Intro
Alright so this is my friend, his name is Humber. Ay yo, how old this nigga? He like 15 or some shit. Don't worry tho, this nigga can rap. You sure, cracka? He looks funny as fuck. Yeah, he look like an african poet. Bitch, shut the fuck up let this nigga spit some flows. Fuck. Alright, come on nigga, les' go!
Verse 1
Yo, I'm there when your fucking car crashes (crashes)
Afterwards I'll do coke and some motherfuckin' acid (acid) 
I'll take a huge shit on your fuckin' ashes (ashes?)
Asses and tablets -- too big for this shit
Dumpin all this for a motherfuckin' dumb bitch
She moving my balls around like a game of quidditch
I'm chasing her like the Golden Snitch
Clocks ticking and ticking
Bitch want a dicking
All over their pussies
And I'm over here eatin' them cookies
After I'm done I'm laughing
I'm over here, not acting
"What the fuck are you doing" you asking?

Interlude
Come on, can't this nigga do better? 

Verse 2
Tellin' Pierce to put the crack in the backpack
Snapback, like your mom's cracked back
Speakin' of your mom she suckin' the sack
She drink it all up
Slurp it up, pour it in a cup
No simmering the dinner, honey it's all good
Just be a good girl and chuck this wood
Thanks girl, I'll say 
Bitch you'll really make my day
Beat-

Outro
*gun shots* Shit! Fuck! It's the cops! Oh fuck! 
*sirens then come on and you hear people running*