Let's get down to business
To defeat Smogon.
Did he send me shinies
When I asked for none?

You're the saddest fish I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a 'Mon
Out of you.

Damp and flopping, helpless
But on fire within.
Once we train your stats up
You are sure to win.

You're a spineless, pink pathetic puff
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a 'Mon
Out of you.

[PoisonPoint:]
It's only gonna cause my death
Say goodbye to those who knew me
If I had Intimidate I could win
This guy's got me scared to death
Hope he doesn't tear right through me
Now I really wish that I just had Swift Swim

[team] BE A MON
You must Swim Swift as a coursing river
[team] BE A MON
With bulk like Eviolite Swadloon
[team] BE A MON
With all the strength of a STAB Close Combat
Mysterious as the purpose of Drifloon

Time is racing toward us
'til PokeBank arrives.
Max out all your EVs
And you might survive.

You're unsuited for Outrage or Roar
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a 'Mon
Out of you?


[team] BE A MON
You must Swim Swift as a coursing river
[team] BE A MON
With bulk like Eviolite Swadloon
[team] BE A MON
With all the strength of a STAB Close Combat
Mysterious as the purpose of Drifloon


[team] BE A MON
You must Swim Swift as a coursing river
[team] BE A MON
With bulk like Eviolite Swadloon
[team] BE A MON
With all the strength of a STAB Close Combat
Mysterious as the purpose of Drifloon
Hoo-ah!