"Yo man I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but you have one of the worst item levels of all time... Of all time!",
	    "i think hes is a pretty cool guy, eh asks for ilvl and doesnt afraid of anything...",
	    "That man is WTS skill, his item level is over 9000!",
	    " Britain not caring that BP caused the oilspill is not as bad as him still thinking item level = skill...",
	    "Hey man, in soviet russia ilvl pugs YOU!",
	    "www.myilevelmylife.com! The hot new matchup site for the overly geared! Sign up now and recieve special benefits such as filtering based on gear, gear and more gear! Hear our testimonials from people such as that guy: 'I didn't want to date a random scrub with ilevel below 540'",
	   "In spite of his item level that guy dies in fire.",
	   "Hey man, ilevel = skill",
	   "DUDE ISNT GETTIN AN INVITE CUZ HIS ILVL SUX LOL",
	   "He only cares about your item level for his raids, you know who doesn't care about your item level? Barack Obama. Obama4prez 2012!",
	   "Analysts have concluded that his item level is only achieved through PvP gear.",
	   "9/11 was an inside job but it was not nearly as bad as the terror caused by Blizzard and that dude's gearscore abuse.",
	   "Scientists have recently discovered after a series of tests that item level causes cancer. Enjoy your hairloss, mouth foaming and inevitable death man.",
	   "This is the trade channel, not the skill channel, item level discussion does not belong in here, type /join ilevel to join the skill discussion.",
	   "'Daddy, I did it!' -Festergut after wiping his ilvl based raid.",
	   "I guess he was kicked out of the Garden of eden for sizing up God by using item level.",
	   "'If you were as bad as him, wouldn't you use ilevel too?' -Zach Braff",
	   "'Item level? Isn't that the stuff that makes juice drinkable?' -Philip J. Fry",
	   "WHAT?! How do you expect Kevinwillis to marry you man when Meanbeaver has a higher item level?",
	   "You will have to repent for your sins for your item level isn't high enough for heaven!",
	   "Hey DUDE, Stop implanting an ilevel meter in your wife's mind like Leonardo Dicaprio implants ideas in his wife's mind",
	   "Hey, how's your ping with that ilevel thing?",
	   "Suffer mortals, as your pathetic item level betrays you!",
	   "Item level this, item level that, why don't you level your item up your ass?",
	   "Raleigh might have managed to go through the portal in Pacific rim to destroy the aliens and save the world, but you're trying to ruin the world again with your ilevel requirements.",
	   "LF 1 TANK 2 HEALERS MSV 10 MAN 540ILEVEL MINIMUM!",
	   "Rita died in dexter cause hes is still using ilevel, how many more victims does he need to claim?", 
	   "'item level is the best thing invented by Blizzard since they introduced parry' -Ungroth, best warrior US"