Juice rivals Apple Rival Hi there! Would you like some apple juice? I'm trying to save up for the last bike at the store. Oh? You want that bike too? You are also selling lemon juice? Hmm... there seems to be a problem here.. Tell you what. Whoever makes enough money for the bike first wins. ... You already bought the last bike? ... Um.. Oh! How would you like to double your, eh.. "profits" easily then? If you can make $300 before me, then I'll give you my apples. But if I win, I get your bike. Does that sound like a good deal to you? Great! That bike is as good as mine! -after beating- T-That's not fair.. The bike.. it.. but.. My father told me not to be a sore sport though.. And my mother told me to be an honest young man. Here's my apples. I hope you use them well. Good Luck. Grape Rival HA HA! Look at this kid, you are so dumb. I've been selling grape juice at this middle school for ages! None of your stupid fruits can compare to the awesomeness of my grapes! What a dork. I bet I could easily make more juice than you in week than you could in a year! Ha! You should just go back home, you got nothing! Dork. Cause when I win, I'm taking all your fruits! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You ready to get graped? -after beating- What the heck? You cheated! You hacked my juice! I hate you! You suck so much! Take this! >You got grapes! Good thing you can catch them. I won't forget this! I will beat you! Someday! You will fear my wrath! Orange rival Yo. Wassup? I'm digging your style man. But do you even ship in bulk? I do. My bulk is the best around, but I'll help you out. I'm just that easy-going dude. If you can get enough bulk to take out a shipment of my bulk, then you can add my bulk to yours. This is gonna be groovy~ -after beating- Ah ha all right man! Straight on, now you got my oranges! I'm looking forward to the new world juice order man! Tree Rival >You here music in the distance. >Do you want to follow? >Yes Well HOWDY! I see you were attracted by my flute! Want some Tree Juice? Eh? What are you talking aboot, you want to TAKE my juice? That just ain't right, asking things from a lady. Next you want to my weight, and I just can't have that. You need a whuppin son! But.. aww, you are just a little darling! Tell you want, I'll give you the secret of my trees IF you can outsell me! When? By SUNDOWN SON! If I get the winning draw, you get a whuppin! Are you ready boy? -after defeat- GOSH DANG IT! SON OF A GUN! DARN TOOTIN IT ALL! I can;t believe this little tyke beat my high quality juice! A deal's a deal, but I don't want to see your varmit behind around these parts. Ya'hear? Pear Rivals WHA HA HA HA! WHOH HO HO HO! We are the PEAR BROTHERS! We make quite the pair! But what are you? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PEARS! How about growing some pears and challenge us to A JUICE CHALLENGE! We will even give you OUR pears for the competition! BUT WE ARE TWICE THE MANPOWER! WE CANNOT LOSE! WHEN we win, WE will take a pair of your fruits! HA! HO! This is gonna be easy! There is no way you can understand a new fruit so quick! IT TOOK US A PAIR OF YEARS TO MASTER THE PEAR! CHALLENGE START! -after defeat- Wha ha ha.. what? WhoH ho ho.. who? This is not possible! I blame you fool! ME? YOU COULDN'T EVEN SELL THEM FAST ENOUGH! I WAS WAITING FOREVER FOR YOU TO SQUEEZE THEM! Wait, were we both pouring? Y-yeah.. AH! We need three people to juice properly! But we got beat by one punk kid! O-Oh.. >They ramble on >You got pear! Banana rival >A monkey has escaped the factory! >>some time later >You see a monkey in a chair, riding up to you. >He starts talking though a screen! Hello PLAYER. I am Sir Laboo esquire. I used to be under your employment. I simply cannot thank you enough. Because of the work conditions in your factory, I was able to run a business of my own. Now, the various chemicals I was exposed to were rather painful. But such is the price of intelligence. Now, former master of mine. I want you to prove your intelligence to me. If you can construct a fully automated process for one of your fruits, and earn a total of $100,000.. I will bestow upon you the labor of years of my hard work. A banana. I will not participate in this challenge, but I will be judging you harshly. I wish you luck in our non-confrotation. -after "defeat"- Bravo! I knew you were more than a slobbering sub-primate! Take my banana. It is very dear to me, and you have earned it. I am off now, to continue my research. Good luck on your endeavors!