[12:47:49] xi xi the panda [12:47:53] is sitting in a tree [12:47:58] with a midget [12:48:14] wow i never realized that Twitch was this awesome, i just checked out what you can do with chat rooms [12:48:17] so much things... [12:48:30] moobot is just an IRC bot [12:48:31] !sap [12:48:31] + You try to move but you can't! Your foot seems glued to the floor. As you look down you notice you are stuck in a stream of sap, ankledeep. And it's rising.. fast. [12:48:33] and that midgets name was [12:48:33] Irc is a very modular protocol [12:48:40] sejii [12:48:51] she WILL kill you [12:48:57] she had to stand to even be as talk at the panda sitting [12:48:58] if I don't kill you first [12:49:16] whaT? [12:49:20] hi :3 [12:49:21] tal [12:49:22] Murder! [12:49:23] tall [12:49:25] Hello Vilc [12:49:29] then one day [12:49:35] sejii fell out of the tree [12:49:38] in to a pind [12:49:39] pond [12:49:47] and xi xi the panda never saw her again [12:49:49] hey vil] [12:49:52] for days and nights [12:50:00] his heart would pine for her [12:50:09] he was always on the look out for her [12:50:22] sumtiems i just give up on trying to understand chat [12:50:23] he never want to give up hope that she was gone forever [12:50:43] this is such a heart wrenching story :/ [12:50:53] so one day [12:50:57] No Vil, it's not [12:51:02] he climb down the tree [12:51:03] Sejiii was just chillin on a lilypad [12:51:11] and wondered the land [12:51:16] trying to find her [12:51:23] or find out what happened to her [12:51:40] thats so sweet xi :D [12:51:54] i know your so modest but really, let bunny tell us the story [12:52:16] he wondered on and on [12:52:25] til he found a midget village [12:52:53] she was there [12:53:05] marriage to the king of the village [12:53:29] *pulls up a chair* [12:53:42] so xi xi though it was his chance to win back his one true love [12:54:25] but being a fat panda [12:54:32] he could only sit on people [12:54:44] hes good at that [12:54:45] but the king being a midget it wasnt hard to kill him [12:54:59] -_- [12:55:02] and become the king of the midget village [12:55:05] ResidentSleeper [12:55:24] but sejii [12:55:28] didnt want xi xi [12:55:40] after he had not come to find her for such along time [12:55:56] she want to be happy with the people she now had come to love [12:56:20] but it made her alittle bit happy that xi xi had kill her horrible husband [12:56:31] *whispers* thats me btw [12:56:32] thats so sad [12:56:40] poor xi xi [12:56:40] OHhh [12:56:42] Im dead [12:56:47] so sejii [12:56:49] told xi xi [12:56:52] :D [12:56:54] to pack his packs [12:56:58] and never come back [12:57:09] but xi xi couldnt give up with out a fight [12:57:23] *** Mode #ridgedog +o sixtruewords by jtv [12:57:38] Ximek y u kill me? [12:58:07] so he picked up sejii the midget and put her on a tall tree [12:58:08] hes a panda ^_^ deal with it [12:58:12] so she couldnt get down [12:58:31] I can picture the vein on ximek's forehead pulsing right now, lol [12:58:42] Hahahs [12:58:56] so xi xi started to sing to sejii [12:59:02] and try and win back her love [12:59:46] he sang day and night [12:59:54] but sejii wasnt having any of it [13:01:28] Music recommendations. Let me swap you [13:01:40] so xi xi [13:01:40] Will we get a sequel to this story? [13:01:45] kissed sejii [13:01:46] There we go [13:01:47] poor xi xi, he loves her [13:01:50] I'm liking Lemaitre. What do you like? [13:01:56] to tell her how much he loved her [13:01:59] did she hit him? [13:02:00] but once again [13:02:10] she wasnt loving him back [13:02:15] she just wanted someone [13:02:21] who wasnt a panda [13:02:40] so xi xi picked sejii up [13:02:40] I recommend hall of the mountain king by elo. [13:02:49] and took her back to the village [13:02:50] classic, dannoxx! [13:02:53] where [13:02:58] Are you STILL talking? [13:02:59] Yep, and classical [13:03:10] he ask his magic friend to put a curse on sejii [13:03:10] Apparently so, Ximek [13:03:15] are you still heart broken xi xi? [13:03:22] so if she was ever to fall in love again [13:03:26] i know how it must feel :/ its alright [13:03:30] she would become old and die [13:03:47] sejii [13:03:53] never did love anyone again [13:04:03] she died a bitter old midget [13:04:30] and what came of ximek? [13:04:32] but xi xi didnt know this but sejii had also cursed him [13:04:33] The End [13:04:42] Plot twist! [13:04:46] xi xi would never die [13:04:55] he would wonder the earth [13:05:05] for ever alone [13:05:08] he would live forever without sejii [13:05:11] and never being able [13:05:17] to love sejii [13:05:23] the end