→hi
James F.: How can I help you?
→I spoke with a Michael D. earlier about an issue with SWIP
→My datacenter allocated me a /27 SSD
→Decided to install Ubnutu on my KVM partitioned IP address.
→Do I need to submit a SWIP allocation to my VPS when I perform the install?
James F.: Is your NAT running ECC?
→I'll verify for you, one sec.
→I don't believe so.
→Seems to be running DOS
→Lemme re-install for you, can you send me an extra Floppy Drive?
→Send it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
James F.: Floppy drives are obsolete Mr President. We all use Zip drives now.
→ Why are you guys so goddamn funny.
→atlantic.net is the best site to talk to man.
→I was on like
→vps.net
→and they threw me out.
→"Have a nice evening sir"
→Dicks.
→Oh shit my itnernet died.
James F.: I imagine things can get pretty busy. Sometimes you just can't answer obvious bogus questions.
→Not at 3:30 am.
→Well, it's a test you see, I'd like 30 of your finest servers.
James F.: We really only have two of the finest in stock.
→Oh.
→Well that's just useless.
→I wanted a supreme botnet so I could do dictionary attacks on vps.net
→For being stupid.
→Have a nice evening sir.
James F.: You as well.
→Wait, I just realized
→ECC is a bogus term.
→You liar!
→all my terms were real, just greatly misplaced.
James F.: You are correct. I advise you immediately format your hard drive. This will stop the viruses from crashing your FSB.
→Deleting System32.
→One mome-
→I just realized something
→Michael D. and James F. are the same person.
→Random names man.
James F.: http://www.cleverbot.com/
→rusrs
→Are you telling me this is cleverbot.
→That doesn't make any sense.
→You cheeky bastard.
→You're hurting my feelings
→I've been talking to no one this entire time.
James F.: I'm sorry, Dave.
→So, James/Michael/David
→When do you get off ;)
→Wait what.
→This conversation just took a strange turn.
→:(
→Awe man, liquidweb didn't even say goodbye, they just terminated the session on me.
→http://puu.sh/3QU2n.txt
James F.: I can't stand operators who have no respect for punctuation.
→Or any grammar it seems
→i'm
→I'm just telling you that when i'm
→Once fine, then once bad.
→How do you have time for me, is business slow at 3:20 am? I assume you're on EST because of the name "atlantic"
→Unless of course you're in Europe
→in which case I'd be confused.
James F.: We are EST. I actually have no time and am extremely distracted. I'm not sure why I haven't blocked you.
→Because this is fun.
→Share the love
→And because I can change my IP and clear my cookies faster than you can breathe.
→Enjoy you're evening.
→Add me on Skype
→twistertheblackman
→if you dare.