Hello MongoLoids Critically Acclaimed Hacker Coder Chef HackTivist Griefer Partier And Reviewer Tyler Wearing Also Known As minematrixben Also Known As Fuh_Q_123 Bringing You Another One Of My Reviews ToDay I Will Be Reviewing The Two Builders Two Tools MineCraft Also Known As HomoCraft Server My Good Friend PoliceMike Another Critically Acclaimed HackTivist Recommended The Server To Me And Well I Must Say That I Will Never Take Any Of His Recommendations Seriously AnyMore This Server Is A Steaming Pile Of Shit Ok So I Join The Server And Fall InTo A Pool Of Lava As Soon I Spawn What Kind Of Fucking Server Is This Where You Cant Even Get Out Of The Spawn So I Left For Approximately Thirty Minutes To Code The New And Improved Herus Which Nodus Later Ripped Off Of And Fly Right Out Of The Spawn And Land On SomeBodys Base So I Decide To Grief The Shit Out Of Them Like I Always Do In Gayry Mod ThirTeen Which Is Another Game I Reviewed I Kill Them With My Newly Coded Kill Aura And He Cant Get Out Of The Spawn So He Begs Me In Chat To Purchase Herus Deluxe Edition So He Sends Me Fourty United States Dollars Via PayPal And I Send Him A Copy Of Herus So He Flies Right Out Of The Spawn And Thinks He Can Kill Me Little Did He Know That Herus Users Are UnAble To Kill Each Other Ok So Since I Am Griefing Professional I Go Float Over To Other Peoples Bases And Kill Them All Until Eventually EveryBody But Me Is In The Lava So I Rack Up The Big Bucks From These HelpLess Faggots Who Need Herus Deluxe Edition Just To Get Out Of The Spawn Poor Map Design By The Owner Of This Shitty Server But It Also Got Me The Big Bucks Only One Person Remained And That Was Chris Also Known As The King But Thats An InAccurate Name Because Im The Only King Here Bitch So I Make Him My Bitch And Teach Him How To Respect The Real King Also Known As Me And He Decides He Wants To Join In On The InFamous Deadly Trolling Spree So I Sale Him Herus Deluxe Edition At The Elevated Cost Of Eighty United States Dollars Via PayPal But Just To Add Insult To Injury I Used The Big Bucks From All Of These Herus Sales To Buy My Own Server Which You Can Access At 65.30.50.13 I Believe It To Be The Supreme Server In All Of HomoCraft I Then Proceeded To Cancel Their Herus SubScriptions Because My Terms Of Service State That I Can Do That I Then Was Forced To Load Up SubAtomic Booter And Hit The Server Harder Than A MotherTrucker With Approximately Eighteen Point Seven GigaBits Per Second So I Then Go To The Servers Home Page Which Has A Donate Button Like Wtf This Shitty Server Deserves No Money What Does It Offer Besides A Shitty Community Hack Forums Hippies And A Terrible Map OverAll I Give The Server A Zero Out Of Ten If Your A Real HeteroSexual Man Like Me Join My Server At 65.30.50.13 Oh By The Way It Has Denial Of Service Attack Protection So Dont Even Try It Bitch OtherWise If You Enjoy Being Constantly Killed By Herus Deluxe Users Then Join This Shitty Server