depends [11:27:50 PM] fr1kin: who you are working with [11:27:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just in general. [11:28:04 PM] fr1kin: if you are not a tranny bitch [11:28:07 PM] fr1kin: then spending [11:28:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: "Boob job" as in breast implants. [11:29:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wouldn't getting breast implants make you more attractive to a man? [11:29:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Whom you can then use for money. [11:29:19 PM] fr1kin: i know [11:29:29 PM] fr1kin: but people wont wany boobs unless you are a bitch [11:29:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: What man doesn't like boobs? [11:29:53 PM] fr1kin: not many [11:29:58 PM] fr1kin: but men dont like men [11:30:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes. I mean women getting breast implants. [11:30:15 PM] fr1kin: oh yeha that is investing [11:30:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: My teacher was talking about how his sister got breast implants and she is on welfare. [11:30:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: I brought up that it could be an investment, and he got mad. [11:31:48 PM] fr1kin: say you would ride her [11:32:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: I will throw money all over those tits. [11:33:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: 10 10 10 twenties on your titties bitch. [11:33:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knWnMKKEt88 [11:36:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLE4qN4QYzM [11:36:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: I wonder how this hasn't been removed yet. [11:36:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: So much nudity. [11:41:01 PM] fr1kin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi7YZixtnYQ [11:41:21 PM] fr1kin: purity!!!! [11:41:45 PM] fr1kin: those are hot [11:41:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: In the 21st century, scars can't be hidden!!!!!! [11:41:47 PM] fr1kin: look at old [11:41:49 PM] fr1kin: flat tits [11:45:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3298946 [11:45:20 PM] Dicks Johnson: Reposted. [11:46:56 PM] fr1kin: god that is a huge image [11:46:57 PM] fr1kin: haah [11:48:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: 13 visitors, but no downloads. [11:48:08 PM] fr1kin: lol [11:48:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Thanks for the virus bro, always appreciated. :) [11:49:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: OrGanner FanBoy Stepping In For DaMage ConTrol [11:50:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: There is a DayZ mod for GTA:SA. [12:02:44 AM] fr1kin: WarZ Player DayZ Greifer [12:03:01 AM] fr1kin: funny you added that [12:03:06 AM] fr1kin: because nobody likes warz [12:03:12 AM] fr1kin: i wish i knew why [12:03:16 AM] Dicks Johnson: Coding ProdiGy Tyler Wearing Joins WarZ DeVelopment Team [12:03:18 AM] Dicks Johnson: Hipsterism. [12:03:33 AM] fr1kin: that is probably not it because the internet loves hipsters [12:03:49 AM] Dicks Johnson: They hate hipsters. [12:03:55 AM] Dicks Johnson: They just don't realize they are hipsters. [12:04:02 AM] fr1kin: how does GMT has 100players at all time? [12:04:20 AM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2beX8 [12:04:21 AM] Dicks Johnson: Isn't there a bunch of servers? [12:04:26 AM] fr1kin: 2 main servers [12:04:34 AM] Dicks Johnson: Those are just lobbies, I believe. [12:04:39 AM] fr1kin: ye [12:04:44 AM] Dicks Johnson: So it doesn't take that much power. [12:04:45 AM] fr1kin: still have a ton of people [12:05:06 AM] Dicks Johnson: Probably optimized to fuck. [12:05:31 AM] Dicks Johnson: Haven't a lot of the developers been around since Gmod started? [12:05:36 AM] Dicks Johnson: Like Azuisleet. [12:06:12 AM] fr1kin: yes [12:06:38 AM] fr1kin: probably so many exploits [12:06:40 AM] fr1kin: i remember [12:06:47 AM] fr1kin: one of my friends use to exploit the server [12:06:57 AM] fr1kin: and he once spammed the fuck [12:07:14 AM] fr1kin: he spawned couches everywhere [12:07:23 AM] fr1kin: in the lobby [12:07:36 AM] Dicks Johnson: Wasn't as popular as it is now. [12:07:54 AM] Dicks Johnson: I'm sure they've put more effort into fixing the holes in their code. [12:08:14 AM] fr1kin: 1 person [12:08:16 AM] fr1kin: makes it all [12:08:26 AM] Dicks Johnson: I thought they had a whole team now? [12:08:30 AM] fr1kin: now [12:08:36 AM] fr1kin: but for the longest time [12:08:36 AM] Dicks Johnson: ChewGum? [12:09:18 AM] Dicks Johnson: Trying to think of the people who work on it. [12:09:41 AM] Dicks Johnson: Azui, ChewGum, guy who made Flood mod maybe, Spencer Sharkey maybe, didn't Garry himself work on it at one point? [12:09:55 AM] fr1kin: i bet garry helps fund it [12:10:04 AM] fr1kin: because its a huge attraction to garry's mod [12:10:16 AM] Dicks Johnson: I'm sure people buy Gmod just to play it. [12:13:12 AM] fr1kin: wtf [12:13:19 AM] fr1kin: WWII Rp has like 90 players [12:13:31 AM] fr1kin: 71 [12:13:40 AM] Dicks Johnson: I can imagine what goes on there. [12:13:49 AM] fr1kin: i joined once [12:13:58 AM] fr1kin: you spawn as a jew [12:14:05 AM] fr1kin: and people can do whatever they want with you [12:14:10 AM] fr1kin: so you cant do much [12:14:16 AM] Dicks Johnson: "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten" [12:14:22 AM] Dicks Johnson: "MEIN LEBEN" [12:14:28 AM] fr1kin: you have to play to get nazi [12:14:31 AM] fr1kin: and hitler [12:14:39 AM] fr1kin: so you can kill people randomly [12:14:46 AM] fr1kin: so you can see why people play it so much [12:14:57 AM] Dicks Johnson: So whoever isn't a nazi is Russian? [12:15:06 AM] fr1kin: jew [12:15:20 AM] fr1kin: is random servers dead? [12:15:32 AM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [12:15:37 AM] Dicks Johnson: Haven't seen them since the update. [12:15:50 AM] fr1kin: tacoscript wtf [12:15:51 AM] Dicks Johnson: http://randomgs.com/ [12:16:06 AM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bfgy [12:16:07 AM] Dicks Johnson: Isn't Tacoscript notoriously bad? [12:16:08 AM] fr1kin: holy fucking shit [12:16:17 AM] fr1kin: darkrp is [12:16:21 AM] fr1kin: and it's top gamemode [12:16:47 AM] fr1kin: GmodZ [12:16:49 AM] Dicks Johnson: I don't get why people try to argue that DarkRP is good but the community isn't. [12:16:52 AM] Dicks Johnson: Both of them suck cock. [12:19:01 AM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoFfYffCBwg [12:19:12 AM] fr1kin: wtf [12:19:34 AM] Dicks Johnson: Looks boring as fuck. [12:19:44 AM] fr1kin: syk says [12:19:51 AM] fr1kin: they override _R.Player.Nick [12:19:56 AM] fr1kin: and return random shit [12:19:57 AM] fr1kin: lol [12:20:18 AM] Dicks Johnson: They would just use another shared function then? [12:20:38 AM] fr1kin: and Name [12:21:07 AM] fr1kin: this guy is retarded [12:21:12 AM] fr1kin: hes cursing at a tree [12:21:17 AM] fr1kin: and ammo [12:21:21 AM] fr1kin: and a flashlight [12:21:26 AM] Dicks Johnson: Entire video "Oh shit. Oh God. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shiiittttt" [12:21:39 AM] fr1kin: only words he knows in english [12:21:54 AM] fr1kin: "oh moter of fuck aimb ot of cheit fuck 1!!" [12:22:07 AM] Dicks Johnson: I don't see how this can possibly be tense. [12:22:18 AM] fr1kin: you can run faster than the zombies [12:22:22 AM] fr1kin: the few there are [12:22:24 AM] Dicks Johnson: Exactly. [12:22:30 AM] fr1kin: im going to aimbot the fuck out of this gamemode [12:22:38 AM] Dicks Johnson: If you want intensity, go with Amnesia's formula. [12:22:58 AM] fr1kin: amnesia is boring [12:23:05 AM] fr1kin: i played with loud sound [12:23:15 AM] fr1kin: when my parents and brothers were away [12:23:15 AM] Dicks Johnson: But it does a good job at horror. [12:23:17 AM] fr1kin: at night [12:23:29 AM] fr1kin: and it was just boring [12:23:53 AM] Dicks Johnson: Most survival horror games are. [12:24:14 AM] Dicks Johnson: But DayZ tries to be all tense and shit. [12:24:18 AM] Dicks Johnson: You have fucking weapons. [12:24:24 AM] Dicks Johnson: If you have friends, a squad. [12:24:28 AM] Dicks Johnson: You can outrun zombies. [12:24:33 AM] Dicks Johnson: That's not tense, that's just fucking easy. [12:27:20 AM] Dicks Johnson: Thread deleted. [12:27:25 AM] fr1kin: lol [12:27:29 AM] Dicks Johnson: Too bad Sykranos isn't online to tell Tyler to stop reporting. [12:28:09 AM] Dicks Johnson: I'm going to try and get him to blame Tyler every time to see if it pisses him off. [12:28:36 AM] fr1kin: Zmod [12:28:47 AM] fr1kin: that is what sykranos is talking about [12:29:06 AM] Dicks Johnson: That gamemode is some shit. [12:29:11 AM] fr1kin: holy shit that was a hard fart [12:29:35 AM] Dicks Johnson: Have you ever had those shits that come out sideways or something? [12:29:42 AM] Dicks Johnson: And it's like something sharp is poking out. [12:29:50 AM] fr1kin: ye [12:29:55 AM] fr1kin: hurts so fucking much [12:30:15 AM] Dicks Johnson: How would I make it show the K/D ration in the HUD? I'm just making a very basic HUD. Here is my HUD so far. [12:30:21 AM] Dicks Johnson: Why do people always ask dumb questions? [12:30:28 AM] Dicks Johnson: KILL/DEATH [12:30:33 AM] Dicks Johnson: HOW DO I FIND THE RATIO? [12:30:52 AM] fr1kin: hes asking how to make it show [12:31:08 AM] Dicks Johnson: He has the code for other features. [12:31:13 AM] Dicks Johnson: He'd just do it the same way. [12:32:00 AM] Dicks Johnson: I'm going to go eat a banana. Having cramps in my leg. [12:36:57 AM] Dicks Johnson: This is a bomb-ass banana. [12:37:11 AM] Dicks Johnson: I chopped it up and put it on a peanut butter sandwich. [12:43:43 AM] Dicks Johnson: Hey guys, this is my story, so please dont troll... Im Jack, im 14, and i overcame serious depression. In the 7th Grade, i was bullied alot because of my height, which had just reached 5 ft. I faked illness one day to get away from it all, but it didnt make me feel any better. It actually made me feel worse. I had nothing that day, no friends, just complete solitude. Getting worse and worse in sadness, i decided to commit suicide.. I grabbed a power cord and choked myself. Then, something amazing happened. The 1 inch thick powercord popped, then i knew, God was with me, it wasnt my time to go. I persuaded my mom into putting me in a Christian private school. Now, 2 years later, im alive, and im a devout believer in the Lord. I still thank him everyday for what he did for me back then and what he is doing for me now. I just hope that i dont get put through situations like that ever again. [12:44:56 AM] fr1kin: BaBy [12:45:12 AM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck, I'm so old. [12:45:41 AM] Dicks Johnson: All people born in 2000 will be a teenager before the year ends. [12:46:50 AM] Dicks Johnson: This will probably be the last graduating class that was old enough to remember 9/11. [12:49:27 AM] Dicks Johnson: http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/textarticle_640/2013/02/26/lil_poopy.jpg [12:49:29 AM] Dicks Johnson: Swamp donkey. [12:49:41 AM] Dicks Johnson: Holy fuck, I just noticed. [12:49:55 AM] Dicks Johnson: Is that dude in the background fucking huge, or is that the reflection of the light? [12:50:19 AM] fr1kin: huge [12:50:31 AM] Dicks Johnson: His wife getting spanked. [12:50:34 AM] Dicks Johnson: By a 9 year old. [12:52:45 AM] Dicks Johnson: the father of fourth-grader Luie Rivera Jr., who goes by the stage name Lil Poopy. "I find this absolutely absurd. I find it racially tinged, [12:53:18 AM] Dicks Johnson: Why are niggers so quick to call everything racist? He's being accused of child neglect for having his kid in a video with strippers. [12:53:46 AM] fr1kin: niggers [1:01:56 AM] Dicks Johnson: Going to sleep. [1:01:57 AM] Dicks Johnson: Later. [1:02:03 AM] fr1kin: cya [11:55:21 AM] Dicks Johnson: Church fag. [12:10:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Whatever you say, big boy. Get the fuck out of this thread, please. [12:49:30 PM] fr1kin: fagfag [12:49:31 PM] fr1kin: 1!! [1:03:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: fuckboy [1:05:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: 1:11 PM - AM SHOVEL =): oh no 1:11 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i responded to dick's post 1:11 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i think hes ddosing me 1:11 PM - AM SHOVEL =): YEP DDOS 1:11 PM - AM SHOVEL =): Fuck him [1:08:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: 2:07 PM - AM SHOVEL =): hes ddosing me again 2:07 PM - AM SHOVEL =): because i replied to him on hackforums 2:07 PM - AM SHOVEL =): so he got mad [1:49:58 PM] fr1kin: lol? [1:50:08 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't have his IP. [1:50:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: So he's flipping shit over nothing, [1:51:55 PM] fr1kin: "Lol'd. I hope you aren't looking to sell GMod cheats... It's not exactly the best market. Better to go with an SDK based injected hack and make it multi-game." [1:51:58 PM] fr1kin: seriously? [1:52:04 PM] fr1kin: are you fucking serious? [1:52:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Dont ForGet To Write The InJector In __AsM FPU RegiSters [1:52:53 PM] fr1kin: Eos is a garrysmod cheat much like "gHack" and "gInject" without all the terribleness [1:53:03 PM] fr1kin: coded by 2 people that dont know lua [1:53:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: Coded by a bunch of people who know Lua. [1:53:49 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bxya [1:53:49 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bxya [1:53:50 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bxya [1:53:50 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bxya [1:53:50 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bxya [1:53:51 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bxya [1:53:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: Copied by 2 people that don't know Lua. [1:54:00 PM] fr1kin: UHBGEHUEG [1:55:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wii U can handle Crysis 3. [1:55:36 PM] fr1kin: lol shitty ;-; [1:55:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nintendo makes some good systems. [1:55:45 PM] fr1kin: nitendo bad japanese !!! [1:55:49 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't get the hate. [1:55:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: WAHHH I CANT RUN MY SHITTY UNOPTIMIZED GAME ON IT [1:56:02 PM] fr1kin: hate is xbox and ps fanboys [1:56:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: I love Nintendo. [1:56:35 PM] fr1kin: HF dead in seconds [1:56:40 PM] Dicks Johnson: One of the few game companies that sticks to making fun games rather than making innovative games. [1:56:48 PM] fr1kin: for a site with some good programmers [1:56:52 PM] fr1kin: it dies a lot [1:57:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: HTML programmers. [1:57:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: If lua_run_cl worked right I could make an auto-loading lua cheat easily. [2:00:11 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bxN5 [2:00:18 PM] fr1kin: why does he keep asking this question? [2:08:52 PM] fr1kin: "If lua_run_cl worked right I could make an auto-loading lua cheat easily." [2:08:57 PM] fr1kin: carsn [2:22:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: No idea. [2:22:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: What does lua_run_cl have to do with auto-loading a cheat? [2:22:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: Isn't there a function to load scripts in ILuaInterface? [2:23:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: virtual bool FindAndRunScript( const char* strFilename, bool bRun, bool bReportErrors ) [2:26:24 PM] fr1kin: ye [2:26:31 PM] fr1kin: but he wants to auto load [2:26:36 PM] fr1kin: to do that i have my own little secret [2:26:48 PM] fr1kin: MakeLUAEntityNull [2:27:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://i.imgur.com/3kvGxAV.png [2:28:21 PM] fr1kin: wow [2:28:23 PM] fr1kin: amazing!!! [2:28:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: now i dont have to look at my task bar to see if gayry mod is running!!!! [2:29:09 PM] fr1kin: no need to worry if hes a good coder [2:30:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: function NetWrapper() return Net_Wrapper end [2:30:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [2:30:12 PM] fr1kin: net library [2:30:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yes, but what's the point of it? [2:30:31 PM] fr1kin: they have a server? [2:30:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: Instead of Net_Wrapper:func you would have to do NetWrapper():func [2:30:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1251327 [2:32:27 PM] fr1kin: oh [2:32:52 PM] fr1kin: i thought your were talking about chemical cheats [2:32:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nah. [2:33:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: Once again I gotta punch a bitch in her shit. [2:40:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm in the traphouse with my long johns. [2:40:19 PM] fr1kin: long johns [2:40:25 PM] fr1kin: u mean penis [2:40:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: SKURRRR [2:50:05 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bzKg [2:50:07 PM] fr1kin: wow [2:50:39 PM] Dicks Johnson: Why would you delete so much shit? [2:50:57 PM] fr1kin: what a dumbass [2:58:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Minecraft won't launch. [2:59:03 PM] Dicks Johnson: Exception in thread "Minecraft main thread" java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError [2:59:09 PM] fr1kin: lol [2:59:12 PM] fr1kin: update? [2:59:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Tried to force update. [3:01:40 PM] fr1kin: redownload launcher [3:01:46 PM] fr1kin: and clear .minecraft folder [3:01:48 PM] Dicks Johnson: Already did. [3:01:50 PM] fr1kin: but first backup ur maps [3:01:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: Already did. [3:02:07 PM] fr1kin: oh [3:02:09 PM] fr1kin: linux [3:02:24 PM] fr1kin: you need to do something tricky [3:02:29 PM] fr1kin: to get it working on linux [3:02:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yeah, I Googled it. [3:02:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: Trying to lwjgl thing. [3:04:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fixed. [3:05:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Now to see how it runs. [3:05:22 PM] fr1kin: well [3:05:30 PM] fr1kin: garry removed the entire library page [3:05:36 PM] fr1kin: wow smart [3:06:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Dumb ass. [3:06:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: WARNING: Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded? [3:06:23 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't think that's a good sign. [3:07:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: I guess it's kind of playable. [3:07:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: Now to learn Java for l33b haxin [3:07:46 PM] fr1kin: Dick Client [3:07:51 PM] fr1kin: Vouches [3:07:54 PM] fr1kin: NC Bypasses [3:09:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: Do you cheat on it? [3:09:49 PM] fr1kin: yeah [3:09:54 PM] fr1kin: on multiplayer [3:10:00 PM] fr1kin: not single player though [3:10:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: Victor's or your own? [3:10:09 PM] fr1kin: victors [3:10:22 PM] Dicks Johnson: Speedhacks possible? [3:14:01 PM] fr1kin: yeah [3:14:01 PM] fr1kin: but [3:14:04 PM] fr1kin: NC blocks [3:14:11 PM] fr1kin: it works like CSS anticheats [3:14:21 PM] fr1kin: cant move X amount of blocks in X seconds [3:14:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Ah. [3:49:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: Pfff bro i pinched $40 of my dad and he thought i steal his money for drugs, so he told me that if i don't tell the truth he'll call the cops and complain to them... Really the last thing i'd do is take drugs i was just buying cigarettes. [5:11:25 PM] fr1kin: lol [5:11:27 PM] fr1kin: so much better [5:16:15 PM] fr1kin: my antixhit [5:16:21 PM] fr1kin: is finally almost done [5:16:38 PM] fr1kin: i got _G checking [5:16:41 PM] fr1kin: metatable checking [5:16:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nice Try But I Have AlReady ByPassed It [5:16:46 PM] fr1kin: anti-detours [5:17:00 PM] fr1kin: size checks [5:17:02 PM] fr1kin: anything else? [5:17:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: HaHaHaHa MetaTable Checking Little Do You Know That I Have DeToured Those FunCtions [5:17:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hmm... [5:17:10 PM] Dicks Johnson: Whitelisting? [5:17:15 PM] fr1kin: i want to make it easy [5:17:21 PM] fr1kin: enough for stupid people to use [5:17:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: Well, most effective ways require customization based on the server. [5:18:42 PM] fr1kin: concommand.Remove has 3 up values [5:18:43 PM] fr1kin: wtf [5:20:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: tyguy thinks he can do voice recognition. [5:20:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [5:26:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: :24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): >:( 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): ye[ 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i TOLD you someone was 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): stupid noob i needed to get on 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): when im offline 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): it's 90% im being ddosd 6:25 PM - mr noob: well nobody is going to ddos you now 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): liar 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): if i go offline 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): plz stop attack 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): dicks johnson is MAD 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): IDK WHY 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): but i replied to ONE of his posts 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): then he ddosd me 6:25 PM - mr noob: we dont even have your ip [5:29:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: 6:29 PM - mr noob: stop reporting dicks johnsons posts 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i'm going to start reporting them now 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): like i said 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): whenever i see one 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): im reporting it 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): umad 6:29 PM - mr noob: =( [5:31:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: #r00dbois dreams are my reality: >adds me #r00dbois dreams are my reality: AM SHOVEL =): ;( AM SHOVEL =): dicks johnson gets so mad AM SHOVEL =): i replied to one of his posts on HF AM SHOVEL =): and he ddosd me for it AM SHOVEL =): what a kid #r00dbois dreams are my reality: lol. AM SHOVEL =): ;( AM SHOVEL =): he has AM SHOVEL =): literally AM SHOVEL =): no life [5:32:34 PM] fr1kin: he replied like 3 times [5:33:03 PM] fr1kin: lol [5:33:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: #r00dbois dreams are my reality: dix didn't ddos you #r00dbois dreams are my reality: packetcat has been down AM SHOVEL =): yes AM SHOVEL =): yes he did AM SHOVEL =): because #r00dbois dreams are my reality: and his other booter sub ran out #r00dbois dreams are my reality: no he didn't lol AM SHOVEL =): sykranos used the same booter to make an attack AM SHOVEL =): then i came back online #r00dbois dreams are my reality: dood AM SHOVEL =): :) AM SHOVEL =): :))) AM SHOVEL =): :)))) #r00dbois dreams are my reality: >packetcat #r00dbois dreams are my reality: >PACKETCAT #r00dbois dreams are my reality: is dead #r00dbois dreams are my reality: it doesn't worked AM SHOVEL =): idk what booter it is AM SHOVEL =): n00b #r00dbois dreams are my reality: idcks doesn't even have money to buy booters #r00dbois dreams are my reality: i buy the booters he uses [5:33:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: He is fucking STEAMING [5:34:29 PM] fr1kin: he will forever hate you [5:34:31 PM] fr1kin: good job [5:34:35 PM] fr1kin: this is the best thing [5:38:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i know youre only saying that to annoy me 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): noob 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): hacker 6:29 PM - mr noob: noooooooooooooo 6:30 PM - AM SHOVEL =): does he use linux because he thinks it makes him a ~~~hackar~~ 6:30 PM - AM SHOVEL =): omg open source 4 lyfe 6:32 PM - AM SHOVEL =): if i go offline again 6:32 PM - AM SHOVEL =): u stop attack plz [6:00:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: My aunt is beautiful. She's fairly young, blonde, and she's always around. She was here on Thanksgiving wearing a skirt. And she bent down in front of me to pick up some shoes, and I saw everything. She looked back at me and winked, and ever since then I've been crazy about her. I just get this weird feeling. She's just stunning, really. Whenever I'm around her my palms are sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy. Any advice you guys would recommend to me to make this happen? She's gonna be here tomorrow by herself. [6:16:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: Parents just brought me one of these. http://burgersdogspizza.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/walmart2png.png [6:16:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: DROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL [7:09:14 PM] fr1kin: finished my anticheat [7:09:20 PM] fr1kin: well most of it [7:09:25 PM] fr1kin: i coded most of it without testing [7:09:26 PM] Dicks Johnson: Bypassed your anticheat. [7:09:36 PM] fr1kin: and it all worked without me running it once [7:11:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: Hardest part about making something for the public is testing. [7:15:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.bestgore.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/penis-hand-powered-meat-grinder.jpg [7:17:59 PM] fr1kin: lol [7:18:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: What People Searched For To Land Here: brutal girl beaten adam tatum chattanooga human torchure video viedeos of beatings gore beaten and fuck vid girl getting stripped and beaten by 3 other girls girl dies of brutal ass whipping girl beatings videos girl beating humiliation feet video [7:18:42 PM] fr1kin: girl getting stripped and beaten by 3 other girls [7:18:58 PM] Dicks Johnson: Brutal ass whipping. [7:34:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9914/ohjesus.jpg [7:53:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: 5, 6, forget your baby dicks. 7, 8, I'd rather masturbate. [8:08:20 PM] fr1kin: ahhhhhhhhhhhh [8:15:12 PM] fr1kin: i think im almost dOne [9:15:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: Can I see? [9:15:49 PM] fr1kin: going to fix 1 more thing [9:19:03 PM] fr1kin: http://pastebin.com/37pw6FxW [9:19:10 PM] fr1kin: good enough [9:19:16 PM] fr1kin: for today [9:20:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: Wait until a popular cheat comes out. [9:21:01 PM] Dicks Johnson: Then release it for 200% more rage. [9:21:17 PM] fr1kin: popular cheat like? [9:23:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: I don't know. [9:23:26 PM] fr1kin: last step [9:23:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just something that becomes popular. [9:23:41 PM] fr1kin: is to make it so no one can hook' [9:23:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: How could you do that without breaking other scripts? [9:24:14 PM] fr1kin: it's going to be hard [9:24:18 PM] fr1kin: but worth it [9:24:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: nice try but i have just accessed the source sdk interfaces [9:25:02 PM] fr1kin: source sdk interfaces used to hack fbi asm registers [9:25:26 PM] fr1kin: bypassed the LCD check by the CIA's program which by the way it made by a skid [9:25:52 PM] fr1kin: just need to hook in my HDMI outputs to my new PC to create a impossible to detect hack [9:25:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: just installed my brand new hardware hack onto the fbis mainframe [9:26:19 PM] Dicks Johnson: i can now aimbot two enemies to death in a matter of only 10 seconds [9:26:54 PM] fr1kin: what kind of smooth aim should I use/ [9:26:56 PM] fr1kin: lerp? [9:27:01 PM] fr1kin: approach angle? [9:27:06 PM] fr1kin: wait let me answer my own question [9:27:15 PM] fr1kin: im going to use cosine/sine [9:27:22 PM] fr1kin: to make it look more human [9:27:29 PM] fr1kin: no need to reply to this thread anymore [9:28:06 PM] Dicks Johnson: u see lerping the view along the hypotenuse of the longest right triangle on the screen (1280/47.9745^8) and flipping along the z axis i am able to achieve perfectly smooth aim [9:28:26 PM] fr1kin: 1>main.obj : error LNK2001: unresolved external symbol "public: virtual __thiscall ConVar::~ConVar(void)" (??1ConVar@@UAE@XZ) 1>main.obj : error LNK2001: unresolved external symbol "public: __thiscall ConVar::ConVar(char const *,char const *,int,char const *)" (??0ConVar@@QAE@PBD0H0@Z) 1>C:\visual studio 2012\Projects\test\Release\test.dll : fatal error LNK1120: 2 unresolved externals [9:28:28 PM] fr1kin: so fucking dumb [9:28:33 PM] fr1kin: forgets the libraries [9:28:42 PM] Dicks Johnson: Spafic says he's doing good. [9:28:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: From one line of code. [9:29:44 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck, I wish I still had that Nigerian scam post. [9:30:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: The !ATTN FACEPUNCH.COM one about Stan. [9:30:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: And sending $500 to presidentofnigeria@yahoo.cn [9:30:34 PM] fr1kin: lol [9:30:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: I might have to make my own later. [9:31:43 PM] fr1kin: http://puu.sh/2bMoQ [9:42:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: lol skiddie using rpm ?? [9:42:53 PM] Dicks Johnson: i only use sigscan not skiddie noob rpm/wpm or offsets [9:42:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: consider ur shit leaked [9:43:21 PM] fr1kin: themida wont stop me going on my deadly rampage of cheat cracking... [9:43:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: cracked themida ... [9:44:00 PM] Dicks Johnson: scanning vac gate 0xb [9:44:04 PM] Dicks Johnson: overwriting vac ... [9:44:51 PM] fr1kin: wow you are a fucking retard using hardware hacks i just code a hand bot that looks at a screen and determins the position of a player then moves the mouse to hover over the head [9:45:05 PM] fr1kin: it took like 1 hour to build and code [9:45:09 PM] fr1kin: undetected [9:45:20 PM] fr1kin: but requires a nuclear power plant to run [9:45:29 PM] fr1kin: and is as large as my moms ass [9:45:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: wow you are a fucking retard trying to unscramble obfuscated code [9:45:43 PM] Dicks Johnson: just put a hardware breakpoint and scan at luaL_loadstring [9:47:52 PM] fr1kin: we should openly mock him [9:48:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: I make fun of him everytime he posts in the Lua section. [9:50:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: So I met a fat bitch who just loved the dick. [9:53:11 PM] fr1kin: i have to write a poem for english [9:53:16 PM] Dicks Johnson: Poems are gay. [9:53:19 PM] fr1kin: im going to make it a tyler poem [9:53:22 PM] fr1kin: Money Is Red [9:53:30 PM] fr1kin: BuGaTTis Are Blue [9:53:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: I Sell Smash Hit Hacks [9:53:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: How About You [9:53:58 PM] fr1kin: hahaha [9:54:03 PM] fr1kin: i should just turn in that [9:54:08 PM] fr1kin: center it in the page [9:54:12 PM] fr1kin: and turn it in [9:54:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: Come up with something super misogynistic and put it down. [9:54:41 PM] fr1kin: im just going to write a tyler poem [9:54:49 PM] fr1kin: make the font 72 [9:54:51 PM] fr1kin: and turn it in [9:55:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: Take a pic of it printed out. [9:55:40 PM] fr1kin: alright [9:55:51 PM] fr1kin: font size [9:55:54 PM] fr1kin: 96 [9:57:12 PM] fr1kin: already at 4 pages [9:57:19 PM] fr1kin: and i have just written his name [9:57:55 PM] fr1kin: A PoEm By Tyler WeaRing The Critically Acclaimed Hacker Coder Chef HackTivist DayZ Greifer WarZ Player Party AniMal [9:57:59 PM] fr1kin: what else do i need [9:58:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: Rapper [9:58:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: WarZ DeVeloper [9:58:24 PM] Dicks Johnson: Linux EnThusiast [9:58:27 PM] Dicks Johnson: Master Troller [9:58:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Call Of Duty SpeCialist [9:58:47 PM] Dicks Johnson: ReViewer [9:59:44 PM] fr1kin: BillionAire [10:00:38 PM] fr1kin: A PoEm By Tyler WeaRing The Critically Acclaimed Hacker Coder Chef HackTivist DayZ Greifer WarZ Player Party AniMal ReViewEr Rapper Model WarZ DeVeloper LinUx Enthusiast Master Troller Call Of Duty Specialist And BillionAire And Soon To Be Critically Acclaimed Poet [10:00:42 PM] fr1kin: 7 pages [10:01:46 PM] Dicks Johnson: I have to dump ASS [10:02:39 PM] fr1kin: A PoEm By Tyler WeaRing The Critically Acclaimed Hacker Coder Chef HackTivist DayZ Greifer WarZ Player Party AniMal ReViewEr Rapper Model WarZ DeVeloper LinUx Enthusiast Master Troller Call Of Duty Specialist And BillionAire And Soon To Be Critically Acclaimed Poet Money Is Red BuGaTtis Are Blue I Sell Smash Hit Hacks How About You [10:14:28 PM] Dicks Johnson: She got a big booty. [10:14:32 PM] Dicks Johnson: Probably make a big doodie. [10:16:52 PM] Dicks Johnson: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/archive/025.jpg [10:17:51 PM] fr1kin: wtf [10:18:02 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okRUrxvngCc [10:18:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: Summary? [10:18:53 PM] fr1kin: it's just an abandoned city [10:18:57 PM] fr1kin: on a rock [10:19:00 PM] fr1kin: so weird [10:29:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: We gettin' faded, yeah keep hittin' that weed. [10:29:45 PM] fr1kin: i wonder why people want to tear down this city in the middle of the ocean [10:30:01 PM] fr1kin: nothing can be put there [10:32:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Fuck With Dre Day is almost 20 years old. [10:32:37 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [10:40:12 PM] Dicks Johnson: How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo. [10:40:47 PM] fr1kin: why [10:40:56 PM] Dicks Johnson: I am rich. [10:41:02 PM] fr1kin: tyler [10:41:04 PM] fr1kin: :) [10:41:14 PM] Dicks Johnson: le ddos face =0 [10:45:54 PM] Dicks Johnson: When watching a black movie at the theater, it's okay to pull your pistol out and "bust caps" if you like the movie. If you aren't a suspect being led away, remind the media that they wouldn't be airing this incident if it were white people watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Make sure the cameras are rolling when you say it. [10:49:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!" [10:54:29 PM] Dicks Johnson: Nintendo DS has 4MB of RAM. [10:54:30 PM] Dicks Johnson: wtf [10:55:25 PM] fr1kin: TeamDawgehz 7 hours ago So, you're saying that to stop losing lives, we must throw away more. dude, its not the zombie apocalypse, its cancer. Killing everyone with it doesn't stop it. We need a cure, not a panic mission. Reply · in reply to DamagedBot [10:56:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Killing people with cancer doesn't stop it from spreading. [10:56:14 PM] fr1kin: i know [10:56:21 PM] fr1kin: this kid is so stupid [11:03:22 PM] fr1kin: i hate writing [11:03:27 PM] fr1kin: i hate semicolons [11:03:55 PM] Dicks Johnson: if( ;1 ;+1 == 2; ) [11:04:11 PM] fr1kin: can you correct my bad grammar [11:04:34 PM] Dicks Johnson: Okay. [11:04:46 PM] fr1kin: wait 1 sec [11:04:54 PM] fr1kin: why must this shit take so long to load [11:06:36 PM] fr1kin: Yeah because lua_run_cl sends the code to the server. From there the server verifies if the code is allowed to run; if so, then the server sends it back to the client and the client runs that code. [11:06:58 PM] fr1kin: i cant get the semicolons right [11:07:35 PM] Dicks Johnson: Yeah, because lua_run_cl sends the code to the server; from there the server will verify if the code is allowed to run. If so, the server will send the code back to the client and it will run that code. [11:07:46 PM] fr1kin: ty [11:10:43 PM] fr1kin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEmXLMh__2U [11:11:03 PM] fr1kin: BobJimJoe is hilarious [11:11:41 PM] Dicks Johnson: I kind of want a dragon dildo. [11:11:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just as a conversational piece. [11:11:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: How many people do you know have a dragon dildo? [11:12:02 PM] fr1kin: wizard [11:12:18 PM] Dicks Johnson: Well, I might be back in a few. [11:25:50 PM] fr1kin: im going to sleep [11:25:52 PM] fr1kin: cya [4:04:51 PM] Dicks Johnson: Back on Windows. [4:04:59 PM] fr1kin: how [4:05:09 PM] Dicks Johnson: I'm a G. [4:05:48 PM] fr1kin: Just Used A Little ProGram Called Tyler Hack On WinDows WhiCh ByPasses The __MetaTable Checks In KerNal WinDows And Tells That Shit To Not Boot In Shit Mode [4:06:02 PM] Dicks Johnson: I just made a new partition. [4:06:05 PM] Dicks Johnson: Extracted the Windows intall files to it. [4:06:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: And installed through that. [4:06:27 PM] fr1kin: trololololo :_ [4:06:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Now to delete the old partitions. [4:09:36 PM] Dicks Johnson: Did you save Tyler chat logs? [4:09:40 PM] fr1kin: ye [4:09:45 PM] Dicks Johnson: Send? [4:09:48 PM] fr1kin: Steam Chatlogger++ bich [4:11:33 PM] fr1kin: [5:26:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: :24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): >:( 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): ye[ 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i TOLD you someone was 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): stupid noob i needed to get on 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): when im offline 6:24 PM - AM SHOVEL =): it's 90% im being ddosd 6:25 PM - mr noob: well nobody is going to ddos you now 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): liar 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): if i go offline 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): plz stop attack 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): dicks johnson is MAD 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): IDK WHY 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): but i replied to ONE of his posts 6:25 PM - AM SHOVEL =): then he ddosd me 6:25 PM - mr noob: we dont even have your ip [5:29:31 PM] Dicks Johnson: 6:29 PM - mr noob: stop reporting dicks johnsons posts 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i'm going to start reporting them now 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): like i said 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): whenever i see one 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): im reporting it 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): umad 6:29 PM - mr noob: =( [5:31:57 PM] Dicks Johnson: #r00dbois dreams are my reality: >adds me #r00dbois dreams are my reality: AM SHOVEL =): ;( AM SHOVEL =): dicks johnson gets so mad AM SHOVEL =): i replied to one of his posts on HF AM SHOVEL =): and he ddosd me for it AM SHOVEL =): what a kid #r00dbois dreams are my reality: lol. AM SHOVEL =): ;( AM SHOVEL =): he has AM SHOVEL =): literally AM SHOVEL =): no life [4:11:48 PM] fr1kin: [5:33:11 PM] Dicks Johnson: #r00dbois dreams are my reality: dix didn't ddos you #r00dbois dreams are my reality: packetcat has been down AM SHOVEL =): yes AM SHOVEL =): yes he did AM SHOVEL =): because #r00dbois dreams are my reality: and his other booter sub ran out #r00dbois dreams are my reality: no he didn't lol AM SHOVEL =): sykranos used the same booter to make an attack AM SHOVEL =): then i came back online #r00dbois dreams are my reality: dood AM SHOVEL =): :) AM SHOVEL =): :))) AM SHOVEL =): :)))) #r00dbois dreams are my reality: >packetcat #r00dbois dreams are my reality: >PACKETCAT #r00dbois dreams are my reality: is dead #r00dbois dreams are my reality: it doesn't worked AM SHOVEL =): idk what booter it is AM SHOVEL =): n00b #r00dbois dreams are my reality: idcks doesn't even have money to buy booters #r00dbois dreams are my reality: i buy the booters he uses [5:33:15 PM] Dicks Johnson: He is fucking STEAMING [5:34:29 PM] fr1kin: he will forever hate you [5:34:31 PM] fr1kin: good job [5:34:35 PM] fr1kin: this is the best thing [5:38:07 PM] Dicks Johnson: 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): i know youre only saying that to annoy me 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): noob 6:29 PM - AM SHOVEL =): hacker 6:29 PM - mr noob: noooooooooooooo 6:30 PM - AM SHOVEL =): does he use linux because he thinks it makes him a ~~~hackar~~ 6:30 PM - AM SHOVEL =): omg open source 4 lyfe 6:32 PM - AM SHOVEL =): if i go offline again 6:32 PM - AM SHOVEL =): u stop attack plz [4:11:50 PM] Dicks Johnson: Put it all in a file and send? [4:12:10 PM] fr1kin: uhm [4:12:12 PM] fr1kin: you mean [4:12:14 PM] fr1kin: every chat? [4:12:17 PM] Dicks Johnson: No. [4:12:21 PM] Dicks Johnson: Just the Tyler chats. [4:12:40 PM] fr1kin: sadly i only have [4:12:46 PM] fr1kin: then full chat with you [4:12:53 PM] fr1kin: 155kb [4:12:59 PM] Dicks Johnson: Send it? [4:13:20 PM] fr1kin: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT