CREATE TABLE `afkMessages` (`id` INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT , `message` VARCHAR );
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(1,'is dreaming about Ciscog33k.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(2,'is going to burn your house down... with lemons.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(3,'is feeling fabulous!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(4,'is not here currently due to being away from the keyboard so LEAVE THEM ALONE!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(5,'GANZ GANZ GANZ');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(6,'is on hold with Dave at VoxelBox Customer Support.....for the 18th time....');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(7,'is telling Rose to shut her mouth, since no one wants to hear that raddle.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(8,'is keeping it moist');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(9,'is currently setting your build on fire.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(10,'is doing the booty doo');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(11,'is smoking a bottle of Voxel Lager');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(12,'is in a private session with Dolores');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(13,'is running from Jomeagatron');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(14,'is making a chocolate covered treestump');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(15,'wants some lemonade');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(16,'is heiling Speerow');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(17,'is still not over Whitney');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(18,'is viewing tastefully taken photos of Deamon5550''s booty');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(19,'is lifting!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(20,'is thinking of new afk messages');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(21,'.afk();');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(22,'is ready to play some ProMod');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(23,'is setting your build on fire.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(24,'is going upstairs to get them a cold pop');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(25,'.runFromAsshats();');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(26,'.sendAfkMessage("I''m going afk!");');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(27,'is getting a burger from Blondie''s darrrrrrrrlingggg');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(28,'is buying pink panties');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(29,'is hacking into Ridgneyland');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(30,'lost the game');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(31,'believes in love after love');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(32,'boobs!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(33,'is running from the VoxelPolice.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(34,'gravity boob!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(35,'is looking for meaning in Assplosion');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(36,'is downloading more RAM');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(37,'is watching a turtle kickbox a falcon');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(38,'is looking at pictures of giraffe on Google images.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(39,'is looking at pictures of Pandas on Google images.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(40,'is sniffing mint!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(41,'Affiliating Frequent Kicks');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(42,'is speaking in §4C§6O§2L§3O§9U§dR');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(43,'gimme yo TF2 hats!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(44,'give legos all of your TF2 hats');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(45,'The message below is a lie!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(46,'is catching pancakes');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(47,'was afk but then...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(48,'was caught in the closet.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(49,'System.out.println("Afk Time")');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(52,'Head on! Apply directly to the forehead.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(53,'Taking a trip on the RCTaxi.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(54,'Pleasure break');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(55,'is taking a break in the blendershoe.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(56,'isn''t afk; They just hate you.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(57,'is praying to the flying spaghetti monster');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(59,'Builds diamonds in Zah');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(60,'Is in love with Stacy''s mom');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(61,'is logging onto Sword Art Online');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(62,'has gone off the feed a mudkip.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(63,'is afk. Yeah.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(64,'what i really, really, really want is a zigga zig ahh!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(65,'Going Full Irish');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(66,'Is Enslaved in Zah');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(67,'is predicting what you''re typing right now so they can say it before you.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(68,'is testing the AFK system');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(69,' is probably going somewhere... Probably.... 50/50. Otherwise he''s redditing.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(71,'Deleted There Own Player Entity');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(74,'is doing the monster mash!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(75,'Look mom, no hands!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(76,'is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallin''');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(77,'is beating a live horse.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(79,'is going to take a bath in lemon juice.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(80,'is going afklolbrbttylroflmaobffgilstdqqnoukktylstkbbq');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(82,'is growing facial hair.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(83,'is riding the AFKoaster');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(84,'is going to play the keyboard. So technically they won''t be AFK. Get it? Cause...key-');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(85,'how does a tree get online? It LOGS in.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(86,'how do you make soup into gold? You add 24 carrots!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(87,'Why do cemetaries have gates? Because people are DYING to get in!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(88,'How do you light up a soccer stadium? With a soccer match!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(90,'<----- DONT TRUST HIM... He''s probably just messing around with AFK messages...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(91,' is giving all of their TF2 hats to Da_Dumples, not Legos...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(92,' is taking out the trash');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(93,'because I''m blameing butters');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(94,'turtles');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(95,'wants to get AFK boxed');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(97,'is omnipotent.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(98,' hates the default afk messages');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(102,'obj=afk.class.newInstance(); afk.class.getMethod("afk",null).invoke(obj, null);');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(109,'is filling out an application to be Kuraishin''s bitch.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(111,' hates giraffes!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(114,'Is Afk');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(115,'is watching someone''s ass zits on a 52" bigscreen');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(117,'going for a wank');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(118,'has spontaniously combusted');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(119,' CONGRATULATIONS! You''re the 100th visitor to this page! Click to redeem your prize!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(121,'Is Cuddlyassassinating someone');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(123,'masturbating');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(124,'wants to taste shermzo''s sperm');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(125,'Sounas SOUNAS funny');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(126,'wants to jerk off at you');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(128,'screw you admins I''m not liking your review.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(132,'wants to take over Cisco''s reign over the Voxel Box');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(134,'shut up ok..... just SHUT UP!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(135,'i''d even cut my hair and change my name!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(136,'dropped the soap');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(137,'I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(138,'loves peridox');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(139,'is jwerking');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(140,'is using the space toilet.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(141,'was attacked by a Derpie Bird.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(142,'went out to Oinkies for a pulled pork sandwich.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(143,'was attacked by a wild dragon and is incapacitated!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(144,'went to build a turtlefence on Quercas.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(145,'is listening to VoxelRadio.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(146,'is eating Fibonachos.... mm, CHEESY.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(147,'is consulting the VoxelWiki.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(148,'is eating Negative Quantum Cake until they get a stomachache.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(149,'is celebrating Ridgeday!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(150,'is creating a Ridgememe.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(151,'is being attacked by RidgeClones.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(152,'is creating a Smurfmeme!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(153,'is getting vaccinated for Cobbles.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(154,'is munching on DobaCrackaz.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(155,'is licking Neutron Rocky Road Ice Cream.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(156,'is cutting a Pai Pie.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(157,'is enjoying Poffertjes.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(158,'is chugging VoxeLager.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(159,'is hugging a cactus named Steve.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(160,'is ducking under cover to avoid a Pangean Flying Cactus attack.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(161,'is cowering in fear of ridgedog.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(162,'crashed the server and is running away from ridgedog.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(163,'is being attacked by VoxelSmurfs.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(164,'is praying to [GOD].');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(165,'is taking a a bubble bath.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(166,'wishes the server was left to ELEVn.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(167,'is programming plugins whilst slurping powered on potato soup.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(168,'is not here currently due to being away from the keyboard so LEAVE THEM ALONE!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(169,'is hanging out at the Assassin’s Guild.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(170,'is loving a cat and loving to run right now.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(171,'is shoveling a bit of [GOD]’s poo off of the Chocobo Islands.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(172,'just derped.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(173,'got all derpy.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(174,'is contemplating the meaning of life.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(175,'is looking for TedStone deposits in their underwear.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(176,'is thinking about cats again.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(177,'is trying to pull a fishing bobber off his face.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(178,'is installing The Voxel Box Minecraft Modpack.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(179,'is busy trying to get onto Buxville.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(180,'is going into SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(181,'is going to burn your house down... with lemons.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(182,'is stealing plugins from Styx City.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(183,'is talking in CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(184,'is taking a squat.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(185,'has lost their mind.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(186,'is stealing Negative Quantum Cake.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(187,'is building a box.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(188,'is contemplating the meaning of assfedora.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(189,'is depositing a gilded turd.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(190,'has lost the game so is taking a time out.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(191,'is taking a gander.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(192,'has wandered off.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(193,'hurrrrr durrrrrrr te derp dur.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(194,'is not AFK and wants everybody to not know it.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(195,'is going WEST. (''cause life is peaceful there!)');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(196,'left to kick ass and chew bubblegum.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(197,'left to humm the Ghostbusters theme tune in his head.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(198,'just thought about cats.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(199,'is thinking about how many cats don’t have a home.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(200,'wants cats in a little basket. with little bow ties.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(201,'left to crash giant spaceships into makeshift landscapes.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(202,'got bored of minecraft but doesn’t want to log off.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(203,'is building a Rattlesnake fence.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(204,'is adding more torches to Citadel City.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(205,'is travelling through time and space.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(206,'wishes they were piderman.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(207,'is building organix WITH LINES.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(208,'is away, griefing their shorts.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(209,'is making friends over in StyxCity.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(210,'is looking at pictures of Pandas on Google images.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(211,'is bugging ridge about putting back their city.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(212,'is ignoring the city ridge finally put back for them.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(213,'is feeling bad about his actions.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(214,'is riding the comet.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(215,'is riding a kirk.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(216,'has realized that there are no more AFK messages to make.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(217,'is getting an explanation about performer system in VoxelSniper.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(218,'is spoiling your childhood dreams with George Lucas.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(219,'is contemplating the meaning of life.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(220,'has stepped through the stargate.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(221,'is making an airplane.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(222,'is wrestling with Amazon.com customer support.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(223,'is read SpecFic novels in the Aerios library.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(224,'is drunk and is unable to communicate with the rest of the server.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(225,'is trying to steal Feathers from Featherblade''s blades.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(226,'has farted and realised they followed through.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(227,'is supporting Team Nexus with a generous Paypal donation.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(228,'will be back in a flash.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(229,'is building a nuclear bunker.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(230,'has fallen asleep, dip their hand in some warm water, quick!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(231,'is looking for potatoes.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(232,'is a potato.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(233,'has been turned into a robot and is powered by a potato.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(234,'just flew off the wolf.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(235,'is no longer subject to the gravitational constant!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(236,'smells like a recently-built sewer.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(237,'chews the end of their Magic Paintbrush, that''s why their mouth always looks so messy.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(238,'is the one who clicked on your build with the Auto-Shoveler 9001.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(239,'uses their Graviton Sledge for VoxelDentistry.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(240,'uses a grimy copy of the Voxel Times as a blanket.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(241,'has been subpoenaed by the VoxelCourt!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(242,'forgot to add their name to snipers.txt. RTFM!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(243,'has a date tonight with a RidgeClone.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(244,'is playing the Slave of the Coal Mine tabletop RPG with [IGNORANCE].');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(245,'never understands anything [PHILOSOPHY] says.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(246,'is doing it for the [SCIENCE].');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(247,'just found a Voxar in their doodie and is trying to figure out how to extract it.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(248,'is tagging the walls of the Nexus with their name.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(249,'is buying shares of RedCorp stock.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(250,'makes annual donations to the Hug-a-Cactus foundation.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(251,'is choking on their dinner at Flux''s Chix-on-a-stick.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(252,'thinks cyborgs are kinda sexy.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(253,'thinks the Big Shell has a snail inside it.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(254,'is all hopped up on Diet Dr. Smurfy');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(255,'just enrolled at the Alba School for the Arts.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(256,'loses at Whack-A-Mole EVERY TIME!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(257,'just got 3 TNT on the slot machine.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(258,'is splashing around in a VoxelFountain.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(259,'thinks they''re better than you at MagnetoSpleef.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(260,'is pretending to have a life.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(261,'is helping doublenum find his ass, which was just laughed off.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(262,'is making a pearnanago smoothie!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(263,'Left to kick ass, and chew bubblegum');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(264,'dopped the soap');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(265,'is going to go get some salad');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(266,'forgot to read the Surgeon Generals warning and drank while pregnant...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(267,'Why you comin'' home...five in the moan, somethin''s goin'' on-LET ME SMELL YO DIIIICK');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(269,'is watching My Little Poney!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(270,'is looking up pics of Rainbow Dash!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(271,'is a brony');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(272,'has used Instagram and is now switching majors to photography...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(273,'luna was here');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(274,'is thinking of walking the dog.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(275,'is going to Narnia, be back in four months.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(276,'found the mystic purple goat.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(277,'fell in a well. Quick Lassie, go find help!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(278,'wants to be a millionaire.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(279,'is watching you while you sleep.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(280,'is hiding under your bed.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(281,'is riding away into the sunset.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(282,'can''t stop looking in the mirror.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(283,'is about to brawl with an angry goat on top of a mountain');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(291,'is off stealing cakes with jiijii');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(292,'Chilling on the beach at Port Eliza');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(293,'SWAG');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(294,'Whent to take a poop...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(295,'is touring Castle Altz');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(297,'Gonna go score some cake');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(298,'is enjoying tasteful side boobs');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(299,'is ayyy f k');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(300,'is choking on a LifeSaver!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(301,'is Roflcoptering');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(302,'donked');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(303,'is running from [GOD].');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(304,'accidently ate a shoe and now has to go to the hospital...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(305,'secretly wonders why farts don''t smell like peaches');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(306,'is singing showtunes in flawless Russian');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(307,'dresses up in calico and chants "I''m a pretty princess!"');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(308,'is making cathedrals out of waffles');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(309,'is going to stiffen his socks with "all-natural" starch');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(310,'is going to rename his/her significant other Dyson...for obvious reasons.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(311,'just figured out why Kermit The Frog''s finger smells like bacon');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(313,'"insert obligatory sexual afk message here"');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(314,'researching the most effective way to get banned');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(315,'Eight minute pee.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(317,'Confused Ithea with Mechanicsburg');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(318,'KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(319,'is fleeing Sounas'' grammar razzias');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(320,'thinks RCT kills all his park guests while playing RCT3');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(322,'pooped his pants and is going to get a new pair brb');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(323,'is a banana');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(324,'thinks the rule is E before I except after C');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(326,'ISN''T PART OF YOUR SYSTEM');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(328,'is flying sideways');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(329,'Making savoury love to a rolll of bacon');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(331,'is doing a sudoku on the back of a DOTS box');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(334,'is watching Sjin for inspiration');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(335,'brb throwing up =\');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(337,'I hate the admins...');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(338,'Shhh... BOX THIS PERSON');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(339,'afk.avi');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(343,'is getting ready for the Purge');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(344,'was promoted to Guest');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(346,'has a meeting with Voxel God.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(347,'thought they were watching the sun set, turns out they were just on VoxelAcid');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(348,'HATES PIE');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(349,'loves J E L  L OOoooooooOOoooo');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(350,'stares akwardly out into space expecting something to happen');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(351,'just used the /afk command to see what would show up and isnt really afk');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(353,'likes to squish peeled bananas in their hands');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(354,'insert funny afk message here');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(355,'is riding a donkey into the sunset');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(358,'wants to shave an ass.');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(368,'is currently AFK-boxable. Hurry before your chance expires!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(369,' is fueling up at Dan''s Gasoline!');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(445,'Is probably pooping');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(446,'FUCK ALL AFK MESSAGES, GO THE FUCK TO HELL');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(447,'swerve');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(448,'has to take a huge poop');
INSERT INTO afkMessages VALUES(449,'is swerving');