I think I’m blatantly becoming a hardened asshole.

I’m just over the fucking bullshit of everyone and everything. Is the universe so ridiculously selfish that we have to treat each other this way?

Jeezus, it’s called a courtesy. You shouldn’t go anywhere expecting to coddled. Idc if you’re a doctor or Bill Gates, you’re a human and you don’t deserve more than anyone else.

Maybe it’s the industry. Maybe it’s just my damn job but I’m over it.

I can’t wait to quit and move onto better things. I don’t need to deal with this bullshit.

I hate serving. I hate catering to cheap turds and entitled shitheads. Just over it.

If you can’t do simple math, then fuck you.

Don’t go out if you’re cheap. 
It’s not that hard.
By all means, pat yourself on the back for putting your frozen dinner in the microwave for the perfect amount of time so it comes out great but don’t fuckin complain about a 20% gratuity on your party of 25.
You try inviting 25 people you don’t know into your home and serving them and see how you do.

It’s not easy and it’s not fun so sorry I’m not going to bend over backwards for you. I’m your server, not your mom. I don’t like you enough to even consider sooo your life sucks if you’re trying to ask me to individually divide up your tab… And you better believe I’m tacking on 20% gratuity if you want that shitty split check bullshit. And I will sleep like a baby doin it.

Cheap shits.

I have more than enough people who love me as a server so I’m not even mad if you don’t like me. I frankly don’t care and you should stop thinking that it affects me enough to drop that grat from 20 to 18%.

A good person would understand a grat’ed large party and wouldn’t be insulted by it.
You’re an ASSSHOLE if you think otherwise.

The end.