[21:35 PM]*Aydan Teke lands on top of him, grinning, grabbing his wrists and pressing them to his chest. "You were never very good in combat training, brother."
[21:36 PM]*Hans Klimovich excuse me?? He just kind of lets him, flatly looking up, "No. I wasn't. I never cared for it."
[21:39 PM]*Aydan Teke sits back on Han's knees, releasing his wrists and running his hands back through his tousled hair. "I guess that explains why we went our respective paths after all."
[21:39 PM]*Hans Klimovich huffs. "You messed up my hair." IMPORTANT.
[21:41 PM]*Aydan Teke chuckles, leaning back over into his chest. "So fix it! You don't see me complaining."
[21:42 PM]*Hans Klimovich hnnngh. "I will when I can get back up. You should know better than to muss my hair."
[21:43 PM]*Aydan Teke comfy right here for now. "Well you should know that I play rough! Should have thought of that when you became my roommate."
[21:43 PM]*Aydan Teke oh god phrasing
[21:44 PM]*Hans Klimovich ON A SCALE FROM ROB HALFORD TO LIBERACE HOW GAY IS THIS GONNA LOOK. "Oh I kept that in mind. I know. Wrestling matches were not on the table."
[21:45 PM]*Aydan Teke chuckles, grinning. "Well, they're on the table now! And they're not planning on coming off."
[21:47 PM]*Hans Klimovich uGHHHHH... "I am the worst sparring partner and you know it. Cadence will probably bring knives. Spar with her."
[21:48 PM]*Aydan Teke shakes his head. "I don't think so." Where is your God now?
[21:49 PM]*Hans Klimovich NOT HERE....... "And why not? She runs on violence."
[21:50 PM]*Aydan Teke "Because she's much smaller than I am. I can pick her up and throw her across the room to yourmy bed."
[21:50 PM]*Hans Klimovich we're just not fucking moving here. "She can put up quite the fight. You'd be surprised." She almost broke my shins once.
[21:52 PM]*Aydan Teke nope forever gay "I don't doubt her a bit." It's just that I don't think I'd have as much fun as I would wrestling with you because I always end up sitting on you because you SUCK at sparring.
[21:52 PM]*Aydan Teke likes winning. Has a humble enough spirit as is.
[21:53 PM]*Hans Klimovich lifts his arms and makes a half-hearted push at Aydan's chest. Girly wrists. "You must have been sooooo bored without me."
[21:54 PM]*Aydan Teke tetters but grabs onto the wrists to hang onto, still chortling. "No, I'm perched in my winner's seat. You cannot move me."
[21:55 PM]*Aydan Teke was so goddamn bored when he wasn't frickin' people. tbh.
[21:56 PM]*Hans Klimovich frick. "I know that I can't. The only person I don't suck at fighting with his Gabriel. And that's because he never cared about sparring." And probably let me win.
[21:57 PM]*Aydan Teke doesn't spar with Gabriel because he knows the weak points. Hhhhh. "Well then I guess that's just your level."
[21:58 PM]*Hans Klimovich cadence will probably be able to pick them out too tbh. "I'm advanced on different levels. So."
[21:59 PM]*Aydan Teke pushes his wrists away and crosses his arms over his chest, grinning. "Are you enjoying the view from down there." I'm so damn pretty.
[21:59 PM]*Aydan Teke but I won't flaunt it like you
[22:00 PM]*Hans Klimovich i'm prettier. "Oh yes." SO FLAT... "I'm so glad to be where I am right now with my everything going numb."
[22:01 PM]*Aydan Teke "Perfect. I'll be up here a few more moments." Perches.
[22:01 PM]*Hans Klimovich "What a warm welcome. Wow."
[22:02 PM]*Aydan Teke hey it could be warmer. "I'm sure you're not as bad at sparring as you say you are."
[22:02 PM]*Aydan Teke "You're still physically very strong."
[22:03 PM]*Aydan Teke it could be muuuuch warmer. but you're so straight it's uncomfortable.
[22:04 PM]*Hans Klimovich how is it uncomfortable. "I'm much better in my gear, really. Even if it's beginning to atrophy... And there are few times that I have to strong-arm anyone at home. Cadence does that just fine."
[22:06 PM]*Aydan Teke leans over, sitting up on his knees with his hands on Hans's shoulders. "We'll have to go out once it's warmer and practice, then."
[22:08 PM]*Hans Klimovich WE'RE APPROACHING DEFCON: ELTON JOHN ON THE GAY SCALE. "I would like that. It's been quite a while since I've gone out done field work. I'm getting to the point where I may be barred to desk work."
[22:10 PM]*Aydan Teke so shocked he hasn't made any remarks about this sort of seating arrangement yet, but he's sitting on his knees now to let the blood flow. "That's just no fun at all. I'll make sure to show you a good time before you have to go back for good."
[22:11 PM]*Hans Klimovich "I kind of hope that I don't have to. I will miss the lot of you."
[22:12 PM]*Aydan Teke smiles sincerely. "I'd honestly hope for the same. Sadly I'll have to start making trips out frequently for Ranking business soon..."