"Yo man I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but you have one of the worst item levels of all time... Of all time!", "i think hes is a pretty cool guy, eh asks for ilvl and doesnt afraid of anything...", "That man is WTS skill, his item level is over 9000!", " Britain not caring that BP caused the oilspill is not as bad as him still thinking item level = skill...", "www.myilevelmylife.com! The hot new matchup site for the overly geared! Sign up now and recieve special benefits such as filtering based on gear, gear and more gear! Hear our testimonials from people such as that guy: 'I didn't want to date a random scrub with ilevel below 540'", "In spite of his item level that guy dies in fire.", "Hey man, ilevel = skill", "your relentless demand for certain ilevels is almost as oppressive as the American patriarchy keeping the individual non-cis at the bottom.", "DUDE ISNT GETTIN AN INVITE CUZ HIS ILVL SUX LOL", "Analysts have concluded that his item level is only achieved through PvP gear.", "9/11 was an inside job but it was not nearly as bad as the terror caused by Blizzard and that dude's gearscore abuse.", "Scientists have recently discovered after a series of tests that item level causes cancer. Enjoy your hairloss, mouth foaming and inevitable death man.", "This is the trade channel, not the skill channel, item level discussion does not belong in here, type /join ilevel to join the skill discussion.", "'Daddy, I did it!' -Festergut after wiping his ilvl based raid.", "'Is the item level loved by the gods because it is pious, or is it pious because it is loved by the gods?' -Socrates", "'One of the penalties for refusing to participate in item level is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.' -Plato", "'Who is also aware of the tremendous risk involved in ilevel pugging - when he nevertheless makes the leap of faith - this is subjectivity at its height.' -Soren Kierkegaard", "'ilevel is dead.' -Nietzsche", "'It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain item level without accepting it.' -Aristotle", "'I have never wished to cater to item level; for what I know they do not approve, and what they approve I do not know.' -Epicurus", "'I never considered a lower item level in raids, in heroics, in guilds, as cause for withdrawing from a group.' -Thomas Jefferson", "'Those who lack the skill will always find item level to justify it.' -Albert Camus", "'I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the level of their gear, but by the skill at their character.' -Martin Luther King, Jr.", "I guess he was kicked out of the Garden of eden for sizing up God by using item level.", "Psalm 136:26 Give thanks to the God of heaven, for his steadfast item level forever.", "'If you were as bad as him, wouldn't you use ilevel too?' -Zach Braff", "'Item level? Isn't that the stuff that makes juice drinkable?' -Philip J. Fry", "WHAT?! How do you expect Kevinwillis to marry you man when Meanbeaver has a higher item level?", "You will have to repent for your sins for your item level isn't high enough for heaven!", "Hey DUDE, Stop implanting an ilevel meter in your wife's mind like Leonardo Dicaprio implants ideas in his wife's mind", "'Now listen here. What I'm sayin' to you is the honest truth. Let go of your item level and you'll be safe.' -Applejack", "Your ilvl based raid will probably go as well as your love life.", "'I..i want to c-come to your raid, b-but I'm not sure if my ilvl is high enough...' -Fluttershy", "'heh... expeliarmous of your item level requirements' - potter 2002", "'Raiding really isn't about ilevel or gear, it's about the skill to deliver your chops and your chops, my friend, are shit.' -Gary Oldman", "It's bad enough that you're playing WoW, do you have to make yourself look like more of a nerd by asking for ilvl requirements?", "'Suffer mortals, as your pathetic item level betrays you!' -Deathwing", "Raleigh might have managed to go through the portal in Pacific rim to destroy the aliens and save the world, but you're trying to ruin the world again with your ilevel requirements.", "Oh dear what can I do, he asked for ilevel and I'm feeling blue", "Joining his ilvl based raid will be like running in the last Boston marathon. You won't finish it.", "beiber is waaaaaaayyyyyyy cuiter then you lol and he dosnt ask for ilevel lol, loser ;P", "Settle down there tiger. I don't want item level mentioned around my household, ok?", "Where'd you learn how to demand ilevel like that, slugger? I thought I raised you better than that, kiddo.", "republican dps, looking for group that doesn't demand ilevel like that guy,send me a pst", "lady gaga might have a bad romance but he has really bad gear requirements!!", "Asking for ilevel? Should probably make sure the people coming have enough repair gold too.", "I'm a sponsored girl gamer and I get by without ilevel requirements, why can't you?", "I'm on remote chat at the club and even I'm offended by your ilevel requirement dude", "What the fudge did you just frickin say about my gear, you little n00b? I'll have you know I'm a rank 1 challenger PVPer and have done raids on every 10 man heroic content. I also partner with reckful and have reflexes like fatal1ty. You are nothing to me but just an ilevel abuser. I will pwn the fudge out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my frickin words.", "waterboarding isn't torture, but your itemlevel requirement sure is", "LF 1 TANK 2 HEALERS MSV 10 MAN 540ILEVEL MINIMUM!", "Razer sponsored me without asking for my ilvl so why does your random pug need to know it?", "No flasks, feasts, gems, enchants, achieves or skill needed for that guy's group. Just bring the ilevel.", "Wiping all night and clearing a quarter of the raid is just fine for him as long as the pugs have a good ilevel.", "'Mama always said life was like a group of pugs. You never know what ilevel you're gonna get.' - Forrest Gump", "I-it's not like I need ilevel or anything Nii-san...", "Robb Stark and his mom may have died, but they died due to lack of skill, not low item level", "King David tallied his nation's military ilvl, after God's prophet warned him not to, and God punished him. Moral of the story? Don't count ilvl, just win your battles.", "Raids in WoW require ilvl and not skill? Guess that's another reason Guild Wars 2 is the better MMO.", "Raids in WoW require ilvl and not skill? Guess that's another reason Runescape is the better MMO.", "Raids in WoW require ilvl and not skill? Guess that's another reason SWTOR is the better MMO.", "'Oh! It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means! The twitchin' means my Pinkie Sense is telling me your ilevel requirement is dumb!' -Pinkie Pie", "'I don't understand why we keep wiping! Everyone had the required ilvl.' - That guy.", "Genesis 1:31: And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. Except for your item level.", "Your ilvl requirements have been holding back good players longer than this misogynistic country has been holding back strong womyn.", "Rita died in dexter cause hes is still using ilevel, how many more victims does he need to claim?", ", the number 1 all female sponsored raiding guild does not approve your use of item level requirements. Please refrain from doing so, thank you.", "'item level is the best thing invented by Blizzard since they invented parry' -Ungroth, best warrior US"