MEWMASTER93

You are mewmaster93, Town Carry. Time after time you get nothing but awful brs, but this game you've managed to circumvent it by making a team of 5 mewmasters.  The carried scrubs have banded against you, but this is just as planned! Now you, from the top lane, will humiliate them in a fair battle to take your true place in Diamond.

Each night, you may target a player. If your target dies that night you will secure the kill in flavor text and everyone will love you. Stealing kills will give you many sugoi power ups to use! In addition, if you are killed/outplayed by the person you are targeting, you can use ##LAG during the day to revive yourself. This can only be used once per game. Good luck mewmaster!!!



RELICT

You are Support Mewmaster, Town Watcher. Mewmaster93 has split himself into a team of 5 elite players to take out the carried scrubs. With your unheard of mechanics and eagle-eye map awareness, nobody will be able to stop you.

Every night you can look at another player on the minimap. You will then see who has visited them, if anybody. In addition, during the day you can use ##KillThings: [name] to attempt to kill them. The success rate of this is very low, however, since you are a support. Furthermore, since you kill things, you cannot heal. Good luck.



MAX

You are Jungle Mewmaster, Town Hider. To take out the carried scrubs in a fair battle, mewmaster93 has split himself up into 5 players. Now without lucky BRs in the way, you will be able to destroy all who oppose you.

Every night you can hide behind another player in your jungle. If they're a carried scrub they will outplay you badly and you will die. If your target dies their killer will also outplay you and you will die. Otherwise, you will be immune to kills, as the enemy will not be able to find you in your jungle.

In addition to this, as a one time only day power, you can use ##Take Wight to disappear from the player list until night begins. You cannot gank to assist your team, only hide. Good luck.



WINTY

You are ADC Mewmaster, Town Paranoid Journalist. You are a clone of mewmaster created to defeat carried scrubs, and you will stop at nothing except for competent play by the opposition when it comes to defeating them. Unfortunately, you really suck at AD Carry and cannot provide any damage for your team.

During the night, if you are targeted by a night action you will be able to send a strongly worded message back at them. Based on how genuinely angry your message is, you will be informed of things such as who targeted you and what they did. This is purely based on moderator discretion. If you are targeted by more than one night action the recipient of your message will be random. You will get your results back during the day after you send your message out.

In addition, during the day, if you have any votes on you, you may use ##Blame Support. If you die during that day or the following night the player behind Support Mewmaster will die in your place. If Support Mewmaster is dead your action will do nothing. This has no limit.



AK

You are Mid Mewmaster, Town Angry. Mewmaster has split himself into 5 whole noops to take down the carried scrubs, and you are his strongest creation. 

During the night you can scout for silver 2s, getting a simple yes/no verdict. The other 4 mewmasters and maybe some others qualify as silver 2s, and all mewmasters are innocent. Use this power wisely.

In addition, during the day you can get REALLY ANGRY. If you are 2 votes away from dead you can use ##THE BULL. The activation of this puts a knife to your throat, leaving you one vote from dead. However, you gain access to 2 more votes, 3 more if one or more carried scrubs are voting for you. You will be informed of how many votes you gain via PM. Good luck, and please don't kill yourself jesus christ.



DARK

You are Support Destruction Man, Town Watcher Day Vigilante. You've allied yourself with team silver 2 because you agree with the support philosophy of killing, not healing. Since you're such a unique support you have a never before seen ability.

At night you can target someone to hide in a bush and watch them. You will receive a report of everybody who targeted your target once night ends. During the following day, you can use ##JUSTICE: [name] on one of the people who showed up in your report to kill them. You can only use your kill once during the game, so use it wisely. Kill someone who is mafia or self aligned and you can still watch at night, but if you kill a townie you will become vanilla. So use it even wiselyer.



LONGGOOD

You are Frozen Heart, Town Slower of Pursuers. Silver 2 builds you all the time on manaless champions to slow his enemies, and here he has enlisted your aid once again. Since you passively slow people down, all night and day actions aimed at you will be delayed by some time. How much time? However much the mods feel like, shithead. Don't worry about it. This also applies to you being lynched.

Once per day phase you can remove all votes on you by using ##SlowMyPursuers. Use it well if you want, this is a joke game I don't give a fuck what you do with it. You win when you kill the bad guys good luck yeah.



KIDDO

You are Kennedy, town Canadian Doctor. Mew has asked you to goon with him, so you did. He's somehow roped you into this conflict. Every night you doctor people. If you don't know what a doctor does by now, then I guess you're out of luck because I'm not about to fucking tell you. You also give your targets bags of milk, because lool canada milk bagz.

Every day, if you have votes on you, you will maul the last person to place a vote on you, roleblocking them for the night. It will be announced that they are mauled at the end of the day phase, because yes. This is 100% passive deal with it shitter. You win like a normal townie does. I'm not fucking telling you how a fucking townie wins the game. Jesus, people these days need to be spoonfed fucking everything.



FRANNY

So as you can see just from this one time nightkill immunity, your role is unique already. Your abilities are:

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AMINAL?

Saying the above phrase in response to somebody initiates a challenge on them. They must respond to your challenge or they cannot vote. If they respond with “A BAAAAREEE?” or something similar they will lose the challenge, and you must respond with “A BEARRRr?” or something similar and then you will gain their vote.!

POWER SLAM

Use ##POWERSLAM:[name] to POWER SLAM them. If they respond to you, you can POWER SLAM them again. Each POWER SLAM after the first one adds an invisible vote onto them, which will not be seen to the public until day ends. They can end the POWER SLAM chain by ignoring you or responding with “POWER SLAM”, “ENERGIZE”, “BLAZING OVERLORD FIST”, “A BEAR?”, “25.5”, or something similar. If they defeat your challenge with one of these responses it will be announced that they have won, and all your POWER SLAM voted will be turned back on to you.

BETTER DUCK

Use ##BETTERDUCK: [name] to initiate this challenge. You must then post a picture of a duck, and your challengee will be told that they must post a picture of a better duck. Afterwards you must respond, and whoever has the best duck after 3 rounds each (6 ducks!!!) will be declared the winner. The winner gets lynch immunity and the loser gets 3 votes added onto them. If the person you challenged posts a picture of mewmaster as their duck, they instantly win the challenge and you die.

You win with the town, and remember, you can only use one challenge per day, and can only reuse challenges after going through all of them once each (then you can use them however you want (once a day (shitter))). Good luck.



ALEX

you mantis town reviver

use ##hereicumtosavetheday: [name] and you revive them

use ##imonmyway to be on your way which does nothing these actions unlimited use

you win when mafia die good luck!!!



MINJO

You are Minjo Master, Mafia Cop. You always spectate silver 2's games and invade his privacy. At night you can invade anybody's privacy and learn their role. In addition, there's nothing in addition. Fucker.


Your scumbuds:
Max - poisoner
winty - roleblocker
msb - useless


You may or may not have no nightkill. You possibly literally can't win maybe. Good luck.



MANTIS

You are MSB, Mafia Shitter. You don't belong here, your true skill is far below that of the rest of the mafia. You have a night action that does absolutely nothing. Madatory use. It's you trying to play. You belong in silver 2. Go fuck yourself.


your fellow banditos:
minjo cop winty roleblocker max poisoner

who controls the nightkill you ask? good question, maybe if you weren't shit you would have one of those



JOHNNY

You are Samantha Fisher, Mafia Poisoner. Every odd numbered night you can go up to someone and have internet sex with them. The best seex of their life, even. However, unbeknownst to them, you have laced your internet pussy with electronic AIDS, causing their computers to blow up a night later. This shit kills them, which is good since u scum

THE DREAM TEAM:
minjo cop. Winty as roleblocker. Msb doesnt do shit

you dont have a godfather, you might not even have a nightkill, so uh, poison good yo



ENCUBE

You are Smash Brothers Sage SoloSSD, Mafia Roleblocker. Your existence is pure red, and your enemies are the bulls. You can target someone every night to distract them with your pure red or some shit. So you roleblock them. You know what I'm saying man I don't have to fucking spell it out for you.

Here's your mafia shit
max is a poisoner, minjo is a cop, msb is a loser

you dont have a nightkill OR DO YOU????? game win when majority vote stuff



TIGER

You are Tiger, Self Aligned TOXIC (!!!). You are very toxic (woah!) to the community, because you don't give a shit about anything when you play play Lego Legends. You couldn't care less about the conflict at hand at want to play your own game.

During the day you take the form of Nautilus the Penguin. Your special power is that you gain an extra vote, but only if your first vote is on yourself (if you unvote yourself, your second vote is taken away). If you die during the day, then you win! This obviously includes lynches, and you are allowed to vote for yourself twice if necessary. I'll also add another deadly ability to your arsenal! You can call people noops using ##CALL NOOP: [name], which (possibly) hurts their feelings making them more inclined to lynch you. If you cannot seem to get lynched or daykilled, you can use ##ABSOLUTE DEATH ATTACK to kill yourself honorably and die a loser.

During the night you become Humorous Deception Man, the mayor of Clown Town. Once during the game, if you are targeted for a nightkill, you will be informed of the intended killer as soon as possible. Before night ends you can send that person a PM containing the word “WOOP” (send me an image of you making the PM as proof if you can) and you will dodge the kill. In addition, you have a nightkill of your own at your disposal. You can use one kill per night on whoever you want, which consist of you putting a box in their face. They will then be spooked to death. OR WILL THEY ? ? ? All of your kills will instantly come back to life upon your death, unless they were killed by another source as well. Tricky sneaks!

If you don't want to get lynched you can somehow win by being the last person alive. Good luck.



GEORGE

You are Frannry, Self Aligned Silver 2. Franny is gold now but shut the fuck up.





You are in silver 2, and cannot win. However, you can still try to win by using ##PlaySoloQueue once per day. At the end of the day your results will be broadcasted. If the player controlling the character of Kennedy is known to you, you can use ##DuoWith[name] to get some better results. If you duo with the wrong person though, the results could be very bad for you.

To give you actual incentive to play this game, I've given you something real nice. At night, you can give handjobs to any other player. You can also send me an adjective that describes the handjob, and I'll put the result of your action in the OP! What this does to impact the game is make you feel really gay. I hope that this inspires you to be active. Good luck!