Looks whimsical - until you learn that's the world's largest dandruff pile. <~Jammypants> Is there any sight so comforting as that of a clown's arterial spray? White = Enemy Wounded. Black = Enemy Killed. Pink = Enemy <~Jammypants> Snowball Fight: The Musical took Broadway by storm. No! We saw Hair yesterday. I'm not sitting through West Side Story too. This is OUR honeymoon, Bethany, no matter what you and your mob say. <~Jammypants> Don't give them any money. It will just encourage them. <~Jammypants> The Red Balloon 2: Electric Balloonaloo. The police came not long after to break us up, but at least harvey got the funeral he always wanted Graffiti was down and community spirit was up, thanks to New York's new law, "Three Strikes and You're Snowballed to Death." "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, SNOW ANGEL?" gets you murdered in NYC. After many complaints, the mayor agreed it was time to revamp their snow removal service After jeremy's shiner, tony was never picked last in snowball wars again I think the boston massacre reenactors need another history class <~Jammypants> The rollout of Apple's iBall was exactly the hype-fest you'd expect. It was fun cheaper than a movie, till we got fined for obstructing traffic <~Jammypants> The internship application for The Colbert Report was fun as balls. <~Jammypants> This has been a tradition since the 60's, but back then it was a more fluid exchange. <~Jammypants> Depending on who you ask, this was either the best wedding ever, or the worst. <@Joey2good2B4r3l> (not actually a craption) <@Joey2good2B4r3l> Your city would never sleep too, if it had all that cocaine lying around <@Joey2good2B4r3l> Its a christmas miracle! and on top of the balloonman dying, its snowing! <@Joey2good2B4r3l> The 'scarface on broadway' publicity team really outdid themselves <@Joey2good2B4r3l> Every time a snowball zings, an angel gets its wings * ~Jammypants wipes a proud tear from her eye <~Jammypants> Boy, I was WAY off - a Viking funeral isn't what I thought it was at ALL. <@Joey2good2B4r3l> The party ended five minutes later when the lava caught up <+JohnMulroy> When asked to play dead, Davy 'Details' even went and made himslef 21 grams lighter.