"I got into this routine today, where I get all these soaps, and body washes, 
then proceed to rub them against my finger in the shower, then begin to basically 
finger fuck my asshole. After I'm done it smells all nice and peachy (h3h3h3h3h3h3)
then I'm basically like "Ahhh rachran ahh rachran fuck my anus" - Tom Oliver on showering - 2013