12'' inches of destruction




Let me tell you a mighty tale.
Tis a tale about the most grand of all penises.
It stretched across all the land, long and mighty.

This penis went by a name, and that name was: El grande bandito.

Its length only outmacthed by its girth.
This penis covered alot of the earth.

The balls crushed the south.
it created two crators,
the size of our supreme creator.

however, now to our dilemma.

Bandito was so huge and mighty, he covered most of the earth,
and over the course of several years,
the sun,
burnt our hero.

El grande bandito did not find any enjoyment in this.
He twisted and turned and tried to take cover from the sun.

No matter how much he twisted and turn, he could not get away from the sun.
it was almost as if the sun rotated around him, laughing, gloating, looking down on him.

It came to a point where our friend couldnt take it anymore, and he confronted Sun.

''Why do you torment me so?''
'' i am only performing the task of which i was given.''

El bandito did not believe the Sun.

''Leave now or i will destroy you!'' he exclaimed.

a full-blown rap battle proceeded:


Penis:

You're no match for me sun
You should see me when i cum
Spread out gallons of sperm
Put your flame out and you're done

The white flow of death
is what it's called
Cleaning out countries
and my sperm i evolved

El grando bandito
is coming for you now
all you'll be thinking is
who and why and where and how?

You burnt me
Down to a crisp
Now i'm making you
my little bitch. (DAYUUUUUUM)


Sun:

You talk of big things
but i'm the biggest thing there is
A huge ball of flame
just minding my own bizz

I create life
and take it away
so back the fuck up
and stop being so gay (DAMMMMMMMMMMNNN)

you think your so smart
with your sperm-count and all
However i know a few things
like you only have one ball

How do you feel now?
you ejaculating bitch
i'm going to end you 
and laugh while you twitch. (MUH NIGGAH)


After a heated discussion El bandito had had enough, he started peeing on the sun.
The sun ofcourse, did not like this at all.


El grande bandito had taken on a enemy far to might and powerfull.
With one last gasp of air he pointed his tip towards the sun

And fierd.

His cum hit the sun