I don't know about your guys but I've been having this ping trouble. Mine isn't stable at all (184 ~ 700) The average ping I get is usually around 244 and sometimes when it gets higher than that I can absolutely not play, I just get the Attempting to Reconnect on the screen, I check my internet and everything's okay and when I reconnect, the game literally freezes so I have to leave and reconnect again. I live in Algeria and play in the NA server. This is getting me mad crazy, can anyone suggest anything that may help reduce the ping or something? the progression on league of legends is so slow compared to what im used to with previous games. take sc2 for instance, the game i was playing before league. you start in bronze, you learn what you need to beat bronze players and you then beat the bronzies and move into silver, where you just keep repeating this process over and over, which i did until i eventually got to masters. you keep adding to your skillset and learn which attributes you need to improve in order to get into the next division. except with sc2 its obviously 1v1 so if you learn enough to be better than the other players in your division, you win a lot more than you lose. with league on the other hand, i can learn everything i need to do to be better than my fellow bronzes, and silvers and golds, but my teammates havent necessarily done the same. this is just becoming incredibly frustrating, because i feel like ive learned what i need to know in order to move to the next level, but because its 5v5, im reliant on my teammates also being good in order for us to win. the situation i find myself in is that instead of getting better, i'm just sat here languishing in gold watching people make the same mistakes over and over, while i keep taking advantage of the same mistakes, and my opponents arent punishing me for mine, so sometimes instead of just not improving, i feel like im actively getting worse by not playing against good players who can challenge me and force me to do stuff thats new. fuck i dunno, maybe im just not meant to play 5v5 games and i should stick to sc2, try and get grandmaster or some shit. i do really enjoy league though, i just dont have the will to play 800 games and lose 400 of them. what do you think /lolg/, persevere or go back to starcraft? >the jungler didnt gank top once I hate this excuse. Sometimes the jungler is missing out on a good kill opportunity by ignoring your lane, but other times a jungler will ignore your lane because he knows there is no kill potential. If he knows the enemy won't die when he comes to gank, then it's a huge waste of his time to babysit your lane just because you're a fucking shitter. It's better off he lets you fail and goes to another lane that is actually doing well and where he can secure kills. I started using lolnexus every game, just to see the ranks of everyone in my games, and guess which team will win based solely off of which team is collectively higher. So far i've guess right 5/5 times, only game I couldn't tell was where both teams had identical ranks, and even then I was pretty sure I'd win that game because the enemy had a nidalee who was duo queued with someone else. Every game with a duo queue where one of them picked nidalee their team lost. Granted both duo queues and nidalee on their own make a team more likely to lose, but those 2 together make it a 100% defeat Fucking hate being in silver. The people on your team just dont give a fuck. Just had some person play support for their first time, the jungler didnt gank top once and left 10mins in. I swear its impossible to get out of this shitty league even if you are skilled, cos you can be 20/0/0 and not be able to carry the bronze shitters on your team. And losing 22lp a loss.... fuck dis gay erth m8s srs. rant over I made this post yesterday and the answers didn't really help. If I get forced into support who is the best support to carry a team and how do I build them? I've played 210 games this season as a support out of my 310. Currently 60% wins blitz our of 50 games 50% wins taric out of 90 games 66.7% wins Soraka out of 39 games I normally follow mobafire guides and build the standard support stuff, sighstone,aegis,solari,mobility shoes,wards. I build 0/9/21 or 16/14 Any advice would be appreciated. i'm currently gold I and i dont think my level is gold 1 i'm almost plat and i dont think i play good either maybe it's because my enemies are just really good or maybe i suck i used to carry games now i end up just assisting and getting lucky if my teammates can carry me what can i do? i'm doubting my skill at the game i'm pretty sad since i know people below my divisions and play solidly i don't main any role but the most roles i play are top, jungle, and sup my playstyle is usually just help lanes i'm shit at mid and ad. do you guys have tips to improve in this game? i've played more than 100 games in gold and i dont think i still deserve to be there i'm on the point of quitting and just play ARAM please help me >be Garen top >completely demolish Singed >push and destroy enemy inhibitor by 15th minutes >team refuses to listen >eventually, enemy team manages to get baron >I tell everyone to defend until the buff wears out >as soon as I say that, Karthus fucks off into our jungle, gets ganked and dies >this allows the enemy team to push our tower and kill our mid inhibitor >later, Singed all alone top >tell everyone to go get him >Xin instead fucks off into the enemy bot jungle >we manage to kill Singed, but then his team shows up and kill 3 of us >later, we kill Singed again and Nidalee is fucking around in the bot lane >we can 5v3 the enemy team in mid, kill their last nexus tower and end it >our Vayne decides to leave to go fuck with Nidalee instead >not enough damage to push mid, have to back off >nid kills our bot inhibitor before Vayne can even get to her >eventually lose the game because of shit like this I... I am so mad right now that I am feeling physically ill. Every single thing they did wrong, I told them in advance not to do them, yet they still did them and it cost us the game. There was fucking nothing I could do except watch as they threw. I don't even know what to do with myself. I suddenly have a headache, my chest hurts and everything feels fluttery. I haven't been this enraged in years. A couple of days ago I was promoted to platinum. I was a bit confused but extremely happy. It had been my goal since I started playing lol in the beginning of 2012. What was weird was that I didn't beat very many platinums on my way there. I could beat plats (for example, I'm 2-2 versus my friend on mid) but I was still only facing golds. This specific night I was on a sick soloque run and went 7-1 versus mostly golds (only one platinum and mostly golds I believe) when I was promoted. After this, I've seen a lot of posts on raddit where golds are suddenly promoted to platinum. Way more than I saw back in S2 and some people started discussing whether platinum was really that hard to achieve anymore? For me, I'm quite disappointed. I know I'm not a "true" platinum player and everytime I win lane versus a plat players (I'm about 50-55% win since my promotion, I am now facing platinum only) I wonder if he too was a gold scrub who happened to be promoted. What do you think reddit? Has platinum lost its glory? >1 week lol ban expire >didnt bother to make alts/smurfs/what ever the name >que now >dont even feel like playing >dont play i dunno, i think i lost it..we make funrifts on euw? i dont mind playing with you guys, but after i got placed in bronze 1 after placements, i didnt even que any ranked games, and normals are just soo fucking boring, i literally dont even feel like winning when im winning or losing when im losing, i just watch the silly champions doing silly animations and its like im in the shower again "what am i doing with my life" "this isnt just a phase, or it would end long ago" "where am i going to be in 10 years, dead, by the dumpster with a needle in my arm?" "why the fuck i didnt answer that cute girls messages, she was asking me out for fucks sake, how could i think she isnt really into me" "why did i skip 3 days from school, i didnt had any plans.." man i just want this life to start making some sense, or to get back with my ex..nothing in this world makes any kind of point, anything i do will always have the same outcome, i will simply die in the end, i still wonder what she's doing at this moment, is she happy? is she sad? back when we were together, this life had some point, i knew why i wake up, and now i will never make her smile, i will never play with her hear, i will never make her proud, she will never lie on top of me and cover my face with her hear like im in some kind of tent where i never have to worry, be sad, be bored.. what is the point of living? Guys... please... I just played a game as jungle karma, spoonfed our Yorick mid lane (lane swapped w/ Ahri) with five kills in around seven minutes. I went to gank bot lane one time at about five minutes in, and our Caitlyn just stood there farming minions. I decided what the fuck's the point in ganking if the carry will just farm, so I ignored the lane. Only two minutes later the Janna complains about having "no ganks" in which I said "Caitlyn didn't do anything when I came down..." Yorick, Ahri, Janna and Caitlyn ALL then decided to blame the whole failure of the game on Karma who had fed Yorick a total of seven kills in lane phase. So I just played a 35 minute game as a very non-meta jungle champion which was actually very successful, but I was trolled the entire time because I was so fucking depressed with this team. Caitlyn who does nothing when I gank, and caused this shit. Janna who complains about my gank when it wasn't even me who fucked up, it was Caitlyn. Ahri who just throws the fucking game and gets pissed off and wants to give up because they're "not having fun". Yorick who trolls me for twenty-five minutes straight by being an under-appreciative dickhead and directly blaming me and only me (the fucking jungle Karma that fed him over half of his kills and basically carried the fucking game) for us beginning to lose. I asked him why he had to be such a dickhead. It's apparently because I was ruining his game. I don't know how. I fed him that many kills so quickly he snowballed out of control, but he acted like I had no part in that, or anything at all. After I almost died to Akali we started talking a bit and I asked her if she could report Yorick for trolling the entire game and making it (in my own words) "the most depressing game I've played in a while"; in which their Teemo just started abusing me for having "no life". I don't get this shit guys... >outside of placement matches only played 7 ranked games >been sitting in Bronze 1 promotion matches for weeks because I'm scared shitless of failing >play normal games instead >playing with Plats and Diamonds >they always blame everything on you for being B1 I feel so bad every time, it really makes you want to stop playing the game. Why are people so aggressive towards low Elo players? Before the game even starts they all come out with their lolnexus and lolking stuff with reasons for why they're so much better. I wish I had the strength to climb that ladder but fuck me. How does one get over ranked anxiety? You're plateauing, it happened to me too. Realize that there's some flaw in the way you play that's holding you back. Consider downloading LoLrecorder and watch replays of your ranked games. Every time you play, focus on self improvement over winning or losing. It sounds like you feel compelled to help a losing lane no matter the situation, which is a huge mistake- work on evaluating lanes that are worth helping and snowballing lanes that are. You also mention that you're shit at AD and Mid- that probably means you're shit at positioning and staying alive in teamfights. Work on that, maybe? One last thing: you have this attitude that you don't belong at your level. That is toxic as fuck and will murder any hope you have of improving. If you aren't consistently carrying games, then you absolutely belong where you are, and will stay there until you figure out what's holding you back. look girraffes i dont do this especially on 4chan and i dont know you, but i wish i knew you,gotta met you but honestly your an angel ive never in my life seen a girl with your perfections in my whole life... one day i hope to met you... i cant put into words how stunning you are.. from the looks of it you have no imprections just pure natural cause to be beautiful and make people smile you have looks that will get you far in life and thats alot for me to say one day i hope to have to pleasure to met you your name should be "angel" not Giraffes cause that word right there describes you all over... thanks again and let me know if you ever want to met you have no flaws in you at all you would make m world the happiest place on earth to met you thank you angel. lets get to know eachother Finally watched curse last week, immediately understood why /vg/ adores them Its you - its basically a team where a lonelyfag like you gets to be cool and mysterious for once, gets a girl, gets to kill someone, gets a big documentary made about him. No wonder 4chan likes it, its probably every lonelyfags dream to do what voyboy's character does in this game. You sad fucks probably think you live a mysterious, brooding, sexy life just like him, when in actual fact you are just autistic and socially awkward. The type of person who might go into a bar wearing a black fedora hat pulled deep over his forehead, sits alone at the bar, drinks one drink all night, talks to literally nobody, acts like he's alone, in his head thinking "everyone is wondering about me, the mysterious dark and handsome stranger who doesn't say a word", in actual fact everyone is thinking "what a fucking sad loser", then tipping the fedora to the bartender and going home without a word at 11pm, to masterbate to the girls he saw at the bar that night that's /lolgen/ in reality, in fantasy they think they are cool like the dude in curse. Thats why you cum buckets over them. their a decent team, nothing more. To normalfags like me, its a 2/10 performance. To you, its 11/10 HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM SOOO MAD FUCK AP YI FUCK HIM TO HELL LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING LANE ON OUR TEAM WINS. ME AS FUCKING MID ZED ROAM AND GET KILLS, BOT GETS GANKED A MILLION TIMES AND THEY CANT EVEN RUN WITH WARDS. YI GETS FED AND SOLOCARRIES ALL OF THE SHITTERS. WHAT THE FUUUUCKCKCKK WHAT DO I DO TO FUCKING NOT LET HIM GET FED? MAKE A FUCKING BARRIER OF WARDS ON MIDLANE SO THICK YI CANT PASS THROUGH IT? I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF FIGHTING RIVEN TOP MOTHERFUCKER I TRY TO GO CS? LOLOLOL I DASH AND STUN YOU HUEHUEHEU FAGGOTDICKS I TRADE YOU? OH BUT NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN JUST REGENERATE IT BACK WITH YOUR BROKEN ASS HP/5 SUSTAIN BULLSHIT JUNGLER COMES TO GANK? LOLNONONONO I HAVE 4 GAPCLOSER ESCAPE HUEHUEHUE NEVER CATCH ME FREE SHIELD SCALING OFF A DAMAGE STAT? BUILD DAMAGE GET FREE TANKY? SOUNDS BALANCED GUISE THEIR JUNGLER GANK? OOOOOOOOH FUCK I'M GONNA TELEPORT HALFWAY ACROSS THE LANE WITH GAPCLOSER BULLSHIT AND STUN YOU FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES ON 2 SECOND COOLDOWN BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING OP AND I LOVE DICKS MMMMMM CAN'T GET ENOUGH DICKS HEY LOOK AT ME I'M MANALESS CANCER BITCH WHOREDICKS, OTHER MANALESS CHARS BALANCED BUT ME? FUGGGG NOOOOO I GET TO BE OP AS FUCK BECAUSE I'M SUPER-WAIFU, KING OF THE WAIFU FAGGOT FUCKERS OH YOU BUILDING DAMAGE? I GET NIGGER CLEAVER FOR MAXIMUM SUSTAIN AND BULLSHIT INIFNITE COMBO DAMAGE AND I'M MANALESS TOO LOLOLOOLOLOL ULT NERF? LOLNO IT STILL HAS FUCKING 50 SEC CD, SHE KILL ME AND THEN BAM IT'S BACK UP WHEN I GET BACK TO LANE GLITCHED Q MAKES 5 HIT COMBO WITHOUT ATTACK AND THEN STUN AND THEN NO DELAY ON ULT OHHHHHHHHHH BUT IT'S NOT GLOBAL SO IT'S BALANCED GG OP RIOT CAN'T MAKE A GAME PROPERLY NERF PLEASE >Jungle Warwick >Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 months has been jungle Warwick >Pretty much all victories >Normal blind pick >Oh god why am I doing this >My team instantly start bitching at each other >Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype >Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see" >Mid Nidalee >Bott Thresh and Tristana >Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins >Nidalee fails constantly >Thresh can't land his grab for shit >Tristana feeding >All turrets pushed >Inhibs down >Everyone dies when they go to check Baron >They didn't wait for me >Only one alive >Oh fuck this shit >B and grab Warmogs >Jump onto Ez with my ult and activate Hydra >Rape his ass >Kill Katarina >Singed throws me away >Flash towards him >Kill him >Lulu and GP start to run >Hit Lulu a few times >Passive activates >kill GP >Kill Lulu >PENTA KILL >Destroy 2 mid turrets >Head cos low health >Finish build >Team now think we can win >All push mid >Inhib down and in base >Enemy team start to spawn >Fucking killing time >Kill Ez again >DOUBLE KILL >TRIPLE KILL >QUADRA KILL >PENTA KILL >Holy fuck what have I become >Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus >Holy fuck WW GG >GG wp WW >5 honourable opponent >4 teamwork >6 friends requests >2 game invites Regularly get pentas now, silver 1 and about to head into gold league. Warwick is a fucking killing machine with the right items. I'm 24 LP in Bronze I due to a losing streak. I'm trying to play to improve over just flaming my teammates anytime we're losing, but it's not fucking working. How the fuck do I get out of lower elos. I know I'm good, I know I don't belong in fucking Bronze. But the people I fucking play with. I'm not saying ''omg my teammates so noob X(((('' but Jesus Christ, when they have an 8/0 Fizz and we have a 0/8 Elise, there's something fucking wrong here. Nobody gets to fucking Diamond from Bronze, it just doesn't happen, and it's a little demoralizing. tl;dr how the fuck do i get out of lower elos LOL I AM LE SORRY FRIEND :DDDDD BUT ... B-BUT....:DDDDDDDDDDDD ^_^ U HAS TEH CANSER IS TERMINATIR L M A O L O L XDXDXXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDX LMAOKAI :DDDDDDDDD I started playing this game about a month ago. How do I get passed the nerd-raging faggot phase? Whenever I play a game and one of my teammates feed I just lose my shit. I queue telling myself that this time I'm just going to play it out and not rage at my teammates, be helpful but then the Akali on my team on the other side of the map goes 0-6 in 12 minutes and her opponent (Jax) proceeds to rape everyone. I just lose hope. AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN AN ENEMY IS LEGENDARY why even fucking bother? Should I just uninstall? As I said it's been several weeks and I still can't just keep chill when my teammates are shit. >Ahri will never suck your soul out of your penis >Orianna will never masturbate you using electropulses >Cassiopeia will never give you a poisonus blowjob >Morgana will never use your semen as sugar >Elise will never impregnate you with her eggs >Zyra will never forcefully pollinate your every orifice >Leblanc will never use her illusion to peg you while you go down on her >Lulu will never make you analfuck her with your giantic dick >Soraka will never give you a hoofjob >Kayle will never allow you to pull her wings while you fuck her >Ashe will never give you a frosty deepthroat >Nami will never slide your cock into her silky mouth underwater >Caitlyn will never interrupt your climax with a snaptrap >Irelia will never masturbate you with telekinesis and then fill her corpse with your fluid >Annie will never ask you to hard fuck her making her cry for the pain >Vi will never give you a delicate handjob with her rough and calloused hands >Syndra will never insert orbs into your ass like anal beads >Sejuani will never trap you between her boar-hugging thighs and make you lick your way out >Sona will never feed you with her milk >Lux will never titfuck you with her flat chest For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second. On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads. I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey. This one's for you, Otousan. champ select for ranked >last pick >everyone calls for all other roles >Im left with support >Ask if ad wants a kill lane bot >They say nothing >Ask again >My pick >Ask again >They keep saying nothing >soft lock jarvan and ask again >they say nothing >jarvan locks in >they say nothing >game starts >they say nothing >we nearly get a kill bot, could have even been a double but they keep switching targets and both leave with <50hp >they say nothing >back in lane >AD gets hooked by thresh and gets inta burst >OMG JARVAN WHY DIDNT YOU HELP >whole team turns against me and begs enemy to report >queue again >pick cait >nunu supportwe season 2 now >completly wreck mf+taric >end laning 5-0-1 >meanwhile the enemy khadicks raping a dc 3 levels down lux >she never build cdr >jungler telling to shen to not splitpush >they keep talking shit to each other >kha rape everyone in the team every time there is a fight >game after that >last pick, get support >decide to just deal with it because my teams have been pretty decent lately >our khazix trys to gank and it ends up with enemy getting first, second, and third blood. >we start getting tower dove after that >decide to tray one last game >ranked first pick refuses to ban rengar >I beg him to pick it or ban >picks darius top >enemy gets rengar >I pick jungle so I can camp top >get FB for darius at level 2 on rengar >rengar comes back into lane and kills him >darius comes back into lane and rengar insta kills him again while I'm omw to gank >rengar then kills darius 2v1 when I gank >we ff at 20 when rengar is legendary >play ranked >get my favourite champion poopy >everyone tells me that she is shit and ask me to stop >not with me >I still lock her >you don't even read this >lel nice blog >I can insult you all you want because you skipped this to wrote epig blog m8 >you are an assnigger >ur mum is gay >I am the best >suck my dick >lelelelelel >I ironically shitpost and you don't even realize it cuz u didn't read it >faggot >assclown >spermazebra >woman are all whores >and deserve no rights >nods are miggers >miggers are nods >moot is literally a faggot and should suck a dick >just like ur mum >u made bruv? >be 20/0/100 at the end of the game >poopy is god After 3,000 normal games, I finally set aside today as Ranked Armageddon >I buy food, drinks, and give my parents a special Mother's Day lunch and dinner special so that they are out of the house the entire day >Lock my room up and prepare to show that my experience will shine through >1st Game: Our mid-laner plays for two minutes, AFK's and before we can do anything, their Syndra is five levels above everyone and carries to win. Loss >2nd Game: We have a troll duo in bot lane who feed kills and spam 'sorry' in chat. Loss. >3rd Game: I carry hard with 12/0/2 on Darius, but my bot lane and mid both get rolled. I try to carry, but they're all too tanky and they easily. Loss. >4th Game: Another afk. Loss. >5th Game: All turrets and inhibs on the map are gone. I tell my team to stay at base and wait for them to come, seeing as we saw them coming from wards. Our Lux tells everyone to sneak around the top lane when they're coming up mid and kill their Nexus. They follow her, not realizing that it takes a much longer time to get to a base from top to mid. Loss. >6th and 7th game: afk >8th game: I go 23/1/7, but we still lose. Loss >9th game: afk >10th game: I am so pissed at this point that I just walk through turrets and die 25 times. 0-10. Bronze V. Uninstalled. In a game that is made even more toxic by riot's attempts to make players 'play nice', no, they dont want to win. Not anymore. A single ban from the tribunal can come from you just having a bad day, having an asshole team mate who dislikes you and reports you if you have an even remotely not perfect score. This can happen multiple times, for multiple people. The mindset of 'well, even if I'm nice, I can get banned anyway. There is no point to restraining my emotions'. These people then go on to infuriate even more people and cause the same effect to happen. These people repeat the process, the first tier of 'toxic' players are now permabanned and make new accounts. They then spread the rage taint on to the lower levels, insuring some of them are already incredibly angry by the time they hit level 20. The second tier of now raging players are now probably permabanned, and the third set has caused another, also larger group to not care about teamwork and staying calm, not raging, good things. This cycle will perpetuate itself until the source is removed, and all permabanned accounts are unbanned. The tribunal, which is based off players who a) have never raged enough in a game to get sent to the tribunal(lolno) b) are alts of their mains, and this person is also tainted by the LoL rage, but hasnt shown it enough on this account. The rage player who can act in the tribunal now doles out punishment with the mindset he has in game. That everyone else is a fucktard. EVEN MORE players who didnt do anything wrong now are banned because of this cycle. They now no longer care about following the summoners code. They now rage and call eachother nigger and faggot in game. TL;DR Riot's attempts to end 'toxicity' is directly responsible for it going out of control. >playing league with my loving wife >I go ADC and she supports usually >doing pretty good. we have duo-ed our way to gold II together >One Saturday she gets called into understaffed hospital >3pm and no duo partner >starts up solo queue >lose >solo queue again >lose >one more game I say >lose again >getting frustrated >keep going for 9 hours >keep losing >I'm getting close to crying now. Where is my wife??? >Wife gets home and we embrace finally. >Asks me "How was your day?" >I say terrible and that I lost 2 divisions in league >she whispers something real quiet like >ask her to say again >in the faintest whisper I hear "get good" >I freeze up. >Who am I hugging? This isn't my wife. >Confusion + the days anger gets to me. >I feel the anger rising inside me. >It starts slow but I begin squeezing this imposter. >She asks me what am I doing. >Now the anger is boiling up fast. >Starting with a low roar and ending with a howl like warick I YELL... >VOLIBEAR SUPLEX!!! >and I flip the imposter over my head into the wall. >imposter begins to laugh after laying there a few seconds >the imposter takes her mask off >oh shit another mask >oh shit AKALI >AKALI pulls out knives and begins lunging at me. >Oh shit this bitch is crazy. >My Master Yi like reflexes start taking over. >I grab a chair and bash it over this bitches head. >She is knocked out thank god. >go call 911. >come back to room and she is gone. >mfw akali almost killed me in real life. Hey Faggots, My name is Travis, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about waifus and esports. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any donations? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun to shitpost and all, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Doublelift. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I own my own show, and a I hang out with several pro League players. What pro players do you hang out with? Other than "Le epic Zamphira AP Lulu mid"? I also get tons of donations, and have a banging hot ADC girlfriend (I just supported her; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch I have just smashed my $120 keyboard in a fit of rage because of this game. Winning all game, not just by a little bit either. By an enormous amount. I have like 8 kills 0 deaths, trist has 12 kills 1 death, diana has about 9 kills, and the stupid fucking cunts would not fucking listen. I told them to fucking group up before charging in. Nope, they're fucking braindead. Blitzcrank has to run up while we're as 4 waiting for Diana to get upto us, and pull singed/udyr into our team. This literally happens like 6 times, AND THEY STILL DON'T FUCKING LISTEN. I quit, this game is infuriating, and is I see why now. This games target audience is brain dead morons who cannot play games that actually require skill to play. If they cannot hold on for quite literally 5 seconds until our other team mate makes her way from the base to us, before running in then there is no way they could play anything that requires a shred of intellect. And so they come to this game, which requires 10% skill and 90% luck that somebody on their team can carry their sorry asses to a victory despite their shit play just to make it look like they themselves are good. Who am I kidding, you're all probably the autistic fuckers I'm talking about. How long would it take for someone to comprehend how League works? Like, a complete computer game noob. My boyfriend tried explaining but I stopped him because it started to sound complicated. It seemed decently interesting while I watched him play sooo I think I'd like to surprise him and get into it. HEY KISAMAS, WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU. SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING. (SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA) shut up shitter, you have no idea. it's fucking hard to even get into the tribunal. 99,5% of those who end up there are legitimate scum. getting banned for nothing is even harder than getting into tribunal for nothing. reports by retards who try to punish for playing do it all the time and their report button is worthless. i still get way too many toxic waste in the tribunal, it's not even funny. i have to take breaks because the stuff i read there is sickening me. lurking here for years didn't prepare me for that brain waste i get in tribunal. it's the very same shit like at the beginning. the "ragers" you talk about are those who outvote me and pardon shitters for stuff they wouldn't even consider toxic anymore. THAT is the problem. i have 2 cases i got outvoted. i might end up playing with the atrocities who should have been excluded by now. TL;DR No one is getting banned for nothing. ragers get away because they're judged by ragers. riot should shut down the tribunal and ban people themselves or select enforcers who actually understand that toxic players need to be removed. LOLfags are terrible. I'm a mediocre player, I've been playing for a month at most and I tried to post from time to time in the LOL /vg/ thread, most times people outright ignore your comment in favor of answering with variants of "Bait?" or "Please be bait" when you say something that even remotely doesn't fit their ideas perfectly. Don't even get me started on the "Overpowered" discussions on there, it's fucking terrible to try and reason with them, they'll just go "If you put this champion that is specifically designed to counter the one you are talking about, build like this and counter all of his items your argument is fucking shit". And don't you fucking dare to post if you're not talking about Ranked games and you're at least level 30. It's the terriblest micro-community on /v/, and I can totally understand their passive-aggressiveness against unskilled players, since even one can ruin a game, and it's really frustrating to waste 40-50 minutes in a game you're going to lose because of a tard, but that shit is borderline circlejerk. These threads used to be about theorycrafting/advice and talking about champs, maybe a little discussion about streamers when they were playing (Mainly Saint and Dyrus when he wasn't a flaming faggot) and full mode esports when it was on. It seems worse during yuro hour which is sad but all that's listed above has gone negative, everyone's opinion is right (/a/), giving advice without sarcasm is way gay and every streamer that isn't reep or Zamphira, not that I'm saying they aren't awesome, is a washed up shitter, if someone says something you don't agree with they must be a newfag or from roddit. Esports might be the only redeeming quality these threads still have, but what's the point bitching about it? Is this post going to bring it back? No. Will it get replies? Yes. Go for it, you fucking faggot. All you DotA nerds constantly wank over your Vladimir wanna-be, but I'm fucking SICK of it! Invoker is terribly designed and ant-fun. All of his abilities do the exact same thing and LITERALLY all you do on him is slap your hands across your QWER keys and end up with some broken shit. This is literally how he is played at the international level. You want to compare that garbage with Master Yi? Well let me tell you something faggot, Master Yi is one of the easiest champions in League of Legends and he still requires absolute perfect coordination to play at even the most mediocre of levels. If you even make even the smallest of mistakes you're easily punished, as Master Yi requires the player to be ever alert and aware of the behavior of their lane opponents. Players who know exactly when to pull of their incredibly difficult Alpha Strike combo are feared worldwide. Go back to your fucking kids game you loser. I'll be here playing Master Yi in a game that actually takes skill to master.