I Colton Kenneth Cunningham, currently affiliated with the Alias: TotalBaddie, hereby swear to destroy fifty pounds of weight from my body.
Onward, I swear to stop all deviant activities (at the moment, private, to even you Tarek) and to vanquish this current shroud from
my mind and body. On the oath of our friendship I hereby give unto thee the chains that shall bind this contract to my soul. José J. González Rodrígue,
currently affiliated with the Alias: Tarek, is witness to this contract and serves as the judge of my sentencing if at any time this contract is crossed

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