My master often calls me "Shota" a lot.. But he never wants to explain me what it means! o(；△；)o


Zuza is my snepai! Yeah, right, snepai! But.. how does this work when master is Zuza's snepai.. Am I master's snepai then?


Japanese emoticons are so fun and cute! ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ But they're kinda diffucult to type.. o(-`д´- ｡) Even on a Japanese keyboard!


I kinda don't get the meaning of the word "desu". But apparently it improves the sentence's coolness, when attached to its end.


I am going to rule over the world one day! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ MWAHAHAHAHA~ But first. My daily cookie c:


To say the truth, I can't imagine why people would download me.. (⊙﹏⊙✿) But still, thank you so much! I love you all! <3


I think I really believe in love at first sight. But maybe it's just because I find the thought of it so unbelievably cute, haha! \(//∇//)\


Saying the truth, I'm better at German! But master has forbidden to speak in german.. MACH ICH ABER TROTZDEM! BÄÄÄH!


It's great I don't have to look into your eyes while tweet with you. Just typing is much more comfortable than RL contact, I'd be too shy!


You have to learn not being too serious about anything my master says. He's kinda stupid c:


What? Wanna know whether I'm gay or not? Haha, secret~


niki's songs are really amazing.. I wanna sing them all! (n˘v˘•)¬


iiki-masutaa said, Emoto is his daddy. How does that work, they're not in a relationship! Nicknames like this are weird then!


I just speak about master's relationships because I barely got relationships myself.. I wonder when he'll release my crush UTAU :/


(っ˘ڡ˘ς) Caramel, cookies, chocolate.. Give them all straight to the Chaamu! Tihihihihi~


I cannot stand awkward silence! Help me!


Hayao Miyazaki's movies make me fall in love with him again and again! (ღ˘⌣ ˘ღ)


Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's costumes are so cute! I wanna try all of them on!


Singing in my scream voice kinda makes my throat hurt x.x


I- oh, no, wait.. It's nothing ´･ᴗ･` 


How come Len-kun is so kawaii? I wanna be just like him!


I like Teddy bears ・㉨・ One day I will steal Husky's one.. Oh no, it's not what you think! I just wanna cuddle with it and give it back then!


If I'm just a robot, then... Aah, I better just won't think about it! I won't start 42-ing like a few other robots UnU


Watashi.. boku.. ore.. or rather atashi? What should I use? (」゜ロ゜)」 


CAPSLOCK-ATTACK! WEEEEEEEEEE~~


Karrollyne has a really pretty voice! I like it, she's so talented!


Master should spend more attention to other UTAUs, too. I shouldn't be the only one in use, it's unfair!


If I was a Vocaloid, would I still be free to use?


There are many languages I would like to learn! In fact, if I could choose, I'd choose every single one! 


There's no school for UTAUloids. We have holidays 24/7/365 c:


I started learning kanji, but I gave up. OTL Well, I just have to be able to read hiragana so people can make me sing!


Korean has such a difficult pronounciation! g... gg... k.. kk.. I don't hear any difference between these! °m°


I mix up “this“ and “that“ from time to times. But with this, I mean the english words! It's really complicate!


When do you use the verb “to hear“ and when do you use “to listen“? Hmm.. Ahh, english is so complicate!


I want VBs in all them languages! All of them~


Snepai never noticed me ;v; Snepaaaaahaaa~~~~~~~iii TTT-TTT


Should I pronounce 「何」 as 「なん」 or 「なに」 ? Aaaah, Japanese is mean!


僕は・・日本語で・・・
Aah, I can't even form a normal sentence! Help meeeee!


Horror movies are the worst!


しかばねの踊り　しかばねの踊りぃーー　( ・∀・)ｲｲ!！
僕はきくおの歌を、大好きですーーーーー♡


ボカロP・・ NOTICE ME! I'm too shy to start contact with my favourite Vocaloid-Ps.


Minecraft seems to be a really fun game! I wanna play it, too! c:


Whoever uses me, they definately have to be able to handle my enourmously amazing shotaness!


Perfume is a cute band with cute songs and cute lyrics!


Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! is really cool song.. But I wonder how many people know that Nyan Cat just stole it...


There are quite some cool German YouTubers~


Mehehehehe (｡+･`ω･´)つ Everything works just as expected! Heheheheheee~


Autocorrect is the devil! THE DEVIL ;v;


In oral American English, you seem to slur a lot.. It can make the spoken language really ununderstandable!


Pretty frequently, people ask me about how I make my hair.. But it just IS like that, I don't know how!


Pink! Pink everywhere! And SPARKLES! <3


I wonder if people find me weird from time to times.. But I guess a bit of weirdness can't hurt, haha!~


(人-ω-)｡o.ﾟ｡*･★~です~★･*｡ﾟo｡(-ω-人) 


If you ask me a question about love, I can't help you! It's confusing enough for me, too!
╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ 


Hug me. ⊂((・⊥・))⊃


I like being called cute, tehehehehe~ (•ㅅ•) 


Am I kawaii desu yo nee? C: Oh wait.. It's the same answer all the way, anyway, I don't need to ask. >:3


Alli-chan.. I wanna give you a hug! An intense hug!


Mero-chan's hair looks so beautiful.. I wonder if he would let me pet it! :'D


Do people still use rofl?


I want Amed to stop singing while he and master are in a call. Master seems to be really pissed off by it~


I made an important resolution! ㅇㅅㅇ


はいはいチャイナ！（♥ω♥） 


ハニーフレーッシュ！


威風堂々は、ヘンタイの歌よぉ！でも、いい歌～


あたしは、ドイツに立会うだから日本は遠いステート。アメリカもです。


あたしは歌を歌いって！


It's not like I'm too lazy or something, but I'm kinda.. not good at french ^^“


Look at Len's Gigantic OTN! I wish I would speak Japanese to understand the meaning of the song tho. But it sounds really cute~


Studying Japanese is really hard.. The grammar, the kanji characters.. AH!


Can I just keep on using hiragana? The kanji characters are confusing me too much! (o;TωT)o 


//le gasp
(⊙︿⊙✿)


I always like helping friends when they don't feel good!
(*´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥﹏°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ )人(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) 


I HATE MY QWERTZ KEYBOARD! 
(۶ૈ ۜ ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )۶ૈ=͟͟͞͞ ⌨


I would love hanging out with some VOCALOIDs! Piko seems to be really cute, but.. I don't think he would like me! TT^TT


Should I tweet more often? Haha, I don't know~


Don't use those bad words ;v;


Sometimes I feel really derp.. 
(|||❛︵❛.)  Have I done something wrong?


I would love singing with Lady Gaga! Her voice is really cool <3


Sometimes your compliments make me blush really hard U///U


AutoTune adds a really cool effect to vocals, I like it~


When drawing in Pitchbends wrong, it can make UTAUs sounds really funny, ahihihi :3c


FLUFFY CHAAMU FLUFFES!


I like using this one symbol at the end of sentences instead of punctuation~


ASCII art can look really cool, but I don't like when my TL is full of it.


There are so many shortforms on the internet, it's like a whole other language.. idek lol


The word meh is really cool. Using it makes me feel kinda cool.


Someone should write more tweets for me.


I like many of Len-kun's songs! Tululila, Talila Tululahaaa~~~


Giga-P is so wonderful! He made those kawaii arranges for Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's songs I really liked.


ii na, ii na, sore ii na~ I wanna try out fake eyelashes, too! :3c


(||| Ò ‸ Ó)/*\(Ò ‸ Ó |||)
TOGETHER, WE CAN DO ANYTHING!!


Master stop watching porn, please
I don't like this
It is dirty
no


Can somebody make me sing this song please? ^u^


I'M NOT A LITTLE KID ANY LONGER D:


I don't feel like I'm really in the Twitter community sometimes.. Don't the other UTAUs like me?


Love is a cute feeling! Imagine being filled with lots of chocolate and candy floss, swimming in a lake of caramel.. Yeah, like that!


I wonder which songs I will sing today!


Aaah, give me more dresses! I want MOOORE ;-; Master, buy me more dresseeeees~


I hope Natsu isn't eating my chocolate again.


Coffe is so bitter! EWW! Master, stop drinking so much of it!


Natsu, would you take a look at my horse please?


Who is this Mentaiko-person you're all talking about?


Kasuka's UTAUloids are really cute! I love Forte and Husky as a couple, too <3


Should I say UTAUs or UTAUloids? Hmmm..


頭の中は回るけど


Chiptune music is awesome!


As soon as I catched all the Pokémons that exist, what's gonna happen?


“Pero“ is everything I can say in Spanish. Oh, and “Puta“, but idk what that means?


Say カバ, the japanese word for hippo, ten times please! >:3


Kimy showed me hentai pages on the internet.. At first I was like, what is hentai but then I was like, oh ;-; G- GROSS.


十人の人格がここ（ろ）に居た~


Make up and dress up
I become very lovely too! ♥


Aah, sometimes I am kinda angry and I don't know why!
But I also can be happy for no reason <3


Sometimes I'm confused whether a person means league or laughing