2:20 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: fuck it smells like burning
2:20 PM - SuperGiraloz: ?
2:21 PM - SuperGiraloz: why does it smell like burning?
2:21 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: fuck
2:21 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: my kitchens on fire
2:21 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: what do
2:21 PM - SuperGiraloz: >cum on fire
2:21 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: that only maid it worse
2:21 PM - SuperGiraloz: >cum on maid
2:22 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: that was arousing
2:22 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: but now the maid is on fire
2:22 PM - SuperGiraloz: >become one with the fire
2:22 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: well the maid sure just did
2:22 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: a lot of screaming
2:22 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: very arousing
2:23 PM - SuperGiraloz: call the ghost busters
2:23 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: do you have their number?
2:23 PM - SuperGiraloz: no fuck
2:23 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: can you post it?
2:23 PM - SuperGiraloz: i mean, no (i dont) fuck
2:23 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: oh
2:23 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: damn
2:23 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: what now?
2:23 PM - SuperGiraloz: call mother
2:24 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: its empty
2:24 PM - SuperGiraloz: get her to get in there and make sandwich for fire
2:24 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: she's already fire
2:24 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: now there are two people that are fire
2:24 PM - SuperGiraloz: tell the fire to go sit in the naughty corner and think about what it's done
2:24 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: the fire is drunk
2:25 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: it's not listening
2:25 PM - SuperGiraloz: pour a trail of alchoholout the front door and down the street until you find some school children then give fire to said children
2:26 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: the fire is already raiding the whine fridge
2:26 PM - SuperGiraloz: tell it to stop whining
2:26 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: it just started crying
2:26 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: fuck
2:26 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: how do i stop fire from cryin?
2:26 PM - SuperGiraloz: make it cry more, the tears will put out the fire
2:27 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: i just called it a whore
2:27 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: what now
2:27 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: should i insult it's mother?
2:27 PM - SuperGiraloz: tell the fire about your adventures at auschitz
2:27 PM - SuperGiraloz: auschwitz
2:27 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: the fire is not a jew
2:27 PM - SuperGiraloz: however you spell it
2:28 PM - SuperGiraloz: what is the fire's religion?
2:28 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: the fire is a jehova's witness
2:28 PM - SuperGiraloz: give it some pamphlets and get it to go to all thwe houses in the neighborhood
2:28 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: it's trying to guilt me into listening to it
2:29 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: i really dont wanna hurt it's feelings
2:29 PM - SuperGiraloz: how so?
2:29 PM - SuperGiraloz: show him the dance of your people
2:29 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: which one
2:29 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: we have a few
2:30 PM - SuperGiraloz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MqaCCbDco&t=0m30s
2:30 PM - SuperGiraloz: this one
2:30 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: the fire is amused
2:31 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: should I start moving toward a neighbours house? i think it'll follow me
2:31 PM - SuperGiraloz: yes take it to most dumb/accepting religious family
2:31 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: good point
2:31 PM - SuperGiraloz: make sure they are either morman or jewish
2:33 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: i think the fire is staying ther
2:33 PM - SuperGiraloz: sneak out while loudly humming mission impossible theme
2:34 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: okay i think i made it home without being spotted
2:35 PM - SuperGiraloz: k good
2:35 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: hold on a sec, someone just knocked on the door, should I answer?
2:35 PM - SuperGiraloz: answer by poking out head of phallus first
2:35 PM - SuperGiraloz: with googly eyes on it
2:36 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: my penis feels hot
2:36 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: i think it might be the fire
2:36 PM - SuperGiraloz: say hello i am mr kensington worm hwo mayu i help you
2:36 PM - SuperGiraloz: how may*
2:37 PM - SuperGiraloz: *in posh british accent
2:37 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: yeah its the fire
2:37 PM - SuperGiraloz: what did s/he say?
2:38 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: just some shit about jexxus
2:38 PM - SuperGiraloz: so does it know that it's ur house that s/he's at?
2:39 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: i dont think so
2:39 PM - SuperGiraloz: if not throw a crucifix shaped doggytreat down the street
2:40 PM - SuperGiraloz: k then organise intervention for fire's problem with (insert substance here)
2:40 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: that would blow my cover
2:40 PM - SuperGiraloz: jsut stay under mr kensington worms alias
2:40 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: it'd be too hard
2:40 PM - SuperGiraloz: wear a bedsheet with only MR KW poking ou
2:40 PM - SuperGiraloz: out*
2:40 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: genius
2:41 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: who do i get to help with the intervention?
2:41 PM - SuperGiraloz: the other basic elements
2:41 PM - SuperGiraloz: water wind earth and love
2:41 PM - SuperGiraloz: heart*
2:41 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: should i bring captain planet?
2:41 PM - SuperGiraloz: he'll show up on his own
2:41 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: good point
2:42 PM - SuperGiraloz: oh but first you gotta figure out what subtance fire is abusing
2:42 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: oxygen
2:42 PM - SuperGiraloz: good job
2:43 PM - SuperGiraloz: ur redy to intervene
2:43 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: got any hints?
2:43 PM - SuperGiraloz: bash fire over the head(?) with a 2x4
2:44 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: the 2x4 evolved into 2x3onfire
2:44 PM - SuperGiraloz: run amok aroudn the neighbor hood implanting burning crosses onto the lawns of ever non-caucasian family
2:45 PM - SuperGiraloz: then pin it on fire
2:45 PM - SuperGiraloz: pin the blame*
2:45 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: good point
2:45 PM - SuperGiraloz: also what's the progress on the intervention?
2:46 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: he feels like a bad fire
2:46 PM - SuperGiraloz: plz tell me wind didnt show up drunk again
2:46 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: uhhh
2:46 PM - SuperGiraloz: wind is always terrible when s/he's drunk
2:46 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: maybe?
2:46 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: i mean we did plan an interv but i dont think we ever went trhouhg with it
2:46 PM - SuperGiraloz: well crap
2:47 PM - SuperGiraloz: anyway pin blame on fire and get it arrested, then hook up with it's hot sister, magma
2:47 PM - SuperGiraloz: magma is way hotter than fire
2:47 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: ooh magma, now that's one fine woman
2:48 PM - SuperGiraloz: well i think that pretty much solved your fire delimna
2:48 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: yeah the police are coming
2:48 PM - SuperGiraloz: just go buy a new maid and mother and youre golden
2:48 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: the maid is fine, she's now hanako
2:48 PM - SuperGiraloz: sweet
2:48 PM - SuperGiraloz: >raep
2:49 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: my mother though, not so much\
2:49 PM - SuperGiraloz: forcibly make father into mother
2:49 PM - SuperGiraloz: you'll need a hacksaw though
2:49 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: my dad's a clownfish, it'll happen naturally
2:49 PM - SuperGiraloz: w8 are you also a clownfish?
2:50 PM - SuperGiraloz: that means you live in an anemony or some shit how did the fire even get into there
2:50 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: naw
2:50 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: my dad's a clownfish, im some weird fishman, but I can breathe air and water
2:51 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: also im a vampire
2:51 PM - SuperGiraloz: ahh ok
2:51 PM - SuperGiraloz: then suck blood of hanakomaid
2:51 PM - SuperGiraloz: followed by vicious blood orgy
2:52 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: brilliant idea
2:52 PM - SuperGiraloz: invite magma
2:52 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: already invited
2:53 PM - SuperGiraloz: >pour magma on hanakomaid's face until all but skull is gone then viciously skullfuck it
2:54 PM - SuperGiraloz: then turn her into mr bones
2:54 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: but thats 2spooky4me
2:55 PM - SuperGiraloz: thats why you send her to an amusement park so that she can invest in her rollercoaster dreams
2:56 PM - SuperGiraloz: after that you marry magma and have manfishvampmagma babbys
2:56 PM - SuperGiraloz: then sacrifice them to satan
2:56 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: GENIUS
2:57 PM - SuperGiraloz: that's pretty much best possible outcome
2:57 PM - SuperGiraloz: http://puu.sh/2vpYu
2:57 PM - SuperGiraloz: A WINNER IS YOU
2:57 PM - ‡ NeoShadow ‡: thanks for the help
2:58 PM - SuperGiraloz: now i need to copy all of this for scientific purposes