Ben Mach 2 days ago Allow me to pitch an idea for your next video. Like yourself, I was brought up in Wisconsin and envied the Lunchables eaters until finding out for yourself that Lunchables are absolute garbage and not worth it when weighed against a full frozen Red Baron pizza for the same price. I set out to create my own ADULT LUNCHABLES. The Lunchables eaters are going to ENVY MY CHILDREN! Everything below will be child-friendly except for the drink. It is not beer.And no, there will be no Bacon. (you are very welcome) Crackers - Dare Celebration Collection 5 Individual Carton Box Set of Crackers NET WT 2.58 Lbs (1.17 Kg) - The Vinta variety are quite good; contains mustard seeds, poppy seeds, malted wheat flakes, malted barley flour, wheat flakes, rye flakes, sunflower seeds, millet and sesame seeds. They are very nutty but not overly nutty like you're eating mixed nuts. The Grains First Autumn variety is by far my favorite and has "the goodness of 11 whole grains and seeds, it's simply the perfect cracker." -taken directly from their website. It's a big claim, but I stand behind them 100% on it. THIS. IS. THE CRACKER KING. Try to find these locally as I want your experience with these to be the best one possible and I can't imagine crackers delivered through the mail to retain their high quality.Why am I telling you to buy the 5 Individual Carton Box Set? ... oh you'll see... Meat - Lunchables meat is gross. Here is what you need. (I'm not going to say bacon; I hear your cries, Supertaster.... no more bacon...) CANADIAN BACON! You can't send your kids to school with a bagful of greasy bacon but uncured Canadian bacon is lean, sweet and lunch bag friendly. Generally, I've been very satisfied with the plain Canadian bacon in a yellow package that Costco sells. It's not an incredible amount of fat or salt for what you get and you can trick yourself into telling yourself you're eating ham orrrrr that you're actually eating HEALTHY bacon. You're going to want decent-sized slices for your monster Dare crackers. Cheese - Now I grew up in Wisconsin like yourself, but there is only one cheese I can sit with a knife and graze on all day long and that is some fresh Colby/Monterrey Jack. I've had cojack so delicious it made me cry and I've tasted cojack so repulsive that the outside - HAND TO GOD - tasted like dirt. Sediment. The bottom of a riverbed. Supertaster, I trust you enough to find your own Canadian bacon and Co-jack. Dessert - The last thing our kids need is M&M's and Capri Sun. High Fructose Corn Syrup is ruining us. Apple season is coming up and there is nothing better to go with Cheese, Crackers, Canadian bacon and Apple Juice (spoiler alert) than a delicious red apple. I recommend a Gala, Jazz, Honeycrisp, Cripps Pink or Pink Lady variety apples. Stay away from Braeburn, Red Delicious or Cameo varieties as these generally aren't as sweet and wont compliment the rest of the meal. Stay away from yellow and green apples for the same reason. Granny Smith are tangy and tart, if you want that (we don't, in this context) and are superb for apple pies, as they come out sweeter than many other varieties after cooked. Beyond that, just be a smart shopper and feel your produce out. Use common sense. Note: If you actually intend to send pre-cut apple slices to school with your kids, I recommend adding something like lemon juice to slow the browning, or to just send the apple whole to retain flavor. Beverage - Angry Orchard Variety Pack. You should be able to find this at BevMo! or Total Wine, but I've been lucky enough to find it at my local grocer. If you can't find the variety pack, there's nothing wrong with the original Crisp Apple, but Cinful Apple is where it's at. Happy Eating. This is only the first idea for you that I have among millions. Maybe Chow.com will let us do a week where I provide the ideas for healthy, delicious foods that doesn't sacrifice taste for healthiness and vice-versa.