I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was
To the train them is my real test
To max them is my cause

I will train all of the skills
Up to ninety nine
Each skill to master and understand
Until that cape is mine

On RuneScape! (gotta train 'em!)
You will just find
The entire game is a grind!
On RuneScape! Oh the game's my best friend
And I'll play it till the end!
On RuneScape! (Gotta train 'em!)
The game's the best
If you play it then you are blessed
Max your skills I'll be impressed
On RuneScape! (Gotta train 'em all!) 
Gotta train 'em all!

Every quest I will complete
The rewards I will claim
I'll do it all, I will not cheat
Until I've beat the game

Have to skill and have to fight
Winning all the wars
Gonna play, until I'm right
At the top of the highscores

On RuneScape! (gotta train 'em!)
You will just find
The entire game is a grind!
On RuneScape! Oh the game's my best friend
And I'll play it till the end!
On RuneScape! (Gotta train 'em!)
The game's the best
If you play it then you are blessed
Max your skills I'll be impressed
On RuneScape! (Gotta train 'em all!) 
Gotta train 'em all!