You both like minecraft.
You: yo
You: Want to fuck?
You: Fucking
You: play minecraft.
You: I meant.
Stranger: AND...AND IT STARTS WI TH A S
Stranger: sss
Stranger: sk
Stranger: sky
Stranger: BUT
You: sk-sex?
You: sky does anal?
You: Are you sky?
You: We gonna get poopi?
You: How about them 9gags.
Stranger: Y3AH DAZ RIGHT
You: and trolls on the interwebs.
You: They are very enjoyable, yes?
You: Do you have one of those I.P.'s that the kids use for minecrafting together and what not, you know, good ol' fun!
Stranger: WTF MAN
You: :-)
You: ^ it's a smiley face.
You: ;-)
You: Winky face!!!!
You: I love the internet.
You: So many kind people.
Stranger: I JUST HAD 6PIECES OF FUCKING PIZZA
You: I learned how to uninstall my system 32 the other day, thanks to the internet.
You: Unfortunately it made my computer bad.
You: so I bought a new one, a linux one.
You: It's nice.
You: Watch your mouth, young man.
Stranger: WHATT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Stranger: IM JUST DAZED
You: I'm just talking to a nice friend.
You: You're my friend right?
You: I was told that everybody on the internet is my friend.
Stranger: OH, BUDDER :)
You: Do you have a minecraft server?
You: So we can have good times, because, I'm getting old.
Stranger: MAYBE, MAYBE NOT
You: I'll probably die, and start rotting tomorrow.
You: Alright, kid.
Stranger: kid -_-
You: Just give me your fucking server IP. Holy fucking shit kid.
Stranger: kid
You: Otherwise, I'm done here.
You: Kid.
Stranger: BUDDDDDDDER
Stranger has disconnected.