if this was a film i would now say something like follow your heart lets go and et her dude and we would follow her to america lose all our monwy have an epic time traveling across the states i would fuck things up you would have to prove yourself to her you would get together a live happily ever after and everyone would watch it and call you Beta Ben and me Sick Cunt Jailbait warrior T. However we arent that rich, she would probs get really freaked out and we would probs end up getting gang rapped in the broncs by 6 black lads and a half caste midget called prolapse. In this scenario I am pretty sure I would be reduced to a bulubering wreck and you would end up coming out the closet and pick up the bat for the other side. On our return you would try to finger blast me on the sofa of your house and I would have to bang you the fuck out before starting off a new nickname of Ben the Fag. You and Ario would get together and adopt a small asain child who would become a genius like Life of Pi and his best friend would be a bengal tiger but as we live in droitwich and not india his best mate would more than likely be a smack head from the westlands. Anyway not sure where else I can go with this. But umm yeah. Happy New year pal! Cant wait to see you this summer and spend Christas 2015 in the alps of france with you and a baby giraffe called Lawrence!