[Alliance]<18:33>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:33>[Paraoka]: or some fake @ss nigguh from 3200
[Alliance]<18:33>[Paraoka]: that acts like hes worth something
[Alliance]<18:33>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:33>[Paraoka]: they said this to my face apolo
[Alliance]<18:33>[Paraoka]: Dauntless: Dear Paraoka we do not want to hurt ur feelings
[Alliance]<18:33>[Paraoka]: Mina: yes we don't want to hurt it
[Alliance]<18:33>[Paraoka]: Striker: man fck that tell him hes not our next gov cause he is black
[Alliance]<18:34>[Paraoka]: щ(ﾟДﾟщ) i said why!!!!!!!
[Alliance]<18:34>[Paraoka]: im a asian trap in a black guys body!!
[Alliance]<18:34>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:34>[Paraoka]: Dauntless said i hate asians they all look the same ಠ__ಠ
[Alliance]<18:34>[Tea]: we do
[Alliance]<18:34>[APOLOCREED]: rofl
[Alliance]<18:35>[Paraoka]: and then they accused Tea for being asian
[Alliance]<18:35>[Paraoka]: because he has aname called Tea
[Alliance]<18:35>[Paraoka]: A.K.A Tea bag
[Alliance]<18:35>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:35>[Paraoka]: bagg
[Alliance]<18:35>[Paraoka]: rumor has it from 3200 he sells Tea Bagg to them
[Alliance]<18:35>[Donyboy]: lmfao para you got serios issues
[Alliance]<18:35>[Paraoka]: and charges them 30% less
[Alliance]<18:35>[Tea]: lol
[Alliance]<18:35>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:36>[Paraoka]: (`･ω･´)ゞ but 1 day god damm eronomy caught us
[Alliance]<18:36>[Paraoka]: they found out about ur Tea Bagg bussiness
[Alliance]<18:36>[Paraoka]: my loyalty in the server got dropped by 80% to 40%
[Alliance]<18:36>[Paraoka]: after they found out we've been selling Tea Baggs to 3200 for alot cheaper
[Alliance]<18:37>[Paraoka]: then 7 and 711 and other friendly alliances
[Alliance]<18:37>[Paraoka]: (￣^￣)ゞ i knew iwas loosing the gov election
[Alliance]<18:37>[Paraoka]: so i told psycchotic listen here little boy if u come over to my house tonight where gonna have some fun _(:3」∠)_
[Alliance]<18:37>[Paraoka]: he said nigguh you ain't straight
[Alliance]<18:37>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:38>[Paraoka]: and then he snitched to dauntless about this!!!
[Alliance]<18:38>[Paraoka]: and then i lost another 5% loyalty!
[Alliance]<18:38>[Agonath]: lol who sets speech text at 10 lmao
[Alliance]<18:38>[Paraoka]: i had only 1 plan left (¬､¬) i had to get agonath our bounty
[Alliance]<18:38>[Paraoka]: we payed him 25 Yellow Flower Tea Baggs aka the baggs of baggons
[Alliance]<18:38>[Tea]: wtf lol
[Alliance]<18:39>[APOLOCREED]: rofl
[Alliance]<18:39>[Paraoka]: (¬､¬) he said this ain't enough son
[Alliance]<18:39>[Paraoka]: so we gave him our Historic Teddy Bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
[Alliance]<18:39>[polarbeer]: apolo u still on
[Alliance]<18:39>[Paraoka]: aka the Whoopie cussion
[Alliance]<18:39>[Paraoka]: and he decided to assasinate Psychotic
[Alliance]<18:39>[Agonath]: Para what drugs do you do
[Alliance]<18:39>[APOLOCREED]: yep
[Alliance]<18:39>[Paraoka]: here is when things went wrong
[Alliance]<18:40>[Paraoka]: Psychotic didn't show up on governer election week
[Alliance]<18:40>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:40>[Paraoka]: Agonath found out we gave him 3 less Yellow flower Tea baggs
[Alliance]<18:40>[Paraoka]: and Tea found out i was paying him less then he had too
[Alliance]<18:40>[Paraoka]: i had my @ss cornerd with people trying to get rid of me
[Alliance]<18:41>[polarbeer]: ok paras oot
[Alliance]<18:41>[Paraoka]: so then we got PolarBeer aka PolarBear
[Alliance]<18:41>[Paraoka]: the Bear that wont snitch
[Alliance]<18:41>[Agonath]: Voe Psychotiv
[Alliance]<18:41>[polarbeer]: aka dony :P
[Alliance]<18:41>[Paraoka]: to go undercover hit psychotic and then steal artemis shoes so he cant leave the house and then get back at my house
[Alliance]<18:41>[Agonath]: vote even
[Alliance]<18:42>[Paraoka]: and then make sure agonath got his 3 extra tea baggs
[Alliance]<18:42>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:42>[Paraoka]: but donyboy was a wise oldman
[Alliance]<18:42>[Paraoka]: he had everything planned with his eyes and ears A.K.A my WIFE
[Alliance]<18:42>[Paraoka]: i had to kill her
[Alliance]<18:42>[polarbeer]: rofl
[Alliance]<18:42>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:42>[Paraoka]: i couldn't let her keep snitching
[Alliance]<18:42>[Paraoka]: ;w; it was a sad day
[Alliance]<18:42>[polarbeer]: apolo wer u gone now lmaop
[Alliance]<18:42>[Mina]: what is going on in here? o.O
[Alliance]<18:42>[APOLOCREED]: right here lol
[Alliance]<18:43>[APOLOCREED]: Mina, the gov story... shhh
[Alliance]<18:43>[Paraoka]: i kept crying щ(ﾟДﾟщ)!!!!
[Alliance]<18:43>[Paraoka]: so i decided to kill psychotic myself!
[Alliance]<18:43>[Paraoka]: i ran in his house kicked his Door
[Alliance]<18:43>[Striker]: holy sht para
[Alliance]<18:43>[Paraoka]: then told him ima fck ur DOG!!!!
[Alliance]<18:43>[Paraoka]: (ヽ `Д´)┌┛★)`З゜) and i kick him!
[Alliance]<18:44>[Paraoka]: then i ran over to his Policy List ᕕ(´ ω` )ᕗ!!!
[Alliance]<18:44>[Paraoka]: and i increased tax rate to 100@@
[Alliance]<18:44>[Paraoka]: and artemis couldn't leave the house because Polarbeer took his shoes!!
[Alliance]<18:44>[APOLOCREED]: lol
[Alliance]<18:44>[Paraoka]: and thats how i won election that week щ(ﾟДﾟщ)!!!
[Alliance]<18:44>[Paraoka]: and i became gov!!!
[Alliance]<18:45>[APOLOCREED]: sounds elaborate,
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: then i went the next day to Cicero house
[Alliance]<18:45>[Mina]: *applauds*
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: i climbed the tree
[Alliance]<18:45>[APOLOCREED]: can you repeate just this 1 tiny detail?
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: i told him im watching you
[Alliance]<18:45>[Agonath]: well done indeed Para
lliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: then i walked like a pimp away
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: nah im fking
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: he walked away with the cops
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: ended up in jail
[Alliance]<18:45>[APOLOCREED]: can you repeate just this 1 tiny detail?
[Alliance]<18:45>[Val0108]: Thats the best story i have ever heard
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: ye
[Alliance]<18:45>[Paraoka]: go for it
[Alliance]<18:46>[APOLOCREED]: ok, id love ot hear it 1 more time this time with Val0108 in it :P
[Alliance]<18:46>[Agonath]: I want to know what Artemis was doing there?
[Alliance]<18:46>[Agonath]: and who stole his shoes
[Alliance]<18:46>[APOLOCREED]: mmm lol
[Alliance]<18:46>[Paraoka]: poohbeer lol
[Alliance]<18:46>[APOLOCREED]: rofl
[Alliance]<18:46>[Paraoka]: if u read the story
[Alliance]<18:46>[Paraoka]: u would have found out
[Alliance]<18:46>[Paraoka]: val0108 was the Tea bagger administrator
[Alliance]<18:47>[APOLOCREED]: i knew that ;)
[Alliance]<18:47>[Paraoka]: he died 6 years later
[Alliance]<18:47>[APOLOCREED]: oh ok, im all good then lol
[Alliance]<18:47>[Paraoka]: by overdose of Tea
[Alliance]<18:47>[APOLOCREED]: rofl
[Alliance]<18:47>[Agonath]: what was Artemis doing there
[Alliance]<18:47>[Agonath]: poohbear stole his shoes
[Alliance]<18:47>[Agonath]: i got taht
[Alliance]<18:47>[Paraoka]: well their was 3 voting player
[Alliance]<18:47>[Paraoka]: me psychotic and artemis
[Alliance]<18:47>[Agonath]: ahhh
[Alliance]<18:48>[Agonath]: Para you want to write books with me?
[Alliance]<18:48>[Paraoka]: okay '3' next story everybody in this alliance are females yuri yuri!
[Alliance]<18:48>[Paraoka]: lol XD