You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello! Question to discuss: What's your dick size Stranger: havent got one:D You: i didnt measure it D: You: lol you're like the first girl Stranger: hahaha Stranger: yay! Stranger: im guessing ur a guy? You: yep :D Stranger: hahaha and your the first guy :L You: wait You: so You: you only met females? D: Stranger: yeahhh You: what kind of paradise are you from Stranger: hahahaha! dont worry you will come across some;) You: i just did :D Stranger: hahaha You: so how do you feel You: knowing that some guy You: is watching us talk? Stranger: hahaha i feel privileged to be able to speak whilst being watched:) Stranger: hahaha You: i guess that's like speaking anywhere public huh :D Stranger: yeah pretend we are in mcdonalds and a nosey person is sat behind us You: and then we're leaving little clues in our conversation, and notice the person doing weird looks Stranger: hahahaha You: so you're on summer vacation ? Stranger: yeahhh You: i've just been to the US for the first time :o Stranger: really? where u from originally? You: denmark :D Stranger: ahh cool:D Stranger: did you have a good time in the US? You: yeah, it was pretty fun :D You: had to readjust for a few days You: everything was bigger XD Stranger: haha:P always wanted to go there You: where are you from then ? Stranger: Englandddddd You: ohhh yeeeaaa You: i flew over you last night! You: likely.... Stranger: haha sorry i didnt wave: Stranger: :(* You: you were probably sleeping at the time though :c You: it was like 5 am :p Stranger: nooo im a rebel i havent slept in 6 years You: (unless you were at a partttyyy) You: oh right You: rebellion against the norms You: the norms being You: sleeping You: everyone does it ! Stranger: i know i know but im pretty cool You: tell me your secret D. You: D: * Stranger: i cant, sorry i just cant have 2 people being cool on earth.. it just wouldnt be cool You: i guess You: i guess you're right You: I have to find my own way of being cool then..! Stranger: its okay your pretty cool:D You: yay :D Stranger: hahaha! Stranger: so yourr name is bob? You: Nahh, it's a little longer than that. Stranger: bobb You: Maybe 3 times as long? Stranger: bobbbbbbbbb You: think: bobbbbbb You: yes You: but no You: but nice thinking You: but no You: it starts with a J You: :o Stranger: jbobbbbb? Stranger: jake? Stranger: jerry? You: it has 8 letters :P You: and it's not really an english name Stranger: unusual name? You: KIND of but not really Stranger: telll me!:D You: it's basically "John", but a danish variation Stranger: Ooo john! but whats the danish way? You: Johannes :D Stranger: aww thats a nice name:D You: thanks xD You: now let me guess your name! Stranger: okayyy! it ENDS in a y You: Britney, courtney, sally, Stranger: nooo 5 letters:D You: ohhh You: Sunny You: ...silly :O Stranger: haha noooo You: hmmmm >:l You: Sally ? Stranger: noooo il do it in hangman styple Stranger: style* You: hahaha nice Stranger: _ _ _ l Y You: N Stranger: thats a L* You: ohhh Stranger: nopeee You: Emily Stranger: Nooo You: bawww Stranger: come on:( You: A? Stranger: nopeeee You: E? Stranger: noo haha! You: i should just You: cry forever You: and eve You: r You: xD Stranger: hahahaha You: H? Stranger: YEAH! You: omg Stranger: H _ _ L Y You: Holly :O Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! You: niiice :D You: you're the first person I know with that name ! Stranger: wooo! back at you:P You: i wonder if that stranger is still watching us :D Stranger: i know haha i bet they are like wtf! how did they get this far from just asking for a dick size!!! You: XDD Stranger: but i must admit your the coolest person on here! You: aw thanks, definitely you too! Ready to go with my jokes, and continue them, etc :D Stranger: yeahhh! do you know any good jokes?:D You: I don't really know like You: the jokes you tell on command, I just try to be funny "in the moment" :P Stranger: ahh thats even better:D You: haha :P Stranger: what you doing then?:P You: like You: right now or in general? You: XD Stranger: erm whats the difference? haah You: like, here when you say what do you do, it's like, what you work with etc You: what im doing right now is chatting on omeglee Stranger: your not!:O Stranger: wouldnt of guessed You: must've come as You: some kind of discoverment, huh :D You: a big one, definitely Stranger: yeahh! and i got a downer now:( i have to go in like 5 minssss!:( You: aw D: Stranger: i know:( You: life just You: happens You: Stranger: hahahaha i know right! stupid lifeee haha You: Stranger: hahahahaahha Stranger: thats fuunnnnny] Stranger: Talk you big toe You: cya xD You: oops Stranger: rude:( You: haha sorry ! You: i thought you were leaving You: like You: "Talk to you, big toe" You: XD You: You: You: :c Stranger: hahaha i said 5 mins itsonly been 2:P You: oh right... You: the final countdown Stranger: hahaha Stranger: might go now seen as though u want me gone :( You: D: You: but You: buuut Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: its fine You: but HOLY You: HOLY HOLLY. You: GOOD GOLLY You: DON'T LEAVE ME! Stranger: i have to go sooooon! You: *lies on the floor, holding your leg* You: ;~; Stranger: OMG!O Stranger: :O Stranger: why did u just lick my knee :O You: it was an accident.... Stranger: its very offensive bob You: and then you forget my name You: cry Stranger: hahahaha how could i ever forget your name:o You: haha :D Stranger: i have to go now:(but it was really nice meeting you! you really cheered me up!:D hope u find more ladies on here;) Stranger: wish i could talk longer tho O.o You: okay :c nice meeting you too! and hopefully.... :D Stranger: and hopefully? You: and hopefully....what? :D Stranger: you put hopefully.... what did u mean? haha You: ah like, to the ladies thing Stranger: ohh right hahaha! well im sure u will:D but be carefull of the pervs You: the pervs are mostly guys You: so You: XD You: i have yet to meet a female perv Stranger: true.. but there are still some girls Stranger: how do u know im not a pervv? You: i mean obviously, everyone is somewhere a pervert, but not like the guys on here You: like you show it right away You: instead of You: it being a You: surprise coming later Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: well byeeeee!!!!<3 You: bye :3