Alright maggots, listen up. If you sorry sacks of dirt have any intent of joining up with this squadron, there are a few things you must be clear of.

[b]1. We will NOT be having any of you girly soap operas in here. If you fruitbowls need so badly to whine about something, then you may take your tears back to your mommas where she'll undoubtedly have your effeminate asses spanked for being such sissies.
2. Do not attempt to bring your sad attempts at internet humour into this chat unless you have a strong craving for BOOT up your ANAL ORIFICE!
3. Some of you brainless scum may mistake this group for a day care. For that effect you are reminded that we are not, and that children aged 14 and under should instead be taken to a more appropriate institution where they may learn not to be absolutely insufferable!
4. If you desire to show off the corpses of the foes you've brutally dismembered on the battlefield, good work. We are proud of you. Unfortunately we must ask that you do NOT showcase them or anything similarly shocking for the sake of not ruining every meal for the rest of us.*
5. That shrivelled up grey object in your head you call a brain exists for reason. You are suggested to make use of it.[/b]

*It is allowed, however, to the showcases of human stupidity we refer to as 'the WHY', as it contributes to the amusement of us all.

If you violate any one of those rules rules, you will find the aforementioned boot being applied with such force to your behind that it will become virtually indistinguisheable from that of your mother! Do you understand that? Good.


Still reading? Then if you're still interested in joining, you may enter the chat as a guest. As a tightly knit group, we're not usually expecting new members, but we'll be glad to welcome you if you fit in well enough with the rest of us. Be warned, though, that the jocularly written rules above still apply, and you shouldn't expect to be allowed to stay if you break them constantly.

[b]In 3IT, respect is earned, not given.[/b]

[u][b]Q&A[/b][/u]

Q: Why the name "Third Iteration" 
A: This is the third 'version' of this group, the previous names didn't work quite well enough, they called for a change. Hence the name Third Iteration. 

Q: What does the group discuss?
A: You can discuss anything in the group.

Q: I got kicked from chat. Why? 
A: You most likely said something extremely stupid. Don't think much of it. Rejoin.

Q: Can my friends join?
A: Yes, but they're still subjected to the same procedure above. We judge members on an individual basis.

Q: Do you play video games? 
A: What are these "video games" you speak of? 

Q: Does the group have events? 
A: Yeah, but they're mostly unscheduled, so join the chat if you want to catch one.