"Hurghhhguhhh," groaned Patty as she finished taking a huge shit.  Without bothering to wipe herself, she got up off the toilet and pulled her pants up high.  Her mom jeans were getting tight on her, she was going to need new ones.  As she waddled out of the bathroom from the pain in her butthole, she called out for her husband, Nick.  They had met on a private server called SpookyMS a year ago, and now look where they were.  She burped and adjusted her sagging boobs as she started to check the bedrooms for her husband. Nick was lying seductively on their bed stroking the bed sheet that covered his bare body. "Come here, Pattyyyy." He hissed. She burped loudly before cackling. "D'okay." She got on the bed and it instantly started to sink under her weight. She crawled over to him and he snatched her hands and dragged her down to the bed beside him. He trailed delicate kisses down her neck and began to lick at her severe tanline on her boob. "I love your tanline, baby. It gets me so horny." Patty giggled as Nick began to nibble at her boobs. She began to whimper and Nick smiled. He wanted to tease her until she went crazy. Her husband ripped off her shirt and bra and began to explore her body with his eager hands. Their lips connected in a deep kiss-one where their souls intertwined and became one.  Patty broke the kiss and brought her lips up to his oversensitive ear. "I have a surprise for you baby. Just take off my pants and I'll do the rest." Nick unbuttoned her mom jeans and removed them along with her sopping wet granny panties. "Lay down." She instructed. When he was flat against the bed, she straddled him and brought her vagina over his mouth. "Open up." She ordered. He opened his mouth up as wide as it could go. Patty sunk her vagina down onto his mouth and released her urine. Nick grunted as he tried to swallow all of the piss that was streaming out of Patty. Her urine made him go wild. "You like that, babeh?" She whispered seductively. Patty smirked, pulling off her favorite shirt, her faded shirt she got from Alaska when she was vacationing there, but it had permanent vomit stains on it from her drug experiences. She licked her lips slowly, holding up her sagging boobs and smacking Nick's face with them, waiting for Nick to open his mouth to suck on one of her wrinkly nipples.  Her boob stretched and wrinkled as she tilted her head back and started drooling more than usual, rubbing her poop residues all over Nick's chest. Her droopy vagina lips reeked of fish, just the way Nick liked it, and mixed in with the smell of her poop, he was in heaven.  He inhaled deeply. Nick couldn't resist any longer. She had always been such a tease. He threw her back down and pumped into her like an animal. They both played Patty Cake while he thrust into her. The game was so sexy, it always forced them to climax sooner. Soon they were lost in their throes of ecstasy. Patty screamed, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD YESHHHHHHH BABBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOHHHHHH THANK YOUUUUUU" (Even though her climax only lasted 5 seconds, she couldn't stop herself and continued to scream at the top of her lungs.) They collapsed next to each other and he stroked Patty's hair. "I love you." Nick whispered. "I love you too, hawtie." She threw up all over Nick before they both blissfully fell asleep.