[18:58:14] <+Jazzka> seph why aren't you ecstatically singing along with your soul song?
[18:58:31] <+Ken-Oh> BECAUSE I JUST ATE CHINESE FOOD AND I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK
[18:58:55] <+Jazzka> did they give you a happy ending?
[19:01:06] <+Jazzka> "here's an eggroll, and here's my poontang."
[19:01:17] <+Jazzka> "E-Eggroll and vagina! Yes!"
[19:01:21] <+Jazzka> "Teehee!"
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[19:01:39] <+Jazzka> "Hold on! Let me call mah boy Jazz about dis' shit!"
[19:01:54] <+Jazzka> -beep beep boop boop boop beep-
[19:02:00] <+Jazzka> "Hello?"
[19:02:09] <+Jazzka> "EY YO JAZZIKENS, GUESS WHAT?"
[19:02:23] <+Jazzka> "A lobster snuck into your room again."
[19:02:28] <+Jazzka> "NO. EVEN BETTER?"
[19:02:39] <+Jazzka> "Um, I don't know. What."
[19:02:50] <+Jazzka> "I GOT....AN -EGGROLL-"
[19:02:55] <+Ken-Oh> Something is seriously wrong with you
[19:03:01] <+Jazzka> "That's real nice, man. Good eats."
[19:03:09] <+Jazzka> -click, beep beep beep beep-
[19:03:31] <+Jazzka> -Seph looks back to the Chinese food waitress, all smiles-
[19:03:41] <+Jazzka> "Awesome. Fucking awesome."
[19:03:54] <+Jazzka> -he takes the eggroll, strolls out, whistling-
[19:04:10] <+Jazzka> -camera pans back to the same waitress, naked, in a state of confusion-
[19:04:12] <+Jazzka> FIN.