[4:32:09 PM] Dingus.: .-.
[4:32:22 PM] Slawd: wot
[4:32:27 PM] Dingus.: freaking out
[4:32:30 PM] Slawd: y
[4:32:36 PM] Dingus.: k so like
[4:32:43 PM] Dingus.: been a week since monthlies
[4:32:46 PM] Dingus.: cramping
[4:32:48 PM] Dingus.: freaking out
[4:32:50 PM] Dingus.: yeah
[4:32:53 PM] Dingus.: thats pm it
[4:33:15 PM] Slawd: awk
[4:33:16 PM] Dingus.: its really scary
[4:33:16 PM] Slawd: tmi
[4:33:17 PM] Slawd: nig
[4:33:20 PM] Dingus.: oh well you asked
[4:33:34 PM] Dingus.: not like i was talking about something like
[4:33:41 PM] Dingus.: fucking animals
[4:33:43 PM] Dingus.: or something
[4:33:46 PM] Slawd: u dont know my history with bitches and their period
[4:33:53 PM] Dingus.: well i have to have one
[4:33:57 PM] Dingus.: and if i dont have one
[4:34:04 PM] Dingus.: im gonna flip out
[4:34:12 PM] Slawd: y
[4:34:21 PM] Dingus.: no period = prego
[4:34:22 PM] Dingus.: so
[4:34:23 PM] Dingus.: yeah
[4:34:38 PM] Slawd: not always
[4:34:46 PM] Dingus.: in my case, yes
[4:34:51 PM] Dingus.: its really freakin me out
[4:34:52 PM] Slawd: u could be dead
[4:34:55 PM] Dingus.: that too
[4:35:01 PM] Dingus.: id rather be dead than pregnant
[4:35:02 PM] Dingus.: like
[4:35:05 PM] Dingus.: ugh
[4:35:07 PM] Slawd: y
[4:35:14 PM] Dingus.: my dad would tell me to keep it
[4:35:15 PM] Slawd: lil ol dingus runnin around
[4:35:22 PM] Dingus.: no its really like
[4:35:26 PM] Slawd: u could be on mtv
[4:35:26 PM] Dingus.: i cant
[4:35:28 PM] Dingus.: no
[4:35:43 PM] Dingus.: if i get the test and its positive, im probably going to an hero
[4:35:46 PM] Dingus.: i cant have a kid
[4:35:52 PM] Dingus.: my dad wouldnt ever trust me
[4:35:54 PM] Slawd: contact mtv u could get on
[4:36:07 PM] Dingus.: I'm being serious.
[4:36:10 PM] Slawd: me2
[4:36:14 PM] Slawd: u could get ~cash~ money
[4:36:17 PM] Dingus.: I'm not going on MTV.
[4:36:19 PM] Slawd: why
[4:36:45 PM] Dingus.: Just because I had sex, doesn't mean I should be looked down on, by being on a show full of whores.
[4:36:54 PM] Slawd: hey now
[4:37:03 PM] Slawd: not every1s looked down upon
[4:37:09 PM] Slawd: look @ ferrah bitch just got 1 million dollars
[4:37:10 PM] Dingus.: Yeah, everybody on there is.
[4:37:12 PM] Slawd: to take it in the ass
[4:37:14 PM] Dingus.: People make fun of them.
[4:37:15 PM] Slawd: that could be u
[4:37:19 PM] Slawd: people make fun of everyone
[4:37:20 PM] Slawd: wtf
[4:37:22 PM] Dingus.: Why would I want to do that?
[4:37:27 PM] Slawd: BECAUSE IT'S A MILLION DOLLARS
[4:37:28 PM] Dingus.: I'd just get my boyfriend arrested.
[4:37:29 PM] Slawd: 4 ANAL
[4:37:41 PM] Dingus.: It's not really that worth it.
[4:38:00 PM] Slawd: nigga just said a mili 4 anal aint worth it
[4:38:11 PM] Dingus.: Boyfriend = 19, almost 20.
[4:38:15 PM] Dingus.: Not worth it.
[4:38:21 PM] Slawd: worth it tho
[4:38:25 PM] Dingus.: How?
[4:38:28 PM] Slawd: cuz its a mili
[4:38:29 PM] Dingus.: How is it worth it?
[4:38:29 PM] Dingus.: I
[4:38:35 PM] Dingus.: would be ruining his life, completely.
[4:38:41 PM] Slawd: not tru
[4:38:54 PM] Slawd: u wouldnt belive what the fuck people can get away with
[4:38:59 PM] Dingus.: Yeah, it is true.
[4:39:02 PM] Dingus.: He's in the military.
[4:39:06 PM] Dingus.: I'd ruin his everything.
[4:39:19 PM] Dingus.: His parents would get angry at him for well.
[4:39:21 PM] Slawd: maybe he shouldnt be banging 15 y/os then
[4:39:30 PM] Dingus.: It wasn't even about that at first.
[4:40:09 PM] Dingus.: Simple enough to be happy with somebody, and if they're just a decent person, which is pretty damn rare, age doesn't matter around then.
[4:40:21 PM] Dingus.: It does matter when it comes to sex and all, but not for dating.
[4:40:23 PM] Slawd: no but banging a 15 y/o is actually kinda' illegal
[4:40:32 PM] Dingus.: Yeah, I kinda knew that.
[4:40:34 PM] Slawd: ok
[4:40:36 PM] Slawd: just makin sure
[4:40:46 PM] Dingus.: Meh.
[4:40:51 PM] Slawd: yolo enjoy ur lil baby
[4:45:41 PM] Dingus.: It's not like that.
[4:46:30 PM] Slawd: could b tho
[4:46:37 PM] Slawd: u gonna be a stay @ home mom?
[4:46:41 PM] Dingus.: It could be, and well.
[4:46:44 PM] Dingus.: No, I'm not having it.
[4:46:49 PM] Slawd: tru
[4:46:51 PM] Slawd: u could sell it
[4:47:07 PM] Dingus.: 75% sure its not even real and its just stress or something
[4:47:10 PM] Dingus.: But, well.
[4:47:18 PM] Dingus.: Why would I want to keep a parasite?
[4:47:37 PM] Slawd: cuz ur dad kept u bitch
[4:48:38 PM | Edited 4:48:43 PM] Dingus.: My parents didn't want me.
[4:48:44 PM] Slawd: now ur here
[4:48:46 PM] Dingus.: I know.
[4:48:48 PM] Slawd: maybe u should want ur kids
[4:48:57 PM] Dingus.: I won't have them, if they're even there.
[4:49:07 PM] Dingus.: Because, I am a fucking child. I don't need to deal with that.
[4:49:11 PM] Slawd: ynot
[4:49:32 PM] Slawd: no better time 2 grow up then right meow
[4:49:56 PM] Dingus.: [3:42:25 PM] Dingus.: babies are so scary
[3:42:33 PM] Dingus.: they just shit themselves and cry
[3:42:34 PM] Dingus.: for like
[3:42:36 PM] Dingus.: 7 years
[4:50:05 PM] Slawd: i shit myself until i was 12 bitch
[4:50:06 PM] Slawd: fuck u
[4:50:07 PM] Slawd: fte me
[4:50:18 PM] Dingus.: It's just the point that.
[4:50:25 PM] Dingus.: If I don't want it, I don't have to have it.
[4:50:41 PM | Edited 4:50:50 PM] Slawd: if u dont want it u should probbaly stop getting plowed w/o bc or a condom
[4:51:26 PM] Dingus.: I don't really like sex, and we did use one.
[4:51:36 PM] Dingus.: It was just a one-time thing, I guess, but..
[4:51:41 PM] Dingus.: Yeah. That's it.
[4:52:04 PM] Slawd: ok so ur not preg
[4:52:20 PM] Slawd: could b tho
[4:52:23 PM] Slawd: u r brown
[4:52:25 PM] Slawd: u could be virgin mary
[4:52:43 PM] Dingus.: I'm not trying to joke around.
[4:52:45 PM] Slawd: me either
[4:52:53 PM] Dingus.: >virgin mary
[4:52:58 PM] Slawd: do u belieb in reincarnation
[4:52:59 PM] Dingus.: Seems like a joke.
[4:53:02 PM] Slawd: are u mocking my religion?
[4:53:03 PM] Dingus.: And no.
[4:53:12 PM] Dingus.: I am not mocking it, but it does seem like a joke.
[4:53:16 PM] Slawd: not a joke
[4:53:26 PM] Slawd: i'm a devoted born again christian
[4:53:43 PM] Dingus.: Religion doesn't seem to have a place in this convo.
[4:53:53 PM] Slawd: how
[4:54:10 PM] Slawd: u were thinking u were preg and then u were like "na it's cool we used a condom"
[4:54:16 PM] Slawd: so if it didnt break and u still think ur preg
[4:54:20 PM] Slawd: u could be virgin mary
[4:55:04 PM] Dingus.: Well I don't know, but I NEVER cramp after a few weeks.
[4:55:08 PM] Dingus.: Which is why I am worrying.
[4:55:09 PM] Slawd: actually u know what
[4:55:15 PM] Dingus.: What.
[4:55:15 PM] Slawd: kinda hope u r cuz the second coming of christ in 2012
[4:55:20 PM] Slawd: maybe he's late
[4:55:21 PM] Slawd: omg
[4:55:26 PM] Slawd: i know the person birthing jesus
[4:55:35 PM] Slawd: i should fkn tell cnn
[4:55:37 PM] Slawd: holy shit
[4:55:39 PM] Dingus.: Now it just seems like you're joking around.
[4:55:47 PM] Slawd: bitch have u even read the bible
[4:56:09 PM] Dingus.: I did read it, and well.
[4:56:19 PM] Dingus.: I didn't enjoy any of it, so I stopped.
[4:56:22 PM] Slawd: aint no god damn way u read it all cunt otherwise u would know about the 2nd coming of christ
[4:56:24 PM] Slawd: o ok
[4:56:25 PM] Slawd: makes sense
[4:56:29 PM] Slawd: it starts off slow
[4:56:48 PM] Dingus.: I don't do well with religion, especially since it just gets pushed on people.
[4:56:57 PM] Slawd: other shit gets pushed on ppl 2
[4:56:59 PM] Slawd: not just religion
[4:57:14 PM] Dingus.: That's like somebody always asking you if you like cheesecake, and then, if you say no, they force cheesecake into every hole in your body.
[4:57:22 PM] Dingus.: And I know.
[4:57:30 PM] Dingus.: But it is a main topic that people force way too much.
[4:57:31 PM] Slawd: ur just being a negative nancy religion hater
[4:57:34 PM] Slawd: not rly
[4:57:40 PM] Slawd: i can think of other shit that is forced more
[4:57:41 PM] Dingus.: Not honestly.
[4:57:56 PM] Dingus.: People can believe what they want, but as long as they don't try to pull me into that shit, I probably won't care.
[4:58:11 PM] Slawd: ok
[4:58:19 PM] Slawd: u should really check out christianity tho
[4:58:20 PM] Slawd: saved my life
[4:58:22 PM] Slawd: could save urs
[4:58:56 PM] Dingus.: I think not.
[4:59:11 PM] Slawd: idk dont knock it until u try it
[4:59:51 PM] Dingus.: I tried it, it only got me bothered.
[5:00:00 PM] Juan Deag: HOT AND BOTHERED?
[5:00:03 PM] Juan Deag: DID YOU LET CHRIST INSIDE OF U
[5:00:07 PM] Slawd: u do know everyone in the group is christian right
[5:00:18 PM] Slawd: jesus take the heals
[5:00:19 PM] Slawd: amen
[5:00:35 PM] Dingus.: Yeah, I can tell you're joking around.
[5:00:39 PM] Slawd: wat
[5:00:50 PM] Slawd: aint a joke it's a reference
[5:01:00 PM] Dingus.: It does seem like you're joking around.
[5:01:27 PM] Slawd: you could potentially have the fetus of christ inside you
[5:01:28 PM] Slawd: why would I joke
[5:01:54 PM] Slawd: http://puu.sh/2Sdj2.png
[5:01:59 PM] Slawd: that's the reference btw
[5:02:03 PM] Slawd: had 2 give myself credit
[5:02:44 PM] Dingus.: >fetus of christ inside you
[5:02:53 PM] Slawd: ya
[5:02:54 PM] Dingus.: It really, really seems like you're just fucking around.
[5:02:59 PM] Slawd: do you know what a fetus is
[5:03:11 PM] Dingus.: Yeah, I do.
[5:03:15 PM] Slawd: aite so you would understand
[5:03:19 PM] Slawd: they belong in girls
[5:03:19 PM] Slawd: rite
[5:03:29 PM] Dingus.: I do, but it seems like you're just fucking mocking me.
[5:03:32 PM] Slawd: how
[5:03:35 PM] Dingus.: That shit has no place in what I am saying.
[5:03:43 PM] Slawd: idk seems like it does to me
[5:03:49 PM] Dingus.: I am flipping shit, worrying, because I might be pregnant, and you're busy talking about Jesus
[5:03:54 PM] Slawd: u prolly shouldnt talk about shit if u dont want someones opinion on it
[5:04:08 PM] Dingus.: I know, but that really just makes it seem like you're mocking me.
[5:04:13 PM] Slawd: i dont mock
[5:04:20 PM] Slawd: that's cruel and uncanny
[5:04:22 PM] Dingus.: It seems like that is what you were doing.
[5:04:23 PM] Juan Deag: slawd is a genuinely caring person
[5:04:27 PM] Slawd: yeah
[5:04:28 PM] Slawd: thanks juan
[5:04:36 PM] Dingus.: I know he is.
[5:04:43 PM] Dingus.: But. Still, it's the point that well.
[5:04:54 PM] Dingus.: "omg a girl might be prego"
[5:04:57 PM] Dingus.: "virgin mary"
[5:05:03 PM] Slawd: u said u used protection
[5:05:06 PM] Dingus.: "16 and prego"
[5:05:07 PM] Slawd: i'm just giving my insight
[5:05:11 PM] Dingus.: I guess.
[5:05:22 PM] Slawd: u shouldnt put ur shit out in the open if u dont want other people giving their opinion on it
[5:05:43 PM] Dingus.: I was simply stating something, doesn't mean I need to hear that I should go on 16 and pregnant and shit like that.
[5:05:55 PM] Slawd: i was giving some options wow
[5:05:58 PM] Slawd: geez ur cranky
[5:06:12 PM] Dingus.: I'm not cranky, I am worried like fuck, and feeling like I am being mocked.
[5:06:19 PM] GooB: Ayo dingus
[5:06:21 PM] Dingus.: If you were a girl, you'd get what I mean at the moment.
[5:06:23 PM] Dingus.: Hello.
[5:06:24 PM] GooB: Quit being fucking cranky.
[5:06:25 PM] GooB: Nah'
[5:06:26 PM] Slawd: yeah cranky
[5:06:27 PM] Dingus.: Okay.
[5:06:32 PM] Dingus.: Sorry, guys.
[5:06:33 PM] GooB: aint no cranky ass bitches in this group chat
[5:06:33 PM] GooB: remember
[5:06:36 PM] Dingus.: Alright.
[5:06:37 PM] GooB: you're just a bro with boobs now.
[5:06:37 PM] Slawd: i was saying you could get paid a million dollars
[5:06:39 PM] GooB: not a woman.
[5:06:39 PM] Slawd: i was saying
[5:06:40 PM] Slawd: you
[5:06:40 PM] Slawd: could
[5:06:41 PM] Slawd: be
[5:06:41 PM] Slawd: a
[5:06:43 PM] Slawd: goddess
[5:06:53 PM] GooB: You already said you don't like boys or girls
[5:06:54 PM] Slawd: u do know who virgin mary is in the bible right?
[5:06:59 PM] GooB: might as well toss your dignity away and get paid.
[5:07:06 PM] Slawd: god made her give birth to jesus christ
[5:07:08 PM] Slawd: she was touched
[5:07:09 PM] Slawd: by god
[5:07:13 PM] Slawd: she is divine to say the least
[5:07:54 PM] Dingus.: Just because I am worried about possibly being pregnant or whatever, doesn't mean I really need to go on 16 and pregnant.
[5:08:06 PM] Dingus.: I'm not even sixteen, so that kinda would be strange.
[5:08:13 PM] Slawd: ok i'm done fucking with u
[5:08:17 PM] Slawd: ur a little kid
[5:08:20 PM] Dingus.: Sorry.
[5:08:23 PM] GooB: Dingus
[5:08:23 PM] Dingus.: I'll shut up now.
[5:08:34 PM] Slawd: u should keep in mind tho
[5:08:44 PM] Slawd: everyone is going 2 be laughing balls 4 the next week about this
[5:08:47 PM] GooB: Baby's sell for a fuckload on the black market if female
[5:08:51 PM] GooB: so this could be a blessing in disguise.
[5:08:53 PM] Dingus.: I know, they can laugh if they want to.
[5:08:55 PM] Dingus.: But well.
[5:08:56 PM] Slawd: so if u dont wanna get laughed at for the next week u should prolly dip the calls
[5:09:00 PM] Dingus.: Whatever.
[5:09:07 PM] Dingus.: I'm going to get laughed at anyways.
[5:09:14 PM] GooB: that's the spirit.
[5:09:17 PM] Slawd: nice
[5:09:19 PM] Slawd: i like her already
[5:09:21 PM] GooB: yep
[5:09:24 PM] Slawd: stop banging 20 year olds tho
[5:09:25 PM] Dingus.: Yay.
[5:09:26 PM] GooB: fits in
[5:09:26 PM] Slawd: or i'm calling the cops
[5:09:26 PM] GooB: yea
[5:09:30 PM] GooB: stop fucking old ass dudes
[5:09:36 PM] GooB: They will get v&
[5:09:44 PM] Dingus.: It was only once.
[5:09:51 PM] Slawd: shoulda been nonce bitch
[5:09:54 PM] GooB: Nigga first of all you're 15
[5:09:57 PM] Dingus.: I know.
[5:09:58 PM] GooB: my lil bro is 15 having a kid
[5:09:59 PM] GooB: trust me nigga
[5:10:03 PM] GooB: you don't want that shit
[5:10:07 PM] Dingus.: I know I don't.
[5:10:08 PM] GooB: and as fantastic as sex is
[5:10:13 PM] Slawd: ur hand works just fine
[5:10:14 PM] GooB: Prolly best to not fuck about
[5:10:20 PM] Dingus.: Sex isn't great at all.
[5:10:23 PM] Slawd: ok i have to pastie this shit
[5:10:23 PM] Slawd: hold on
Cuntlyn McCunty
Juan Deag
GooB
Dingus.