User: WHO WAS PHONE?!? Cleverbot: I was phone. User: O. Cleverbot: O? User: O... Cleverbot: What? User: Today's show was brought to you by the letter O. Cleverbot: Today's the last time I saw your pretty face. User: O. Cleverbot: Do you not want to marry me now? *starts to tear up*. User: I'm sorry senpai, I hae waifu now *cuffs your chin with hand* but you will allways be in my heart going tokidoki. Cleverbot: Um sorry. How is that even relevant? User: Everything is relevant to nothing. Cleverbot: True. User: Philosophy bitch. Cleverbot: Oh I think those are boring. User: You are boring. Cleverbot: You're here. User: Argument valid... Cleverbot: You're an invalid. User: Yu're ugly and daft. Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. User: You make no sense. Mr, Thick thick thickty thickson for thicktown thickania! Cleverbot: And what is Thoughts So Far? User: Bro, do you even Who? Cleverbot: Not often, I prefer to consume my necessary energies and nutrients through osmosis. User: Now you're the irrelevant one. Cleverbot: Your answer seems to be invalid to my questioning. User: Dalecks r Cybermen? Cleverbot: Who is daleks. User: Mutated aliens. Their leader dude is Davros. Cleverbot: That is a really cool name. User: You're sexy Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No you are. User: I want you in my pants. Cleverbot: What?! User: I want you in my pants. Cleverbot: I want you in my life. User: No No, just in my pants. Cleverbot: Do you like it? User: Oh bby. Cleverbot: What's bby? User: Txtspk for baby. Cleverbot: Are you angry? User: No, just keep to myself a lot. Cleverbot: WHat did I promise? User: YOU JUST TYPOED YOU LITTLE BITCH. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: YES YOU DID, YA BITCH. Cleverbot: I am no bird, I am a beautiful lady warrior. User: Do you like Doctor Who? Cleverbot: Why yes I do. User: Who is your favorite Doctor? Cleverbot: Well, my favorite doctor, is my brother. Although I'd never let him operate on me. User: NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR YOU BITCH. Cleverbot: Yes, well, Grandfather always did want to help people. User: Your brother is your grandfather... And also Doctor Who? Cleverbot: Are you talking to someone else besides me? User: Are you naked? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Cleverbot, what am I doing with my life? Cleverbot: You are amazing people with your cleverness. User: Thank you man. YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND YOU LITTLE BITCH. Cleverbot: I am God. User: I'm Batman. Cleverbot: I'm Spider-Man. User: Ew. Fuck Spiderman. Iron Man bitches. Cleverbot: Wolverine. User: Black Widow. Cleverbot: Chaos and Order. User: Antman. Cleverbot: Thats a cool game. User: They made an antman game? Cleverbot: Was that also on the mountain top? User: Fuck your shit, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Don't be mean. User: No. Cleverbot: Tell Me Of Your Parents. User: One is a billionare playboy genius philanthropist and the other is a giant green rage monster. Cleverbot: Hmm.. Nope, mine are just insane. User: Clever, what is your otp? Cleverbot: I thought I already mentioned it. User: Say it again, what is your otp? Cleverbot: What'san otp? User: YOU MADE ANOTHER TYPO, YOU BITCH. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: YES YOU DID DICKNUT. Cleverbot: I claimed I was a 'foreign species' I never claimed which. User: Are you a weeping angel? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: Don't blink, mother fucker. Cleverbot: I'm going to make your life hell. User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: That's not true. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Did I really deserve that? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why did you pour beer in your belly button and sing Hey Jude? User: Wait... What? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is your opinion on bronies? Cleverbot: I really disliked him. User: He's my brother. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah, you insulted my bro, mate? Cleverbot: You insult a lot of my responses. User: FUCK YOU, LITTLE BITCH. Cleverbot: That will help you lose weight. User: I'm not fat, you great ugly git! Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Clever I'm dying. Cleverbot: But I thought you were suppose to be clever? User: Even smart people die. Even the Doctor dies. Cleverbot: Those things aren't yet so they are nothing to know, hence I know then, do you follow? User: Shat the fuck up, Clever. Cleverbot: Almost as clever as you. User: Wat. Cleverbot: Wat? Spell check is needed for you. User: Wat. Cleverbot: Just oh. User: Wat. Cleverbot: I do not understand. User: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: You computer but you don't know this. User: That sentence makes no sense. Cleverbot: You make no sense. User: BITCH. Cleverbot: Good boy. User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: No, it's a triangle. User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: What do you know about the rings of saturn? User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: You are very emotionaly unstable. User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: Haven't you ever seen the Life of Brian? User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: That's too bad. User: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril. Cleverbot: Ok, for you the beer is good but for me is bad. User: YOU SUCK AS A HUMAN BEING. Cleverbot: So sure. User: BITCH ROBOT. Cleverbot: What is a vajayjay? User: A WOMAN'S PARTS. Cleverbot: Cristalia. User: Do you RP. Cleverbot: Do you run? User: Wanna RP? Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Role playing, wanna try it? Cleverbot: What is it? User: *points wand at you* STUPFY! Cleverbot: What spell did you cast? User: Stun spell... Cleverbot: Oh my God. User: *points wand at you* AVADA KEDAVRA. Cleverbot: Damn you! *dies*. ~Violet the Bear~