Dear NextGenUpdate member.I am .Jordan and I'm going to tell you the story of Gandalf,the white.

Gandalf was once a poor scottish boy living off of whatever he could find in the dumpsters of New York,where he was born.His parents were rich,but didn't like sharing the mulah.One day,for some hella weird reason,Gandalf meets Will Smith,Muhhamad Ali,Osama Bin Laden,and Joseph Kony while they were exploring the Big Apple.The conversation started out with Gandalf asking for sex,then got into more important things.Will Smith then brings up his good friend Travis Kohn,the owner of our beloved NextGenUpdate.He told young,horny,sexy as fuck,Gandalf about this new gaming forum called 'NextGenUpdate' and how it had the best gaming shit on the planet.Gandalf was as happy as santa with two BBW hookers on Christmas.Sadly he did not have the money,power or home to access the newly discovered site.Osama Bin Laden then tells young Gandalf about this house he owns in Afghanistan that he keeps his computer full of Porn in.Gandalf was offered it,and he accepted it.When Gandalf arrives,he is now 34 and still single.He met his wife one day while bargain shopping in the local AlQueda-mart.They eventually got married and gandalf reached the big 1,000 posts on NGU.It caught Outies eye and he was then promoted to Moderator.Now hes here.Still sexy as fuck,and still has the heart of a poor scottish boy from New York.Still today,he lives in Afghanistan.Even after the Seal Team 6 broke into his families house and killed Osama.

-.Jordan