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    >year 2043 ap (Anno pandus)
    >walking down the panda street because to poor to afford a panda car
    >see an old "dollar bill" blowing in the wind
    >heard about those things in pandahistory class
    >think it might be worth something
    >pick it up and put it in pandapocket
    >see hundreds of homeless who invested in non-panda currencies being gathered up by panda police
    >keep your panda distance and head towards the panda panda express
    >pick up some panda kung pow chicken
    >head back to your pandappartment
    >hear knock on the pan-door
    >open it to see panda police here to conduct the daily pandasearch
    >they frisk you, and find the "dollar bill"
    >they pandataze you and drag you into the back of their panda truck
    >Take you out of the pandatown and pandaburn you alive
    >nonpanda currencies eliminated