[7/28/2013 9:59:27 PM] Callum Parker: :(
[7/28/2013 9:59:31 PM] Callum Parker: Man my life sucks
[7/28/2013 10:00:44 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: Step 1: stop drinking
[7/28/2013 10:00:51 PM] Callum Parker: :(
[7/28/2013 10:01:01 PM] Callum Parker: My fuck buddy isn't here yet and I have to go to work soon
[7/28/2013 10:01:15 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: Step 2: Real relationship
[7/28/2013 10:01:22 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: Step 3: ????
[7/28/2013 10:01:23 PM] Callum Parker: Lmao
[7/28/2013 10:01:25 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: Step 4: Proft
[7/28/2013 10:01:49 PM] Callum Parker: I was in a real relationship, fuck that.
[7/28/2013 10:01:50 PM] Callum Parker: #Yolo
[7/28/2013 10:02:09 PM] Callum Parker: Also drinking is awesome, have you ever done it before? :P
[7/28/2013 10:03:07 PM] Trigger: All of the retaining of the personal sanity
[7/28/2013 10:04:10 PM] Trigger: why alcohol is a legal form of recreation and escapism I will never know, given just how many less-damaging and more-enjoyable alternatives there are...and given how badly tobacco gets rammed for doing the same thing
[7/28/2013 10:04:22 PM] : Simbiosi :【初音ミク】[Princess]: [Sunday, July 28, 2013 10:01 PM] Callum Parker: 

<<< #YoloI'm divorcing you.
[7/28/2013 10:04:27 PM] Trigger: ^ that too
[7/28/2013 10:04:38 PM] Callum Parker: I meant #Yolo in the joking quoted sense
[7/28/2013 10:04:40 PM] Callum Parker: :P
[7/28/2013 10:04:46 PM] : Simbiosi :【初音ミク】[Princess]: Doesn't matter.
[7/28/2013 10:04:52 PM] : Simbiosi :【初音ミク】[Princess]: You is a obese ex wife to me now
[7/28/2013 10:04:53 PM] : Simbiosi :【初音ミク】[Princess]: > : C
[7/28/2013 10:05:10 PM] Callum Parker: Lmao
[7/28/2013 10:08:50 PM] Trigger: What's that? You inject harmful chemicals directly into your bloodstream or ingest them in pill form? Shame on you; you're harming your body and wasting your money and aren't getting any real benefit from it!

What's that? You inhale harmful chemicals in vapor form, chew them, or snort them? Shame on you; you're harming your body and wasting your money and aren't getting any real benefit from it!

What's that? You drink harmful chemicals? Oh, that's perfectly fine -- recreational, even!
[7/28/2013 10:09:13 PM] Trigger: The social hypocrisy is mind-blowing.
[7/28/2013 10:10:30 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: [Sunday, July 28, 2013 10:02 PM] Callum Parker: 

<<< Also drinking is awesome, have you ever done it before? :PYes, I have drank. The purpose of consuming alcohol is not to get shitfaced.
[7/28/2013 10:11:02 PM] Callum Parker: Booze + Synthetics is pretty mindblowing
[7/28/2013 10:11:16 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: I'm sorry, I don't need drugs to feel good about myself.
[7/28/2013 10:11:20 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: Or to be a total asshole.
[7/28/2013 10:11:27 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: I'm capable of doing both completely sober.
[7/28/2013 10:11:45 PM] Trigger: And I personally prefer to be in control of when I do both
[7/28/2013 10:12:01 PM] Raz [C. Harr]: ^
[7/28/2013 10:12:14 PM] Trigger: Like right now
[7/28/2013 10:12:33 PM] Trigger: bored and looking for an excuse to ignore work that I should probably be doing right now
[7/28/2013 10:12:34 PM] Callum Parker: https://twitter.com/irqed/status/358212928404586498
[7/28/2013 10:12:59 PM] : Simbiosi :【初音ミク】[Princess]: I don't need anything to be an asshole, I just be one :o
[7/28/2013 10:13:05 PM] Trigger: pfff no you're just Rei
[7/28/2013 10:13:11 PM] : Simbiosi :【初音ミク】[Princess]: MY love is pain