[5:08:24 PM] Jordan: Pizza hut. How may I help you?
[5:08:25 PM] Jordan: DILDO!
[5:08:34 PM] Amy: GIVE ME A DILDO PIZZA WITH DILDO TOPPINGS
[5:08:38 PM] Amy: ILL PAY YOU IN DILDOS
[5:09:09 PM] Jordan: WILL THAT BE DILDOCASH OR DILDOCREDIT
[5:09:20 PM] Amy: DILDOCREDIT
[5:09:32 PM] Bruce Silet: Im so glad im not in highschool
[5:09:42 PM] Jordan: why
[5:09:43 PM] Paul: It's 20 dildos ma'am
[5:09:53 PM] Amy: i got 22 dildos keep the change
[5:10:03 PM] Paul: thank you

[12:38:21 AM] *** Paul removed amy199871 from this conversation. ***

[9:33:13 PM] Nivrad: NO
[9:34:37 PM] Nivrad: http://puu.sh/4nvrd.png
[9:34:52 PM] Amy: the link sayd nivrad without vowels
[9:34:58 PM] Nivrad: OMG

[7:11:49 PM] Amy: no
[7:11:57 PM] Amy: THATS ALTO OF WORK
[7:12:04 PM] Finchy: WHY NOT TENOR OF WORK

I DID THE SWEATSHIRT THING AT SCHOOL
AFTER I ATE A RIOT PEPER
MY MOUTH WAS ON FIRE AND I WAS RUNNING AROUND FRANTICALLY WHILE IN MY HOODIE IN THAT WEIRD POSITION
[10:17:14 PM] Jordan: OMG

[4:16:07 PM] Finchy: Yesterday I meant to call a guy dick-face but I changed my mind to cunt-bag just as I was about to and it came out "bag-face"

[10:54:43 PM] Amy: theres a fuckign section
[10:54:45 PM] Amy: in my tectbook
[10:54:46 PM] Amy: that says
[10:54:51 PM] Amy: "h.o.t problems"
[10:55:00 PM] Amy: higher order thinking skills
[10:55:12 PM] Amy: HOT QURLS WE GOT PROBS TOO
[10:55:12 PM] Alex: HOT GIRLS WE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO
[10:55:14 PM] Alex: WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU
[10:55:15 PM] Amy: WERE JUST LIKE U
[10:55:18 PM] Alex: EXCEPT WE'RE HOT
[10:55:19 PM] Amy: EXCEPT WERE HAWT
[10:55:22 PM] Amy: WHY DO WE THINK ALIKE
[10:55:26 PM] Alex: that was perfect omg



[12:04:03 AM] Zach: ur 13?
[12:04:03 AM] Matt: now oscar is the only 12 year old ever
[12:04:07 AM] Zach: oscar is 12?
[12:04:12 AM] Matt: yeah..?
[12:04:14 AM] Zach: WHY AM I HANGING OUT WITH INFANTS
[12:04:19 AM] Matt: PEDOOOOOOOO
[12:04:23 AM] Matt: i love pedos

[9/17/2013 11:03:09 PM] Alex Lin: THATS 5 HOURS OF SLEEP
[9/17/2013 11:03:14 PM] Alex Lin: HOLY BANANAS
[9/17/2013 11:03:27 PM] Amy: holy bananas
[9/17/2013 11:03:36 PM] Amy: i want a holy banana
[9/17/2013 11:03:40 PM] rainatheduck: Lmfao
[9/17/2013 11:03:43 PM] Alex Lin: lmaooo
[9/17/2013 11:03:51 PM] Amy: alex do you have a holy banana
[9/17/2013 11:03:58 PM] Alex Lin: Yes
[9/17/2013 11:04:03 PM] Amy: can i have one
[9/17/2013 11:04:13 PM] Alex Lin: You have to be a boy
[9/17/2013 11:04:24 PM] Amy: oh wow
[9/17/2013 11:04:25 PM] Amy: sexist
[9/17/2013 11:04:38 PM] Alex Lin: If you know what I mean wink wink
[9/17/2013 11:04:56 PM] Amy: oh my god
[9/17/2013 11:04:57 PM] Amy: nope
[9/17/2013 11:04:57 PM] Amy: nope
[9/17/2013 11:04:57 PM] Alex Lin: \o/
[9/17/2013 11:04:58 PM] Amy: nope
[9/17/2013 11:05:00 PM] Amy: back to homework
[9/17/2013 11:05:07 PM] Alex Lin: LOL GOOD NIGHT GUYS
[9/17/2013 11:05:12 PM] Alex Lin: SLEEP TIGHT
[9/17/2013 11:05:12 PM] rainatheduck: lmfaoo
[9/17/2013 11:05:19 PM] Jing  Zhu: AHAHAHAH
[9/17/2013 11:05:21 PM] Amy: i hope you get bed bugs
[9/17/2013 11:05:39 PM] Alex Lin: so sory amie, just forget about this lmao

[10:17:01 PM] Alex Lin: ypu lnpwo t
[10:17:03 PM] Alex Lin: holy
[10:17:06 PM] Alex Lin: imma stop typing
[10:17:10 PM] Amy: WAS THAT LEGIT
[10:17:14 PM] Alex Lin: YES LOL
[10:17:18 PM] Amy: WHAT THE FUCK
[10:17:19 PM] Alex Lin: i was trying to say you know it
[10:17:25 PM] Amy: HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT

[7:39:34 PM] Amy: [7:39 PM] Fuzzy: 

<<< HEY AMY DO YOU HAVE TITS
ARE YOU A GIRL
HEY AMY
AMY
HEY YOU
i already get that on ftb
[7:39:38 PM] Paul: hell yeah
[7:39:45 PM] Paul: HEY AMY
[7:39:47 PM] Fuzzy: ._.
[7:39:47 PM] Paul: ARE YOU AGIRL
[7:39:48 PM] Noovrud: HEY
[7:39:49 PM] Noovrud: HEY AMY
[7:39:51 PM] Noovrud: HEY
[7:39:51 PM] Fuzzy: HEY AMY
[7:39:53 PM] Fuzzy: HEY
[7:39:53 PM] Noovrud: TITS?
[7:39:54 PM] Fuzzy: HEY
[7:39:54 PM] Fuzzy: HEY
[7:39:55 PM] Fuzzy: HEY
[7:39:55 PM] Fuzzy: HEY
[7:39:57 PM] Fuzzy: TITS?
[7:39:58 PM] Fuzzy: WEBCAM?
[7:39:59 PM] Fuzzy: PIC?
[7:40:00 PM] Fuzzy: ARE YOU REAL?
[7:40:01 PM] Noovrud: HEY DO YOU HAVE TITS
[7:40:02 PM] Paul: CAM PLS
[7:40:03 PM] Noovrud: AMY
[7:40:04 PM] Fuzzy: KIK?>
[7:40:06 PM] Fuzzy: KIK?
[7:40:07 PM] Noovrud: AMY DO YOU AHVE TITS
[7:40:07 PM] Fuzzy: KIK>
[7:40:15 PM] Fuzzy: IS YOU HAVE VAGIAN?
[7:40:16 PM] Paul: I GIVE YOU MONIS
[7:40:18 PM] Paul: CAM PLS
[7:40:20 PM] Fuzzy: IM HORNY KIK GIRL OMFG TITS
[7:40:27 PM] Noovrud: okay this is getting out of hand

[5:31:43 PM] Amy: http://vvcap.net/db/K6nsr2CfAE3d9ZGPS5jR.htp
you can ignore the thing abuot jeans but
[5:32:10 PM] Alex: wow
[5:32:20 PM] Alex: you must not have very much other stuff then
[5:32:28 PM] Amy: what
[5:32:34 PM] Amy: you insulting me
[5:32:35 PM] Amy: faggot
[5:32:52 PM] Alex: oh sorry i shouldnt have said that
[5:33:00 PM | Edited 5:33:02 PM] Alex: if i'm supposed to be lesbian with you according to psul
[5:33:10 PM] Amy: fuck you
[5:33:15 PM] Alex: i luv you
[5:33:17 PM] Alex: especially ur vag
[5:33:24 PM] Amy: fuck you again
[5:34:06 PM] Alex: only if you fuck me with that fab body of yours
[5:34:08 PM] Alex: (inlove)
[5:34:17 PM] Amy: oh my god
[5:34:21 PM] Alex: LOL

[4:17:32 PM] Jordan Finch: my brother is watching a kid show and it is about some toy doctor
[4:17:32 PM] Jordan Finch: and she goes "Can you stick out your tongue and say AHH for me?"
[4:17:32 PM] Jordan Finch: I hear it as "Can you stick out your tongue and say AFRICANS"

[3:18:42 PM] Finchy: You all know tunak tunak tun, right?
[3:19:36 PM] Gadget: it's shit
[3:19:41 PM | Edited 3:19:51 PM] Gadget: like all other hit machine charts
[3:19:57 PM] Amy: tunak tunak tun
[3:19:58 PM] Amy: is the best
[3:20:03 PM] Finchy: Well anyways
[3:20:12 PM] Finchy: I have that set as my alarm tone
[3:20:42 PM] Finchy: And for some reason, I had an alarm set for 2:42
and it went off. full volume. In a gas station. While I struggle to turn it off. The Indian guy working there is giving me the weirdest look

[2:25:07 PM] Finchy: Our pants for band are overall type things that go under the coat. My and a group of friends took our coats off and buttoned our pants to each other to make a giant circle of people connected by pants.  And we pulled some random girl in the middle of the circle, spun around, and started chanting.
I think she was scarred for life

[9:38:32 PM] Crystal: its on the characteristics of barabra jordan
[9:38:35 PM] Crystal: its not interesting
[9:38:44 PM] Amy: who the shit is that
[9:38:52 PM] Rawrloler: its sounds like a nigger
[9:38:53 PM] Rawrloler: imo
[9:38:57 PM] Crystal: it is

[9:29:13 PM] Rawrloler: women = time x money
[9:29:16 PM] Rawrloler: time = money
[9:29:22 PM] Rawrloler: women = money^2
[9:29:32 PM] Rawrloler: money = root of all evil
[9:29:41 PM] Noovrud: o-o
[9:29:51 PM] Rawrloler: women = (sqrtevil)^2
[9:29:53 PM] Noovrud: omg
[9:29:55 PM] Rawrloler: women = evil

[9:46:34 PM] Matt: amy
[9:46:35 PM] Matt: has
[9:46:43 PM] Crystal: a vag
[9:46:47 PM] Matt: no
[9:46:49 PM] Matt: she doesnt
[9:46:51 PM] Noovrud: o-o
[9:46:55 PM] Matt: it's just a patch of skin there
[9:46:56 PM] Matt: nothing
[9:46:57 PM] Matt: to release
[9:47:00 PM] Matt: the toxins
[9:47:01 PM] Matt: within her body
[9:47:09 PM] Rawrloler: and reproduce
[9:47:09 PM] Matt: no anus either
[9:47:10 PM] Matt: sadly
[9:47:23 PM] Crystal: omg im j
[9:47:27 PM] Matt: ur j
[9:47:29 PM] Matt: as in
[9:47:30 PM] Crystal: ust thinking titan
[9:47:32 PM] Matt: jambalaya

"[7:10:03 PM] Amy: i suck
[7:10:04 PM] Amy: at this song
[7:12:29 PM] Amy: i hate myself
[7:12:31 PM] Amy: im so noob
[7:12:31 PM] Amy: i cant
[7:13:37 PM] Concentrated Juice: :(
[7:14:08 PM] Concentrated Juice: http://books.google.com/books/about/The_Little_Engine_That_Could.html?id=fuUWuAAACAAJ
[7:14:15 PM] Concentrated Juice: i think you need to read this book amy
[7:14:47 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:47 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:48 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:48 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:49 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:49 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:50 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:50 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:52 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:53 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:53 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:53 PM] Amy: LOL
[7:14:53 PM] Amy: LOL"

[9:27:36 PM] Amy: i thoguht oscar was like 18
[9:27:36 PM] Amy: i thought jayden was asian
[9:27:41 PM] Amy: i thoguht you were a girl
[9:27:45 PM] Alex: LOL you were so wrong
[9:27:51 PM] Amy: I WAS SO WRONG AT EVERYTHING
[9:27:53 PM] Alex: except on that last part

[9:40:00 PM] Alex: well here i am talking to a girl 6 years younger than me so yeah
[9:40:05 PM] Alex: we send eachother porn too
[9:40:13 PM] Alex: its obvious im tryin to get in your pants
[9:40:20 PM] Amy: im so done with this topic

[9:41:38 PM] Alex: i'm becoming less of a pedo every day
[9:41:45 PM] Alex: because you're getting older
[9:41:54 PM] Alex: LOL thats a fantastic pickup line
[9:42:00 PM] Amy: oh my god

[9:00:36 PM] Amy: when driving up a certain hill, you ride 15 feet for every 1000 feet you drive forward. what is the slope of the road
[9:00:37 PM] Amy: wat
[9:00:58 PM] Alex: i assume you meant to put rise?
[9:01:09 PM] Amy: oh
[9:01:12 PM] Amy: i ride 15 feet
[9:01:14 PM] Amy: of dick
[9:01:25 PM] Alex: dang
[9:01:28 PM] Alex: mine is only 10 feet
[9:01:34 PM] Alex: i hope thats enough to satisfy you

[9:31:36 PM] Alex: amy is the cutest girl in this chat tho 
[9:31:44 PM] Zach: she's quite adorable
[9:31:47 PM] Benny Zhang: hear hear

[4:24:48 PM] Paul: the paul has awakened

[5:51:48 PM] Alex: my day was fap
[5:51:48 PM] Alex: fab*
[5:51:54 PM] Alex: unintentional typo
[5:52:02 PM] Alex: (;

[9:28:56 PM] Noovrud: whore you calling muslim
[9:28:57 PM] Noovrud: wait
[9:29:03 PM] Noovrud: who're is whore with an apostrophe huh

[7/6/2013 5:20:51 PM] Alex: [6:20:46 PM] System: Members in chat: 330 Current member limit: 300

[7:17:43 PM] Lucien Greathouse: Had a weird FtB dream last night.
[7:17:56 PM] Lucien Greathouse: In the dream, I was #2 to Jxyden, and everyone else was really far behind us all.
[7:18:05 PM] Lucien Greathouse: I was demoing the game to a group of people, like my history class or something.
[7:18:22 PM] Lucien Greathouse: Someone raises their hand and asks how good I am relative to other people, and I'm like "well, there is one guy better than me. His name is... Jxyden."
[7:18:29 PM] Lucien Greathouse: Someone else raises their hand and asks if they can try.
[7:18:54 PM] Lucien Greathouse: They cut to Scorpion Fire and FC it and I go on my knees and I'm bawling my eyes out and he looks down on me and says in a deep, thundering voice:
[7:18:58 PM] Lucien Greathouse: "I AM JXYDEN!"
[7:22:22 PM] Gadget: what've you been smoking
[7:22:41 PM] Amy: saved.
[7:22:42 PM] Paul: and then another person raises their hand and FPs danse macabre
[7:22:52 PM] Paul: "I AM LONGGONE
[9:13:27 PM] Matt: omg
[9:13:41 PM] Matt: imagine someone having a period in space
[9:13:47 PM] Matt: just floatin all over da place
[9:13:53 PM] Amy: OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE THE WORST SHIT

[9:19:09 PM] Noovrud: [10:09:30 PM] Plank: uh
[10:09:31 PM] Plank: amy
[10:09:31 PM] Plank: http://puu.sh/5dORW.png

[10:10:06 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:06 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:06 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:07 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:07 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:08 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:08 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:09 PM] Plank: WHAT
[10:10:10 PM] Plank: WTF
[10:10:55 PM] Plank: no you lied
[10:10:56 PM] Plank: you shit

[10:10:58 PM] Plank: priceless
[10:11:34 PM] Plank: I'm sorry XD

[10:12:42 PM] Plank: (angry)
[9:19:18 PM] Amy: asshole
[9:19:28 PM] Noovrud: no regrets

[8:44:44 PM] Finchy: brb for nine minutes. playing that bach chart
[8:44:48 PM] Finchy: I'll be BACH

[8:49:14 PM] Amy: on my god
[8:49:16 PM] Amy: on?
[8:49:18 PM] Amy: on my god.
[8:49:24 PM] Noovrud: get off god man e-e
[8:49:33 PM] Amy: sorry

[6:08:36 PM] Lucien Greathouse: Is Max around?
[6:10:36 PM] Zach: we can try the max signal
[6:10:38 PM] Zach: MATH
[6:10:38 PM] Zach: MATH
[6:10:39 PM] Zach: MATH
[6:10:39 PM] Zach: MATH
[6:10:42 PM] Paul: MATH
[6:10:51 PM] Amy: MATH
[6:10:55 PM] Zach: i don't think he's online
[6:10:58 PM] Zach: :(

[9/2/2013 12:36:54 PM | Edited 12:37:00 PM] Paul: once i found a fucking bat on my shower
[9/2/2013 12:37:00 PM] Matt: WOT
[9/2/2013 12:37:06 PM] Matt: IS THAT A BRAZIL THING
[9/2/2013 12:37:08 PM] Mamy: LOL
[9/2/2013 12:37:10 PM] Paul: yes
[9/2/2013 12:37:11 PM] Matt: BATS APPEAR IN YO SHOWER
[9/2/2013 12:37:17 PM] Mamy: ive never seena bat irl
[9/2/2013 12:37:21 PM] Matt: I have
[9/2/2013 12:37:23 PM] Mamy: so whatd you do to the bat
[9/2/2013 12:37:25 PM] Paul: i live in the 6th floor of a construction
[9/2/2013 12:37:26 PM] Paul: so yeah
[9/2/2013 12:37:28 PM] Matt: I've seen bats from very far away
[9/2/2013 12:37:30 PM] Matt: like
[9/2/2013 12:37:31 PM] Paul: killed it with hot water
[9/2/2013 12:37:32 PM] Matt: you think they're birds
[9/2/2013 12:37:34 PM] Matt: but they're bats
[9/2/2013 12:37:35 PM] Matt: ohp
[9/2/2013 12:37:36 PM] Mamy: . . .
[9/2/2013 12:37:42 PM] Mamy: whatd you do with the dead bat
[9/2/2013 12:37:51 PM] Paul: garbage
[9/2/2013 12:37:51 PM] Paul: done

[7:07:00 PM] Finchy: I imagined Amy looking like this http://puu.sh/5zkZI.jpg
[7:07:48 PM] Gadget: Really?
[7:07:51 PM] Gadget: I expected http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/12/article-2418516-1BC5DCC1000005DC-518_634x364.jpg

[8:54:12 PM] Amy: stupid amurricans
[8:54:14 PM] Reimu: ok
[8:54:17 PM] Brandon: hey
[8:54:20 PM] Brandon: We're not stupid
[8:54:26 PM] Brandon: They're just smart

[5:36:22 PM] Paul: then
[5:36:25 PM] Paul: after gold dust
[5:36:29 PM] Paul: angel dust
[5:36:31 PM] Paul: proud dust
[5:36:33 PM] Paul: i present you
[5:36:37 PM] Paul: diamond dust
[5:36:38 PM] Paul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSmElfceiWw

[1:39:24 PM] Gabriel Rabaioli: i was ninja and i didnt know
[1:39:30 PM] Gabriel Rabaioli: how the fuck can someone read holy orders

[2:52:55 PM] Finchy: http://puu.sh/65PIN.jpg
[2:52:57 PM] Finchy: Here is me and a manly hanger
[2:53:06 PM] Amy: what does it taste like
[2:53:13 PM] Finchy: plastic
[2:53:20 PM] Finchy: and victory

[3:51:46 PM] Finchy: Holy fuck ftb lags too much when I am streaming my beautiful self to you

[4:42:41 PM] Ripazhakgggdkp: FINCH IS FRIENDING ME
[4:42:41 PM] Ripazhakgggdkp: HELP

[6:35:38 PM] psul: hi faithful kitty amy

[8:25:04 PM] Noovrud: holy wow
[8:25:09 PM] Noovrud: ftb would be so much different
[8:25:13 PM] Noovrud: if everyone was a girl except for amy

[9:25:14 PM] *** Ripazhakgggdkp has left ***
[10:27:59 PM] *** Finchy added Jamil Chioino ***
[10:28:05 PM] Finchy: Why you leave bb
[10:28:13 PM] *** Finchy added Ripazhakgggdkp ***
[10:28:17 PM] Finchy: Why you leave bb
[5:00:53 PM] Amy: ok imma take a nap
[5:00:54 PM] Amy: for like
[5:00:56 PM] Amy: an hour
[5:00:57 PM] Amy: lol
[5:02:04 PM] Alex: ok
[5:02:08 PM] Alex: i'll still be up
[5:02:14 PM] Alex: weekends i screw my sleep up a ton lol
[5:02:20 PM] Alex: sleep well  (heart)
[6:57:48 PM] Amy: 2 hours
[6:58:07 PM] Alex: close enough
[6:58:12 PM] Alex: 1 vs 2
[7:00:21 PM] Alex: "amy how many vaginas do you have?"
[7:00:23 PM] Alex: "2"
[7:00:26 PM] Alex: "close enough"
[7:00:49 PM] Amy: oh god
[7:01:04 PM] Alex: coming soon to a theater near you
[7:01:10 PM] Alex: the story of the woman with 2 vaginas
[7:01:16 PM] Alex: jk it would probably be on like mtv
[7:01:26 PM] Alex: "i didn't know i had 2 vaginas!"
[7:02:02 PM] Amy: this is the best story ive ever heard
[7:02:05 PM] Alex: or they could put the same show on vh1 with black women and 50 times more censoring for language
[7:02:35 PM] Alex: and also make it a dating/reality show
[7:02:54 PM] Alex: "the woman with 2 vaginas is in a house with 14 hot guys"
[7:02:59 PM] Alex: "but only two can win her love"