I've come up with the theory of at least one of Mark Here's parents. Namely, his father. I thought about this when seeing old Oxyclean commercials. I found them nostalgic from Billy Mays' loud, eccentric spokesmanship, and it reminded me of when I was younger. Though, while watching these commercials, I noticed something. At the beginning, Mays shouts his sprt of catchphrase, "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE-", when I realized! What if, daresay, Billy Mays may very well be the father of our beloved Mark Here? Attached is a hastily made picture of similarities that may just be hereditary.