Modifying the fog-of-war manually without a server running affects only the global exposed area (i.e. the entire map), even
if one or more tokens are selected. If you want your changes to apply to individual tokens, start a MapTool server with
Individual Fog enabled (you can leave the Alias field empty to make an anonymous server, if you wish).

This warning will not appear again for this campaign.

Server started; please wait for map to refresh.

Funk has connected.

Funk: (( Chinpo ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( hi ))

Funk: (( Brother-Sergeant Igoris ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I am totally prepared for today ))

Damage has connected.

Taiko has connected.

Damage:

At least give me the other mage token.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

there's only one mage token.

Taiko:

Da Mage

Damage:

But there's two in the token folder in the resources.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

I only see a mage and a mystic

Taiko:

i cant even find my token

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

I'm waiting for everyone to show up

Damage:

It's the old bearded guy with a staff.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

then I'll REVEAL them

Taiko:

what are you looking in, Damage

Taiko:

i don't see any gandalf looking men

Damage:

Resource library at top left -> Tokens

Damage:

There are two mages.

Taiko:

i only see 1 mage and a mystic

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

^

Funk: (( eirei load da campaign ))

Damage:

I see two mages.

Taiko:

you.. you... DOUBLE MAGE

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

can you see it yet

Taiko:

i'm the coolest

Damage: (( test ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( impersonate ON ))

Damage:

?

Damage:

I can't impersonate.

Taiko:

Only Bronov's owners can impersonate or run macros on it

Taiko:

something's broken, eirei

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

oops

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

wait

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

impersonate ON

Lionus Tybalt: (( o k a y ))

Tokens dropped onto map 'map1' by player Damage (Player)

Lionus Tybalt:

That thing.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

.

Funk: (( That is the best mage ))

Lionus Tybalt:

HOW DO I SET THAT AS MY TOKEN

Lionus Tybalt:

n o p e

Bronov: (( did you find a token for ziv zoolander ))

Bronov: (( or zulander rather ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( no but Kawa won't be joining you yet anyway ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Damage what have you done ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Attempted to change my fate

Lionus Tybalt:

But alss

Lionus Tybalt:

alas

Bronov: (( is he not playing until next week ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I guess I should ooc these but eh ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( he's playing when you finish this adventure ))

Bronov: (( use your fate token, Damage ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you can finish it early by dying ))

Bronov: (( you can change your token with it ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( that's always an option ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Or Tatari kills us all. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( That is a reasonable event. ))

Alik: (( Man ))

Bronov: (( shoehorn kawa into this campaign, he can be the truck ))

Alik: (( Remember that time Tatari didn't kill us ))

Alik: (( Me either ))

Bronov: (( who's alik again ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Kawa was just stowawaying on the ship and is only now getting out ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( it won't work ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( What is a Dark Eldar. ))

Bronov: (( some old guy who likes black wallpapers ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

dark eldar what

Alik: (( Like Eldar, but evil ))

Alik: (( Comedy Saturday morning evil ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( It's in the token folder ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( ARE WE FIGHTING IT ))

Alik: (( I HOPE NOT ))

Unknown command: "ooC WHOOPS". Try /help for a list of commands.

Alik: (( WE WILL DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( WHOOPS ))

Alik: (( lol ))

Alik: (( Surprise over ))

Deafiler has connected.

Deafiler:

welp

Lionus Tybalt: (( Damage ruining everything ))

Alik: (( Once again eirei is defeated by technology ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Classic Damage ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( well it's not much of a surprise as you'll soon find out ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( goddamn what is Tatari cooking, some sort of seven course meal. ))

Bronov: (( most of the pani poni songs got removed from utub ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( manchu han feast ))

Bronov: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgOXsgz_urQ ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Dark Eldar is going to come along, kill space marine, and then leave ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Calling it now ))

Bronov: (( token spoilers ))

Kawa has connected.

Alik: (( Maho was the best PaniPoni ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( This is the best SC2 music ))

Deafiler is disconnected.

Kawa:

lewd

Kawa: (( Okay how do I disable the chat noise oh god ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( You don't. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( ENJOY ))

Kawa: (( There we go NO SOUNDS ALLOWED ))

Bronov: (( i won this game with such a decisive victory ))

Bronov: (( why am i so good ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I am going to go get drinks and stuff while waiting for Tatari to finish his ROAST DUCK WITH TRUFFLES or something. ))

Bronov: (( roast duck with truffle stuffing and a side of flap jacks ))

Tatari has connected.

Kawa: (( So I just got like 50 messages at once is that bad ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( it's a good thing you're not playing ))

Alik: (( Your net is so bad Kawa ))

Alik: (( Usually that happens when your disconnect ))

Kawa: (( It's not my net ))

Bronov: (( brb quick piss ))

Kawa: (( It's my life ))

Tatari:

Oh hello Brother-Sergeant Igororr

Deafiler has connected.

Deafiler:

There we go.

Deafiler:

Stupid POS.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( impersonate ON ))

Cale: (( yep ))

Tatari:

How do I become TBone

Tatari:

If I cannot see TBone

Lionus Tybalt:

He is there.

T-bone:

Ayyyy

Lionus Tybalt: (( You just have to BELIEVE in T-BONE ))

Cale: (( right-click on him in the players folder on the left. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( don't you guys see the map ))

T-bone:

Now I do

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( and by map I mean a corridor of grey ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( y ))

T-bone:

amazing map 10/10

T-bone:

Would hire as DM again

Alik:

"Cheeky breeky donka!"

Lionus Tybalt: (( 10/10 Best DM I have ever played with ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( get back there stop what are you doing ))

LAST TIME, ON STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION

Lionus Tybalt: (( Is everyone here now. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Taiko give me more OST. ))

Cale: (( just listen to your own music. ))

You defeated 3 Warp Beasts magnificently, and you're now standing in a room with three of their corpses, all of them curiously lacking arms

Lionus Tybalt: (( I thought one exploded ))

Bronov: (( i should've stayed in the toilet ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Does that leave a corpse ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( it was cooked from within ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( but that didn't kill it ))

Bronov: (( how do you now die from that ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( well now ))

Alik: (( http://www.livestream.com/funks_local ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( everyone roll a perception -10 ))

Bronov: (( r1d100 ))

* You roll secretly: d100 => 64

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 76 »

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100 => 50

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100 = 55 »

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 27 » ))

T-bone:

I'm a blind ass nigga

Lionus Tybalt: (( Not even close ))

Alik: (( « 1d100 = 53 » ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( this is amazing ))

Alik: (( Nope ))

Kawa: (( At least the asian can see ))

Alik: (( He has glasses ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Missed by 3 degrees ))

T-bone:

He can snarl, mostly

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Taiko, did you succeed ))

Bronov: (( i forgot how to calculate it ))

* Bronov snarls

Cale: (( too bad he can't talk and tell us what he sees. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Roll + 10, check against Perception stat ))

Bronov: (( i have 38 perception ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( -10 ))

Bronov: (( and i rolled 27 ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( so you just barely succeeded. ))

Bronov: (( fuck yeah ))

You notice some sort of bladed collar around the neck of the largest Warp Beast

Bronov:

I'll just take this

Lionus Tybalt: (( Taiko's hand is now cut off ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( the end ))

Bronov: (( that's not how loot works ))

* Cale laughs.

It's kinda welded

Cale: (( So cut the beast's head off. ))

Bronov:

It looks like some sort of metal thing

* Alik stands up and gives T-Bone a hard stare. "What was that thing that you did there, T-Bone?! You were looking like creature from below Volg , da?"

Kawa: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( IS THIS THE MOST PERCEPTIVE GUY IN OUR TEAM ))

Alik: (( We got this ))

Bronov: (( i have 38 perception guys ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( my sides ))

T-bone:

I ain't done no than' man, i's da warp

Cale: (( I have 35, 45 for seeing stuff. ))

You notice some kind of runes on the collar

Lionus Tybalt: (( I don't see things, I just slash them ))

Sharp, rectangular etchings

Bronov:

This... reminds me of an ancient scripture... Japanese I think it's called

Lionus Tybalt: (( I can't read shit either. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( god damn ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( TAIKOOOOOO ))

Cale: (( Sharp rectangular would be chinese. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( or katakana ))

Alik:

"Well you are keeping warp away from me in future, da?! I am not wanting to be seeing Volg creatures when being attacked by these!"

Alik: (( w ))

T-bone:

Hey, I gotta heal people when they're hurtin'

Lionus Tybalt:

Yeah, we spent more time fighting that THING than fighting these mosters.

* Brother-Sergeant Agamorr looks at the collar, and grimly remarks:

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

We are (NOT) alone

Alik:

"You are doing more hurting!"

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Bronov: (( god damn it ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( YOU PEOPLE ))

Alik: (( Brother Igoris bailing us out again ))

Alik: (( Just send him forward, we'll watch the rear ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

That script is the markings of a piratical breed of Eldar. Unholy xenos scum, vicious killers without honour.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Not alone? I hope it's not a... DARK ELDAR ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( SURPRISE ))

Alik: (( w ))

Alik: (( EIREI YOU ARE A MASTER STORYTELLER ))

Bronov:

Let me at 'em

T-bone:

Yooooo heresy?

Cale: (( Dark Eldar=/irate Eldar ))

Cale:

....

Kawa: (( Snarl in 3... 2.... 1.... ))

T-bone:

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

They sometimes use these creatures as hounds for their debased hunts.

T-bone: (( tehepero ))

Bronov: (( the snarl is saved for the most awkward of times ))

* Brother-Sergeant Agamorr points at the collared beast

Bronov: (( when i don't know what to do ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

That one might have escaped them in the past, but I doubt it

Lionus Tybalt: (( So, all the time ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I would use it all the time. ))

Alik:

"Xenos are here with us? They are hoping they do not meet with the Emperor's Finest, da!?"

Bronov:

FOR THE EMPRAH

Alik: (( Or T-Bone ))

Cale:

Shame most of us are not.

* Bronov raises his firearm

Lionus Tybalt: (( Shit, guys, I have the best idea ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I doubt any of you know dark eldar script? ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Get Tatari to defect to the other side ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( He'll ruin them! ))

Bronov: (( this is genius ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I can't read shit eirei ))

Bronov: (( i didn't take dark eldar as a trait ))

Well, you defeated the beasts and learned what you could from them.

Kawa: (( I don't even know if you can get it that early unless you're the scribey dunce class? ))

T-bone: (( The only script I can read is graffiti ))

A lone corridor leads away from the room

Lionus Tybalt: (( Can't the space mahreen read everything. ))

Kawa: (( . ))

Bronov: (( this is the corridor map right now right ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( they don't exactly teach dark eldar in space marine high schools ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( no this is a in-between-scenes corridor ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( an* ))

Bronov: (( let's draw straws and see which way we're going ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( The laziest DM. ))

Alik: (( You said he was a Grey Knight ))

Alik: (( He should know xenos ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( no? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( why the hell would anyone send a grey knight with a group of misfits such as this ))

Bronov: (( i don't remember anything from the first ship ))

Alik: (( I dunno how we've even got a marine tbh ))

T-bone: (( That's rude ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( We're still doomed. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( he's from some random chapter whose name I can't remember, seconded to the deathwatch ))

Alik:

"We are to be pressing onwards, da?"

Bronov: (( the night's watch of no-sex ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

Yes, the clock is ticking

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

We must not tarry

Bronov:

Onwards my brothers

Lionus Tybalt: (( /me snarls ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Bronov: (( i am snarling irl ))

Alik: (( T-Bone, hit me up with another spell ))

T-bone: (( Do you require healing ))

Bronov: (( i don't want to carry you between maps ))

Alik: (( No, but I'm 2 points from going mad ))

Alik: (( I think you can seal the deal ))

T-bone: (( Hope you get touched by a warp beast soon ))

Bronov: (( absolutely CWAZY ))

Alik: (( ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( if you try to heal someone within 6 hours of another heal, you're much more likely to tear his flesh apart ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( At what point do people go mad ))

Alik: (( ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( 10, and then every 10 after that iirc ))

Alik: (( Every 10 insanity points you roll ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Goddamn healers are USELESS. ))

Bronov: (( at least you still have fate pts ))

T-bone: (( Grinding moe traits ))

Cale:

Lead the way, Hōdan no Ejiki.

T-bone:

dis nigga

Alik: (( He speaks Dark Eldar! ))

Bronov: (( i told you that alcohol could've came in handy ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( burn him ))

Bronov: (( but you told me to sell it ))

Cale: (( pff ))

Bronov: (( look where we are now ))

Alik: (( xtra heretical ))

Alik:

"Da."

You head down the corridor, along your planned route

* Alik moves on and shit.

T-bone:

Scenic route tho

Small rooms occasionally pop up left and right, mostly crew quarters from what you can see.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( awareness +0 ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 63 »

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100 = 2 »

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 20 » ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( OH MAN ))

Bronov: (( aw yeah ))

Alik: (( « 1d100 = 67 » ))

T-bone: (( Ignorance is bliss ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100 => 27

Alik: (( ffs ))

Cale: (( What do my elf eyes see? ))

Alik: (( Too busy keeping an eye on TBONE ))

Bronov: (( how is the guy with the smallest eyes seeing the most ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Legolas here notices that the air is getting colder again, and frost starts to form on the floor once more ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( and Da Mage, too ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( What about BRONOV ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( HIM TOO ))

Bronov: (( is that what's happening or is that ooc ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Alik: (( ONCE AGAIN ))

Alik: (( EIREI IS DEFEATED BY TECHNOLOGY ))

THE THREE STOOGES notice that the air is getting colder again, and frost starts to form on the floor once more

* Bronov snarls

Cale:

"Great, more of this."

Alik:

??

Bronov:

Stay frosty

Cale:

"Can't you feel it? The air is getting colder."

T-bone:

nig's right yo

Alik:

"Da."

As your eyes follow the frosty path, you notice that a bulkhead collapsed not too far ahead, rendering the corridor unpassable

Bronov: (( cooler than being cool ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Well that doesn't look good.

Lionus Tybalt: (( CAN WE BLOW IT UP WITH GRENADES ))

Bronov:

Stand back

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( do you even have any ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( The hell Funk, PIRORIN? ))

Cale:

Gladly.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you're also out of meltas ))

Kawa: (( You're too scared of grenades Da Mage. ))

Alik: (( Don't judge me ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( People still use that windows voice thing. ))

Bronov:

Okay, I got nothing

T-bone:

Can't bweewoo mah way 'round dis one

Alik: (( Why wouldn't you ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Kawa get your own text color. ))

Bronov: (( i keep thinking kawa is world text ))

Once you stop being amazed by the frost, you notice a gaping hole not far from the debris

Bronov:

We can get through here

Cale: (( Why did we notice the frost before the hole? ))

It looks hardly natural, more like something colossal clawed through the hull

* Alik readies his autogun and nods.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Because we're the best team. ))

* Lionus Tybalt readies his TRUSTY SWORD

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( because ice cracks under your feet and the hole is black in a black corridor ))

T-bone:

I'm gonna psyche it bros

Lionus Tybalt: (( GET OUT TATARI ))

* Alik moves his autogun ever so slightly closer in T-Bone's direction.

Bronov: (( buff me, tatari ))

T-bone:

Yoooooo chill frosty bro

Alik:

"I am chilling when you are stopping with the VOlg beasts, da?"

Kawa: (( Are you happy. ))

Cale:

After you, meatshields.

Alik: (( Kick him ))

Cale: (( no, ouch. ))

Bronov: (( that's even worse than what i have ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( hard to read ))

Bronov: (( go in funk, you have the most health ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( assuming mr. stealth doesn't want to scout, you all step in? ))

T-bone: (( I stay near the back ))

Alik: (( Does he? ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Does he? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I don't think he does ))

Cale: (( Nope. ))

Alik: (( Put T-Bone first, they'll no get near us ))

Kawa: (( w ))

Bronov: (( buff me, tatari ))

* Lionus Tybalt heads in carefully.

Bronov: (( quick ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( NO DON'T BUFF US ))

* Bronov follows closely behind

T-bone: (( I ain't got buffs yet ))

The ice suddenly becomes much more chilly, and frost starts forming on your armour and weapons

Bronov: (( what exactly ARE you psyching ))

T-bone: (( Hell the only one I can get right now only makes you better against fear or some shit ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( COOL, ICE ENCHANTS, RIGHT ))

The floor is covered in ice, and seems to be made of rock

Alik: (( I WISH I HAD THAT INSTEAD ))

Bronov: (( that's EXACTLY what we needed last fight ))

T-bone: (( I know, you can't forget the past ))

* Alik looks around at the others cautiously.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Someone turn the heater on goddamn ))

Alik: (( You're not allowed to sing that without watching EoE ))

Bronov:

This reminds me of a man I know back home named steve, he's stone cold

* T-bone Begins shaking uncontrollably

You appear to be in a large cavern, formed partially by asteroids and partially by the hulls of various vessels, some of which seem to be Imperial in design

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Bronov's campfire stories must be the best ))

Cale:

"I'll scout ahead." /Teemo

Alik:

"Da."

Lionus Tybalt: (( OH NOW HE WANTS TO SCOUT ))

Bronov:

T-Bone's having a seizure

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( roll a stealth -10 assuming you're trying to be quiet ))

T-bone:

NAH BRO I'M COLD AS A COCONUT

T-bone:

« 1D00 = Invalid expression: 1D00. »

Lionus Tybalt:

That doesn't even make sense.

Cale: (( good thing I have Silent Move+10 ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 11 »

Alik:

"What is coconut?"

Bronov: (( you're not even sneaking, tatari ))

T-bone: (( I am now ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100-37 => 77 - 37 = 40

Cale:

:\

T-bone: (( Can I save that roll for later ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH ))

Cale: (( Good thing I have my weapon out. ))

Bronov: (( i was born ready ))

You slip and fall on your back

Lionus Tybalt:

Pfft.

T-bone: (( lamo ))

Bronov: (( aren't you bad at close quarters combat, deaf ))

Alik: (( :/ ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100 => 54

Alik:

"What was that?"

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I think the space marine in his power armour would've done a better job ))

* Cale shouts, "FUCK."

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( roll awareness +10 ))

Bronov:

Does anybody know first aid!?

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 65 »

Alik: (( « 1d100 = 44 » ))

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 26 » ))

T-bone:

S'cool I'mma heal him

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100 = 36 »

Bronov: (( amazingly perceptive as always ))

Alik: (( Nope ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I got it. ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100-55 => 76 - 55 = 21

Cale: (( oh for fuck's sake ))

T-bone:

You Cale, where'ya hurtin'

Cale:

I'm not.

T-bone:

S'cool then

You hear a "crack" and a "thud" around the corner, followed by a moment of silence, and then a "FUCK"

Bronov: (( Write a broken leg into this scene ))

Alik: (( "Frak!" ))

Cale: (( welp ))

Cale: (( 1d6 insanity gained ))

T-bone: (( How hard did you even fall ))

Lionus Tybalt:

I guess we'd better catch up with Mr. Stealthy.

Cale: (( Oh wait, this isn't Cthulhutech. ))

Bronov:

Onwards

Alik:

"It seems to being the good idea."

With your masterful exploration, you discover a large cavern opening up ahead

Cale: (( Not very hard, but I didn't roll well enough on my willpower to stay silent. ))

You don't discover any particular threats

Bronov:

Where's Brother Agamorr?

Alik: (( Is it still freezing cold ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( walking next to you ))

Bronov: (( i want to search this place for stuff ))

Bronov: (( with my searching skills ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( well okay I guess ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( roll ))

Bronov: (( what stat is searching ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Everyone? ))

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 72 » ))

Alik: (( Awareness I think ))

Bronov: (( welp nevermind, airball ))

You find a lot of ice

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 41 »

Kawa: (( w ))

T-bone:

yo

T-bone:

yooooo

just Taiko, the rest of you weren't searching

T-bone:

Lookit dat ice

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Kawa: (( . ))

Bronov:

ICE COLD

T-bone: (( I JUST WANT TO HELP ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( technology is so hard ))

Alik: (( eire 0 - 3 Technology ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( well I'm assuming cale returns to report once he nurses his wounded posterior ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Chill out with the puns guys.

Bronov:

Did I tell you about my friend Steve back home who's stone cold?

Kawa: (( Tatari you have an auspex you should be searching ))

Alik: (( wat ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( does he ))

Alik: (( DO you actually have an auspex ))

Cale:

I didn't find shit, but I think I heard an echo.

T-bone: (( Jesus Kawa stop being a lemon ))

Bronov: (( what's an auspex ))

Bronov: (( autispex ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( a very large tricorder ))

Alik:

"There are lot of echoes in here, da?"

Kawa: (( It lets you SEE ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Kind of like... eyes? ))

Cale:

Seemed a bit odd, though. Sounded more like a recording than an echo.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( this is the worst excuse ))

Bronov:

When I think of echoes, I think of sea mammals

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( this is the worst party ))

Alik:

"What is mammal?"

Kawa: (( You guys are so retarded this is great ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( We are all doomed. ))

Cale: (( Can we just go? ))

Alik: (( Please ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Seems safe enough, ONWARDS.

Bronov: (( let me explain what a mammal is first ))

Bronov: (( noooooooo ))

Alik: (( Walk and talk ))

Bronov:

A mammel is a living being with hair, like you and me

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( mammel ))

A frail shape flickers and materialises out of one of the walls. The thin figure appears to be a young human girl, no more than seven, dressed in tattered black rags with limp dirty brown hair that hangs in front of her eyes.

Bronov: (( carmammel ))

T-bone:

I thought t'was like boobs or somethin'

* Cale takes a shot.

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100 => 17

T-bone: (( FUNK NO ))

Bronov:

GUNS AT THE READY, MEN

Cale:

A hit!

Lionus Tybalt: (( TATARI HEAL THEM TO DEATH ))

Alik: (( AW SHIT ))

T-bone: (( I'mma cast touch of madness ))

Bronov: (( is that legal in the imperium ))

Your las blast lights up the cavern and passes through the little girl

Alik:

"What is detroushka doing here?!"

* Deafiler rolls: 2d10+6 => 6 + 6 = 12

Cale:

...Well damn.

She has no survival or breathing apparatus of any kind. Her feet are bare, but leave no prints in the ice as she stumbles silently towards you. Her skin is deathly pale and her form is translucent, allowing you to see right through her to the bulkhead beyond.

Bronov:

FOUL GHOULS AND SHIT

Alik:

"This is not detroushka at all!"

Lionus Tybalt: (( Does no one have TURN UNDEAD. ))

Cale: (( Are the radios spewing static? ))

T-bone:

'dat's some spooky shit dawgs

Bronov: (( are they even called undead in this ))

Alik: (( I don't think we have anything at all vs GHOSTLOLIS ))

She walks up towards you, seemingly unalarmed by your open hostility, and stops a few meters away from your group.

Lionus Tybalt:

What even is that beast.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( have you even TRIED using your vox since you got on board ))

T-bone: (( What's the knowledge check for ghost ololis ))

* Alik aims his gun at her.

Lionus Tybalt: (( I am feral world I am uneducated ))

Kawa: (( eirei why would they ever do that ))

Bronov:

Step back, demon

Alik: (( I thought we had been voxing this whole time ))

Bronov:

Or face the wrath of the EMPRAH

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( not that ))

Deafiler is disconnected.

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you have a voxbox to communicate with the ship ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( DEAAAAAAF ))

Bronov:

DEMON SPAWN!

Bronov:

HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO CALE

Alik: (( I thought it was a constant linkup ))

Alik: (( Like in every single scifi thing ever ))

Deafiler has connected.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you have a constant link among each other ))

T-bone: (( I just assumed we were always talking to everyone ever all the time ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( not with the ship ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I blame this on the DM. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( All the DM's fault, yes. ))

Alik:

"Brother-Sergeant sir, what arewe doing vs this not-detroushka?!"

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Tatari, roll a forbidden lore, warp, -10 ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 3 »

Bronov: (( buckle up ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( daaaamn ))

T-bone: (( I am become the universe ))

Bronov: (( this is going to get nasty fast ))

IT'S A WARP GHOST

T-bone:

YO

It's a ghost, from the warp

Bronov:

SHIIIIIIIIIIT

T-bone:

WARP GHOST

Lionus Tybalt: (( I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ))

Alik:

"What is warp ghost?!"

Lionus Tybalt:

Explain in simpler terms, comrade!

Cale: (( what a surprise ))

T-bone:

A GHOST OF DA WARP

Bronov:

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Lionus Tybalt: (( goddammit ))

Alik:

"How are we defeating it?!"

She stops a few steps away from you, seemingly unalarmed by your open hostility.

* Brother-Sergeant Agamorr readies his bolt pistol

Cale:

"We aren't, it doesn't seem to care we even exist."

Lionus Tybalt:

Yet.

She looks you all over, and says "You're in big trouble now"

Lionus Tybalt:

SEE.

Alik: (( :V ))

T-bone: (( Did you watch the ring recently ))

Bronov: (( maybe this warp ghost knows where we can find a deck of cards ))

Bronov: (( i wish to interrogate her ))

Cale:

"Have you noticed where we are, little one? We've been in big trouble for the last five hours."

* Alik nods, keeping his gun trained on the girl.

She smiles at Cale.

"They're coming. They're almost here."

Bronov: (( death flag ))

Bronov: (( triggered ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Cale Death Flag. ))

T-bone:

Who's comin'?

Bronov: (( ikuuuuu ))

Alik: (( She's 7 you pedo ))

Suddenly, she turns her head, as if listening to something.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Says the guy who wanted to roleplay a 3 year old ))

Alik: (( I had a good backstory ))

Kawa: (( She's DEAD. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Tatari, psyniscience, -20 ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 93 »

Bronov: (( buckle up ))

Bronov: (( here we go ))

T-bone: (( HELL NAW ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( MASSIVE FAILURE ))

Alik: (( OK ))

You notice that she's a warp ghost

T-bone:

YO

Bronov: (( for the 2nd time ))

T-bone:

STILL A WARP GHOST

Lionus Tybalt: (( WE KNEW THIS ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you won't get much more with a roll of 93 ))

* Alik looks around for sings of danger.

Lionus Tybalt: (( I can't hear any singing. ))

You notice Alik singing quietly

Alik:

"Who is coming, detroushka?"

Bronov: (( can i interrogate her yet ))

Cale:

"Is this really the time for song, Alik?'

Alik: (( I don't think she understands hardboiled ))

The little girl turns rapidly, and dives into the shadows before you can react.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Kawa I bet you can't WAIT to join this AWESOME GROUP. ))

Bronov:

After her!

* T-bone does not have time to react

Alik:

"In Volg, music is being the only way to keep your senses about you in time of danger, da?"

Cale:

"No! We have to stick together."

Bronov:

After her! Together!

You hear a soft sound in the distance, like a drop of liquid dripping into a pool

T-bone:

Mite be cool to know what's comin' tho

T-bone:

Maybe brace fo' it

Bronov:

Is the ice melting?

Lionus Tybalt:

But who are "they?"

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I told you about the polar icecaps ))

Alik:

"We are finding out shortly, da?"

* Lionus Tybalt keeps his sword at the ready.

Bronov:

Whoever they are, they're coming

* Alik is ready to fire.

Cale:

Let's find out. T-bone, what's the quickest route to our target?

* T-bone gets his HANDCANNON

Bronov: (( maybe you can finally cut something, Damage ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I HOPE SO ))

T-bone:

We only got one route bro

Bronov: (( woah, are we running into danger now ))

T-bone:

And t's forward

Lionus Tybalt: (( Man I sure hope it's not a DARK ELDAR ))

Alik: (( t's ))

Cale:

Brother Agamorr, would you lead the way?

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

The psyker is right

Alik: (( T-Bone is the route ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

We must move on

Bronov:

Onward, my brothers

Lionus Tybalt:

Agreed.

Bronov:

Time is short

Alik: (( We're going ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( eta 10h ))

* Alik goes.

Lionus Tybalt: (( THIS MAGE ICON IS THE WORST EIREI ))

Bronov: (( ikimasu ))

* T-bone follows

Alik: (( But he is the most powerful mage in the Forgotten Realms ))

Bronov: (( oh my god, i can finally see the 2nd mage icon ))

You find yourself on a ship once more, though not of Imperial design this time

Lionus Tybalt: (( Well if he's forgotten, he must have not been very powerful ))

You realize that gravity seems to be functioning once more

Alik: (( He fucked goddesses so hard they made him immortal ))

Bronov:

Nice to have our feet steady on the ground again

The ice isn't everywhere anymore, and the little patches that are there seem to be melting

Lionus Tybalt: (( Maybe Mr. Stealthy can be stealthy again. ))

You can hear the dripping of water in the distance, as well as the occasional cracking of ice as it falls to the ground

Consulting your map, you navigate the maze of corridors

Lionus Tybalt: (( WHERE ARE THE ENEMIES ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( SO ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( who has the auspex ))

Bronov:

A labyrinth!

Alik: (( T-Dawg ))

T-bone: (( Well I have it in my inventory ))

Alik: (( Mageslice ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you're not using the auspex at all. ))

Bronov:

I learnt as a child that if you stick to the left side of the wall at all times it will lead you to the exit

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( this will be great. ))

Alik:

"We are not needing the exit yet, da?"

T-bone: (( I just assumed we all had one so I wrote it in there ))

Bronov:

But remember! If we need it, we know where to find it

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( brilliant ))

Cale: (( Use the auspex. ))

Cale: (( somebody ))

Cale: (( please ))

Bronov: (( i don't have it ))

T-bone: (( That's what you get for giving your gadgets special names ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( who has one ))

Cale: (( we have it for a reason. ))

You find yourselves in front of a large room.

* T-bone uses the auspex

It seems to contain various vehicles, smashed together into an unrecognizable pile

Alik:

"T-Bone, you are having the auspex, da? Seems eo be time to use it."

Lionus Tybalt: (( I could almost DRIVE ONE. ))

Bronov:

LOOK

Lionus Tybalt: (( OH MAN, MAP ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( WHOOPS ))

Bronov:

A big hole

Bronov:

with lines

* T-bone uses the auspex with a mastery never seen before, almost driving himself to tears with his performance

Alik: (( Driven by Damage ))

T-bone: (( Now let me keep googling what an auspex is ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( roll a tech-use, then ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( -10 ))

Kawa: (( . ))

Alik: (( It's a SCANNER ))

Bronov: (( it's a tablet that runs on dos, tatari ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 66 »

Alik: (( That detects all sorts of shit ))

Alik: (( Like the EGK thing from Ghostbusters ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( T-BONE, ALWAYS OUR SAVIOR ))

You detect metal up ahead

T-bone: (( So who else wants to use the auspex ))

Bronov:

you guys are having horrible rolls, today

And behind

T-bone:

Yo I think I don't got the hang of this

Lionus Tybalt:

Here, let me give that a try.

Cale:

Does anybody have experience with these?

T-bone:

Here ya go bro

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 45 » ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( which stat ))

Kawa: (( « b = Invalid expression: b. ».« /b = Invalid expression: /b. » ))

Kawa: (( darn ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( they taught you how to use an auspex before you left ))

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100 = 23 »

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you can roll tech-use for an auspex as if you had one ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( trained, that is ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( which stat ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you failed, it doesn't matter ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( it's not like you know you failed. ))

Bronov: (( we failed at using something we were already taught on the way here ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( A 23 is a fail, whaaaat ))

Bronov: (( that's how good we are ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Tatari failed, you have no reason to use it ))

Alik: (( brb resetting my router ))

Cale: (( some things really shouldn't need to be rolled for. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( RIP Funk ))

T-bone: (( If this were Pathfinder I'd just be like YO I TAKE 10 ))

Bronov: (( can we change funk's surname ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( does he have one ))

Funk is disconnected.

Funk is disconnected.

Bronov: (( it's baldwin ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I will be back in 3 minutes ))

* Cale pokes his head out around the edge of the door, and takes a long hard look.

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100-55 => 65 - 55 = 10

Cale: (( well, anything that isn't hidden, I'll be able to see. ))

You notice that most of the room is filled with derelict vehicles

There seems to be a way through them to the right

Bronov: (( endless amounts of metal ))

Cale:

I see what would be a path to the right. Brother Agamorr, would you be so kind?

Bronov:

Onward

T-bone: (( Is the map gradually downloading ))

T-bone: (( I keep seeing new bits appear ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( wait, funk is missing ))

Cale: (( no, he's revealing it. also *could ))

Bronov: (( eirei can mspaint the map ))

Funk has connected.

Bronov: (( we found a way through the metal and shit, funk ))

Funk: (( What did I miss ))

Bronov: (( onward ))

Funk: (( O K ))

Funk: (( Let's go ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you missed deaf looking through the room ))

Bronov: (( Damage is afk ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I am back. ))

Bronov: (( i want to search the cars and shit for stuff ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I should be heading out before the SHOOTING GUYS ))

Cale: (( so does it send that arrow to you guys? ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Yes. ))

T-bone: (( yes ))

Cale: (( cool. ))

Funk: (( If you are TANK enough then go for it, but SPESS MAREEN might be a better pointman ))

Bronov: (( Damage just wants to do something ))

T-bone: (( Let us remember that spess muhreen has 8 armor ))

Funk: (( I blame Brother Igoris ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I meant after space mahreen but before shooting guys. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( ARE YOU MOVING IN ))

Cale: (( 8 armor and like a dozen toughness. ))

Funk: (( YES ))

Lionus Tybalt:

LET'S GO

* T-bone Moves in

Funk: (( Why isn't tbone bald ))

Bronov: (( im stuck ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( he's wearing a wig ))

Funk: (( And a fake beard ))

Bronov: (( fake eyebrows ))

You hear a beep on your auspex

Funk: (( We don't block line of sight for each other do we ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Yo, your auspex beeped T-bone. What's it say.

T-bone: (( It says my cat jumped me ))

* T-bone looks at his auspex

Bronov: (( burn the heretic ))

T-bone: (( What does it say ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

I can not pass through here without some effort.

Kawa: (( why did a dragon just appear as I was killing qurupeco ;_; ))

T-bone: (( Because calling other monsters is what peco does ))

Bronov: (( agafatt ))

Cale: (( Because Qurupeco's call them. ))

Cale: (( That's the only reason they're at all hard. ))

You notice a lifesign on your auspex, not far from you, heading in the opposite direction quickly

Lionus Tybalt: (( More like Agaless. ))

T-bone:

YO

Cale: (( Because they call in monsters you can't even fight yet. ))

Bronov:

GUNS AT THE READY MEN

T-bone:

THERE'S SOMETHING RUNNIN' AWAY FROM US

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( since you all made an effort to move quietly, I think it's a bit late for that ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

I guess it doesn't matter now...

* Brother-Sergeant Agamorr demolishes the debris with his thunder hammer until he can fit

Lionus Tybalt: (( So, I forget why we're even here, someone remind me ))

Kawa: (( Meltan's Excellent Adventure ))

Funk: (( Staring Igoris and Co ))

T-bone: (( Igoris is my favorite character ))

Kawa: (( Getting an artifact from a long lost chick ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you're looking for a SEIKEN ))

Cale: (( To get a blade and learn of the circumstances of an Inquisitor's death. ))

Funk: (( And meeting ghostlolis ))

Bronov:

get in there, Damage

Lionus Tybalt: (( Oh yeah, maybe I didn't remember because I WASN'T HERE FOR THE BRIEF. ))

Funk: (( I thought the door was here ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Go me. ))

Funk: (( GUESS NOT ))

Funk: (( T-Bone just flies on over ))

Bronov: (( if deaf gets mobbed back there, no one can save him ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( okay, stop moving ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Are these moves supposed to make sense number wise ))

Cale: (( Only in combat. ))

* You roll secretly: 1d00 => Invalid expression: 1d00.

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 77

Lionus Tybalt: (( Are we all dead yet. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( give me a second. ))

Cale: (( shush ))

Bronov: (( i'm not dying until that sword is mine ))

Funk: (( I sure hope there aren't any DE on this hulk ))

Funk: (( I'd have to terminate you in the name of justice ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Nah Funk, that'd be TOO MUCH of a TWIIIIIST. ))

Bronov: (( OH SHIT ))

T-bone:

YO

Funk: (( HOLY SHIT IT'S DAVID BOWIE ))

T-bone:

A DARK ELDAR

Bronov:

GUNS AT THE READY MEN

Kawa: (( ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM ))

Bronov:

DRAMATIC ZOOOOOOOOOM

BEHOLD! A DARK ELDAR!

* Funk had his gun at the ready.

Completely unexpected!

Funk: (( It's true ))

T-bone:

« 1d10 = 8 »

Lionus Tybalt: (( Are we rolling to see how badly we're not going to be able to act for the next 2 hours. ))

He raises a strange pistol and fires a hail of crystals in Tybalt's direction

Alik: (( It looks like a small laser class if you zoom out ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( SHIIIIT ))

Bronov: (( death flag ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( CAN I DODGE ))

Bronov: (( IT GREW ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( what ))

Kawa: (( . ))

Alik: (( OH GOD ))

Bronov: (( YOU CANT DODGE SOMETHING OF THAT SIZE ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WHAAAAT ))

Alik: (( Ahaha ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( LEAVE THE ELDAR ALONE ))

Kawa: (( . ))

Alik: (( eirei 0 - 54 Technology ))

Kawa: (( mfw this adventure ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( CAN I DODGE ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I didn't even resize it ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( one of you did ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( YOU CAN TRY ))

Bronov:

Let me at the bloated beast

T-bone: (( I wanted to get a better look at it ok ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( STOP ))

* Lionus Tybalt attempts to dodge

Lionus Tybalt: (( what do I roll against ))

Alik: (( Who can control it ))

Bronov:

roll for dodge

T-bone: (( It just looks like one of my Japanese anime except green ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( do you even have dodge ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Yes. ))

Bronov: (( agi is dodge ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( then your agility ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Any mods? ))

Cale: (( Can you lock tokens to only certain users? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( no ))

Alik: (( Ganbare, Lion-tan ))

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100 = 72 »

Lionus Tybalt: (( FUCK ))

Alik: (( UH OH ))

Bronov: (( rip ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( a magnificent non-dodge ))

Alik: (( THIS GON HURT ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( PROTECT ME SPACE MAHREEN ))

Bronov: (( i'll take your sword after you're dead too ))

Alik: (( eirei there's an option when you join called strict token ownership ))

Alik: (( That locks token to the person who dropped them and the DM only ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( hang on, I'm preparing to bury Damage ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( RIP me. ))

Bronov: (( use your fate tokens, Damage ))

Alik: (( Point blank from a shuriken pistol ))

Bronov: (( chenji za unmei ))

* You roll secretly: 1d10 => 6

* You roll secretly: 1d10 => 3

* You roll secretly: 1d10 => 9

Lionus Tybalt: (( I guess I'll bring out SECONDARY TECHPRIEST LOLI ALONG WITH KAWA when I respawn ))

He hits you 3 times

Bronov: (( there goes half your hp ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( 6, 3, 9 damage, each with penetration 3 ))

Cale: (( Wait, the black guy didn't die first? ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( How does this work ))

Bronov: (( lucky we have tatari with us ))

Alik: (( eirei... ))

Bronov: (( patch him up, bro ))

T-bone: (( I can heal but I can't revive ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( 4 armor, everywhere. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( pen ignores armor? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( yes ))

Alik: (( Add Toughness bonus as well ))

Alik: (( To each hit ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( so... 5, 2, 8 reduced by your T ))

Bronov: (( RIP in pieces ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( 4 ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( 1, 0, 4 ))

Cale: (( lol ))

Alik: (( 5 damage all in ))

Alik: (( WHEW ))

Lionus Tybalt:

OUCH

Alik: (( Nigga u tough ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( roll for INUSHITIV ))

Bronov: (( this is why you dont bring a sword to a gun fight ))

Kawa: (( Luckily Da Meatshield was there to take the first blow. ))

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 15 » ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( 100 sided die? ))

Tatari is disconnected.

Tatari is disconnected.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100 = 83 »

Alik: (( « 1d10 = 6 » ))

Bronov:

aw yeah, 15

Alik: (( It's a d10 ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I am so slow. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( oh ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( d10 + agi mod ))

Alik: (( + AB ))

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d10+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 »

Cale: (( 1, 0, 4 ))

Cale: (( still hurts, but not as bad. ))

Cale: (( r1d10+3 ))

Cale: (( /r1d10+3 ))

Cale:

...

Alik: (( 9 for me ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d10+3 => 4 + 3 = 7

Bronov: (( « 1d10+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 » ))

Kawa: (( Defailer ))

Bronov: (( still nailed it ))

Tatari has connected.

Tatari:

Hi

Lionus Tybalt: (( Tatari roll for init ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( 1d10+agi ))

Bronov: (( you're dead, tatari ))

T-bone:

« 1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »

Bronov: (( are you KoG ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE FIRST ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Unless it's lowest, and then I'm doomed ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

« 1d10 + 8 = 1 + 8 = 9 »

Bronov: (( you gon set off your death flag ))

Alik: (( eirei I got 9 ))

Alik: (( +8 ))

Alik: (( ffs ))

Kawa: (( eirei what are you going to do if Damage cleaves the Eldar in half? ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Does CHARGE activate SWIFT ATTACK ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( give him xp ))

Kawa: (( w ))

Cale: (( why u so melee damage ))

Cale: (( do you like giving me -20s? ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Yes, actually. ))

Lionus Tybalt has received initiative.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Does CHARGE activate SWIFT ATTACK ))

T-bone: (( I guess I better get the table of psyching fucks shit up ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I don't think so, not in DH ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Or is Swift Attack just another different Full Action. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( let me check ))

Bronov: (( DAMAGE FAMILY SECRET ARTS ))

Bronov: (( JUUUUUMONJI ))

Alik: (( TATARI I SWEAR TO THE EMPRAH IF YOU PSYCH ME I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU ))

Cale: (( It's a different full action. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( no, just charge ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( TATARI IF YOU'RE GOING TO HEAL ME YOU BETTER NOT FEAR ME ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( also you need at least 4 m to charge ))

Cale: (( Well, he'd need to roll a 9 and then a specific number on the table. ))

Bronov: (( you're going to be unconcious again for another fight ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you're at 3 ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I can attack diagonally? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( yes ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( So 4 could work. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you need to be 4m away from him to charge ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you're not ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you can walk towards him and hit him. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Pffft. ))

Bronov: (( hit him from the back ))

Alik: (( Step up, senpai ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I do that then. ))

* Lionus Tybalt walks up to DE and ATTACKS.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( let's see your ROLL ))

Bronov: (( how many swords do you even have ))

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100-10-49 = 99 - 10 - 49 = 40 »

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( goddamn ))

Cale: (( ............ ))

Bronov: (( damn nigger, you ain't attacking shit ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( your sword explodes or something ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( ;_; ))

* Dark Eldar laughs at the mon-keigh

Lionus Tybalt: (( I AM INJURED GIVE ME A BREAK ))

Bronov: (( should've healed up with those fate pts ))

Alik: (( He got 99 problems but a hit ain't one ))

Bronov has received initiative.

Lionus Tybalt:

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME

Bronov: (( is it laser time ))

Dark Eldar: (( LASER TIME BOYZZ ))

Bronov: (( let's see ))

Bronov: (( full auto this shit ))

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 20 » ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I think he got it. ))

Bronov: (( +20, so that's 0 ))

Alik: (( This should be good ))

Dark Eldar: (( how many hits ))

Alik: (( That's like 3+ hits ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( What is your BS? ))

Bronov: (( 47 ))

Bronov: (( 4 degrees ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( 4. ))

Alik: (( Shooting into melee is -20 though ))

Alik: (( Range will be a bonus though ))

Cale: (( so 3 degrees ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( ALL THESE RULES ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( MELEE IS SO MUCH EASIER ))

Bronov: (( i got penalised? ))

* eirei rolls: 1d100 => 97

Bronov: (( is it cause t-bone is in front of me ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Massive dodge fail? ))

Alik: (( It's beacuse Damage is playing with knives ))

Dark Eldar: (( you're lucky this particular Eldar hasn't heard of dodging ))

T-bone: (( It's because Damage is being useless next to the anime ))

Lionus Tybalt:

SHUT UP.

Dark Eldar: (( roll for damage ))

Bronov:

god damn it, Damage

Bronov:

i mean

Bronov:

TYBALT

Lionus Tybalt: (( I meant SHUT UP in here ))

Bronov: (( do i roll once for each shot ))

Alik: (( At least he got head shots ))

Dark Eldar: (( yes ))

Cale: (( yes. ))

Bronov: (( « 1d10+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 » « 1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 » « 1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » ))

* Deafiler rolls: 8+10+5 => 8 + 10 + 5 = 23

Cale: (( wait, no, armor and toughness. ))

Bronov: (( i did it, i saved us from the dark eldar ))

T-bone: (( I will now save Tybalt from his wounds ))

Cale: (( pls no ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I am doomed ))

Bronov: (( i will make the funeral pyre ))

Alik: (( This gon be good ))

Your bullets hit him in the head, but some of the damage is averted due to his mesh cowl

Dark Eldar: (( also I forgot something ))

Alik:

"Nice shooting, comrade!"

Dark Eldar:

« 1d10 + 4 = 7 + 4 = 11 »

Bronov: (( can i loot his cowl after he dies ))

Cale: (( probably. ))

Bronov:

YEAH BOY

Alik: (( That looks bad ))

Bronov: (( whatever he's doing it's not targeted at me ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Was that his init ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( We're doomed even sooner ))

Dark Eldar: (( yes ))

Dark Eldar:

« 1d100 = 16 »

Dark Eldar:

« 1d100 = 68 »

Alik: (( OH LOOK, IGORIS STEPS UP TO KILLSTEAL ))

Bronov: (( reported ))

Dark Eldar:

« 1d10 + 17 = 7 + 17 = 24 »

Bronov: (( i forgot to tell you guys, i'm low on ammo for doing 2 full auto shots ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( BUY MORE AMMO ))

Bronov: (( im just a working class ))

Kawa: (( Isn't your portrait a picture of you burning money? ))

Alik: (( It's ac tual footage from earlier ))

Cale: (( I meant to use some of my remaining money to buy more bullets for him, but it looks like I forgot to actually put that on my sheet. ))

Bronov: (( yes ))

Dark Eldar: (( welp. ))

Alik: (( Do it now, noone will mind ))

* Dark Eldar flies off and slams into the wall, crushed

Lionus Tybalt: (( Is he 4 meters away yet ))

Cale: (( D: ))

T-bone: (( All hail Brother Igoris ))

Bronov: (( always bet on amagorr ))

Cale: (( yes ))

Cale: (( but I bet I can't see him. ))

Dying, he grabs a strange object from his belt

Lionus Tybalt: (( TIME TO CHARGE maybe if he doesn't move ))

Alik: (( OH BOY ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WAIT HE'S DEAD ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( GODDAMMIT SPACE MAHREEN ))

Cale: (( depends how much critical damage. ))

Bronov: (( i want the cowl, eirei ))

Kawa: (( Damage dies ))

Bronov: (( give me the cowl ))

It's shaped like a seashell, but covered in bizarre colours, some of them light, some of them dark, all equally displeasing to the eye

Lionus Tybalt: (( He's going to call REINFORCEMENTS ))

Bronov:

What sorcery is this?

Cale:

Dunno, but try to use T-bone as a shield.

He bites into it and screams as hard as he can.

Bronov:

What the fuck

Alik: (( I think I know what it is ))

Alik: (( And you don't want to be near it ))

Bronov: (( that's cheating, nigger ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I will always be MELEE RANGE ))

Cale: (( man I can't even see him. ))

Bronov: (( you're always too banged up to do anything, Damage ))

Cale: (( I don't think I EVER saw him. ))

Bronov: (( and then you have to rely on t-bone for heals ))

Moments later, he lets go, and his hand drops to the floor, blood pouring out of his mouth.

He seems to be dead.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Why does T-Bone have a health bar now ))

T-bone: (( I gave myself one ))

Alik: (( He's hostile ))

Bronov:

Keep that blood away from that cowl, it's mine

Alik has received initiative.

Lionus Tybalt: (( waaaait, init is still going on ))

Bronov: (( but we defeated the alien forces ))

Dark Eldar: (( you defeated ))

Dark Eldar: (( what are you doing ))

Alik: (( Can we not see further down ))

Alik: (( Or is that top bit the end ))

Tokens dropped onto map 'map1' by player Damage (Player)

Alik: (( O K ))

Alik: (( Someone roll xenoknowledge to know what that thing is ))

Bronov: (( only tatari knows ))

Cale:

Bronov, come here.

T-bone: (( I only have warp knowledge ))

* Cale hands off a full magazine for the autogun.

T-bone:

What's a nigga gotta do to heal someone around here

Bronov:

My. Many thanks, Brother Cale.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( do you even have an autogun magazine ))

Alik: (( Sheeeeeeeeeeit ))

Cale:

I only have one of these, so when that other gets emptied give it to me and I'll refill it when we have time.

Cale: (( Yes, we coordinated this beforehand. ))

T-bone:

« 1d10+1d10+4 = 5 + 7 + 4 = 16 »

T-bone:

« 1d5 = 1 »

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Alik: (( WELP ))

Bronov:

I'll do just that

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( master healer ))

Alik: (( Cast it again ))

T-bone:

Here ya go bro, all patched up

Lionus Tybalt: (( was that one wound. ))

Bronov: (( good one, t-bone ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( yes ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WORST ))

Kawa: (( Yes. ))

T-bone:

« 1d10+1d10+4 = 8 + 1 + 4 = 13 »

Cale: (( Is it not 1d5+x? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( wait are you healing him again ))

Cale:

RUN!

T-bone: (( Is there anything wrong with healing him more ))

Alik: (( Repeated uses of this power can be dangerous, however, not to mention painful, and the person’s flesh rebels against the intrusion of warp energy. If a person (including the Psyker) is the subject of this power more than once in a 6 hour period, they must Test Toughness or take 1d5 points of Damage (with no reduction for Toughness Bonus or Armour), rather than being healed. ))

Cale: (( I don't know, IS there anything wrong with pumping somebody full of Warp? ))

Bronov: (( just use a fate token, Damage ))

Kawa: (( w ))

T-bone: (( looks like a fair trade ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( DON'T DO IT TATARI ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I CAN HANDLE THIS ))

T-bone: (( Ok little girl ))

Bronov: (( do i have the cowl yet, eirei ))

The Dark Eldar is wearing a full suit of xeno mesh arrmour

Cale: (( Whoa. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Can I wear it. ))

Bronov:

This better fit me

Alik:

"That is being our xenos, sir? Do you think there will be more of these on board?"

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( it's a bit LARGE ))

Cale: (( Arms, body, legs. ))

Bronov: (( can i just drape it on me ))

Bronov: (( like a robe ))

* T-bone uses the auspex

Cale: (( why was his head protected? ))

Alik: (( gj tbone ))

Alik: (( He had a shawl too ))

T-bone: (( thx ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

I doubt this one travelled alone.

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 82 »

Cale:

Then a disguise would be useful.

Bronov:

Let's take what we can from its body and be off

T-bone: (( I ain't auspexing shit ))

Lionus Tybalt:

We'd better keep an eye peeled out. Don't want any more surprise attacks like that.

He's also carrying his strange pistol, and the object from before, as well as a mono-blade

Alik:

"They are probably hearing our battle then, da?" Alik looks at the dead eldar's hand. "What is the thing he was shouting into there?"

Lionus Tybalt: (( I WANT THE MONOBLADE ))

Bronov: (( full suit of xeno armour get ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Is it better than my current sword? ))

you find THIS http://puu.sh/39en9.jpg

Bronov: (( anything is better than your current sword ))

Alik: (( Shuriken pistol get ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( You have a monogreatblade, this is a monoblade ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you can figure it out ))

Alik: (( I wouldn't go looting an eldar in front of a deathwatch marine yo ))

Alik: (( That's kinda HERETICAL ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( So it's less UNWIELDY ))

Bronov: (( I told you to get dual wielding proficiency ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

We should leave the xeno scum and get out of here

Bronov:

Onwards

Cale:

Agreed.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

I do not know what that scream was, and I do not intend to be here to find out

Cale: (( door? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( yes ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( with NOTHING outside ))

* Alik nods and follows the marine out through the door, leaving the others in the room without being watched by the marine, just them and loot in the same unwatched room.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I am so good at this ))

Bronov:

egads, 'tis a void on the other side

Cale: (( ... As in, the vastness of space? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( no, I'm just lazy ))

Alik: (( Everyone reroll ))

Bronov: (( what are we rolling ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( for? ))

Cale: (( reroll what? ))

T-bone: (( ... ))

T-bone: (( You guys suck at humor ))

T-bone: (( I GET YA FUNK ))

Cale: (( Oh. ))

Cale: (( Hah. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( T-Bone stop being a shield ))

Cale: (( reroll characters, because we just jumped into space. ))

Bronov: (( i'm still lost ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( so, you leave everything there ))

Alik: (( O/ ))

Bronov:

IT GREW

Bronov:

THE BEAST IS STILL ALIVE

Lionus Tybalt: (( I AM TAKING THIS MONOBLADE ))

* Lionus Tybalt loots monoblade?

Kawa: (( laffo ))

* Cale loots shuriken pistol and whatever ammunition he can find.

Lionus Tybalt: (( Is Kawa doing that. ))

Cale:

I'm sure the techpriests will want to see this.

Alik: (( Nice cover ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( one clip inside, that's it ))

Cale: (( k ))

Alik: (( "Oh this? I bought it back for the lab." ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( No one want the armor? ))

Bronov: (( i took it ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( pfft ))

Bronov: (( don't touch my armour ))

Alik: (( That might be rather difficult to take ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( what are you doing with an oversized pajama made of flexible metal ))

* Lionus Tybalt slips back into the group

Lionus Tybalt: (( No loot here to see. ))

Bronov: (( i don't know man, but it might come in handy ))

Kawa: (( He needs to sell it to burn more money. ))

Alik: (( Walking around an Imperial world in fetish eldar mesh is going to get you murdered very quikcly ))

Alik: (( At best ))

Bronov: (( when we need something to hide behind for cover you won't be saying that ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( let me just point out what this looks like ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( eirei, time left? ))

Cale:

We should really get going.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( http://puu.sh/39eAs.jpg ))

Alik: (( It's bondage gear with extra spikes ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Need to know when I can take MORE WARP ENERGY. ))

Bronov:

Onwards

Alik: (( Like if Nomura went emo ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Allons-y

T-bone:

Oui oui

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( ~9.5h ))

Kawa: (( 5 meltans walk into the vastness of space... ))

Alik: (( WHO RETURNS? YOU DECIDE ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( IT'S A DALMATION ))

T-bone: (( lamo ))

Bronov:

a hole is opening up in the warp

Bronov:

Get back

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( Tatari, forbidden lore warp, -10 ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 60 »

T-bone: (( Rolls ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( okay ))

Kawa: (( . ))

Cale: (( T-bone is the best at smarts. ))

Alik: (( brb making coffee ))

Bronov: (( your rolls are so bad ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( NOT|Space? ))

Alik: (( Tatari you roll for me ))

Alik: (( You feel lucky tonight ))

T-bone: (( Ok ))

There's a path heading out of the large warehouse-like structure

It's dark, but you can see lights flickering in the distance

* T-bone checks the auspex

Cale:

GOGOGO

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( roll for the auspex then ))

T-bone: (( What stat is it ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 79 »

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( int ))

Cale:

:\

T-bone: (( Welp ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Yo snipah, can you see anything out there?

You detect nothing out of the ordinary

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100-55 => 98 - 55 = 43

Cale:

NOPE

Lionus Tybalt: (( GUESS NOT ))

Cale:

CAN'T SEE SHIT, TYBALT.

Lionus Tybalt: (( WE ARE THE BEST TEAM ))

Cale:

In fact I'm not sure I actually have eyes.

Bronov:

can i search around in not|space

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( actually, you have 9h left ))

T-bone: (( this is unrelated to anything but Deaf did you get the high grade or master grade blue frame ))

Kawa is disconnected.

Kawa is disconnected.

Cale: (( High grade, like a retard. ))

Kawa has connected.

Bronov: (( i'm rolling for search ))

Cale: (( I should've just waited for the master to be back in stock. ))

T-bone: (( welp, I got the HG too and I was thinking of getting the MG and wanted an opinion ))

T-bone's chrono shows that you have 2h left

Bronov: (( « 1d100 = 11 » ))

T-bone:

We got 2h left oh my gah

Tybalt's shows 20h left

Lionus Tybalt: (( wait ))

Bronov: (( what did i find, eirei ))

Kawa: (( Wow Damage, nice timing. ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Something is wrong with my chrono.

Lionus Tybalt:

A GOOD SMASH WILL FIX IT

Bronov notices lights flickering in the distance

* Cale starts up his Vox.

T-bone:

Pee sure tha's just da warp?

Lionus Tybalt: (( I am kidding ))

Bronov:

Brothers, look

Bronov:

One way to find out

Cale:

Base, this is away team, do you copy?

T-bone: (( mic check one two one two do you read me ))

KKSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cale:

Figures...

Cale:

Okay, so we have no idea how much time we have left, or if we even have a ride out of here.

Cale:

We should probably hurry.

Lionus Tybalt:

Guess the only thing we can do is head on.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( it only took you, what, 4h to check ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WE'RE PROFESSIONALS, WE DON'T NEED NO BACKUP ))

Cale: (( I stopped checking when it faded out completely the first time. ))

Cale: (( This time was spurred by the chronos malfunctioning. ))

Bronov: (( maybe we've warped back in time ))

Well, you're in a dark corridor, but you see lights up ahead

* Bronov walks towards the light

Most of your chronos show slightly under 9h remaining

According to your map, you should be nearing the core of the hulk

Lionus Tybalt: (( WE ALL DIED ))

Bronov: (( real space this time ))

T-bone: (( help ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

T-bone: (( I can't type ))

Bronov: (( it's so thick and black ))

Kawa: (( So if Queerpeco summons the dragon what am I supposed to do ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Run. ))

Kawa: (( I assume I cannot into killing them both ))

T-bone: (( throw poop bombs at the dragon ))

T-bone: (( bomb material + poop ))

Bronov: (( it's too early for kawa to even have poop ))

T-bone: (( It makes monsters go away ))

Kawa: (( Ok ))

Deafiler is disconnected.

As you turn a corner, you find yourself in a well-lit coridor

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( fuck ))

T-bone: (( It also completely ruins peco because monhan third gen is a joke ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Well-lit my ass. ))

Deafiler has connected.

Lionus Tybalt: (( THIS IS AS BLACK AS MY HEART ))

Deafiler: (( what did I miss? ))

Bronov: (( the chasms of damage ))

Bronov: (( so thick and black ))

T-bone: (( Me telling Kawa about throwing poop at things ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( We're in a well-lit corridor. Supposedly ))

Alik: (( OK ))

Alik: (( Are we dead yet ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Yes. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( This is the afterlife. ))

Bronov: (( we're in real space ))

Oddly enough, the lights seem to be functioning even after all these years

Lionus Tybalt: (( It sucks. ))

Deafiler: (( It's not letting me impersonate. No tokens, and the Map Explorer window is empty. ))

T-bone:

Daymn

Lionus Tybalt: (( I AM IN SPACE. ))

Cale: (( there we are. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( WHAT DID YOU DO ))

Bronov:

Is this the real life

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I just got 5 fatal errors in maptools ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I DON'T KNOW ))

Cale: (( D: ))

Alik: (( tbone scan it ))

* T-bone uses auspex

Bronov: (( god damn it t-bone ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 24 »

Alik: (( gj tbone ))

T-bone:

WE GOT THIS YO

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( what are you scanning ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( EVERYTHING ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( well ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I POINT MY AUSPEX INTO THE DARKNESS ))

You're in an ancient Imperial vessel, close to the hulk's core

The walls are made of metal

THE FLOOR TOO

Bronov:

Everything here is metal

You detect no other lifesigns in the vicnity

vicinity

Kawa: (( Auspex can show life signs and special effects (gases, radiation, etc) also ))

T-bone: (( voniciy ))

T-bone: (( vinicity ))

Alik: (( voniacity ))

Alik:

"Someone is being here recently?"

Cale:

What makes you say that?

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( the lights are on? ))

Alik: (( yea ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

Who knows? Time flows strangely within the Warp

Bronov: (( Be on guard, brothers ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( okay ))

T-bone:

Auspex didn't pick up shit tho

Bronov: (( for i have forgotten how to type outside of ooc ))

Alik: (( /ooc ))

Alik: (( What's the range on an auspex ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( /ooooc? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( You don't even know how to pronounce auspex ))

Bronov:

Maybe they can bypass detection of the auspex

Lionus Tybalt: (( Out of 'Out of Character' ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( 50m ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Throw auspex while it's scanning, scan that auspex with an auspex, get double range ))

Alik: (( Hey, I'm a trained government agent ))

Alik: (( I know what a scanner is ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( I mean tbone can't pronounce it ))

Alik: (( o ))

After half an hour of walking, you find your way to what appears to be a large cargo hold

Bronov: (( autispex ))

Alik: (( Yeah well fuck tboy and his '''healing''' ))

Alik: (( Can we keep the auspex on passive ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( ONE ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( POINT ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( OF ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( HEALING ))

Alik: (( Guess you're still pretty DAMAGED ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you can always let him heal you again ))

Cale: (( OOOOOOHHHH ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I THINK NOT ))

* Alik keeps his eyes peeled for enemies.

Just as you pass under a large arched doorway, your voxcaster suddenly springs to life

Bronov:

Something is amiss

Cale:

...Time flows strangely in the warp. Perhaps our Inquisitor isn't dead after all?

It appears to be emitting the same signal as Inquisitor Adorjin's signal that led you to the space hulk in the first place

Bronov:

Hello Inquisitor, do you read me?

After some 20 seconds, the signal stops

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( . ))

Bronov: (( how does this walkie talkie work ))

Kawa: (( MIC CHECK 1 2 1 2 ))

Bronov: (( moshi mosh ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( normally, but you're talking to a recording ))

Alik:

"Is an odd place, da? I am hoping T-Bone is not making more Volg beasts appear!"

T-bone:

You and yo' vorg animals man

Cale:

Well, let's go. And keep your eyes and ears open.

According to your trusty auspex, the signal originates down one of the corridors leading out of the cargo hold

Alik:

"You are the one making them come, da?!"

Alik: (( Let's go ))

Alik: (( Wing formation ))

Alik: (( Flying V ))

Just as the signal ends, you hear a barking sound in the distance

Lionus Tybalt: (( That is not how you do that Taiko. ))

* Cale reloads his long las.

Lionus Tybalt: (( This way ))

* Alik is always ready to shoot things.

Bronov: (( we are the ginyuu force ))

* Lionus Tybalt Still has his sword at the ready.

* T-bone prepares his mind powers

Bronov: (( we cant even flying V into that ))

Alik: (( eirei took 2 weeks to map this ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( >warpbeast ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( AGAIN ))

Bronov:

oh boy

Cale: (( BANG BANG ))

Bronov: (( i'm taking a piss before i shoot them ))

Bronov: (( « 1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » ))

Alik has received initiative.

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( er ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( roll for init ))

T-bone:

« 1d10+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d10+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

T-bone: (( woop woop ))

Alik: (( « 1d10+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » ))

Alik: (( ffs ))

Alik: (( WILL ALIK EVER SHOOT A GUN? TUNE IN NEXT TIME ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

« 1d10+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 »

* Cale uses a fate point.

* Deafiler rolls: 10+3 => 10 + 3 = 13

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( YOU SUCK DEAF ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d10 => 9

* Cale gets his fate point back.

Lionus Tybalt: (( How do these even work. ))

Cale: (( fuck yeah, voidborn. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( fucking voidborn, man ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

« 1d10+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

« 1d10+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 »

Kawa: (( Fate points let you do stupid things and Voidborn can RNG them to and fro. ))

Kawa: (( You can use one to heal 1d5 wounds Damage ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Can I get them back? ))

Alik: (( If he rolls a 9 after spending one he gets it back ))

* Large Warp Beast Zwei charges at the spess mahreen

Alik: (( Only voidborn ))

Bronov:

are we dead yet

Cale:

• Re-roll any one failed Test. The results of the re-roll are final. • Count as having rolled a 10 for their Initiative. • Add an extra degree of success to a Test. • Instantly recover 1d5 Wounds. • Recover from being Stunned.

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( oh, I almost forgot ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( FEAR CHECK EVERYONE ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( -10 ))

Bronov: (( god damn it ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 44 »

Alik: (( le eirei... face ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Against what. ))

T-bone: (( WP? ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( against daemons of the warp ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( oh, yeah, wp ))

Bronov: (( « 1d100+10 = 42 + 10 = 52 » ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( « 1d100+10-23 = 19 + 10 - 23 = 6 » I am doomed ))

Bronov: (( i'm so dead ))

Alik: (( « 1d100-33+10 = 92 - 33 + 10 = 69 » ))

Cale: (( roll 1d100+10-39 ))

T-bone: (( scared irl ))

Alik: (( WELL ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Goddamn ))

Cale: (( I give up. ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( I have no idea how you're rolling so just count up your fails/successes ))

Bronov: (( player 69 ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100+10-39 => 68 + 10 - 39 = 39

Bronov: (( i failed miserably ))

* Cale failed.

Lionus Tybalt: (( I missed by 6, does that do anything. ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( how many fails ))

T-bone: (( failed at -1 ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( that's just 1 fail ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Not degrees, just 6. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Okay. ))

Alik: (( 6 degrees >: ))

Bronov: (( everyone failed? ))

T-bone: (( Or -2 if it's -1 by default ))

Cale: (( 3 degrees... ))

Alik: (( MELTAN STAY FROSTY, IGORIS DO EVERYTHING ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100+30 => 81 + 30 = 111

* You roll secretly: 1d5 => 1

Lionus Tybalt: (( Does SPACE MAHREEN get feared ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( WELL ))

Alik: (( Nope, he's 2hardcore ))

Cale falls unconscious

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 70

Bronov: (( i have 2 degrees of failure ))

T-bone: (( me2 ))

* You roll secretly: 1d5 => 1

Alik: (( . ))

Alik: (( I look forward to this ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Funk runs all the way back to the ship. ))

Bronov: (( tatari, use voodoo shit and wake him up ))

T-bone starts to run away in fear

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( and gains 1 insanity point ))

Kawa: (( You guys are all going to die. ))

Alik: (( Sheeeeeit ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100+20 => 21 + 20 = 41

Lionus Tybalt: (( I AM THE ONLY HOPE ))

Cale: (( no, spess mahreen is ))

Bronov backs away from the warp beasts

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( and gains 1 insanity point ))

T-bone: (( spess mahreen is a gary stu ))

* Bronov coolly withdraws

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( also you get -10 to all tests until the end of the encounter ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( who else failed and how hard ))

Alik: (( I failed by 6 degrees :V ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( 1 degree ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( oh god ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100+60 => 30 + 60 = 90

Bronov: (( and you said you were our last hope ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Funk now gets to roll for insanity. ))

* You roll secretly: 1d5 => 4

Lionus Tybalt: (( And kill us all. ))

Alik runs away in fear

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( and gains 4 insanity ))

Cale: (( wat ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( daaaaamn ))

Cale: (( 3 degrees passes out, but 6 just runs away? ))

Alik: (( Welp, that puts me up to 12 ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( depends on how bad I roll ))

Alik: (( Do I go insane now ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( at the end of the session ))

Bronov: (( i built my character around keeping funk in check ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100+10 => 9 + 10 = 19

Tybalt is STARTLED

Alik: (( Your character sucks then ))

Lionus Tybalt:

Ack

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( you only get a half-action your next turn ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( NOOOOO ))

Bronov: (( you won't be saying that when i shoot 3 bullets in your head, funk ))

* Large Warp Beast Zwei charges

* You roll secretly: 1d100 + 20 => 100 + 20 = 120

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( A 100 ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( SERIOUSLY ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WOW ))

Alik: (( So basically fear is the mind killer and also the body killer ))

Cale: (( finally, some GOOD luck ))

Bronov: (( LARGE warp beasts, not your garden variety ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WARPBEAST GET ON MY LEVEL ))

Cale has received initiative.

Cale is on the floor doing the dinosaur

Lionus Tybalt: (( dead ))

Bronov: (( lol ))

Cale: (( I'm knocked the fuck out, what can I even do? ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 32

Bronov: (( the great wall of amagorr ))

Cale: (( Agamorr ))

T-bone: (( All hail Igoris ))

* You roll secretly: 1d10+5 => 6 + 5 = 11

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( well shit ))

* Brother-Sergeant Agamorr takes a severe blow to the chest

Lionus Tybalt: (( OUR MEATSHIELD ))

Lionus Tybalt has received initiative.

Bronov:

AGAMORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Bronov:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alik:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

* Lionus Tybalt takes a half aim because fuck half actions

Lionus Tybalt:

I'LL SAVE YOU NEXT TURN SPACE MARINE

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 19

Alik: (( w ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 55

Bronov: (( did you just take half aim instead of full ))

Alik: (( And then there was no next turn ))

* You roll secretly: 1d10+17 => 2 + 17 = 19

Lionus Tybalt: (( I only have a half action to spend this turn. ))

Cale: (( okay but seriously how do I stop being out. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( couldn't ))

Bronov: (( get tatari to slap you ))

Alik: (( Is this bullshit really a first level adventure ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( That's the end of my turn right? ))

* Large Warp Beast is wounded

Alik has received initiative.

T-bone: (( *nothing happens at all* *large beast is wounded* ))

Large Warp Beast: (( wp to snap out ))

Cale: (( then why the fuck didn't you let me roll?! ))

Large Warp Beast: (( HE HITS IT WITH A HAMMER ))

Alik: (( « 1d100-33 = 97 - 33 = 64 » ))

Alik: (( . ))

Large Warp Beast: (( because you're unconscious? ))

Bronov: (( nice one, funk ))

T-bone has received initiative.

Cale: (( ... ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( He was saying wp to funk. ))

Large Warp Beast: (( t-bone, snap out ))

* Alik can be heard fading into the distance. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh...."

Lionus Tybalt: (( I AM OUR ONLY HOPE ))

Alik: (( TATARI DO THINGS ))

T-bone:

« 1d100 = 50 »

Alik: (( SAVE US TBONE ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WE ARE DOOMED TO THE MAX ))

T-bone: (( ripip ))

Bronov has received initiative.

Cale: (( does unconcious count as Stunned? ))

Bronov: (( full auto on that button warp beast ))

Large Warp Beast: (( no ))

Bronov: (( bottom* ))

Large Warp Beast: (( you get -10 because you're AFRAID ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( What happened to Taiko with fear? ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Oh yeah. ))

Large Warp Beast: (( also shooting into melee ))

Bronov: (( don't i just get -10 to my shit ))

Bronov: (( god damn it ))

Bronov: (( not this again ))

Cale: (( -10 for fear, -20 melee, +20 auto, +10 range ))

Bronov: (( can i just throw my knife ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( So it's evened out. ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( JUST SHOOT IT. ))

Bronov: (( HERE WE GO ))

Bronov:

« 1d100 = 98 »

Lionus Tybalt: (( YOU CAN DO THIS ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Large Warp Beast: (( . ))

Bronov: (( LOL ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( wow ))

T-bone: (( ripripripripripr ))

Alik: (( -20 for melee, +10 for range ))

Your gun jams

Alik: (( . ))

Bronov: (( oh HELL no ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( WHERE'S KAWA ))

Cale: (( unjamming is a full-round... ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( KAWA WE NEED YOUR EXPERT UNJAMMING ))

Alik: (( SUDDENLY A TECHPRIEST APPEARS ))

Bronov: (( i have to unjam AND reload ))

Kawa: (( If only I wasn't busy queerpecoing ))

* Large Warp Beast Zwei ATTACKS SAVAGELY

Cale: (( jamming doesn't expend ammo. ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 93

Bronov: (( shield me ))

Alik: (( Aren't autoguns reliable ))

* Large Warp Beast Zwei MISSES SAVAGELY

Bronov: (( mine isn't ))

Alik: (( Sasuga ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( At that amount of failure? ))

Cale has received initiative.

Lionus Tybalt: (( dead ))

CALE WAKES UP

Lionus Tybalt: (( OH SHIT ))

Bronov: (( shoot some shit nigger ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( PLEASE HIT SOMETHING ))

Alik: (( CALE DO THINGS ))

Bronov: (( quigly ))

Alik: (( breddy gud ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( -10 to all tests until the end of the encounter ))

Alik: (( quigly ))

Cale: (( great... ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Deaf is dead ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( I think he went unconscious irl ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Oh there he is. ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( oh ))

Bronov: (( the warp works in mysterious ways ))

Cale: (( well, I can get up to a +10 after cycling all modifiers. ))

Bronov: (( how did we microwave the beasts last time ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( inb4a100roll ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( they take damage if they fail to do any damage ))

Alik: (( Igoris punched them ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( like now ))

* Cale takes a second to aim at Zwei

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( you could move into point blank ))

Cale: (( ...true. ))

Bronov: (( dont you suck at melee range attacks ))

Cale: (( but that would be the same as a half aim. ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( point blank is 3m or less ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( you get +30 to ranged attacks at that range ))

Cale: (( and I get +30 from a half aim. ))

Cale: (( moving in increases the range modifier from 10 to 30, but I lose my aim. ))

Cale: (( so it's a net -10 ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( I know, I'm telling taiko ))

* Deafiler rolls: 1d100-47-10-30+20+10 => 31 - 47 - 10 - 30 + 20 + 10 = -26

Lionus Tybalt: (( HE HIT ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( IT'S A MIRACLE ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( it's a christmas miracle ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( which one were you targetting ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( the wounded or the fresh one ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Zwei ))

Cale: (( Zwei. ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( okay, healthy ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 54

Bronov: (( why are warp beasts german ))

* Large Warp Beast Zwei does not dodge

* Deafiler rolls: 2d10+6 => 7 + 6 = 13

Lionus Tybalt: (( I am totally going to move in the way now ))

Cale: (( and that's 1 pen ))

Cale: (( sadly ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( they're not wearing armour. ))

You do some damage to it.

Cale: (( right arm again, lol. ))

* Large Warp Beast swings at Agamorr

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 17

IT HITS

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 6

Lionus Tybalt: (( OH NO ))

Large Warp Beast: (( ... ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( SPACE MARINE IS GOING TO DIE ))

* Brother-Sergeant Agamorr dodges

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Lionus Tybalt has received initiative.

Alik: (( SAVE US DAMAGE ))

Bronov: (( the great wall of tybalt ))

* Lionus Tybalt standard attacks ZWEI

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( you get +10 due to "flanking" it ))

Lionus Tybalt:

« 1d100-10-10-47 = 1 - 10 - 10 - 47 = -66 »

Cale: (( wait ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( actually you don't, there's 2 of them ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Cale: (( then should he go here? ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( well you hit anyway ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( So only -56 ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( it's not literally flanking, it's outnumbering ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( I want to be in range of both. ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 34

Lionus Tybalt:

« 2d10+4 = 16 + 4 = 20 »

Cale: (( but that's bad, now they can both attack you. ))

Alik: (( nigga wat ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( If I hit. ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( holy shit what ))

Alik: (( They be dead yo ))

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr: (( which one are you attacking ))

Kawa: (( Damage CLEAVES THE WARP BEAST IN HALF ))

Lionus Tybalt:

ZWEI

Alik: (( He calls him out as he charges ))

* Large Warp Beast Zwei doesn't dodge

Lionus Tybalt: (( wait ))

Alik: (( "ZWEI I'M COMING FOR YA" ))

Cale: (( he rolled a 1 ))

Cale: (( jesus fucking shit ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( yeah, it's 2d10. ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( you should roll each die separately ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( because 10 is RIGHTEOUS FURY ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( . ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( but okay ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( Do it again? ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( nah ))

Kawa: (( You're alreadying CLEAVING IT IN TWO Damage ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( IS IT DEAD. ))

Kawa: (( >alreadying ))

Cale: (( headshot. ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( what's your damage type Damage ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( R ))

Bronov: (( R for rectum ))

Cale: (( page 209 ))

The attack tears skin from the target’s face

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( target’s ))

Lionus Tybalt: (( THAT DOESN'T SOUND BADASS ENOUGH FOR A 20 ))

Bronov: (( time to get grizzly ))

Cale: (( but this is good, if I hit it at all I get +2 damage. ))

Alik: (( eirei 0 - 99214 Technology ))

Large Warp Beast Zwei: (( THEY HAVE DAEMONIC TOUGHNESS ))

Cale: (( everybody else, attack the top one. ))

Alik: (( Day Monic ))

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 38

* Brother-Sergeant Agamorr swings at the warp beast

* You roll secretly: 1d100 => 71

AND HITS

* You roll secretly: 1d10+17 => 3 + 17 = 20

Brother-Sergeant Agamorr:

« 1d5 = 3 »

The savage blow breaks THREE of the warp beast's ribs

Alik: (( Oh god ))

Bronov:

IT GREW

Alik: (( THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM ))

Alik has received initiative.

T-bone: (( I was wondering what it looked like ok ))

Alik: (( « 1d100-33 = 27 - 33 = -6 » ))

Alik: (( Hurray ))

Kawa is disconnected.

Kawa is disconnected.

Cale:

tats, if you want to see something just zoom in.