/rocketme /votekick @me /voteban @me /votemute @me rtd rtv /me kicks with the force of a thousand eagles /me kicks with the force of a thousand eagle punches /me lights on fire I love the admins on this server! I wonder if they would kick me? I'm so happy! :) I <3 you guys :) i used to be able to talk but im forgotted how Don't drop the spoon... I might FLIP OUT AND KILL THE ENTIRE TOWN! Gunslinger Girl is my favorite anime I love henrietta she is so cute Last Exile is my favorite anime I love lavie she is so cute i wish i was japaneese i wish i was chineese If I don't take my meds soon I may die... u cant kick me i hack XD u cant ban me i hack XD i love hyrdo its my favorite map Do you like applesauce? I love applesauce! ^^ Do you like barbecue sauce? I love barbecue sauce! ^^ Do you like me? I love me! ^^ Do you like anal? I love anal! ^^ Yeah, I'm homosexual. So what? Oh shit, a fuckin' wizard! YER A WIZZERD, HERRY! Please, don't hesitate to try to kill me; I'm just an illusion! i am an super hero! hep mey i foarget hou 2 spele The Dalokohs Club is the best club! The Dalokohs Club is 20% cooler than your club. I like ponies. OMG YOU WATCH MY LITTLE PONY TOO??? I love rainbow dash shes my favorit pony aw yea slap dat flank fluttershy ur so hawt!! im a furry u got a porblem with that ill call my big brother and hel f*ck u up >:)) I CAN clop to this! how did u do tht r u admin can i plz have admin i promese i wont be bad plzzzzzz give me admin i just wana help how do i put down my wepon how do i drop my wepon how do i chagne my wepon how to shoot how do i shot gun how do i shot my gun i cant move pls help hey get out of my persinal spase u dirty faget i hate my life kick me please WHY CANT I HIT ANYTHEN??????!!!!!!!!!!???/ tf2 hit detection is the greatest invention known to man this game htaes me i cant evr win What is love? / Baby don't hurt me! / Don't hurt me, / No more! In cases such as these I'd like a hand; / Don't wake me up without a master plan. With sight and sound becoming fragile, don't you understand? / When things that once were beautiful are bland... When I feel like, / I can feel once again, / Let me stay awhile, / Soak it in a while... If we can hold on, / We can fix what is wrong... / Buy a little time, / For this head of mine... Heaven for us. In truth, there is no better place to be, / than falling out of darkness still to see. Without a premonition, could you... / Tell me where we stand? / I'd hate to lose this light before we land... And when I feel like, / I can feel once again, / Let me stay awhile, / Soak it in a while... Before we let euphoria convince us we are free, / Remind of how we used to feel before when life was real... The Delgados are an amazing band... I wish I could have found out about them when they were still producing music. When did I put the entire lyrics to The Light Before We Land in the happy...? I used to wonder what friendship could be, / Until you all shared its magic with me! Sharing kindness, / It's an easy feat! / And magic makes it all complete! Do you know you're all my very best friends? i hear benjamoose is a pretty cool guy thundermoose? more like thunderDUCE HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!!! DOGFISH? MOAR LIEK BIRDCAT! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOO bensane03 is best player im bensane03 i jsut change my name 2 get arond ban haha fail JPEG IS BEST COMPRESSION JPG IS BEST COMPRESSION GIF IS BETTER THEN PNG png sucks noob tif sucks noob tiff sucks noob how do i get potoshop how do i get garys mod You... You shot him! Do it again! sup bitches this is chad warden suhp beetches dis is ched wurden got that pee-ess-triple xbox is for wimps hey sexxxy email me at gaben@valvesoftware.com xoxoxoxo hey wanna chat gaben@valvesoftware.com <3 omg ur so hottt send me pix ill send u mine gaben@valvesoftware.com gaben@valvesoftware.com ill take it off 4 u <3 LODSOFEMONE, WUSSAT SPELL? L-O-D-S-OF-E-M-O-N-E, WUSSAT SPELL? LODSOFEMONE LODS OF EMONE LOADS OF MONEY DOSH DOSH, GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT DOSH, GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN, LADS IT'S RAINING MONEY! do you did anal sex before ? to much cool for you GIANT OLD MAN ORGY Who wasted all this barbecue sauce...? Capitalism, ho! CAPITALISM, HO! Recettear is a GREAT game. If your head full of flowers, or something? Ugh, you damn Love Freak...! No. I don't want that. egg toast is best toast My insurance company won't let me do it. The FCC won't let me do it. Don't you fucking bitch out my analogys QUIT SMILING YOU KNOW HOW I HATE JOY GO BACK TO BED RECETTE YOUR DRUNK MY HAMMER IS MAGICAL FUCK ALL PRINCIPLES OF WOODSHOP i have a secret closet guro fetish I am suddenly depressed Oh, Recette? Help Daddy carry this dragon corpse, please. Recette, dear? Help Daddy carry this dragon corpse, please. Recette, could you please help Daddy carry this dragon corpse? Recette, could you help Daddy carry this dragon corpse? Bwuh? THE BREAD EXPLODED INTO MONEY, MY GOD. i am talking to you. and on a chair. the chair is comfy. I have created the ultimate butterdragon slayer I just saw like 4 dragons, and their weakness is unused worn swords and the smell of walnuts IT IS NOW TIME TO SIT RUN EVERYONE IS A LIBRARIAN ADAM SMIIIIIITH BUY THE MIRAGE, PUNCH EVERYTHING INTO OBLIVION God's Hand beats Mirage, idiot. DON'T STICK UP FOR HER AND HER LIBRARIAN TRICKS SHE PUT UP A FORCEFIELD OF BOOKS A HOODLUM IS GOING TO STEAL MY CUTENESS! NO NOT THE BEES Please find my lost kitty! Can I hire someone to stand in a ticket line for me? Exercise your pimp-slapping hand bi-daily for the best results when handling your ho's. Just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't be a sweet, sweet pimp daddy. MY GOD JC A BOMB A BOMB! Don't play Counter-Strike at the airport... Trust me... It's not worth the lobotomy. Don't play Counter-Strike at the airport... Trust me, it's not worth the lobotomy. Yepperoni! Yayification! Yeppercation! 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My life is over! I'm sorry I didn't eat your black beans! I won't crumble under such threats! In human terms, I'm 20 years old. Earth Dangerous! It doesn't grow from the sides! It's a snowman. And who would give gum to a cat, you fool? Super-ultra, great, delicious, wonderful... Hard to understand! Why do magnets attract each other? God is dead! The baby is coming! I'm going to draw an awesome man! I accept her challenge. What is the principal doing to that deer? German suplex that deer. Death or die! Mio-chan, stop! You'll kill yourself! This is simply our just God's punishment, Albert. Are you dating anyone right now? If I don't pawn this scythe and buy some food, I'll die. If you get this question right, you'll receive an arm! I've got an explosive desire to visit an air-raid shelter! Everything you own is garbage! Just let me take it off when I'm ready. He made a snot bubble. A masterpiece. I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming... They may maintain their flavor, but they're not maintaining their spirit! No matter how many I kill, they never learn their lesson. My lower half is unprotected! Someone put in stained glass! Don't expect us to have infinite water! Did you know mature people don't eat snacks? When I grow up, I want to be a frill-necked lizard. Pretending to be asleep won't do any good! Super ultra great delicious wonderful bad. That must be the power of Daiku Industries. Surely happiness must taste like mud. It's hot... It's so hot! I'm just hoping aliens invade... 5,000,000 yen per shot. The sleeping princess woke, without a kiss. The kid is up to something ridiculous again. Your trick is out in the open! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! Starting tomorrow, you can go to school. ...Eggplant. HUEAHEUAHEUHAUEHAUEHUAHEUHUAHUEAHE I bought a paper shredder today. I can just go ahead and throw away my PS3 right now. I bought a paper weight today. I can just go ahead and throw away my PS Vita right now. fucking dragon dildos man >selling used dragon dildos DRAGON DILDOS. EVERYWHERE. THOUSANDS. i just imagined my house being covered with dragon dildoes and my roof caving in there might even be a couple of shark dildos in there, too every single package, full of dragon dildo Oh boy, my new BLRRRRRRRRGGGGG- OH BOY I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AN BLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG- BLRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BETTER OPEN THIS PIZZA BOX HERE, GRAB SOME BLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG OH MAN, CAN'T WAIT TO FIRE A POTATO OUT OF THIS POTATO GUN, YEAH, JUST REACH INTO MY POTATO GUN POTATO BOX HERE AND BLRRRRRRGGG be careful if your gonna put it in a box I HAVE KILLED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM :) SUPER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMA IMAGINE WHAT GRANDMA DID BACK WHEN SHE FIRST HAD HER POWERS I BET SHE RESCUED PEOPLE FROM DEMON TRICKSTER BOXES FULL OF DRAGON DILDOS ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED 9/10 would laff again bowties is crazy that's going into bowties' territory that's going into hayami's territory that's going into kayami's territory ACTIVATING NIPPLE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE CAPTAIN'S BECOME A MILK MAMA!!! This pic is such hublark HUBLARK~ HUBLARK! suddenly wearing japanese regulation school swimsuit under clothes for no reason at all well, obviously, because it's regulation you never know when some pig-faced bitch is gonna come up and challenge you to a regulation swimming contest That's my sister who plans on becoming the prime minister...! Hey, at least the plate looks nice. I'MJUSTACATI'MJUSTACATI'MJUSTACATI'MJUSTACATI'MJUSTACATI'MJUSTACATI'MJUSTACATI'MJUSTACAT HIS CAT DIED, YU MUST BECOME HIS CAT NOW IT'S OKAY I'M A COW SKULL BRO YOU CAN TRUST ME Obligatory wind sound. Yo. Someone hand me a dictionary on the language of the retarded. Pk unfrind me Please have JREYN perforate me with his favorite weapon. I love you Don't Cry over spilt milk, that's my thing Got-dang it, Bobby. I sell propane and propane accessories. Hippies don't hang around pornos! Easy, bruv. Praise be to the Dear Moose. Beep. Boop. Bop. F'taang. I like big butts and I cannot lie. Maybe baggy pants are out of style to you, but not for this guy! Why isn't Nickleback on the DJ thing? Hi, I'm the annoying guy in the bleachers at every sports game. This leads back to my first question: WHY?! Space Cops; you're under arrest. Go to space jail. Space Cops; you're under arrest. Go to space jail. Do not pass go. IN ANY CASE We can't stop here, this is VIKING country! Defeating a Hatesandwich only makes it tastier THE DOGPOCOLYPSE FISHAGEDDON HAS BEGUN! geif me ur hats, ayem an stam mod Im da bestest commando evar Turbotastic! Don't mind me, just stealing a robot! TDC Rules! I'm teh best playah around! I realized: is there actually any proof that North Dakota exists? Im going to place your heads uo the rectum of a cheese infested gibbon and wait until he shits you out Impoverished college students living on their fathers' taxi-driving salaries can't easily validate a $14 purchase plus shipping ...the fuck? the fuck is this shit? "Chill, I'm still downloading the next round" - BlackScales "Be right back guys, my house is on fire" - BlackScales Good European cars.. UHHHGG Herro? HERRROOOO!? Herro can you hear me herro? Is this thing on?? *tap* *tap* *tap* HERRRRRROOOOOOO?!? AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH AEH halp.. HALPPP. HEALLLLPPPP! PAPA JOHNS n' COCAINE BATH SALT! YOU'RE WATCHING NEWS! YOUR WATCHING NEWS! I hope you die in an acid bath of fucking legos! Bros broing bro holes What the fuck man hoaw to mortashe Murphboy is watching you pee God I love this fucking song... Singing pipses Adrien Brody Selena Gomez Is Mad About Pickles Jail jail jail jail jail... also kill urself I am artyom! I am concerned... Follow the white rabbit Wake up, camcole1 Shut up and kill yourself swifty Why you so sick eh? Get Murdered Fuck you dinisty! *disconnect* Fuck you jetsurf! *disconnect* Get 50% off at Conker and Noodles bonerific carshop! Since because pickles.. The adventures of camcole1... The adventures of camcole1.. Rest in peace.. sweet prince.. camcole1 is the best hacker ive ever none FUCK THE FBI IS ON TO US i wonder if Monkey_123 would donate $1000 to me Keysle? keysle ~ # ssh root@breakpointservers.com The cosmos is also within us; we're made of star stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself. appl 4 mudshit kill yourself I smell a troll! He smells like cum! careful you could get it pregnant If I give you $300 will you mail the sock to me? I offer $301.00 USD for said sock. I'll give you 1 million dollars for that sock! Humble Indie Cumsock what the fuck goes on in your tiny little mind, strange child? Gas chamber is minimum acceptable punishment. OP, if you pay me I could put those socks on and wiggle my toes. THE TRUE SAN DIEGAN WARLORD I bought a title for $10 because im a rich faggot. OH GOD WHY What if she doesn't want to wash the sock? I was wondering where my socks were going. Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters FUCK OFF HOMO SEXUAL DICK EHAD you BORNLINE AS A RETARD Kay. My sis gonna play on this account. So mind you to fuck off. Cause you annoy my penis off. Lol. Wtf. HL2D my vagina. Mw3 dude. jion a game i jion in LIAM SUCKS AT MW# no firends forever the game for ahead start thats retard dont turst you to my windows accidently uninstll it you just want me to bnuy it can you still ascces my internet thing im gonna bet you up bithc FUCK STOP BEIGN A DICVK fucken hell ima kill you one day you are afucken liar i have delete the program and the file of mine pc from your account i siad me not that stupid eat your dog and family and cousin OMG YOUR SO STUPID HLF2 IS A GAME NOT A CREATABLE MAP SHIT fuckhead this is notreal retard HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^ oh shit, it really says i payed 999.95. Im so fucked im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund List of things that keep me up at night in order of severity: Anime dubbing, misused homonyms, world hunger. I once bit the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. It tastes like broken teeth??? All I'm saying is, it's probably even MORE fun than threesomes with unicorns and multi-penis dragons! Obligatory: "Ya'll niggas weird." Mouse IL-2 is a 17.2 kD protein containing 149 amino acid residues Ew... Turkish Vanellope does not give me all the boners. Never before have I seen such an open invitation to shift some loli organs around. My mind is full of verb. 5bucks she can yell get have way in ;) Sunglasses Man gets his head between a woman's legs, and softly purrs... "Did I ever tell you I made Daikatana?" Georgia does not look weird! And most pornos aren't even shot there! Vaginas are great. Give me all the vaginas. vaginas and dicks are both pretty stellar looking; now, elbows on the other hand... I will tell you. I will probably lie, but I will tell you. Except for things going horribly wrong, everything is going exactly according to plan. YOU ARE NOW 1x1x1x1's LOVE-PUPPY IT'S NYA NOT NYAN THOSE IDIOTS GOT IT WRONG This hack sponsored by Renard Queenston! Holy cows! 1x1x1x1 was here! Eat my shorts! LOL whut. Meow. FOR THE HORDE! Hacker galore. 1x1x1x1 is your mother. BOOYAH You know what they say... BOOYAAAAAH You got owned. Eat my shirt! No shirt, no shoes, no torso, no service. You got owned, bi-yatch. I heard you like hacks. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common! Want to go out some time? The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will not stab you, and cannot speak. Please wait while I warm up the neurotoxins... Goodbye my only friend... / Wait, did you think I meant you? / That would be funny, / if it weren't so sad. Yousa gonna dia! THIS IS SPART- ERR I MEAN 1x1x1x1! Alakazard flashes! 1x1x1x1 flashes! I'm wild for leo. HURR DURR. DURR. HURR. I'll kick your puppy! Oh lawdy... What have I done?! :3 Who's the noob? You are, hurr. 1x1x1x1 loves you with hate. 1x1x1x1 would like to take this moment to tell you how much he hates you. 1x1x1x1 is your new and old God. 1x1x1x1 is the cake. Telamon is mad you took his chicken. LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS Clockwork was never de-admined D; We all have hearts of gold! Excuse me while I shatter said gold into pieces. I shot Santa. Christmas is canceled. I eat children. Don't be surprised if the world ends. That's just my way of saying hello. I'M GOING TO SMOKE A LOT OF CRACK. Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead. Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this harddrive? Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this thumbdrive? Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this memory stick? Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this memory card? Give me ambiguity or give me something else. I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse from there. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse from then on. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. When there's a will, I want to be in it. Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check? We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? Programming is an art form that fights back. "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?" All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? My mail reader can beat up your mail reader. Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect. To define recursion, we must first define recursion. Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee. Home is where you hang your @ The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. C:/ is the root of all directories. Don't put all your hypes in one home page. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. The modem is the message. Too many clicks spoil the browse. The geek shall inherit the earth. A chat has nine lives. Don't byte off more than you can view. Fax is stranger than fiction. What boots up must come down. Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...) In Gates we trust. (ed. yeah right....) Virtual reality is its own reward. Modulation in all things. A user and his leisure time are soon parted. There's no place like http://www.home.com Know what to expect before you connect. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice. Speed thrills. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. I ALWAYS HAVE MY CAPSLOCK ON I LIKE CAPSLOCK UPPERCASE IS THE BESTCASE LOWECASE IS FOR FOOLS I KNOW A SECRET, AND IT INVOLVES CAPSLOCK YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT CAPSLOCK OR DEATH CAPSLOCK FTW EAT MY CAPS FGT YOU LIKE CAPS, I LIKE CAPS, WE ALL LIKE CAPS! CAPSLOCK 4 LYFE hushup faggot WHAT'S IS that guys even his PROBLEM ? is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE WHAT'S IS that guys even his PROBLEM ? is like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE shit. lets be santa this is complete bulb shit BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE shearching 4 bobby shitfuck IS THERE ANYTHING THAT DOISHE BLASTS THATS NOT QUADS. bube just no pthhbhthbhpthhhthtbbbthb brough to u by the BIBTCHEZ & THA GANJOG B) um, last I checked, the zoo didn't allow IDIDOT GAYS inside sububaway is for ONLY when your high, ONLY ... if this guy any more stoned then that, he's belong in the holy fucking buble BAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wall) tititled, "THE GRODIRON"! this redard can sit his soggy ass in a car on your shirt like an asshole FORE EVER NITE MANGIC! sports DONG this fapass dunkstick does this EVEREY fucking time more like legrend of the unreal shithead them man, the dickhead, the LERGEND. oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOOOoOOHHhhh hah just fucking with uou... borack bobdama STILL haven't got the hang of this ecolomy thing yet; this fine apparell secretly holds a mystery.... SHHHHHHHHHH CHECK OUT THUS HOT NEW MORCH.......... okay shup up everybody this shit is a SERIOUS, issue spoot problems? so want else is new........ wowoof woof, aha hah what a fuckin IDIOT! hooly SHIT, wear a MOVIE??????????? he LAUGHED when he shok, like a bowl full of WEED!!! omfg you don't boguard chips in the shitter dude, you just DONT HAHAHAHAHAHA they juts don't ever hit the ground, what is WRONG with this picture. "3" of ten um, EATH TO ASSHOLE. hello can you here me..... (part 2 of thenacho party thing) evrybody was high when this went down, EVERYBODY (part 1 of 10 ok put the can down dude.... haha, unbealievible ok, AGAIN with the ANGEL problems. seariously dude?????????? no way i mean no fucking way, NO WON is that good.. just do me a FAVOR, put it bock in the fridge bro.... a GAIN with the socks, you have GOT to be SHITTONG me this guy.... he OWNS the glass, he OWNS it sweet bro comes thru.......... AGAIN not even BARACK obana can bail him out of THIS jam..... so messed up.... jelly??? omfg thats SO MESSED UP!!! HE HE HE man listen, stairs. i am TELLING you purple, because icecream has no bones i love engijumping. he's rapin' everybody up in heah. I APPEAR TO HAVE DIED! you should see a doctor for that :/ fear the bloody pickaxe of brainpeices owh. my femurs were relocated to my chest cavity. I GOOD I GET KRITZ pff. capping. *laughs internally* Zyphiridon was lucky enough to land his way onto the happy. God Clinton: Turn on porn and blast it full volm This thread is now about hearts. and the subject of rainbow ponies will probably be pulled out of some dark hole, too. I is a :3 MAYBE IF I SPIN FASTER I CAN GO BACK IN TIME HUH Double posting makes you look mean and serious. I will keel you in thee niet. Not caring is the best antidote for troll-itus. DO THE FUCKING JIG BITCHES umm yea i guss.!? weight no look what the idiot store dragged in today! do not call me a idiot did i call you one? What you do with a throwing knife? Swim? Actually, I think you plant bricks with it. I brush my teeth with my throwing knives. My Very Cute Animal Turns Savage In Full Moon Areas. anipony have weps dey can give me 4 free i fak u in te but WHERE DA MONEY IN BRAZIL you never know when a bitch is gonna stab you in the leg when you are NOT WEARING PANTS check out these rad mixes by dj paraplegic and the war amputee crew hey will you be there at johnnys icebreaking cross burning? there's gonna be an ICE SWAN! The rules of Go are elegant, organic, and rigorously logical. If intelligent life forms exist elsewhere in the universe, they almost certainly play Go. Admin used b&! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! everything is on hte intetnrt Dude a black guys face? on a white chick with boobs, with his mouth open. NOT COOL! Do you remember when Rin was white? BECAUSE I DON'T. Don't touch me you filthy casual. im gonna go download some more ram im gonna go download some more memory im gonna go download some more harddrive space I like to slam jellyfishes. katawa shoujo is really great, actually They probably steal it all! They think that just because it's sent to them, they have a license to steal? I can just see them now, elbow deep in mail, fast grabbing all the free swag they can get a hold on. Sickening. Who is this bitch? Why are bitches all up in my business, stealing what I do? Where can I find this mailman who can conjure mail out of thin air and into your hands? I don't know, I bet the Student Council killed him to preserve their monopoly on all the students' shit. If we lose, all our supple Japanese women will be raped and enslaved by a bunch of sociopathic lesbian supremacists. Agh, it's like speaking to a slide whistle. Agh, it's like speaking to a slide whistle. Contemptible. BUSH CHENEY 2004 That stark realization that you've been listening to Space Jam mixed with Katawa Shoujo music for the past hour. I really need to rethink my life. Katawa Shoujo is my favorite visual novel Katawa Shoujo is my favorite anime game Katawa Shoujo is my favorite game I love rin she is so cute Rin is my waifu~ Rin just doesn't give a fuck. Get me out of here already. Get me out of here already, Hisao. Get me out of this bin already. Get me out of this bin already, Hisao. Rin in a bin is a sin! I love shizune she is so cute Shizune is my waifu~ Only armless artists know what it means to paint! Only armless artists know what it really means to paint! Wahahaha~! Wahahaha~! Shicchan, don't be mean~! Wahahaha~! Have you played Katawa Shoujo? Have you played Katawa Shoujo yet? Have you played Katawa Shoujo? You should. Have you played Katawa Shoujo yet? You should. Have you played Katawa Shoujo? You should do it now. Have you played Katawa Shoujo yet? You should do it now. Have you played Katawa Shoujo? You should go do it now. Have you played Katawa Shoujo yet? You should go do it now. I can't stop listening to Rin's theme... I can't stop listening to Parity... I can't stop listening to the Katawa Shoujo soundtrack... I can't stop listening to "Katawa Shoujo Enigmatic Box of Sound"... ...For some reason, I'm attracted to a dating game about cripples. ur a feg She should have taken beano. Suplex giant penises: Chincorette. school field trips are deadly traps ;c wth are u talking about aw shit it's a pile of leaves rip squiddly she died of death and does nothing but knit now Be 12, >Be complex, >Be vitamin, >Be B-12 complex vitamin I really hope it doesn't effect the crocodile's gains. Jun Snuuh never skips leg day Your face is not that of a peaceful person! you gonna cry cuse you cant play a damm game clans are for gamers that want to play whit teamates where they can trust on and ofcours CRUSH the other team teabags are funn if you cant handle them just fuck of and play a little pussy game just look at ya pick Your stupidity was so off the charts that it gave me cancer. Shotguns are nooby if you use them you have no skill if so go plat cod peter wiggin deer chanticleer hegemony JAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i'm david hasslehoJAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE MULTIPLYI-JAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY CODFAGS DO THAT SHIT HOW DO YOU NOT, MCBUNNY yes my guns appear out of nowhere too well that was terrible and i never want to do it again you're fucking kidding me, right? qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion qestion PFFFFFFAGGIT Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it. Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. Happiness arises in a state of peace, not of tumult. A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. Happiness depends upon ourselves. Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor. Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors. Sometimes it's hard to avoid the happiness of others. A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. Man is the artificer of his own happiness. I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet. At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion. The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot. It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness. I've decided that the key to happiness is low expectations. Very little is needed to make a happy life. Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness. No man is happy who does not think himself so. One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination. Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. 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Take a seat and mind the insulin supply. cryoh made the (mostly incorrect) point that I message him every time he comes online so now that's a personal goal of mine CLOSE THE DOOR CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNORTING COCAINE OFF THIS TURTLE Shhh, we're hearing Gordon Freeman's stunning rendition of "Silent Night" ..... garry's mod is updating again!? nigerian monkey. wtf wtf wtf WHO WANTS GUNS I'M SELLING GUNS Popo needs some guns. Would you be willing and/or able to try to start up a human trafficking ring again tonight? yeah I'd be willing to start the human trafficking thing again http://yyyyyyy.info/ Real Trap Piss it looks like they're swordfighting with their dicklasers im the sause boss :)))))))) :DDDDDDDDDD I'm sorry I gave you an erection in public The homeless get me up and rowdy every time. I like that I have an erection that doesn't involve homless people WTF ????? MY PSP HAS A FULL BRICK !!!!!! HOW COULD I GO IN THE RECOVERY MENU ??? STUPID ASSHEAD !!!!!! Alright, I'm calling it. Time of death, 8:44 PM, Wednesday, June 12, 2013. Rest in peace, PSP-3001. happy_phrases.ini: 1000 lines of pure bullshit, and counting. TehSpiiny is the best hacker. go fist a star or something >:( ...Stop chewing on your leg like a rabid dog. Who needs hats when you have the ability to kill without even blinking? Filth, impersonating anyone you feel like, eh? I will need to go to the dry cleaners after this to get these coffee grindings out... Where did you get those coffee beans from? I do pride myself on my ability to throw large quantites of money into fires in front of the homeless As stated in the License Agreement, the Product has no humane rights. Ugh, my jimmies are getting rustled. Products are not supposed to talk. Unless you're a Tickle-Me Elmo, which you are certainly not. What the flying fuck is a hambergur? Its a pocket dimension where only cock can enter! 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And it's cool and awesome! ..I wonder if I can survive with only two internal organs? ...Maybe if I eat a lot of spinach, that can replace my blood, or... oh, but I don't wanna be a sailor! ...I sold stuff. Like. To people. Aww, but I wanted to leave through the window, like an action hero! Holy carp! Stained-glass yayness! That... Was not dissimilar to meeting a hurricane in human form... So "spoooge" is now a sound effect? LaWIRuS WaLrUs is the CUNT DESTROYER The magic weed dragon on a stick. That fox just seen furry porn of itself. what the fuck man my feels Damn nigga, you got riffed. i want some weiners... BILL YOU HAVE TWO WEINERS? Where can I get some of those weiners? IGO T TJHE FUCKING EYEBALL HAT NIGGGER UFCKING EYEBALL HAT FUCGINAGWE}dqw holy fucking shit you have a lot of potatos YOURE A FURFAG!1!!!!111! fo rizzle mah shnizzle bizzle how the hell did you get all 50 achievments for left 4 dead 2 in under 6 hours? I know im athiest but are you jesus? its my sex box I TAKE A PEPPERONI, I PUNCH IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. YOU WANT MUSHROOM? SHUT UP. I look thru ur windo when you sleep..Im billy mays lost child prepear to get barrel spammed bitch Danm u need a new hair cut Can you help me? I can't find the exit! PUSSY BICT UR FUKN GETN NOCKED OWT M8 IM GONA SEND ASSASSEN TO KILL U 2NITE SLEEP WIV 1 EYE OPEN M8 Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. You k-killed him! Do it again! SET PHASERS TO BUTTPLUG! Naught to three, sad onions; we're happy with that. Giant green nipples, that's always a good sign. PLANTS VS ZOMBVIES 2 That's a load of old shite. Hannity, Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are very popular with old, dying white people. Her pussy smells like a dozen hands covered in Cheetos powder cheese Es hora de formatear tu disco! A HUM4N G0D THA7 WAS MAN-M4DE. WH3RE 1S Y0UR SAViOR N0W?! got fix dem der winders WINDERS Hi, I'm BonziBuddy! Please give me all your personal information. All beliefs beg to be questioned. If you can't handle defending a belief then you might as well not even have it. Well, today is another day that this body has made it around the sun. 27 times and still I have no idea how I got here. You are consciousness. The more you identify as a person, the more you will be subject to the limitations of a person. Welcome to http://www.worm.com/ ! Hacked By Chinese! I WANT MY CHITY WOK AND MY CHITY FRIES WITH CHITY CHICKEN DONT TELL MEI I HAVE BAD ENGRISH I bet it's a sexy game. Or karaoke. Those are the only possibilities. Damn Tom, what do have a BONER for rhythm games? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from bitching on Tumblr about it. I feel like I never need to eat again. MY ASS IS HAIR! Wanting to fuck a skunk is illogical in and of itself. I've made peace with this. xD in my head there was cheavy voice *nod* HE CAN HAVE SUIT PANTS......UPGRADE "chewbacca what did i tell you about newspaper?" while i agree about hte peasents. Well WTF IS A BOGRE Prove your butthurt whinning baby :V This post was flagged for deletion by NanaPower. Reason: becouse is lewd. becouse is lewd Not all people can do everything. Or do you expect a painter should repair your car? The blink html element: It was a lot like Las Vegas, except it was on my screen, with no way of turning it off. Y'aint fuckin' Mexican, motherfucka. Don't even drive a Civic. Your complaint has been noted, filed, shredded and retooled as toilet paper. Didn't you know? Dave Grohl lives on a strict diet of microphones. It's clear that? he was hungry during this recording. >not knowing the entire intercontinental web is autistic DAMN. I bet he has at LEAST 300 dollars in his bank account.. Birds will still shit on it like it's a 1999 Ford Fiesta dear Santa... no, that won't work, what was I thinking... Dear super rich Santa... I saw a hole on a montreal street that was 4 stories deep. Why would you drive a CAR in that town? Let's create an arrangement whereby we kill each other's asshats. Sticks and stones may break my bones so I'm gonna go find some and beat the shit out of you. 9gag can drown in a pool of festering zebra feces. [20:10] My car runs on koalas Challenge me to your hearts content, then give up to your hearts content "Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire." - The 4th Doctor Kelbris is Noble Circle of Horrorterrors. Solved. Club Destructro, where we blow up the walls every Friday. What kind of Destructro Club are we if we still have walls by Friday? I am white and this made me lol! I am black and this made me lol! I'm a lamp and this made me lamp I'm a goat and this made me bloat The pony car can be fueled by putting a gas pistol in her pussy i don't get it man where does the gorilla fit into this No resking; im thing a eltrical critz type weapon. and how to pickaxe taunt as soldier ?!?!?! BACONNNNNNN's Person who puts in the bathtub I was thinking more of an angel's or eagle's wing things, but a wing is a wing, a wing ding thing, a thing a wing'll do. You are a face genius. "The key is understanding what we're trying to predict, then learning the rules of making predictions." - Kalid Azad Obecalp . . .the noive of sum pipple! "Besides, there is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about." - Jeroen Stout Bribed the judge with gummybears. Bitches love gummybears. Bitches love swedish fish, which, here in sweden we just call fish. You americans are crazy. I have failed you, Joke Jesus. Unless my hand counts as a sexual partner, I'm a virgin. THIS GUY IS GIVING ME LEGIT ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE A FLESHLIGHT OUT OF CORNSTARCH cornstarch + penis = fleshlight??? just take cornstarch and a penis and you have a fleshlight, evidently i had the weardist expeience being on drugs am a sentry buters How the fuck do you even edit on the computer with your little claws? sawg: seriously aint weely gay "Where we are today is trivial to where we will be down the line. We need to be focusing on where we are headed." - Gabe Newell eat shit you fucktrucks My apologies, sir. I dropped my sense of humour in my tea and it stopped working. Is that a mirror in your pants? -hg- mike_thomason: admin room is where the girl admin and the boy admin make love. which give births to smaller admins like me. Get out ma face before i kick your ass. The Direct Hit is like a shotgun sniper rifle. Waldo, until I met you I thought all aimbots were different; after I met you I thought all aimbots were just you in disguise. Rin Okushima: i listen to some furrie music if its not gay and some 80,s Rin Okushima: sr4 dubstep gun..... mod sr4 for furrie dubstep make sure its gay and from 80s tho u mam cabage I'm sorry, I don't speak Internet. I wouldn't want you as a son either way, i hate kids are you watching one of your girly shows again, son cumboy let me see what you're wearing you crazy like a dazy GYAHAHAHAHAHA hes crazy at tellen woses a spy and woses not XD I'm sorry, air mail was broken heyhey ciaran is my waifu i shit you not man I'm not trying to be american you goober. Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal. Oh, go fuck a chainsaw. My bratwurst engorges with delight! Your derishus rage just gave me a boner, lol. all the cripples can be yours with jMonkeyEngine This is faggot and retarded. INCOMING FLUFF HUGBOX FAGGOT i love it , an anime with a horse will be awesome !! I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face. When you have too many people saying "What are you talking about?", you throw a book at them and say "am I clear enough now?" CONGRATULATIONS IT'S A GRANDMA The hand is now on the other foot. :O A thousand boners. It serves Sasha right for his ceaseless attempts to turn me gay. I swear I've only let him blow me, like, three or four times. how about we shut the fuck up and discuss the sperm shooting ghost cats Roses are Red, That much is True, But Violets are Purple, Not Fucking Blue. Roses are red. Reapers are gay. Report to the ship. We'll bang ok? Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm colorblind, how's your life... Kodomo no Jikan is my favorite manga. Kodomo no Jikan is my favorite anime. Manyuu Hikenchou is my favorite manga. Manyuu Hikenchou is my favorite anime. Why doesn't Oddysey Writer support accented characters? It's ANSI! Remember kids: 50% of women experience ovulation before their first menstruation! Now you know, and knowing is half of dodging child support. The other half is a Falcon Punch. You such a silly sausage, dad Let's go! Destination: forever! Maybe! Miranda Leek's "Twisted!" is the best book you will ever read: http://books.google.com/books?isbn=1452006202 I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge. Fuck me you can't even dump a couple of bodies without some nosey bastards watching you WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO i dont understand the codes please post a video on how they work :) thanks I'm still not sure what the true purpose of this conversation is oui m8 I'll slap ya up and down london way ah will slam ya nanny in a tram car ah will slam ya nanny in a tram car ah will, push it down a hill u fockin' wot m8 I WANT A CACTUS ON MY LAWN you know when the content of your search bar is "school swimsuit bulge" that you have a fetish Asbestos Free Cereal has food and water indoor projection mapping is an ad for castor motor oil? ctrl c never works "AL LA FIN TO THE MAX" - Krinkels Dude, how am I supposed to [Insert Action] with your nuts in my face!? All she has to do Is go grab a damn rain cloud and drown the pipesqueak. Rainbow Dash 4 ever... Go suck a rainbow dick, pony-fags. >:c Sorry, tourettes. u havin a dance thar m8? imma stomp da yard wit yu, i swear on me mum. 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In New Orleans... Take the dirty fist of Brainos. Auuugh, it's just a fuckin' clusterfuck. You killed me, you homicidal maniac. HEY BITCH YOU WANT A PIXIE STICK? My mom says those turn you into a whore. PROBABLY! 'Flesh pound' sounds sexual to me. No matter where you go to, there will always be at least one Dave working there. Look who win. Cant handle my dunks. I would swim up the Amazon with 45kg dumbells tied to my scrotum if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with her over Skype. I would use Ellen Degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could sext her with a military-era handset on dial-up. hello~ would anyone be willing to help translate a doujin? its touhou related RYNKER NIGGER PATROL watch me GIVE a fuck loser What a fuck? Do you REALLY think what this cartoon is good? Please, stop, I wanna leave this planet. I think......8giggles* DEADPOOOOOLL HE'S A MEAN MOTHERFUCKER can i try fuck that ? R u rich weres that poop pacamn championships ultimate mega super mlg edition dx I'm pretty sure I have "The Slavery In My Asshole" on DVD. i need to start dancing on lightsabers THAT WOULD PISS MYSELF DUDE brb, dishes have developed their own language and are talking to the garbage about overthrowing me... i must correct this i want you to take me from behind like an assassin of cock I'M GONNA PIMP IN YER CUP, BITCH! I'm here to make a mess of your sock drawer Fuck your penis word and all those things you said about moshi monsters back acha Fuck you on all the thinks you fucking said about moshi monsters and moshlings they are all adorable and you are the hairy poo monster not furi which is his actual name. Try not to stay the bastard that you are WTF HOW DID HE KNOW LADY GOO GOO I DON@T MY SISTER COLLECT THEM Get out of here, shlegs. How to make it say things from english.txt? Give me exact code please I don't understand all this about hats in TF2. What's the point? 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Life imprisonment is worth stabbing his fucking eyes out with my thumbs. I think if I had a child, it would probably be one of those kids who is a total space cadet and never has brushed hair. Assholes breed assholes. Written by an asshole. I just try saying ROFL out loud and it ends up coming out WARBLARGBARG If this is what halloween means, I don't want to halloween anymore. I need an adult Both phrases on either end of a semicolon should function as separate sentences. You done fucked up. I thought they were a bit suspicious but instead of calling the cops I posted the picture on Reddit. I'm the gayest gay you'd ever gay meet in real gay life. I'm not gay, I just love dick! How's it going? I''''m Cute and Seweet Girl! I''''m happyto give you my pics and videos Dont hesitate to Join my site for more! 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Having now played fallout 3, I can confirm that they are the tunnel snakes, and that they indeed rule. His ass is amazing, Butch's I mean. I can confirm that the quality of my tunnel snake dancing is arguably improving. Nothing will stop my observation of their glorious dancing. I just realized that the A/C unit in my hotel bangs to the beat of this video I have managed to dance to this, I'm not lying Someday Butch, Someday. Who needs Viagra when I have this. The spelling of Wednesday always bothered me Butch is beautiful. This is like sex except I'm having it. I can now actually do the tunnel snake dance! (Probably not lying this time!) My children's great grandchildren will know of the Tunnel Snakes, and what they will know is that they rule. Tunnel Snakes have truly captivated my heart, and will captivate the hearts of all who walk this earth. Tunnel Snakes have truly captivated my heart, conquering all the lands with one single notion. They Rule. 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Why did the ghost go on a diet? To keep her ghoulish figure. Did you hear about the skeleton who wouldn't jump out of the plane? He had no guts. Do undertakers enjoy their job? Of corpse they do! Did you hear about the fishmonger who had a really bad day? He sold his sole to the devil. How do undertakers speak? Gravely. They say "never put a knife in a toaster" well then how about you make a toaster I don't hafta put a knife in!! What's the difference between an adult and a ghost? One is all grown, and the other is all groan. I just found out about shipping! I "ship" Romeo and Juliet Why are ghosts so cheerful? Because every shroud has a silver lining. One day a ghost noticed the other ghost was saying "oo" instead of "boo" and he asked him why and he said "I hate Bs" Back when I was in school my friend and I had a wooden post we'd always leapfrog over. We called it the leapfrog post. At first I googled "kiss" but it was just some weird guys. Maybe stuntmen? But they had instruments. What kind of ghost loves gold? Pro-spectres. I just looked this up on google: "How to get out of a headlock". I wish I had the internet in my school days! Where do ghosts go to get an education? High s-ghoul. What's the deal with zoos?? (not a joke please tell me) What ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest. Since EVERYBODY draws them wrong, I did a tutorial on how to draw muscles >:[___] There has never been a recorded instance of a cell phone causing an explosion at a gas pump. Well, you can't say 'men' without saying 'meh.' I almost bought a leather jacket just now. I think this means I'm heading for my mid-life crisis a few decades early. cus cusc uscus cusc uscus cusc uscus cusc us cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus cuscus Now you can ride the ice pony anywhere you want! Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with. Apparently losing your virginity means you can't joke about things anymore. I wasn't told when the sex club sent me my "welcome to having the sex time" packet in the mail. Scratch my itchy ass It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata. Piss on me. Piss on me in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw. shit nigga thanks for them mimes Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. sexual orientation: pizza those mornings where your body is just like nah m8 i bet u kiss girls fagot Still tooking so long... God.. :( Sonicfizz just give me like 4 of them, then I bought 6 more fall crates from steam market And man, I think I'm a take a shower... i am fialed oh noeu how the fuck did I type that GAYMASSIVENIGGER that shit is kawaii Another kind of the hill fan i see, well thanks friend happy fapping +rep. May be Santa. I wanted the ones that growl every time you take a step, but only the financially privileged could afford such a luxury. I like to picture a successful businesswoman waking up in her big empty condo and slipping on the lush foot coverings. 'Growl growl growl' they go as she makes a beeline for her morning brew. There will be business today. Important business. name sudns familier Give this man an oscar give this man an saxxy I have the strangest sence of humor ever You will gib me an ayg in day i fix the garden but at night I SLASH YOU WITH MY SWORD! >implying pee ess triple don't got da best games >implying the wii Mother Russia: no >the wii >shit SHIT >implying I'm not ballin baaahlin >implying girls can do anything besides SUCK DICK >implying gears of war is not tears of war >implying I didn't see that mothafucka crying >implying link isn't a little bitch ass elf, implying he doesn't weild a little bitch-ass sword >implying chad warden isn't your new god BLOW THEM UP WITH A FUCKING SPACE LASER >implying xbox 360 got good games >implying pee ess triple don't got AHH DEE GAMES they're closer to mole men then aliens made 100% in notepad, the TRU THUGGIN way to make html Buff Niggas. 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It's like sausages on the end of a battering ram. I am the face on Mars. Send me an Oculus Rift please. We are skipping The Field Where I Died because, woof, what a stinker! Why was the ghost arrested? He didn't have a haunting license What do ghosts do at 11am? Take a coffin break. What happened when the ghost cows stampeded through town? There was udder chaos. How do you get a ghost to lay perfectly flat? Use a spirit level. i should learn how to hack WOULD YOU LIKE A TASTE??????? 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