I want to share with you a very deep concern I have about Kevintjuh93. To begin with, Kevintjuh93 must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why Kevintjuh93 accuses me of admitting that he has been robbed of all he does not possess. What I actually said is that Kevintjuh93's contrivances are not witty satire, as he would have you believe. They're simply the backwards ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking.

You can waste all your time arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Or you can actually expose some of Kevintjuh93's intolerant deeds. You decide. I suggest that we rise to the challenge of thwarting Kevintjuh93's unholy plans. This right and truthful proposition, practically established, will help us shatter the adage that he can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft.

Guess what? Kevintjuh93 contends that anyone who disagrees with him is a potential terrorist. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from? There can be no doubt that I admit that I'm not perfect. I admit that I may have been a bit juvenile when I stated that all of the foregoing information has been served up as a necessary prelude to understanding the motive and force behind the current mad rush by Kevintjuh93 and his minions to siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries. Still, that doesn't justify the name-calling, rudeness, and simple ugliness that Kevintjuh93 invariably finds so necessary. Nor does it justify his leaving helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes.

If Kevintjuh93 is going to make an emotional appeal then he should also include a rational argument. Even if our society had no social problems at all we could still say that he is a high-handed spoilsport. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that Kevintjuh93 says that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"?

While everybody believes in something, Kevintjuh93's simple faith in blackguardism will doubtlessly condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors. I can easily see Kevintjuh93 performing the following despicable acts. First, he will nail people to trees. Then, he will create widespread psychological suffering. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind. I don't know if he is consciously and purposely evil or merely longiloquent. I do know, however, that in order to maintain harmony with my conscience I must expose Kevintjuh93's malversation. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Kevintjuh93 has any control over. But that's inconsequential because Kevintjuh93 used to maintain that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. When he realized that no one was falling for that claptrap, he changed his tune to say that the purpose of life is self-gratification. Kevintjuh93 is undeniably a peremptory liar, and shame on anyone who believes him.

Amid the babel of false tongues all around us, even basically good people sometimes find it hard to know what is right and what is wrong. It is tempting to look for simple solutions to that problem but there are no simple solutions. Many people respond to Kevintjuh93's purblind crusades in the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we purge the darkness from Kevintjuh93's heart.

Kevintjuh93 must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why he is so desperate to tell us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and—most importantly—what not to know; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Kevintjuh93 also realized that the ultimate aim of his drug-induced ravings is to restructure society as a pyramid with Kevintjuh93 at the top, Kevintjuh93's cronies directly underneath, the most sordid scoundrels I've ever seen beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Kevintjuh93 to vandalize our neighborhoods, which makes me realize that there is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when Kevintjuh93 perverts hatred in order to create a system of adventurism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity, it becomes clear that there is a simple answer to the question of what to do about his monographs. The difficult part is in implementing the answer. The answer is that we must show pluck and optimism when presented with threats and terror.

The key point here is that this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that antiheroism has never been successful in the long run. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now I'll simply summarize by stating that Kevintjuh93 is always prating about how everything is happy and fine and good. (He used to say that bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by Kevintjuh93 himself), but the evidence is too contrary so he's given up on that score.)

A study of dodgy vulgarians (especially the self-satisfied type) indicates broad political and ideological agreement on the use of force combined with a set of simple tactics to achieve their immediate goal: to inject even more fear and divisiveness into political campaigns. Kevintjuh93 insists that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. If nothing else, he doesn't want us to know about his plans to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night. Otherwise, we might do something about that. I have a plan to discuss the advantages of two-parent families, the essential role of individual and family responsibility, the need for uniform standards of civil behavior, and the primacy of the work ethic. I call this plan "Operation transcend traditional thinking". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that to make up for all of the time he's wasted blathering, Kevintjuh93 should step aside and let me defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that he so desperately wants to abolish. Now I could go off on that point alone, but his expositors aver that "Kevintjuh93 would never dream of denying the legitimacy of those who bring the communion of knowledge to all of us." First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written instead that we must continue to monitor his apostles and expose them as the lawless self-proclaimed arbiters of taste and standards they are then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, his convictions are designed to redefine humanity as alienated machines/beasts and then convince everyone that they were never human to begin with. And they're working; they're having the desired effect.

I have frequently criticized Kevintjuh93's unspoken plan to make us dependent on dissolute evildoers for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval. He usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of alarmism, sectarianism, child molestation, and halitosis. Kevintjuh93 hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that Kevintjuh93's little schemes are bound to fail. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: From the perspective of those inside Kevintjuh93's coalition of maledicent, tasteless chuckleheads and inarticulate proponents of pharisaism, the cure for evil is more evil. The reality, however, is that he pompously claims that his vices are the only true virtues. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately. The fact that Kevintjuh93 would like us to sell our birthright for a mess of pottage is particularly striking because Kevintjuh93 motivates people to join his terrorist organization by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What Kevintjuh93 really wants to do is accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice. That's why there are no easy solutions for dealing with the most unrestrained slanderers I've ever seen (with "easy" being defined as a solution that will not put a subversive, profligate spin on important issues)—and Kevintjuh93 knows it. To recap the main points made in this letter: 1) Kevintjuh93 has a sixth sense that grants him an uncanny—almost supernatural—ability to smell at a distance the blood of the vulnerable, 2) the holier-than-thou attitudes, inclinations, and mottos that he is trying to tattoo on our minds are not educational, but hotheaded, and 3) he is a card-carrying member of the Hypocrisy Club.