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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.85,0:00:02.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Mai's late...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.69,0:00:04.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, she {\i1}did{\i0} die in the last episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.15,0:00:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,M-Mai?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.66,0:00:20.49,IntroSigns,,0,0,0,,{\an7\b1\blur0.7}Choboraunyopomi Theater{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.41,0:00:20.49,IntroSigns,,0,0,0,,{\an7\fnAnna\c&H6C6C6C&\fs20\b1\pos(1083,387)\blur0.7}Recommended For Those\NMentally 18 and Up{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.49,0:00:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,This show is the animated version
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.20,0:00:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,of the manga drawn while the author suppressed her feelings of wondering
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.83,0:00:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,if one can make it as a manga artist in this era without social security
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.29,0:00:33.22,Default,,0,0,0,,and if they should reconsider insurance or take a side job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.35,0:00:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You look super cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.68,0:00:44.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Just look at you, all sexy...  You look so mature!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.52,0:00:47.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Physically, you're now a cyborg.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.69,0:00:49.11,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.11,0:00:52.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Boys who ask girls about their bodies are... well...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.11,0:00:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm definitely a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.49,0:00:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's FX.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.66,0:00:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.66,0:01:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.12,0:01:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanted to improve my art skills.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.08,0:01:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It happened yesterday, on my way home...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.71,0:01:08.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold it right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.59,0:01:12.09,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Alyssa London.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.09,0:01:15.67,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want to pass, you must have a manga battle with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.67,0:01:17.55,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with the weirdo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.55,0:01:21.68,Default,,0,0,0,,So I ran away, saying I didn't have my pen with me...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.68,0:01:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,But I didn't want to lose, so I became a cyborg.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.48,0:01:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,A drawing cyborg!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.98,0:01:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's FX!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.35,0:01:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's beat the shit out of that weirdo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.44,0:01:33.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, there she is!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.11,0:01:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It appears she hasn't noticed us yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.53,0:01:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Yahoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.28,0:01:40.99,Default,,0,0,0,,With just one blow?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.99,0:01:43.33,Default,,0,0,0,,She's on a completely different level...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.33,0:01:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.75,0:01:47.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry they're bothering you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.17,0:01:50.92,Default,,0,0,0,,That pen callus...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.29,0:01:53.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem to have some skill.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.46,0:01:57.80,Default,,0,0,0,,If you work under me, I'll give you half of the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.59,0:01:59.72,Default,,0,0,0,,She likes me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.09,0:02:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you refuse...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.26,0:02:04.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll destroy you along with everyone else!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.81,0:02:06.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold it right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.31,0:02:07.52,Default,,0,0,0,,That voice!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.31,0:02:10.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.23,0:02:11.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.61,0:02:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Nakanishi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.15,0:02:14.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave this to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.27,0:02:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, but{\fscx300}-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.32,0:02:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a masochist, so I can handle it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.24,0:02:22.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It, it, it, it, it, it...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.74,0:02:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,500)}It feels good!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.87,0:02:30.67,Default,,0,0,0,,He got hit too many times, and turned into mochi.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.32,0:02:57.48,ED-Rom,,0,0,0,,{\fs100\pos(640,250)\b0}Ai Mai {\alpha&HFF&}Mi{\b1}
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